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Gren the cake
06-20-2005, 03:53 PM
LOL. CNN - news with some marines who had watched over saddam while in the prison
saddam hussein hates fruit loops, prefers raisin bran
he likes tattoos. has one on his forearm, like a gazelle. and osmething else
he also loves doritos
they said he called them his sons. he said he will be the president again. he talked about women, to find one that is 'not too smart, not too dumb. one that can cook and clean'
he smoked cigars, cut flowers, and wrote poetry. he also had to wash his own clothes. he wasa neat freak. before breakfast, he'd wipe his plastic utensils and plate, as well as wash his hands.
:) doritos!!
ChEEbA
06-20-2005, 06:47 PM
saddam hussein hates fruit loops, prefers raisin bran
How DARE they mock me with their joyous colourful loops of the DEVIL! Death to america RAAAARGH!
Gren the cake
06-20-2005, 07:55 PM
:/ kinda got sad watching this, thinking about it
^^^^ sounds like NORMAL stuff. puts a human face on this guy. I think i would definitely add this guy to my top 10 of who id like to meet
of course, he would have to be in jail cuz im sure i qualify as an infidel as well. an IMMIGRANT infidel at that, the worst kind!
anyways. i dont like fruit loops either :). but they are fun to spell things with.
Gren the cake
06-20-2005, 07:57 PM
this is a man who has gassed how many people??? all becuz of race/religion, among other things
and here he is, enjoying his snack foods like aNY OTHER FUCKIN PERSON...
i dunno. my job is on the military base, selling campaign books about OPERATION IRAQI FREEDOM. it's kinda strange, meeting all the marines and theyre like 'oh i remember that, and that, and that'
and then I think about the guys whos names are in the back, the guys that will NOT be stopping by to look at the book, and talk to me... :/
ItsAlive75
06-20-2005, 08:28 PM
I heard Osama likes Zebra Cakes.
Marroe
06-20-2005, 09:47 PM
Frootloops kick ass
Iniquity
06-21-2005, 11:26 AM
fucking disgusting that that pig piece of shit gets to enjoy snack foods long enough to develop a damn preference. bastard is lucky Im not in the service anymore, or in a capacity to "protect" him. Oath or not, I would risk persecution and imprisonment, hell even the death sentence to ensure the only snacks he ate were flying at him at about 2400 feet per second at point blank range.
christ, we have soldiers eating MRE's in dust holes, picking sandfleas off their nuts, so this sick fuck can sit in a SECURE enviornment, protected by our liberal fucks we have in office and eat dorito's.
Originally posted by Iniquity
fucking disgusting that that pig piece of shit gets to enjoy snack foods long enough to develop a damn preference. bastard is lucky Im not in the service anymore, or in a capacity to "protect" him. Oath or not, I would risk persecution and imprisonment, hell even the death sentence to ensure the only snacks he ate were flying at him at about 2400 feet per second at point blank range.
christ, we have soldiers eating MRE's in dust holes, picking sandfleas off their nuts, so this sick fuck can sit in a SECURE enviornment, protected by our liberal fucks we have in office and eat dorito's.
AMEN
Vodstok
06-21-2005, 11:45 AM
It actually sounds like he has some classic emotional disorders. Who would think that a paranoid dictator would also be obsessive compulsive (aka "neat freak"), not to mention he called food his "sons"?
I hope the interview was referring to things he liked to do BEFORE he was caught. I hope he gets to chase roaches around a small dark cell these days
Iniquity
06-21-2005, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
It actually sounds like he has some classic emotional disorders. Who would think that a paranoid dictator would also be obsessive compulsive (aka "neat freak"), not to mention he called food his "sons"?
with regard to the OCD, I'd be a neat freak too if I HAD to wash everything on my own for fear that someone may just lace my clothing with ricin, I'd never eat from the same plate or fork twice. After years of being hated like that, one tends to develop some habits that kinda stick.
Shitty thing is, the rest of the world is like those damn battered wives on the lifetime network. They all wanted the fucker out of there. And those that didnt, were just as bad as he is. NOW he is out of there *cops came and arrested the husband that kicks the shit out of wife*, and the wife *the whiney assed liberals* are throwing a shit fit over it like some stupid assed crack whore screaming "DONT ARREST MAH BABY DADDY". Fuck them.
The world out there is most likely afraid of the fact that the baddest military on the planet kicked the fucking doors in on that sandtrap and took over in less time than it takes most countries to kill their newly elected leaders or law enforcement. NOW they are worried, if the "bully USA" gets pissed enough for taking a beating every god damned time we help someone, when are we going to snap and kick their doors in?
barbra
06-21-2005, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by Gren the cake
[B i dont like fruit loops either :). but they are fun to spell things with. [/B] like 'ooooo'
Iniquity
06-21-2005, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by barbra
like 'ooooo'
lol I was thinking that too.
Gren the cake
06-21-2005, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
not to mention he called food his "sons"?
lol:) sorry i wanst clearer. he referred to the 2 guys guarding him as his sons
i dont doubt that he would say that, althouh it DOES seem weird. but why would they lie about that? anyway, they were 2 white guys.
o0o0o0o0o0o000oo0o! except sometimes u get a broken fruitloop and u can spell Cooooooooo or even Coco.
Haunted
06-21-2005, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
fucking disgusting that that pig piece of shit gets to enjoy snack foods long enough to develop a damn preference. bastard is lucky Im not in the service anymore, or in a capacity to "protect" him. Oath or not, I would risk persecution and imprisonment, hell even the death sentence to ensure the only snacks he ate were flying at him at about 2400 feet per second at point blank range.
christ, we have soldiers eating MRE's in dust holes, picking sandfleas off their nuts, so this sick fuck can sit in a SECURE enviornment, protected by our liberal fucks we have in office and eat dorito's.
I have only one point of contention with this.
We liberal fucks have been kicked out of office, and replaced by conservative Nazis. Now, how are you going to react to that statement? Are you going to get mad and flame me because I refered to conservatives as Nazis? Do you hate being generalized as much as I do?
I don't think that Hussein should be allowed to enjoy anything except a kick in the face for what he's done. They should have left him in that hole, heavily guarded with the barest minimum of rations (nasty one's too) that he could live off of until trial.
Iniquity
06-22-2005, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
I have only one point of contention with this.
We liberal fucks have been kicked out of office, and replaced by conservative Nazis. Now, how are you going to react to that statement? Are you going to get mad and flame me because I refered to conservatives as Nazis? Do you hate being generalized as much as I do?
Well if you are one of the liberal fuck types that are constantly on a mission to "Do whats best for ME, even if I adamantly refuse your help, and never ask for it" or think that terrorist should have rights when we catch them *the rights I refer to are the same rights that a large majority of America dont even have and the victims of 9/11 will NEVER get to have again ie: Food, Clothing, Healthcare, Safe place to sleep, legal representation, etc.* then yeah you suck ass too. I at this time do not think that you personally are one of those types, but hey Ive been wrong in the past.
I am neither a liberal nor a conservative Nazi, Im so much more of a controvertialist *my own party* that Im surprised I dont have the black choppers and suburbans making trips by my house.
If you are gay and want to get married good for you, I dont have to be a part of it, hell I dont even have to like it, so long as you arent looking at my ass, and if you are, at least not telling me about it, then you are good to go.
If you dont like smoking, HEY dont smoke, dont brow beat me for it.
If you are a vegetarian, hmmm well I cant do much for you in the advice department, Im a firm believer that if we werent supposed to eat animals then they wouldnt be made out of meat.
If you are opposed to firearms, then dont use them, dont buy them oh and if shit should ever hit the fan, dont get pissed when they arent used to protect you. Ask the liberals on Capital Hill if the secret service that protect them are armed with slingshots and pepper spray ;)
If you are opposed to pollution generated by Big Industry, tough shit, Big Industry makes the electricity you use to surf the net, watch your movies, listen to your music, store and cook your food etc. Can it be cleaner? Yup, but you REALLLLLLY dont want to see the price tag or the timeframe to make it happen. Thats why they call them "Energy Plans", plans fail, and often times are rarely carried out. Its a safety net. But if you are willing to cut down a tree *and risk execution by the enviornmentalists* go ahead, then save some of the wood to make a bucket to get water, dig yourself a nice comfy bathroom *recommended at least 2'x2'x2', try hovering over that* use candles for light, oh and spend a LOT of time getting to know yourself, since the real world uses technology which to an extent relies heavily on Big Industry power sources to get their message out and you wouldnt want to support the "oppressive big industry" by booting up a laptop.
end rant........
*note: my use of YOU in this post was not directed towards you Haunted, well except for the first paragraph, the rest is just a general you for whomever it may apply to*
barbra
06-22-2005, 10:57 AM
you could have just said, 'you can't make everyone happy'
anyways, americans are terrorist cause im sure the people on iraq were terrified and they are terrorist as well and both sides cometted war crimes but on the bright side, thanks to this 'war' japan AND china have lifted their debt america is free from that and now china and japan have oil supplys/reserves. yay:rolleyes:
Haunted
06-22-2005, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by Iniquity
Well if you are one of the liberal fuck types that are constantly on a mission to "Do whats best for ME, even if I adamantly refuse your help, and never ask for it" or think that terrorist should have rights when we catch them *the rights I refer to are the same rights that a large majority of America dont even have and the victims of 9/11 will NEVER get to have again ie: Food, Clothing, Healthcare, Safe place to sleep, legal representation, etc.* then yeah you suck ass too. I at this time do not think that you personally are one of those types, but hey Ive been wrong in the past.
Oh, I agree. Terrorists should have no special rights. If they committed a crime on American soil, then they should have ONLY the rights that the laws that govern our nation allow. Many homelands of said terrorists demand that said crimminals be returned home for trial. However, we have to ask ourselves: Would that luxury be allowed to an American war crimminal in say, Teheran? I don't honestly think so.
Also, I think many historians would agree that the US and many of our long standing allies (England- good friend[up front]...maybe France, but that's because they're pussies) treat our P.O.W's much better than most nations. That may be because of "saving face," our that maybe because we're not the bastards that everyone says we are (which pisses me off. Does the world remind you of high school?).
I don't know. I'm no expert. I'm just a realistic pessimist or a pessimistic realist. You decide.:D
Haunted
06-22-2005, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by barbra
you could have just said, 'you can't make everyone happy'
anyways, americans are terrorist cause im sure the people on iraq were terrified and they are terrorist as well and both sides cometted war crimes but on the bright side, thanks to this 'war' japan AND china have lifted their debt america is free from that and now china and japan have oil supplys/reserves. yay:rolleyes:
Brace yourself, woman, 'cause I be you get flamed for that. I'm not going to flame you, however I disagree.
I don't disagree that the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki necessary, and I think that karma will catch up with us. However, I think we did learn from it, and I think we will measure the situation before anything like that happens again. At least I hope anyway.
meetthecreeper
06-22-2005, 01:23 PM
I dont want to get into all the political goings on here but I wanted to comment.
I read the article in the paper about Hussein and kind of laughed to myself.
He may even be a likeable guy even though he is a SOB. I admire Charles Manson for many reasons, but that doesnt mean that I support his positions.
By the way the Raisin Bran keeps him regular.
Haunted
06-22-2005, 01:43 PM
Maybe we could have a "Cruelest Torture" contest to see who could come up with the worst tortures for Saddam Hussein.:p :D
urgeok
06-22-2005, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
Maybe we could have a "Cruelest Torture" contest to see who could come up with the worst tortures for Saddam Hussein.:p :D
no contest - i win before this thing gets started.
force him to listen to celine dion all day - then just when he thinks you've stopped ... force him to listen to that cher song (do you believe in love)...
then back to celine again.
meetthecreeper
06-22-2005, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
no contest - i win before this thing gets started.
force him to listen to celine dion all day - then just when he thinks you've stopped ... force him to listen to that cher song (do you believe in love)...
then back to celine again.
Oh I got that beat, I got that beat *rolls up sleeve* I would force him to listen to Mariah Carey do one of her shrill scales that sound like someone skinning a cat, then I would make him listen to Whitney Houstons "I'm every woman'' and then follow that up with "Achy Braky Heart" Billy Ray Cyrus, put it all on a continous loop and force him to watch endless hours of Jerry Springer, Sally Jesse, and Ricki Lake.
If that doesnt make him want to swallow his tongue, we can always make him watch the 700 club and listen to Kristi Lane for hours on end.
Now that makes ME want to blow my brains out.
urgeok
06-22-2005, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Oh I got that beat, I got that beat *rolls up sleeve* I would force him to listen to Mariah Carey do one of her shrill scales that sound like someone skinning a cat, then I would make him listen to Whitney Houstons "I'm every woman'' and then follow that up with "Achy Braky Heart" Billy Ray Cyrus, put it all on a continous loop and force him to watch endless hours of Jerry Springer, Sally Jesse, and Ricki Lake.
If that doesnt make him want to swallow his tongue, we can always make him watch the 700 club and listen to Kristi Lane for hours on end.
Now that makes ME want to blow my brains out.
you honestly - honestly now - think any of that - all of that combined - holds a candle to 1/2 hour of straight celine dion ?
Haunted
06-22-2005, 06:16 PM
LMAO
Creeper, that's pretty cruel but Urge has a point. It may be said, though, that I hate Celine Dion more than anyone even Canadians.
I know, let's combine the two for maximum cruelty, film it, make fresh popcorn, put the volume on mute, and enjoy the show.
meetthecreeper
06-22-2005, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
you honestly - honestly now - think any of that - all of that combined - holds a candle to 1/2 hour of straight celine dion ?
Honestly YES!!!!!
I have to listen to easy listening music pumped into the shop I work at and they play that "I'm every crackhead" song by WHitney Houston once an hour.
And when anything by Carey comes on it makes me want to gouge my eyes out.
I can take alot of torture and punishment but that is inhumane.
Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on
Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're one
Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
There is some love that will not go away
You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and onhttp://www.sonymusic.fr/celineonline/images/im_13-01.jpg
brrrrrrr.....he would wanna crawl back into his hole.
urgeok
06-22-2005, 06:51 PM
if it wasnt for the fact that she has good legs - i'd push her off a cliff onto a pile of broken glass
Vodstok
06-23-2005, 03:17 AM
That picture makes me want to punch my monitor.