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jay o2 waster

06-16-2005, 05:25 AM

Originally posted by ShankS
wont use the course stuff around family or some friendsas I know they'll be offended... work, now thats a different fucking scenario :eek: 8500

ShankS

06-16-2005, 05:27 AM

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
:eek: 8500

yup... I'm into big figures me :)

Vodstok

06-16-2005, 05:28 AM

Myu wife is every bit, if not more foul than me. She's great :)

Nothing like the look on someone's face when they pull something stupid out driving, and a pretty woman calls her a "cunt". They look urprised to say the least :)

urgeok

06-16-2005, 05:29 AM

depends why it's being used ..

if its loud obnoxious swearing - like lets say some punk ass kids on a subway - in front of small children - it bothers me because it's pathetic posturing.

if its the only way someone is able to articulate - it bithers me because the person sounds like a dumpster diver.

if it is used in exasperation - as an exclaimation - i can understand... but it's better if someone establishes a measure of intelligence first - otherwise they look bad too ..

The_Return

06-16-2005, 05:34 AM

I could care less about it. Although it does get annoying in movies like the new Dawn of the Dead and Phone Booth where every other word is fuck:rolleyes:

Vodstok

06-16-2005, 05:35 AM

i once worked with a girl (read: ugly read-headed whale) who was a dullard to put it lightly.

I dropped something and said "Shit"

She took it upon herself to try and put me in my place and said "You know, swearing is a sign of low intelligence".

:mad:

I went a little psycho...

"Swearing is a form of commuication. if it is all you use, then yes, you are stupid, like you. BUT, if you are capable of using other words and choose to use swearing then you are most likely using it because it best articulates whatever you are trying to express, hence 'shit', rather than 'oh heck', because i was frustrated. Now that we have that out of the way, dont ever fucking call me stupid again, because i can talk circles around you, you stupid bitch...."

She never spoke to me again :)

jay o2 waster

06-16-2005, 05:36 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
i once worked with a girl (read: ugly read-headed whale) who was a dullard to put it lightly.

I dropped something and said "Shit"

She took it upon herself to try and put me in my place and said "You know, swearing is a sign of low intelligence".

:mad:

I went a little psycho...

"Swearing is a form of commuication. if it is all you use, then yes, you are stupid, like you. BUT, if you are capable of using other words and choose to use swearing then you are most likely using it because it best articulates whatever you are trying to express, hence 'shit', rather than 'oh heck', because i was frustrated. Now that we have that out of the way, dont ever fucking call me stupid again, because i can talk circles around you, you stupid bitch...."

She never spoke to me again :) what a silly cunt:p

urgeok

06-16-2005, 05:41 AM

Haunted

06-16-2005, 05:59 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
Myu wife is every bit, if not more foul than me. She's great :)

Nothing like the look on someone's face when they pull something stupid out driving, and a pretty woman calls her a "cunt". They look urprised to say the least :)

Bree and I should hang out. I'm forever calling other women "cunts" when they piss me off.

I fucking swear...I'm a godamn pirate. Zwoti says he swears more than me, but that's something we'll have to put to the test the next time I go to England.

urgeok

06-16-2005, 06:01 AM

Originally posted by Haunted
Bree and I should hang out. I'm forever calling other women "cunts" when they piss me off.

I fucking swear...I'm a godamn pirate. Zwoti says he swears more than me, but that's something we'll have to put to the test the next time I go to England.

i swear on occasion - probably too much - but my wife is a bit worse.

once you have a kid it's really hard to turn that switch off ...especially driving

newb

06-16-2005, 06:09 AM

I never swore in front of my parents,i never swear in front of my kids other than shit,or maybe ass.
Around friends or workmates, as needed.

urgeok

06-16-2005, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by newb
I never swore in front of my parents,i never swear in front of my kids other than shit,or maybe ass.
Around friends or workmates, as needed.

none of our generation swore in front of our parents ... and lived

ItsAlive75

06-16-2005, 09:10 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
none of our generation swore in front of our parents ... and lived

Every time I swear when i go home to visit my ma, she'll say something along the lines of "I never was allowed to say things like that in front of my mother." Then she'll just laugh.

I'm pretty lucky... she's the only woman I know who lets her son get away with saying the word "fuck".

newb

06-16-2005, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
none of our generation swore in front of our parents ... and lived

tru dat....but even as an adult, i never swore in front of them.More out of respect.

urgeok

06-16-2005, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by newb
tru dat....but even as an adult, i never swore in front of them.More out of respect.

me either .. but out of habit - not respect ..

i have no respect for my parents whatsoever (long story)

newb

06-16-2005, 10:02 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
me either .. but out of habit - not respect ..

i have no respect for my parents whatsoever (long story)

Sorry to hear that. But you seemed to be extremely well adjusted considering the disfunctional upbringing.

urgeok

06-16-2005, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by newb
Sorry to hear that. But you seemed to be extremely well adjusted considering the disfunctional upbringing.

sure i'm well adjusted...

you cant be the lord supreme ruler of the zyborgots of the planet marzipan if you arent well adjusted.

come Bra'ack, fetch me my electric rubber staff of imperial leadership and meet me on the antigrav platform !!
we musn't be late for the face divers ceremony !

Vodstok

06-16-2005, 10:06 AM

i try to keep it to a minimum in front of my mom, but hanging out with my dad now is like just hanging out with one of my guy freinds. plus, he has no right to point any fingers :)

urgeok

06-16-2005, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
i try to keep it to a minimum in front of my mom, but hanging out with my dad now is like just hanging out with one of my guy freinds. plus, he has no right to point any fingers :)

"hey dad, buy me a fuckin bear ya toothless old cocksmoker'

'fuck you you little shit eating fuck-wad piece of shit - it's your round'

'hey dad, i love you man, you ass licking monkey fucker'

newb

06-16-2005, 10:13 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
"hey dad, buy me a fuckin bear ya toothless old cocksmoker'

'fuck you you little shit eating fuck-wad piece of shit - it's your round'

'hey dad, i love you man, you ass licking monkey fucker'

Yeah....eat my shorts popa!

!?!!?!?......can't get the hang of it.

ChEEbA

06-16-2005, 10:23 AM

I don't make an effort to swear during conversation...the majority of the time I DO let fly, is out of exasperation.
Although, there is the occasional profanity thrown around in a colloquial manner...eg: Occasionally saying "shit" instead of "stuff", that kinda thing. Most people just overlook that as being part of everyday speech, I think so long as you don't accentuate it, your modern english speaking person will let it slide.
However, I'm generally pretty well spoken, and polite...so anyone that calls me out on my occasional swearing usually gets called a petty motherfucker.;)
Oh yeah, and I hate it when people don't have the common decency to tone it down some whilst in the presence of young children...it's just rude...

zwoti

06-16-2005, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by Haunted

I fucking swear...I'm a godamn pirate. Zwoti says he swears more than me, but that's something we'll have to put to the test the next time I go to England.

like a fucking docker

barbra

06-16-2005, 10:29 AM

some of my favorites are:

fuck face
Fuck tard
cunt bitch
cock sucker
I like using "faggot" at work, paired with cock sucker usually.

Acording to Jonas, the other prep person, I use words that would make a marine blush, but honestly there is no pent up rage with in me at this moment so I can't think of any. I'll try to write down a few at work.

Cussing is alright in my book, pair it with tits and a lougy flying through the air and you've got me at work.

Haunted

06-16-2005, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by zwoti
like a fucking docker

Ooh, you swore! I still say I'm a bigger pirate than you.:D

My dad is really old school so he gets a little ill when I say "fuck" in front of him. The worst I can say would be something that takes the "lord's" name in vain. However, I have heard him yell, "Jesus fucking Christ."

urgeok

06-16-2005, 11:14 AM

the only thing i heard my dad say ever are 'horse shit' 'god dammit' and 'jesus christ' interchangeably.

i dont know where horse shit came from as a swear .. eveyone else says bullshit..

fucking weirdo

Haunted

06-16-2005, 11:21 AM

Urge...do you find that your kids pick up a lot of swear words at school? How do you handle it?

If, of course, you don't mind me asking.

Vodstok

06-16-2005, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by Haunted
"Jesus fucking Christ."

Ahhh... One of my favorites. Usually said while doing some housework or yardwork, and something unpleasant happens, like trying to fit a 60 inch tub into a 60 inch room......

One i picke dup from 28 Days Later that has been in common use with me lately is "Fucking Hell!" I love that one.

urgeok

06-16-2005, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by Haunted
Urge...do you find that your kids pick up a lot of swear words at school? How do you handle it?

If, of course, you don't mind me asking.

well let me put it this way ...

when he was two we were told by the daycare owner that he was standing on a chair outside in the middle of the playground yelling 'fuck you' over and over again and laughing.

(he's heard us say 'fuck' - mostly me when driving - but never fuck you)

he seems to know whats right or wrong but he does pick up some stuff from kids ..

one kid had him saying :

i'm sex-ay, i'm sex-ay

another one taught him the word buttocks ... which he pronounces but-tocks ...

but he doesnt say the bad words now because he already heard them from us and knows its wrong ...

just the other day i had to say to him :

'for fucks sakes, you know you're not supposed to say shit !!'

MoonLit Meadow

06-16-2005, 11:35 AM

I think it really just depends on the situation. Generally, I don't do it. I just don't find it necessary. Seems as though when I DO swear it's among friends and it's just for a laugh ;) Any other time is just when I'm really angry about something...which doesn't happen too often.

I agree with Urge and I think a few others who said they can't stand it when it's in front of small children. I totally agree. It's not cute at all to me when toddlers go around saying shit, etc...and I HATE when their parents think it's funny and/or cute ;) Maybe once...after that...not so much.

moonsorrow

06-16-2005, 11:37 AM

i could outcuss anyone on this board

Haunted

06-16-2005, 11:39 AM

That'll get them every time.

Haunted

06-16-2005, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by moonsorrow
i could outcuss anyone on this board

Ha! Is that a challenge?

moonsorrow

06-16-2005, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by Haunted
Ha! Is that a challenge?

hehehe...bring it on then *flexes cussing muscles*

Haunted

06-16-2005, 11:47 AM

How do we mechanize this duel? I vote no insults, but rather raw and creative uses of the viler forms of language. Oh, and it has to be in English, as well.

moonsorrow

06-16-2005, 11:49 AM

Originally posted by Haunted
How do we mechanize this duel? I vote no insults, but rather raw and creative uses of the viler forms of language. Oh, and it has to be in English, as well.

agreed... you chalanged, i accepted, this looks like your move.

EDIT: but how do we declare a winner?

ChEEbA

06-16-2005, 11:50 AM

FUCK CUNT SHIT BITCH SLUT-SLAPPA-RAMARAMA-HUMJOBA-BALLSUCKA-SHEIZER-SHOVELER FUCKHOLE DIRTY-ASS-RAT-BASTARD CUM IN YOUR EYE WEARIN' MOTHERFUCKER!

Did I do ok?

ChEEbA

06-16-2005, 11:52 AM

Damn, I forgot to add "piss" and "cock"....ah well...

moonsorrow

06-16-2005, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by ChEEbA
FUCK CUNT SHIT BITCH SLUT-SLAPPA-RAMARAMA-HUMJOBA-BALLSUCKA-SHEIZER-SHOVELER FUCKHOLE DIRTY-ASS-RAT-BASTARD CUM IN YOUR EYE WEARIN' MOTHERFUCKER!

Did I do ok?

you low life cocksucking jive ass son of a fucking bitch... you looking to fucking chalange me to you little fist fucking, jive ass piece of fucking shit?

ChEEbA

06-16-2005, 11:55 AM

Actually...if I tried to make it any more elaborate, it would just seem redundant....I just felt like swearing where there was an adequet opening.

moonsorrow

06-16-2005, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Actually...if I tried to make it any more elaborate, it would just seem redundant....I just felt like swearing where there was an adequet opening.

ay, this was more of an insult attack anyways.

ChEEbA

06-16-2005, 12:09 PM

Ah, well...by all means, you two have at it.

Haunted

06-16-2005, 12:14 PM

Ah fuck the attack rule as long as it's all in fun.

Ahem:

Both you jive talking motherfuckers better shut the fuck before I kick your fucking asses all the way to the fucking moon. Ain't nothing I hate worse than some crack-ass son of a bitch trying to pimp his piece of shit ass out the fucking door. I'm the number one cunt at this punk ass mother fuckin board and your fucked up dumbasses better godamn get fuckin used to it. Now suck my clit you fuckin whores.

moonsorrow

06-16-2005, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by Haunted
Ah fuck the attack rule as long as it's all in fun.

Ahem:

Both you jive talking motherfuckers better shut the fuck before I kick your fucking asses all the way to the fucking moon. Ain't nothing I hate worse than some crack-ass son of a bitch trying to pimp his piece of shit ass out the fucking door. I'm the number one cunt at this punk ass mother fuckin board and your fucked up dumbasses better godamn get fuckin used to it. Now suck my clit you fuckin whores.

hmmm.... listen cunt face, if you think you can wack that meat crack you fucking call a mouth around so fucking fast you can outcuss me bitch then you are so god damn wrong you have no fucking clue at all, so sitt your skinny little bitch ass down before you end up on the floor bumping into your horrid little self, cause you motherfucker...are way out of your leauge you little spermsucking half assed preppy litle motherfucking wanker.

jay o2 waster

06-16-2005, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by Haunted
Ooh, you swore! I still say I'm a bigger pirate than you.:D hes a ninja

Gren the cake

06-16-2005, 03:25 PM

Marroe

06-16-2005, 04:15 PM

I don't swear at all

Haunted

06-16-2005, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by moonsorrow
hmmm.... listen cunt face, if you think you can wack that meat crack you fucking call a mouth around so fucking fast you can outcuss me bitch then you are so god damn wrong you have no fucking clue at all, so sitt your skinny little bitch ass down before you end up on the floor bumping into your horrid little self, cause you motherfucker...are way out of your leauge you little spermsucking half assed preppy litle motherfucking wanker.

Awww you called me skinny. You little devil you. You win by default of flattery.

Send me some of that poetry now that you're back in town.

urgeok

06-16-2005, 06:11 PM

if ether of you masterbating membranes had a corn filled veiny foot long blood flecked shit of a clue how to fucking swear without sounding like a couple of sissy bitch ass motherfucking wanna be gansters i might be fucking impressed, but i'm not.

fucking god damned amateurs !

Elvis_Christ

06-16-2005, 06:17 PM

I love swearing and can hold my own with the best of them. Some people sound really silly swearing... you just look at them and go did that just come out of your mouth? Some people look out of place swearing. I think it takes practice because oif it doesn't sound natural it just sounds dumb. But yeh there is a time and place for it of course.

FairyKorpes

06-16-2005, 06:38 PM

I have this bad habit. My temper is about -->.<-- that big. When i get really pissed at something that has suddenly occured. I say generally out loud "Fucking Cunt".

So when i say habit, i say it without realizing till after i had done so. Let's just it can be a hairy situation when it does happy *rim shot*. No pun intended :D .

So no swearing doesn't bother me.

Elvis_Christ

06-16-2005, 06:53 PM

Its a weird word "CUNT". Its used heaps over here but other places its a definate no-no. My tempers pretty short too, all sorts of shit comes out of my mouth when I lose it.

FairyKorpes

06-16-2005, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Its a weird word "CUNT". Its used heaps over here but other places its a definate no-no. My tempers pretty short too, all sorts of shit comes out of my mouth when I lose it.

Yeah especially for alot of women. But i guess if your gonna do it, do it all the way, eh?

Haunted

06-16-2005, 07:01 PM

Hell yeah!

Can anyone swear in Yiddish?

newb

06-16-2005, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by Haunted
Hell yeah!

Can anyone swear in Yiddish?

Dreck=shit

Tokhes=ass

Shtup=fuck

Pierick=cunt

Haunted

06-16-2005, 07:17 PM

You're kidding???

How do you know this?

newb

06-16-2005, 07:18 PM

Gey cocken oyf der vant = go shit on the wall

Kush in toches arein = kiss my ass

newb

06-16-2005, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by Haunted
You're kidding???

How do you know this?

http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/yiddish.htm

HappyCamper

06-16-2005, 07:19 PM

'Just one thing dude, do you have to cuss so much?'

'What the fuck you talking about man?"

urgeok

06-16-2005, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by Haunted
Hell yeah!

Can anyone swear in Yiddish?

HAVA NAGILA LET US REJOICE & BE GLAD

Hava nagila, fuck hava nagila
Hava nagila shit venis'mecha

Repeat

Hava neranena, cock hava neranena
Hava neranena bitch venis'mecha

Uru, uru fucker achim
Uru shit achim piss belev fuck same'ach

AUSTIN316426808

06-16-2005, 07:48 PM

bloodrayne

06-16-2005, 08:54 PM

I used to NEVER use 'inappropriate' language until a few years ago when I started hanging out with mostly musicians....It wears off on ya.....The foul-mouthed fuckers...

OH...My mother still can't get used to hearing me cuss...If I say, "shit" in her front yard she has a fit...I get, "I can't believe you're talking like that, what's wrong with you?...You never used to do that...Shhh, the neighbors are gonna hear you" Dustin absolutely LOVES that last part...As a matter of fact, we were at my mother's house 2 weeks ago, standing in the front yard, I had an itch, and I turned to Dustin and said, "OMG...I just scratched my ass in mom's front yard...What if the neighbors saw me?!...And OMG...I just said 'ASS' TOO!!!"...Dustin sprayed his pop out of his mouth...and all over my shirt...LMFAO!!!

Elvis_Christ

06-16-2005, 09:55 PM

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Yeah especially for alot of women. But i guess if your gonna do it, do it all the way, eh?

For sure :D

moonsorrow

06-17-2005, 05:39 AM

Originally posted by Haunted
Awww you called me skinny. You little devil you. You win by default of flattery.

Send me some of that poetry now that you're back in town.

HAHA!! here i am insluting you and i win by flattery...thats like getting me raging mad then saying im cute when im mad...i guess you win by cruelty... fat chance for that poetry now eh? :p

The Mothman

06-17-2005, 06:51 AM

http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/New/fuck-the-fucking-fuckers2.jpg http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/New/fuck-me-you-fucking-fuck2.jpg http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/New-Shirts/New/images/i-love-fuck.jpg http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/crap/womens/images/fuckyouyoufuckingfuck.jpg

Nyder

06-19-2005, 03:56 AM

I have a lot of trouble swearing in real life. I try to swear yet the words don't come out right. I feel a bit awkward saying it. So usually I don't swear.

Does anyone else have this problem?

ChEEbA

06-19-2005, 04:14 AM

I try to swear yet the words don't come out right.

Yer a faaarkin' dick'ed mate, now get us a vb before I fuck'n smash ya, cunt!

Elvis_Christ

06-19-2005, 04:26 AM

Sheep Fucking Phone Throwers go have a Vegemite sub. Cunts.

Elvis_Christ

06-19-2005, 04:27 AM

;)

Nyder

06-19-2005, 05:13 AM

Yeah I notice that Australian males say 'cunt' a lot. But they are usually referring to other guys, not women, when they say it.

Elvis_Christ

06-19-2005, 05:18 AM

I've heard it being aimed at women lots of times.... but not usually to their face. Its a pretty crass word really people use it way to much.

ChEEbA

06-19-2005, 07:39 AM

I'd personally use "cunt" as pretty much the extreme...just comes across as about the most derogatory term you can throw at anyone, male or female.
Why isn't calling someone a dick or cock quite as offensive to me? I don't know...strange that.
However, as I said...if say...a person assaulted completely fucked someone over, or if say, soemone that was supposed to be a friend turned into a traitor...yeah, that's about cunt-worthy.
I usually never say the word myself, and would stop at "fuck" when it comes to exasperation.

Haunted

06-19-2005, 09:09 AM

Cunt cunt cunt cunnity cunnity cunt. I'm a cunt. You're a cunt. We're all cunts, hooray!

ItsAlive75

06-19-2005, 09:16 AM

"Cunt" isn't offensive to me. If someone called me a "cunt" I wouldn't care.

...now if they called me a "smelly cunt"...

ShankS

06-19-2005, 09:20 AM

get called a cunt.... reply with " at least I'm usefull"

Elvis_Christ

06-19-2005, 10:21 PM

^^ :D

bloodrayne

06-19-2005, 10:29 PM

When I use the word 'cunt' it's almost always preceded by the word 'stupid'.....Stupid cunt....

And sometimes it's 'cuntlick'...or 'cuntlick asshole'......There are many variations...lol

Marroe

06-19-2005, 10:39 PM

I will NEVER understand why some people find the word "cunt" more offensive then others. I used to know this girl who would get so irrately pissed if you even said the word in her presence, it didn't even have to be directed towards her.....the stupid cunt

Deposable

06-19-2005, 10:50 PM

Originally posted by Marroe
I will NEVER understand why some people find the word "cunt" more offensive then others. I used to know this girl who would get so irrately pissed if you even said the word in her presence, it didn't even have to be directed towards her.....the stupid cunt

I knew some dumb bitches like that... Like "Cunt" is some horrible word, worse than all the other curse words. :rolleyes:

I asked one girl why and she said "I don't like the way it sounds"...... Thats why I use the word "love box". Its a nicer way of talking about a cunt...

Marroe

06-19-2005, 11:11 PM

I use the word "love box". Its a nicer way of talking about a cunt... now, see this is one I don't care for..."box". I don't get pissed when I hear it or anything, but it just sounds so stupid...another one is "pootang" or whatthefuckever it is, that just sounds like something rancid to me.

ENTITY2000

06-19-2005, 11:40 PM

i c nothing wrong with fucking swearing damnit
if used not around any kidz!!!!!!!!!
:D

Dante'sInferno

06-19-2005, 11:50 PM

Fuck fuckidy fuck fuck fuck.......:)

urgeok

06-20-2005, 02:22 AM

Originally posted by Marroe
now, see this is one I don't care for..."box". I don't get pissed when I hear it or anything, but it just sounds so stupid...another one is "pootang" or whatthefuckever it is, that just sounds like something rancid to me.

it's poontang ...

i think it's funny ... it's like what you'd here from the dirty old henchman in a western,

'can't wait to get into town so's i kin git me some poontang'

Marroe

06-20-2005, 09:54 PM

I wonder where all these vagina words originated? Like, WHY is it a pussy, cunt, "poontang"ect?..."box" I get, but it still sounds stupid

Gren the cake

06-21-2005, 02:28 PM

i dont get how people will have problems with saying 'shit' 'damn' and 'fuck' but are fine with saying 'shoot' 'darn' and 'fudge'

'what the fudge'. so the word is different but the intent is the same. jackasses

the best is when they arent consistant, switching between 'shit' and 'shoot.' or when theyre saying one and catch themselves mid expletive

'shiiiiiioooooottt'

Haunted

06-21-2005, 06:26 PM

Let us not forget the Taoist term for pussy, cunt, box, poontang, etc...."The Gate of Heaven and Earth." It's quite possibly my favorite.

ItsAlive75

06-21-2005, 08:13 PM

I like the word scrotum. It's not a swear, but its fun to say.

I went to a steak house with my family once and kept screaming that at the top of my lungs. My ma was so embarressed, it was great. On the way out I started threatening her with physical violence... I guess the point of this is that I like embarressing my ma.

urgeok

06-22-2005, 04:50 AM

Originally posted by Haunted
Let us not forget the Taoist term for pussy, cunt, box, poontang, etc...."The Gate of Heaven and Earth." It's quite possibly my favorite.

isnt that the place into which the turtle pokes his head ? :)