Holy Shit!

[Vodstok]

I guess i'm a little more popular than i thought. I just looked at the stats for my site, and i am averaging roughly 1,300 unique hits per month!

I am looking into hosting some advertising on my site (no pop-ups, dont worry) to make some money


there is a point to this outside of me being a complete whore (the whore of Babylon no less ;) (Http://ScaredYet.Net)), i figured i'd post some of the stats from it, it's pretty funny to see some of the shit people search on to get there: (i highlighted the really funny ones in red)

samara morgan
scary darkness
scared of the dark
sleepaway camp angela
gloom
exorcist
scared people
japanese wasp
japanese giant wasp
resident evil red queen
snuff pics
cole sear
botfly
scared
how to beat the last level of quake
scared of spiders
the exorcist
el chupacabra
they hunger half life mod
where can i post pictures of my girlfreind online
scary cryptozoology images
the good son evil
was exorcist a true story
download they hunger
pictures of scared people
gorephobia
pictures of el chupacabra
human botfly video
funeral pics
what do spiders do when scared
are we having fun yet
the exorcist
descending darkness
mlf format
scaredyetnet
el chupa cabra en puerto rico
alice images
rate gross pics of the day
scared picture
burrowing bugs on people
it s alive
scared bulldog
urban legends ring scraping
gloom the darkness
vodstok
why do my legs go weak when i`me scared?
real pictures of el chupacabra
lorena bobbit story
scared of murder
alice
what kinds of thigs are red
real life zombies
fear of insects statistics
they hunger mod
ethiopian pics of kids
killers/murderers
ethiopian girls
botfly pictures
scared person
mcallister s alice
botfly gallery
kids scared of something pictures
vodstock
orcaslap.swf
scared images
are we thar yet
mythology/ landon
ruthy real name from th heaven actress
glen mcallister
bobbit
kentucky clone chickens
where is god when i m scared
el chupacabra evidence
assassin beetle anaphylactic shock
scared character movies
old mlf fucker
what can you do for your kids when there scared of your family members?
scared of spanking
what flying insects fly in swarms
zombie mythology
coprighted material of it s all coming back to me

[urgeok]

i think you should include a spot where guys can post pictures of their girlfriends ...or kentucky clone chickens if thats the way they swing ...

[AUSTIN316426808]

japanese wasp
botfly
cole sear
burrowing bugs on people


WTF?

[Vodstok]

LOL!

Hey, this is better than last time i posted a list of search phrases....

My scary kids page was attracting a decent number of people looking for "kiddy p[ics" and things like that....

Fortunately, i can now ip ban people from my site :)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808

burrowing bugs on people





yeah, why dont you email that guy and have him stay over for the weekend !!


yikes !

[Vodstok]

Beleieve it or not, i have an article about that:
http://scaredyet.net/animals/fbb.aspx

Human Botfly, i have it listed as "Flesh Burrowing Bug"

[alkytrio666]

Nice site. Your Exorcist gallery's bringing back some very unpleasant memories. GodDAMN that movie freaks me out.

[Vodstok]

:) Glad to be of service

[Haunted]

Vod, it was predetermined before the universe was made that I I I am the Whore of Babylon.

Don't blaspheme again.:D

[massacre man]

i think i did like half of those searches

[newb]

I'm not really sure how i found your site. I think you may have posted a link of it from here.Not 100% positive on that,but yeah....i think you may have mentioned it here.:D



I expected to see this pic when i opened up this thread

http://www.funny.nl/holy_shit.jpg

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
Vod, it was predetermined before the universe was made that I I I am the Whore of Babylon.

Don't blaspheme again.:D


hey, as far as i'm concerned there just aren't enough whores to go around - the more the merrier !

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Vodstok

what can you do for your kids when there scared of your family members?


He he he.....

Oh, The fun you could have:D

[massacre man]

hey what happened to the ones i put in
"Zombie of Tupac Found Roaming a Nevada Desert"
"Hobo eats midget whole"
"Puppy Highjacks Plane and flies to Pedigree factory"

at least i think i did those on your site

[Haunted]

Originally posted by urgeok
hey, as far as i'm concerned there just aren't enough whores to go around - the more the merrier !

Yes, but when other whores spread their legs, entire nations don't crumble nor does God draw back in terror. Those are only powers that I I I alone have.


:D :D :D (I'm sorry, I just finished Good Omens and am in an Appocalyptic mood. Then I defiled a Christian bookstore for my mom's birthday present which intensified my desire to destroy. Fun huh?)

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
Nice site. Your Exorcist gallery's bringing back some very unpleasant memories. GodDAMN that movie freaks me out.




You're just freaked out, so you aren't Scared Yet?

[Haunted]

Allow me to quote Beetlejuice:

"You've seen The Exorcist, right? I've seen it a hundred times, and it keeps getting funnier EVERY TIME I SEE IT."

[Vodstok]

Haunted, did you see that i at least included Velvet ants in one of the articles?

http://scaredyet.net/animals/bug2.aspx


I couldnt find enough for an entire article on them, but my research spawned 7 pages typed (that is without the pictures)

[Haunted]

Nicely done. Let it be a warning to those who walk in their summer lawns with bare feet.

[Vodstok]

I look to educate as well as frighten :)


Hey, if anyone wants to help he out (supposing that you do), you can vote for my site on Horrorfind by voting for me on the "Choose a rating" box at the bottom of any of the pages on the site. Sites with more than 10 votes might get more coverage.

You dont have to give it a good vote, it's not like i have any way of tracking you if you hate it...

[newb]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I look to educate as well as frighten :)


Hey, if anyone wants to help he out (supposing that you do), you can vote for my site on Horrorfind by voting for me on the "Choose a rating" box at the bottom of any of the pages on the site. Sites with more than 10 votes might get more coverage.

You dont have to give it a good vote, it's not like i have any way of tracking you if you hate it...

Don't let him fool you.

Vod sees and knows all.

http://www.azcpa.com/swami.gif

[newb]

Here is a link....scroll down and vote.

While you are here....join the forum.:D

http://scaredyet.net/forum/index.php

[Vodstok]

Nice site.. I think i'll joi......


Oh, right.....

[The_Return]

Hey Vod, is your site down or something? I can only get the home page, the links arent working for me...:confused:

[Vodstok]

What browser are you using? some cause problems with javascript, which is what the links are made of

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
Nicely done. Let it be a warning to those who walk in their summer lawns with bare feet.

here's another one for you ...

yesterday morning - putting the garbage out in my bare feet i stepped squarely on a nettle ..

i wasnt pleased.

[Vodstok]

i accidentally ran into a field of those in shorts once..... Nature is fucking twisted sometimes.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
i accidentally ran into a field of those in shorts once..... Nature is fucking twisted sometimes.


donkeys can eat these things ! they have lips made out of kevlar or something..

or maybe they dont - and they just eat them because they are donkeys.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by urgeok
donkeys can eat these things ! they have lips made out of kevlar or something..

or maybe they dont - and they just eat them because they are donkeys. LOL!

That has to be the funniest insight i have heard/read in a long time....

I should have a "Quote of the day" on the site, and make that one o fthe first :)

[Haunted]

I'm so happy. I joined Vod's forum. I think I've already written a book too, since I've been there. I picked the Alice setting. I loved that hardass fucking dark ass game...largely in part due to the fact that I loved Alice and Wonderland and Her Adventures Through the Looking Glass. You get an opium high just reading it.

[Vodstok]

:) I'm just glad you can read using that theme, there was quite a problem with that for a while

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Vodstok

snuff pics

hmmmmmm :rolleyes:

[Vodstok]

Yeah, i kinda glossed over that one... IT kill sme the number of people who have hit my site looking for porn.. Mustve been quite a buzzkill :)

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
hmmmmmm :rolleyes: waasnt me, i didnt tick the box

[ShankS]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
waasnt me, i didnt tick the box

Holy Shit! Vod has a tickbox :eek:

[jay o2 waster]

he keeps it in his trunk :eek:

[Vodstok]

I have no idea what the hell you two are talking about.

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I have no idea what the hell you two are talking about. i have a feeling you do:p

[Vodstok]

I do now, i just read fluff's thread.


I could always include one if you would like :)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I do now, i just read fluff's thread.


I could always include one if you would like :)

yeah please, can we have a page with lots of tickboxes

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I do now, i just read fluff's thread.


I could always include one if you would like :) anything for more visitors aye? well while your at it will you get quinne from Suicidegirls.com to give me a handjob while i frquent your site?;)

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
anything for more visitors aye? well while your at it will you get quinne from Suicidegirls.com to give me a handjob while i frquent your site?;) I think you overestimate the amount of power i have on the internet.:)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
anything for more visitors aye? well while your at it will you get quinne from Suicidegirls.com to give me a handjob while i frquent your site?;)

only a hand job?

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by ShankS
only a hand job? Start small. IF he is nice enough, he is hoping to talk her into a tossed salad

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
waasnt me, i didnt tick the box :D Yeh I was going to say I thought that was you. HDC's friendly pervert ;)

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Start small. IF he is nice enough, he is hoping to talk her into a tossed salad lol she is mighty fine imo

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/jayo2waster/Banners/04.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/jayo2waster/Banners/02.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/jayo2waster/Banners/06.jpg

[Vodstok]

I've certainly seen worse. I'm not a big piercing fan, though. Although when i met her, my wife had a tongue ring.

it was nice :)

[Elvis_Christ]

I'd probably fuck her :p

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I'd probably fuck her :p No WAY!

You know, i didnt think anyone was going to say that....

Yes, I know I am an asshole.


Vote Quimby! (http://scaredyet.net)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
lol she is mighty fine imo

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/jayo2waster/Banners/04.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/jayo2waster/Banners/02.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/jayo2waster/Banners/06.jpg

[jay o2 waster]

it would officialy make my day if somebody would link me to that vid

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Vodstok
What browser are you using? some cause problems with javascript, which is what the links are made of

Im using Opera, but I dont usually have any troub;e with java:confused:

[Vodstok]

weird. Do they drop down at all?

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Vodstok
weird. Do they drop down at all?

Nope, didnteven know they were supposed to!

I can use the links that you have typed out, like on the front page where you mention all the new stuff, but thats it.

[Vodstok]

hmmm... I should take a look at that.

it is possible that the javascript i am using for the drop-downs is IE only, in which case i should add something to compensate for that. i'll look into it.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Vodstok
hmmm... I should take a look at that.

it is possible that the javascript i am using for the drop-downs is IE only, in which case i should add something to compensate for that. i'll look into it.

I still have IE on my comp, Ill go try your site in that.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by The_Return
I still have IE on my comp, Ill go try your site in that.

HOLY CRAP MAN!!!


There is some wierd shit goin on with Opera, I guess. the site looks TOTALLY different in IE. Firsts off, in Opera it was kinda annoying cause there was a massive blank space in the middle, and everything was all distorted [Like if someone posted a huge pic in here]. With IE, I can see the dropdowns, plus the links work.

[Vodstok]

Everything i make is using MS technology, so i make things for IE and dont really worry about other browsers. i suppose i could add some support, but that may have to wait.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Haunted
Allow me to quote Beetlejuice:

"You've seen The Exorcist, right? I've seen it a hundred times, and it keeps getting funnier EVERY TIME I SEE IT."



''I've seen the Exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it....''



sorry it's a bad habbit

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Vodstok
No WAY!

You know, i didnt think anyone was going to say that....

Yes, I know I am an asshole.


Vote Quimby! (http://scaredyet.net)

You said it

[Vodstok]

LOL!!


Hey, at least i can admit it :)

Vodstok:

Asshole. Pimp. Hero.


okay, not really a hero.


. (http://scaredyet.net)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
LOL!!


Hey, at least i can admit it :)

Vodstok:

Asshole. Pimp. Hero.


okay, not really a hero.


. (http://scaredyet.net)

zero the hero ..

[Vodstok]

Cool! I'm made of felt :) (http://scaredyet.net)