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Vodstok
06-06-2005, 07:11 AM
Okay, its been a while since we've had any tournaments here (much to some people's delight, no doubt)
But i figured this would be a good time to start one. This is monsters against monsters, no particular genre or medium.
first off:
http://web-japan.org/kidsweb/techno/godzilla/images/godzilla1.jpg
Godzilla
Vs.
Godzilla
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/02/godzilla,0.jpg
Fate Kills
06-06-2005, 08:00 AM
How does this work exactly?
Gotta go with the man in a suit over C.G.I.
zwoti
06-06-2005, 08:19 AM
gotta go with the suit
Angra
06-06-2005, 08:21 AM
Godzilla will win.
Angra
06-06-2005, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by Angra
Godzilla will win.
Iniquity
06-06-2005, 08:27 AM
Rodzirah *in a suit*
urgeok
06-06-2005, 08:48 AM
i'm kind of torn between the 2. I love the cheeze of the suit but i thought the cgi godzilla looked amazing ..
its a tie for me
filmmaker2
06-06-2005, 08:50 AM
I hate to interject in this way, but I felt compelled to mention that Tri-Star's adult Godzilla was often a person in a suit, as well, and was CG only for certain shots.
How about "Actual Godzilla vs. Well-Built But Exceedingly Lame 'Licensed' Godzilla"?
Vodstok
06-06-2005, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by Fate Kills
How does this work exactly? based on whatever criteria you decide to use, you vote for one or the other.
filmmaker2
06-06-2005, 09:17 AM
I pick..........Godzilla!
Well, I gotta go with the original Japanese one, because the Tri-Star remake or whatever you wanna call it was kinda botched...although it appears to be accepted now that Tri-Star licensed only the character's name and not the character or its design. So they ended up spending millions of dollars to advertise Toho's monster, in effect. Pretty clever, those Toho people.
Vodstok
06-06-2005, 09:26 AM
5-1, the guy in the rubber suit beats the cgi monster's ass. As if there was ever any doubt.
now how about this?
http://www.splatting-image.com/Artikel/Barker/pinhead.jpg
Pinhead
Vs.
Decompose from the Inhumanoids cartoon
http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics3/in25.jpg
urgeok
06-06-2005, 09:27 AM
the what cartoon ?
pinhead by default ... although he is brutally overrated.
zwoti
06-06-2005, 09:38 AM
pinhead
?!!?!?!....me don't know that toon......Pinhead it is.
I just hope there's a leatherface vs ? in this tourny.
Vodstok
06-06-2005, 09:45 AM
here, this will give you the skinny on the inhumanoids, one o fmy first exposures to "horror" when i was a kid:
http://www.x-entertainment.com/messages/539.html
ShankS
06-06-2005, 10:37 AM
can we have leatherface vs please?
hellfire1
06-06-2005, 10:40 AM
pinhead
Vodstok
06-06-2005, 10:43 AM
4 for pinhead
0 for the cartoon
2 for leatherface vs.
1 more and pinhead wins.
LEATHERFACE VS VODWOK
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/vodWOK2.jpg
urgeok
06-06-2005, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by newb
LEATHERFACE VS VODWOK
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/vodWOK2.jpg
jesus that thing makes me laugh every time i see it ...
Vodstok
06-06-2005, 10:54 AM
same here....
I need to get that made into a poster.
hellfire1
06-06-2005, 10:54 AM
hahahahaha
leatherface would run in fear from vodwok
ShankS
06-06-2005, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
4 for pinhead
0 for the cartoon
2 for leatherface vs.
1 more and pinhead wins.
pinhead
urgeok
06-06-2005, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by hellfire1
hahahahaha
leatherface would run in fear from vodwok
anything with any common sense and a shred of instinct for survival would run from that thing !
Originally posted by urgeok
anything with any common sense and a shred of instinct for survival would run from that thing !
Including Bree:D
urgeok
06-06-2005, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by newb
Including Bree:D
he uses that fuzzy tipped spear to tickle her butt :D
ShankS
06-06-2005, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
he uses that fuzzy tipped spear to tickle her butt :D
I thought it was the anal probe tool he uses.
Vodstok
06-06-2005, 11:00 AM
Pinhead it is!
now...
http://lygo.com/ly/wg/e/ss/df7.jpg
The Tooth Fairy
Vs.
BooBerry
http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/news/images/09-14-2001-booberry.jpg
urgeok
06-06-2005, 11:01 AM
boo berry ..
that tooth fairy never gave away star wars stuff ..
Vodstok
06-06-2005, 11:05 AM
I'll never understand why ghosts of people who burned to death are extra flammable.... you'd think the charring would have made them flame-retardant.
ShankS
06-06-2005, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
boo berry ..
that tooth fairy never gave away star wars stuff ..
but you hate lucas
Vodstok
06-06-2005, 11:07 AM
Never underestimate the power of free shit.
urgeok
06-06-2005, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
but you hate lucas
i keep it - wait 20 years and sell it on ebay ..
it'll keep me in cat food :)
ShankS
06-06-2005, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
i keep it - wait 20 years and sell it on ebay ..
it'll keep me in cat food :)
in 20 years time people will say "whats starwars?" :p
Vodstok
06-06-2005, 12:25 PM
1 for booberry.
Just one. A single vote. Not one each. one vote total. no additional votes. none for the tooth fairy. Shanks comments.
But didnt vote. 1 vote. Democracy is lost on you people. too bad too. Couldve been a nice little competition. But no one voted. Just urge. for booberyy. the ghost. the berry flavored ghost. Blue berry booberry.....
urgeok
06-06-2005, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
1 for booberry.
Just one. A single vote. Not one each. one vote total. no additional votes. none for the tooth fairy. Shanks comments.
But didnt vote. 1 vote. Democracy is lost on you people. too bad too. Couldve been a nice little competition. But no one voted. Just urge. for booberyy. the ghost. the berry flavored ghost. Blue berry booberry.....
hey, you can eat boo berry and enjoy it ...
i wouldnt say the same thing for that writhered old geriatric ...
Vodstok
06-06-2005, 12:30 PM
Burnt, withered old geriactric, mind you.
Marroe
06-06-2005, 08:07 PM
Boo Berry...sounds good and should make a comeback
filmmaker2
06-06-2005, 10:19 PM
Dude, Boo-Berry is cool, always was cool as I remember. That pale blue is the color of ghosts, of spirits! Spirit-colored ghost marshmallows! This is a kids' cereal that was designed at a time when they knew how to infuse things with real atmosphere.
You know what I miss? I mean, really miss? This effed-up teal Kool-Ade called "Great Bluedini," there was no flavor listed anywhere on the box, and it tasted vaguely fruit-flavored but very non-specific. The mascot was an octopus dressed as a magician, holding a bunch of playing cards with question marks on them. It was as if this beverage was taunting you, daring you to try to guess what the mystery flavor was. "Great Bluedini" was the coolest drink I ever tasted, I think they discontinued it many years ago, and I have felt cheated ever since.
ShankS
06-06-2005, 11:42 PM
I don't know what booberry is, so ok booberry it is.
Vodstok
06-07-2005, 03:24 AM
4-0 so far. Just goes to show you, darkness falls was so bad, even an unpopular cereal's spokes-ghost can beat it.
urgeok
06-07-2005, 05:27 AM
any friend of count chocula and frankenberry is a friend of mine
ShankS
06-07-2005, 08:14 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
any friend of count chocula and frankenberry is a friend of mine
I love they way they think up these names, to incorporate the 'horror' theme lol
Vodstok
06-07-2005, 08:19 AM
A failed attempt at a new booberry-type charcter
"The Flectual Predator. with real flects of fruit!
He'll assault you with great flavor"
Lets put this baby to sleep.
BOOBERRY.
I never even saw Darkness Falls.
ShankS
06-07-2005, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by newb
I never even saw Darkness Falls.
I did, and I think out of the 6000 odd members here, I'm the only one who liked it.
Vodstok
06-07-2005, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
I did, and I think out of the 6000 odd members here, I'm the only one who liked it. You got that right....
Booberry it is :)
now for some goopy stuff
http://www.clubic.com/photo/00040738.jpg
The Blob
Vs.
The Stuff
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/52/165652.jpg
And to give you guys an idea of the sacrifices i make to bring you these lovely things.... my search on "The Stuff" came up with a bunch of random pics, one of whcih was "Man Butt" magazine. I just at, and am not particularly happy about having seen that....
ShankS
06-07-2005, 08:40 AM
bloberydobery.
Them Google searches can be killers.
Go with The Blob
ChEEbA
06-07-2005, 08:43 AM
LE BLOB!!!
Vodstok
06-07-2005, 08:45 AM
I had never given it much though before i searched on it, but to Americans, a "Gordita" is a tasty snack from Taco Bell. And while it is a dish in Mexico, it litterally means "fat chick". Just Imagine the pics that came up in google...
It still makes me shudder.
urgeok
06-07-2005, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
I love they way they think up these names, to incorporate the 'horror' theme lol
i have on tape somewhere a TV special on vampires - it may have been hosted by christopher lee ...
all i can remember is the guy doing a 'bit' about how badly vampires are trivialized in todays culture - and showed count chocula and count blood count (from sesame street) as examples ..
it was pretty funny
urgeok
06-07-2005, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
I did, and I think out of the 6000 odd members here, I'm the only one who liked it.
i didnt mind it ..
urgeok
06-07-2005, 08:48 AM
the Blob ..
the stuff was stupid ....
not one of michael moriarty's shining stars ..
'they call me Mo, cause i always want mo'
see larry Coen's 'Q' if you want to see Moriarty act his heart out ...
Vodstok
06-07-2005, 08:51 AM
Cmon though. As bad as the movie was, moriarty was pretty damn good. I kept saying that through the whole thing. "This movie sucks. But godamn, that guy is good."
4-0
these things are kind of lopsided....
Originally posted by urgeok
see larry Coen's 'Q' if you want to see Moriarty act his heart out ...
Report to the Commissioner---1975
urgeok
06-07-2005, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by newb
Report to the Commissioner---1975
he was even better in Q ... seriously good movie ..
ShankS
06-07-2005, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
i have on tape somewhere a TV special on vampires - it may have been hosted by christopher lee ...
all i can remember is the guy doing a 'bit' about how badly vampires are trivialized in todays culture - and showed count chocula and count blood count (from sesame street) as examples ..
it was pretty funny
it's good for getting kids accustomed to horror, I would expect that would be pretty high on the list in your house, to get your kid interested....what with that extensive list of horror dvds you have.
urgeok
06-07-2005, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
it's good for getting kids accustomed to horror, I would expect that would be pretty high on the list in your house, to get your kid interested....what with that extensive list of horror dvds you have.
i think kids (like adults) have a strong natural curiosity for things that scare them ..
i intend on keeping my kid away from it until he's 12 or 13.
he has his whole life to lose his innocence ....and be faced with death and horror every day ..
i want to make good and sure he understands the concepts of reality and grand scale right and wrong first too ...
zwoti
06-07-2005, 11:17 AM
the stuff
The_Return
06-07-2005, 11:25 AM
Blob
Vodstok
06-07-2005, 11:53 AM
Wow, zwoti saved it from being a total wash, but the blob still wins.
I wonder what would happen if the blob ate some stuff....
now:
http://www.esplatter.com/images/am/dagon.jpg
The ugly fish people from Dagon
Vs.
the ugly Lizard people from V
http://home.comcast.net/~bludney/images/VReveal.jpg
urgeok
06-07-2005, 11:54 AM
Dagon !
1st one looks like an old girlfriend.
Going with the lizard people....just to be different.
The_Return
06-07-2005, 11:58 AM
Havnt seen either, but Dagon was a damn cool story [And the only Lovecraft Ive read] ...so Dagon
zwoti
06-07-2005, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Wow, zwoti saved it from being a total wash, but the blob still wins.
and i would have done it if it wasn't for those pesky kids
dagon
urgeok
06-07-2005, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by newb
1st one looks like an old girlfriend.
still have those scars on your ........ from when she got the hiccups that time ?
Originally posted by urgeok
still have those scars on your ........ from when she got the hiccups that time ?
The technical term for that is "The Bobbit"
Vodstok
06-07-2005, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by The_Return
Havnt seen either, but Dagon was a damn cool story [And the only Lovecraft Ive read] ...so Dagon Others may disagree, but i thought the movie was shit. It isnt even based on Dagon. its based on "Shadow ove Innsmouth" and make sone o f the lamest "hidden" references in history. For some weird ass reason, he diceded to set it in spain, and then named the town "imbocca", spanish for "in mouth" :rolleyes:
Originally posted by urgeok
still have those scars on your ........ from when she got the hiccups that time ?
Scars my ass. newb would had to have had a new member pu tin place. perhaps a gold... Member...
Had a nice gold penis from google....thought it would be a bit too much.
trying to keep zwoti's job easy
urgeok
06-07-2005, 12:17 PM
i liked dagon .. i didnt care about the source material - i just thought it had a creepy feel to it ...
zwoti
06-07-2005, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by newb
Had a nice gold penis from google....thought it would be a bit too much.
trying to keep zwoti's job easy
now why didn't i think of that.......
...no wait i did :eek:
Vodstok
06-07-2005, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
i liked dagon .. i didnt care about the source material - i just thought it had a creepy feel to it ... I have a real hard time letting go. This is why i so desperately hated Dungeons and Dragons. I cant stand that i wait for years for someone to make a decent film adaption of something i love, and they produce the worst runny, post mexican food shit imagineable.
Dagon was like alien Ressurection, i would habve liked it more if it hadnt come from something better.
i dont want an acceptable lovecraft movie, i want a great one.
Agreed on Dagon. I thought it could have been much better.
ShankS
06-07-2005, 12:42 PM
dagon, didn't like v
Marroe
06-07-2005, 02:04 PM
fish people
Vodstok
06-08-2005, 03:52 AM
well hol-ey shit. Look slike fish people win 5-1
http://www.astrosurf.org/lombry/Bio/mib-alien4.jpg
The big alien Bug in Men in Black
Vs.
The big alien Bugs in Starship Troopers
http://www.mattlatto.freeserve.co.uk/seti/starship.jpg
urgeok
06-08-2005, 04:41 AM
starship troopers ..they looked wicked and they were killers
zwoti
06-08-2005, 04:43 AM
troopers
Troopers as well here.
Casper Van Dien.....how do these actors make such stupid career dicision's.This should have been his breakthrough movie and he ends up in straight to video hell.
Vodstok
06-08-2005, 05:42 AM
Well, he was in Sleepy Hollow.
I think a big part of it is that he is a pretty bad actor... The only people in that movie with any talent were Jake Busy and the great Michael Ironside
Originally posted by Vodstok
Well, he was in Sleepy Hollow.
I think a big part of it is that he is a pretty bad actor...
That didn't stop Keanu Reeves.
ShankS
06-08-2005, 05:51 AM
troopers.
urgeok
06-08-2005, 05:51 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Well, he was in Sleepy Hollow.
I think a big part of it is that he is a pretty bad actor... The only people in that movie with any talent were Jake Busy and the great Michael Ironside
he's a cool guy though ...
he actually posts on IMDB and chats with his fans.
Vodstok
06-08-2005, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
he's a cool guy though ...
he actually posts on IMDB and chats with his fans.
That is definately a plus. Kinda like Bruce Campbell. Now ther eis a guy who sacrifices for his fans....
urgeok
06-08-2005, 06:18 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
That is definately a plus. Kinda like Bruce Campbell. Now ther eis a guy who sacrifices for his fans....
some guys dont forget where they come from and how they got to where they are now ..
that being said - its probably easier to do so when you have a smaller fan base and the fans are 'genre fans'
i feel for the 'romantic lead' actors who attract the fucking nutjobs
ItsAlive75
06-08-2005, 07:01 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
i feel for the 'romantic lead' actors who attract the fucking nutjobs
And Bruce Campbell isn't 'romatic lead' material??
Haven't you ever seen Tornado!
ShankS
06-08-2005, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
And Bruce Campbell isn't 'romatic lead' material??
Haven't you ever seen Tornado!
you sure you're not getting mixed up with Paxton in Twister :p
ItsAlive75
06-08-2005, 07:08 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
you sure you're not getting mixed up with Paxton in Twister :p
Campbell could act circles around Paxton.
With the exception of 'Frailty', Paxton was pretty good in that.
urgeok
06-08-2005, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
you sure you're not getting mixed up with Paxton in Twister :p
well, i guess Campbell was the romantic lead in Army of Darkness ..
'gimme some sugar baby'
Vodstok
06-08-2005, 07:24 AM
Hail to the king, baby....
4-0 so far. I guess a mucus covered vincent d'nofrio hasnt got shit on an army of millions of giant spiders with blades for hands. go figure.
Not to mention some fly, and they have giant beetles that shoot blue plasma out of their butts.
And a big vagina-faced brain bug, with his ladybug cohorts.
urgeok
06-08-2005, 07:27 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Hail to the king, baby....
4-0 so far. I guess a mucus covered vincent d'nofrio hasnt got shit on an army of millions of giant spiders with blades for hands. go figure.
Not to mention some fly, and they have giant beetles that shoot blue plasma out of their butts.
And a big vagina-faced brain bug, with his ladybug cohorts.
who are you callin' vagina-face, sucka ???!!!
ShankS
06-08-2005, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
who are you callin' vagina-face, sucka ???!!!
[grabs Mike by the throat] Motherfucker!
[Throws Mike]
bwind22
06-08-2005, 11:22 AM
Starship Troopers
That was one of the most pleasently surprising movies I've ever seen. I went in to it not knowing much about it other than that it had a really stupid name (Kinda like Mighty Morphin Power Rangers or something.) and upon seeing all the gore and titties they put in there, it quickly made it's way to the top of my most uncer-rated movies ever list.
Vodstok
06-08-2005, 11:40 AM
5-0, not even close.
now for some evil:
http://www.monesi.com/sergio/movies/dec97/devilsadv1.jpg
John Milton
Vs.
Darkness
http://www.figmentfly.com/legend/gifs/Darkness.JPG
urgeok
06-08-2005, 12:08 PM
darkness ...
i thought pachino made a goofy devil
zwoti
06-08-2005, 12:13 PM
darkness
ItsAlive75
06-08-2005, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
darkness ...
i thought pachino made a goofy devil
Watch "Devil's Advocate" and "Any Given Sunday" back-to-back, you'll be surprised as to the startling similarity of Pacino's charcters.
urgeok
06-08-2005, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Watch "Devil's Advocate" and "Any Given Sunday" back-to-back, you'll be surprised as to the startling similarity of Pacino's charcters.
he yells a lot in all of them ...
but i like his righteous yelling ... his evil devil yelling made him lean toward the goofy zone a bit too far ..
Vodstok
06-08-2005, 12:22 PM
Anyone else agree that chris kattan's pacino impression plain sucked?
ItsAlive75
06-08-2005, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Anyone else agree that chris kattan's pacino impression plain sucked?
He's too femenine.
urgeok
06-08-2005, 12:29 PM
never saw it .. but dana carvey's impression of mickey rourke sucked ...
he isnt fit to lick mickey's shit - little punk ass jagoff
i did see kevin spacey do an amazing christopher walken though ..
knife_fight
06-08-2005, 12:30 PM
Darkness by far
filmmaker2
06-08-2005, 01:11 PM
Darkness all the way.
To perform wearing all that rubber? And do it well? Aw, man, that's just crazy. It's OUTTASIGHT!!!
It's WILD!
ShankS
06-08-2005, 01:22 PM
Darkness
urgeok
06-08-2005, 01:30 PM
maybe tomorrow Vod will do a Digimon VS Pokemon thread
ShankS
06-08-2005, 01:31 PM
or a leatherface vs
bwind22
06-08-2005, 02:39 PM
Darkness.
Chris Kattan sucks. Period.
That being said, he is still light years ahead of Jimmy Fallon in the funny department. I HATE Jimmy Fallon! Who the fuck told that jackass he's funny? He can't even control his own girlish laughter after his stupid ass jokes. And now he's hosting the MTV Awards?!? Shit! I will not be watching this year and it's all because of that retard.
The_Return
06-08-2005, 05:25 PM
Damn I feel stupid...what's Darkness from?
Anyway, I love Pacino, so John Milton [Enen though I havnt seen Devil's Advocate...]
Originally posted by The_Return
Damn I feel stupid...what's Darkness from?
Anyway, I love Pacino, so John Milton [Enen though I havnt seen Devil's Advocate...]
Legend [1985]
Tim Curry played the Lord of Darkness.
http://www.artifexcreations.co.uk/pics/26.5.03update/darkness-legend-sculpture.jpg
The_Return
06-09-2005, 12:38 PM
Thanks Newb!
Btw Vod....this is over:p
Vodstok
06-10-2005, 04:27 AM
Originally posted by The_Return
Thanks Newb!
Btw Vod....this is over:p Ya think? :)
I would have to say tim curry kicked pacino's ass. poor pacino. Them corleones never get a break.
Since urge wanted one soo bad:
http://digitalmonsters.free.fr/images/saison_un/digimon/patamon.gif
Patamon
Vs.
Pikachu
http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/q/q-pikachu-dt2_upd.jpg
Marroe
06-10-2005, 05:00 AM
I'ma have to say Pikachu...don't know the oner one......or maybe I should say the other one becasue I do know Pikachu??? Fuck it, PIKACHU
I choose you Pikachu.
I'd like to kill them both...went through Pokemon hell a few years back with my youngest.
urgeok
06-10-2005, 05:35 AM
the both look the same - one with a lightening bolt tail - the other with wings - otherwise they're twins
Vodstok
06-10-2005, 05:49 AM
I was forced to sit through digimon during an oil change once.... I was trying to read, and there were 5 little kids transfixed by the tv... And i tell you what, either japanese cartoons really dont translate into english well, or the japanese are fucking with us bigtime.
Southpark wasnt kidding, these cartoons are absolutely mindless bullshit...
"I see you are holding your card. My dragnon wont defend you as i toss it to the ground. I will vanquish your cards with stealth. i urge you to recede, i am gathering diamond power. it is grand"
zwoti
06-10-2005, 08:59 AM
i'll vote for whoever is winning.......just to try and get this round over with quicker
urgeok
06-10-2005, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
i'll vote for whoever is winning.......just to try and get this round over with quicker
try living with it !!
filmmaker2
06-10-2005, 09:04 AM
There's nothing wrong with Pokemon. Pokemon is totally cool. DIGIMON is like a finger down the throat. It's true. I don't play that mess.
ShankS
06-10-2005, 09:27 AM
I don't know what they are.
urgeok
06-10-2005, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
I don't know what they are.
take comfort in that
Vodstok
06-17-2005, 04:20 AM
We'll just say that Pikachu kicked the other one's candy ass and be done with it. Have you ever seen a joke go too far? Well, this one did..... Single handedly killed this thread.... so ....
which is a better giant monster cephalopod?
http://www.darkhorizons.com/1998/deeprise/deep10.jpg
Deep Rising's Giant Octo-squid
Vs.
HellBoy's Giant CuttleGod
http://mukpuddy.truman.hosting.co.nz/mukmouth/images/hellboy-behemoth.jpg http://www.spidermedia.ru/comics2movie/h/hellboy/pics/hellboy-tsr_m480/hellboy-tsr_m480_53.jpg
Why is it that no one EVER has decent screenshots on the web?
AUSTIN316426808
06-17-2005, 04:26 AM
Deep Rising's Giant Octo-squid
Octo-squid
reminds me of an old girlfriend
The_Return
06-17-2005, 04:40 AM
That damn thing was one of the only things I didnt love about Hellboy. It wasnt that bad, though....I'll have to say Octo Squid
urgeok
06-17-2005, 04:44 AM
Deep Rising ...
i love what they did with the victims ..
the hellboy creatures were pussys
Vodstok
06-17-2005, 05:04 AM
I loved Hellboy, but i admit, i was a tad surprised/let down that the evil squid god was killed by grenades....
I thought Samael was great, just dumber than evil dog shit.
ChEEbA
06-17-2005, 05:41 AM
Octo
Vodstok
06-17-2005, 06:14 AM
I'm really surprised to see Hellboy's squid get beaten in a sweep, but hey, that's part of the fun of these things
Now, who is a freakier looking vampire?
http://www.cinefantastico.com/terroruniversal/imagen/vampirizado07.jpg
Kurt Barlow from Salem's Lot
Vs.
Marcy, er, Amy Peterson from Fright Night
http://www.big.or.jp/~gomex/ms/fn.jpg
To this day, i cant look at that picture for more than a second or two....
Kurt
He's close to the Nosferatu vampire.I always thought that was the way they should look....instead of the pretty boy vampire.
LOOK at the teeth on Marcy.....no wonder she was a carpet muncher.
urgeok
06-17-2005, 06:34 AM
barlow...
i thought the amanda bearse big grin was kind of cool - but pretty funny at the same time ..
The Mothman
06-17-2005, 06:44 AM
hah. so that was that thing that was in that animation that scared the poop outta me. I vote Amy or Marcy or whatever is the real name for it.
zwoti
06-17-2005, 08:19 AM
barlow
ShankS
06-17-2005, 08:27 AM
Kurt
ChEEbA
06-17-2005, 08:34 AM
The first one
Vodstok
06-17-2005, 08:47 AM
5 -1 for Barlow.
http://www.loxosceles.org/misc/killer_shrews/shrew.2.jpg
Killer Shrews
Vs.
The Lepus
http://www.omgjeremy.com/lepus01.jpg
ChEEbA
06-17-2005, 08:49 AM
leppers
What the fuck is a lepus....looks like a bunny.
Going with Killer Shrews.
ShankS
06-17-2005, 08:54 AM
Originally posted by newb
What the fuck is a lepus....looks like a bunny.
Going with Killer Shrews.
it's a pack of killer bunnys from monty python.
Lepus
Vodstok
06-17-2005, 09:04 AM
"Night of the Lepus" has a cameo in The MAtrix, the kids at the oracle's place have it on tv. it's basically attack of the giant wabbits :)
Originally posted by ShankS
it's a pack of killer bunnys from monty python.
Lepus
with big pointy teeth
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/HolyGrail168.jpg
urgeok
06-17-2005, 09:48 AM
killer shrews - i actually have this one - dogs in really bad wigs - funny as hell
Haunted
06-17-2005, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
"Night of the Lepus" has a cameo in The MAtrix, the kids at the oracle's place have it on tv. it's basically attack of the giant wabbits :)
I think I watched that movie at 3am once. It was really really stupid.
ShankS
06-17-2005, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by newb
with big pointy teeth
urgeok
06-17-2005, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
I think I watched that movie at 3am once. It was really really stupid.
rabbit hater.
i suppose you prayed for Elmer Fudd, yosemite sam, and the guy at the opera house to kill bugs bunny too - didntcha ?
Haunted
06-17-2005, 10:22 AM
You know it...
You forgot Glen Close in Fatal Attraction.
urgeok
06-17-2005, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
You know it...
You forgot Glen Close in Fatal Attraction.
she DID kill the bunny !
oopsie .. spoiler.
Haunted
06-17-2005, 10:31 AM
Good one, Urge. Way to fuck up the movie for everyone.:D
urgeok
06-17-2005, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
Good one, Urge. Way to fuck up the movie for everyone.:D
man you look a lot like my wife in that picture - moreso now that it's in colour - except she has brown eyes ..
zwoti
06-17-2005, 11:14 AM
lepus
urgeok
06-17-2005, 11:59 AM
fuckin rabbit haters
urgeok
06-17-2005, 12:03 PM
at least some people are nice ..
zwoti
06-17-2005, 01:45 PM
:cool:
Haunted
06-17-2005, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
man you look a lot like my wife in that picture - moreso now that it's in colour - except she has brown eyes ..
I would imagine that's a good thing.
urgeok
06-17-2005, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
I would imagine that's a good thing.
i wouldnt marry a woman that wasnt extremely attractive .,,,
i'm shallow that way .
but she has to be really smart too .
i'm deep that way..
i have a shallow end and a deep end - like the community swimming pool.
sometimes there's pee in it .. so that works too ..
I'm just missing the strong thighed flighty lifeguard gal sitting in the middle - and the chlorine.
ItsAlive75
06-17-2005, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
I'm just missing the strong thighed flighty lifeguard gal sitting in the middle - and the chlorine.
Or the fat guy with way too much backhair who wades around in the shallow end all day.
Vodstok
06-20-2005, 04:26 AM
2-2. Shrews are tied with bunnies.
Easily the stupidest thing i have typed all day. But it's early, so we'll see.
Marroe
06-20-2005, 08:00 AM
bunnies
The_Return
06-20-2005, 08:43 AM
Killer Shrews is a gem of bad 50's [or maybe 60's] sci-fi/horror. Im definatly voting Shrews!
Vodstok
08-10-2006, 09:24 AM
New monsters...
http://especial.c7nema.ws/gore/galeria/Monstros/basket%20case/03.jpg
Belieal from Basket Case
Vs
The Brain Bug
http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/monstermakers/a-bug-6-l.jpg
AUSTIN316426808
08-10-2006, 09:27 AM
Belieal
The Flayed One
08-10-2006, 09:27 AM
Belial would kick the vagina monsters ass any day.
Miss Olivia
08-10-2006, 09:31 AM
Beliel
Vodstok
08-10-2006, 09:36 AM
Funny... a 30 lb lump of "guy" is being voted as standing a better chance of winning a fight against a 30' slug bug :)
Miss Olivia
08-10-2006, 09:37 AM
The Slugbug is a giant pussy.
Literally.:D
bloodrayne
08-10-2006, 09:38 AM
Basket Case
Vodstok
08-10-2006, 09:46 AM
4 votes for Belial (whihc is a name for the devil, har har)
Olivia, was that a vote or just a comment?
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Basket Case
Vodstok
08-10-2006, 10:15 AM
Looks like the lumpy picnic wins out over the 6 legged baby factory.
now for the "These guys dont really do much" battle
http://www.theaterwissenschafterlangen.de/images/labor_Frankenstein.jpg
Dr Frankenstein
Vs.
Renfield
http://www.keeslau.com/TomWaitsSupplement/Images/Portraits19911995/92-dracula-rsgermanymay2002.jpg
The Flayed One
08-10-2006, 10:17 AM
Bet this is over quick.
Renfield
hammerfan
08-10-2006, 10:24 AM
Renfield
bloodrayne
08-10-2006, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by hammerfan
Renfield Heh...I always had a terrible crush on Renfield...We was just so weird and creepy...sexy :)
Vodstok
08-10-2006, 11:05 AM
i'll bet. I guess there is a lot to be said for a guy who eats bugs. if he'll eat bugs, he'll eat anything...
bloodrayne
08-10-2006, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
i'll bet. I guess there is a lot to be said for a guy who eats bugs. if he'll eat bugs, he'll eat anything... Of course...And he wouldn't mind gettin' a little dirty, or hangin' out in the woods at night either ;)
AUSTIN316426808
08-10-2006, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by hammerfan
Renfield
Vodstok
08-10-2006, 11:53 AM
No LOve for doc frank.
Tom waits has a bigger fanbase i guess :)
Hell, primus wrote a song about him and had him in it.
bloodrayne
08-10-2006, 11:58 AM
I asked Dustin "Renfield or Doctor Frankenstein?"...He said, "HaHa...Renfield"
He's outta the bathroom now...But...He's in the kitchen holding the baby :)
Vodstok
08-10-2006, 12:01 PM
4.. 1 more and frankenstein is toast.
Miss Olivia
08-10-2006, 01:45 PM
Renfield.
Originally posted by bloodrayne
I asked Dustin "Renfield or Doctor Frankenstein?"...He said, "HaHa...Renfield"
He's outta the bathroom now...But...He's in the kitchen holding the baby :)
I hope he washed his hands.
Renfield
Roderick Usher
08-10-2006, 06:25 PM
I'll stand up for the doc
Frankenstein "By God, now I know what it means to be a God!"
The_Return
08-10-2006, 06:36 PM
Fuck Tom Waits, get a pic of the REAL Renfield!
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/1/16/200px-Renfield2.jpghttp://www.missinglinkclassichorror.co.uk/frye2.jpghttp://www.dvdoutsider.co.uk/dvd/pix/d/dr/dracula31b.jpg
There, now THATS more like it!
My vote goes to the best part of the best horror movie of all time.
Vodstok
08-11-2006, 03:03 AM
looks like renfield takes the cake. And covered it with spiders (ewww...)
Now, for an exercise in pure, adrenaline pumping, mind numbing terror... The most frightening grotesqueries to ever haunt mankind
all the more frightening because they are REAL!!! (in a manner of speaking...)
http://www.askmen.com/men/entertainment_60/pictures_60/folder_1/michael_jackson/michael_jackson_150.jpg
MICHAEL JACKSON
Vs.
LATOYA JACKSON[/B] ]
http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/102578.jpg
i can hear your guts wrenching right now.
bloodrayne
08-11-2006, 03:16 AM
Wow...That's difficult...
But...I think Latoya's even more fucked in the head than Michael...At least some of his talent helps to balance him out a little...Latoya has no redeeming qualities whatsoever...
Latoya
Vodstok
08-11-2006, 03:33 AM
She has a single redeaming quality:
No matter how bad a person you are, you can rest easy that there is someone in the world more fucked up than you.
Well, anyone but Latoya.
AUSTIN316426808
08-11-2006, 03:38 AM
They're both weird beyond belief but at least Mike has/had talent, she's just weird.
Latoya
Vodstok
08-11-2006, 03:40 AM
I'm sensing a pattern forming here....
hammerfan
08-11-2006, 03:45 AM
I think Michael lost his talent with his last nose job
Michael
bloodrayne
08-11-2006, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by hammerfan
I think Michael lost his talent with his last nose job
Michael HaHa!...Like Samson's strength was in his hair...Michael's talent was in his nose :D
Well...You know what they say...."Don't cut off your nose to spite your face"....Or your record sales will plummet...:p
i'll raise my glass of Jesus-Juice for. . .
MICHAEL
hammerfan
08-11-2006, 04:03 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
HaHa!...Like Samson's strength was in his hair...Michael's talent was in his nose :D
Well...You know what they say...."Don't cut off your nose to spite your face"....Or your record sales will plummet...:p
You have succeeded where few people have: you made me laugh before my first cup of coffee!! I salute you!! :D
bloodrayne
08-11-2006, 04:05 AM
Originally posted by hammerfan
You have succeeded where few people have: you made me laugh before my first cup of coffee!! I salute you!! :D Yaay!...Go me!...
Uhh...Now I want some coffee :D
Vodstok
08-11-2006, 04:07 AM
I've already had 1 cup, and i will soon be on my way to my second.
Vodstok
08-11-2006, 07:50 AM
2-2, a horrific, ugly, screechy tie.
stygianwitch
08-11-2006, 08:07 AM
Gotta be really f*cked up to wear that plastic mask...wonder what her real face looks like ???
Latoya
The_Return
08-11-2006, 08:23 AM
Considering Ive never heared of Latoya until rthis thread, Im voting for Peter Pan.
Vodstok
08-11-2006, 08:24 AM
Originally posted by The_Return
Considering Ive never heared of Latoya until rthis thread, Im voting for Peter Pan. LOL
3-3.
VampiricClown
08-11-2006, 08:58 AM
Michael...
Miss Olivia
08-11-2006, 09:04 AM
I used to think they were the same person, you know, Michael would dress in drag, and go out as LaToya....until I saw a picture of them together, anyway....
Michael is the bigger freak.
Vodstok
08-11-2006, 09:09 AM
Ooo... Looks like the "Man Child" snuck by his freak sister.
jacko Wins
how about some evil creatures from hell? that arent jacksons?
http://206.145.80.239/zbc/attachment.php?attachmentid=27798
Rawhead Rex
Vs
Doom3's Hellknight
http://dx.ampednews.com/images/content/9/content/0021/hellknight.jpg
bloodrayne
08-11-2006, 09:14 AM
I LOVE DOOM
azathoth777
08-11-2006, 09:21 AM
As a Doom fan I have to go with the Hellknight.
VampiricClown
08-11-2006, 09:21 AM
DOOM
Miss Olivia
08-11-2006, 09:27 AM
Hellknight
Vodstok
08-11-2006, 09:32 AM
the hell knight ios beating the snot out of rex...
stygianwitch
08-11-2006, 01:11 PM
Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Hellknight
The Mothman
08-11-2006, 03:30 PM
what film is rawhead rex from?
AUSTIN316426808
08-11-2006, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by The Mothman
what film is rawhead rex from?
Rawhead Rex
couldn't tell if you were joking or not.
Hellknight gets my vote.
Originally posted by Vodstok
http://dx.ampednews.com/images/content/9/content/0021/hellknight.jpg
The Mothman
08-11-2006, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Rawhead Rex
couldn't tell if you were joking or not.
Hellknight gets my vote. no i was serious ive never heard of that film before how is it?
AUSTIN316426808
08-11-2006, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by The Mothman
no i was serious ive never heard of that film before how is it?
Cheap, cheesy, some gore, funny over the top acting...I guess it's somewhat entertaining.
Elvis_Christ
08-11-2006, 05:47 PM
Rawhead Rex because that monster suit was straight outta the 50s!
Roderick Usher
08-12-2006, 09:07 AM
fuck video games
Rawhead Rex
Phalanx
08-12-2006, 09:13 AM
Whatever rawhead rex is...doom3 never left much of an impression.
Vodstok
08-14-2006, 07:07 AM
looks like doom cleaned house
Rawhead rex was a clive barker story that was made into a movie. He was apparently appaled by how bad it was.
now, a little fungus among us
http://dreamers.com/indices/imagenes/dreamys.2675.IMAGEN1.gif
A flying Goomba
Vs.
The vacuum attack Mushroom from Alice
http://alice.planets.gamespy.com/info/images/mushroom.jpg
Phalanx
08-14-2006, 07:14 AM
The mushroom.
The flying goomba IMO stands for lack of creativity...that, and even with wings like that, all the motherfucker could do was bounce.
Vodstok
08-14-2006, 07:17 AM
I agree with you, but it was just amushroom. Boncing is pretty good for fungus :)
Phalanx
08-14-2006, 07:23 AM
Goombas are mushrooms?!?
I thought they were just random little marioland...things...
Still, the big mushroom = way cooler.
Vodstok
08-14-2006, 07:26 AM
Originally posted by Phalanx
Goombas are mushrooms?!?
I thought they were just random little marioland...things...
Still, the big mushroom = way cooler. they are, but pretty much everythign in the mario worlds is either a mushroom or a turtle... very weird.
stygianwitch
08-14-2006, 10:55 AM
I'll go with the big mushroom too, it's got teeth....and it's way prettier :D
Miss Olivia
08-14-2006, 10:57 AM
Flying goomba.....because I miss playing Mario.:(
Despare
08-14-2006, 11:19 AM
flying Goomba
alkytrio666
08-14-2006, 11:26 AM
Goomba
Vodstok
08-14-2006, 11:38 AM
3-2 in favor of Mario's mushroom.
bloodrayne
08-14-2006, 12:17 PM
Giant Evil Mushroom
The Flayed One
08-14-2006, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Giant Evil Mushroom
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Giant Evil Mushroom
AUSTIN316426808
08-14-2006, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Giant Evil Mushroom
Vodstok
08-14-2006, 01:00 PM
Sweet. i try to stay objective with these things, but really, i wanted to see alice's mushroom win :)
and It does :)
now for a wussy battle... A monster slap fight if you will... think of it as the monster version of napolean vs Kip
http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Dungeons_and_Dragons/Dungeons_and_Dragons006.jpg
Uni from the 80's Dungeons and Dragons cartoon
Vs
Pikachu
http://www.asia.msu.edu/Study%20Units/graphic%20for%20study%20units/original%20image/q-pikachu-dt2_upd.jpg
AUSTIN316426808
08-14-2006, 01:03 PM
Pikachu
Phalanx
08-14-2006, 01:04 PM
Uni...he/she is a little bitch, but the cartoon shits allover pokemon...I've actually been downloading it.
stygianwitch
08-14-2006, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Pikachu
bloodrayne
08-17-2006, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Pikachu
Miss Olivia
08-17-2006, 08:05 AM
Pikachu, because that's the noise I make when my allergies kick up.
Despare
08-17-2006, 09:29 AM
Pikachu
Dante'sInferno
08-17-2006, 04:46 PM
Pikachu
Freak
08-17-2006, 08:59 PM
Pikachu
The Flayed One
08-18-2006, 03:34 AM
Originally posted by Phalanx
Uni...he/she is a little bitch, but the cartoon shits allover pokemon...I've actually been downloading it.
What Cheebs said, except for the downloaing part.