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Vodstok
06-03-2005, 06:53 AM
What are some seriously good comedies that everyone loves? (recently or not) What are some of your favorite parts?
This is fresh in my head because i saw Anchorman last night and was dying through most of it. i have never seen jack black punt a dog off a bridge before. I have now.
I loved "Good night San Diego, and remember, Go Fuck yourself"
The news reporter rumble was great. people are beating each other and Steve Carrel is walking around with a grenade going "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Then he killed a horse rider with a trident :)
"Eat the cat shit and i will egt you a steak."
"NO! I will Not eat this cat shit!"
"Eat it! Come one. i will egt you a ssteak."
"NO! NO!! Okay! I'll eat a bite of it. Oh GOD!"
urgeok
06-03-2005, 06:57 AM
raising arizona ...
the 'friend' comes over to the trailer - eventually suggests wife swapping - but before that - their 4 brats are destroying the trailer .. beating the guys car with a bat, writing on the walls ...
and the 'friend' starts describing the kind of children you get when you adopt - including some kid 'born with his heart on the outside'
that had me in tears ..
Iniquity
06-03-2005, 06:58 AM
All of the American Pie movies
Eurotrip
Roadtrip
White Chicks *with the Wayans brothers, alot of it is garbage humor but it was still pretty funny*
Classics...
Stripes
Blues Brothers
Ferris Beullers Day Off
Better Off Dead
Weird Science
*alot of the old 80's movies with Feldman and Haim*
urgeok
06-03-2005, 07:03 AM
blues brothers - esp. with the nun
dumb and dumber - the snowball fight - the gala entrance
animal house - all of it
jay and silent bob strike back - all of it
chasing amy - telling sex injury stories in the bar
harvey
abbot and costello meet frankenstein .
best line :
lyle talbot (the wolfman) is trying to convince the boys that he will become a werewolf)
wolfman: 'you dont understand - it's getting dark - soon the moon will be full and i'll turn into a wolf'
Abbott : 'yeah, you and a million other guys'
i didnt laugh once at white chicks by the way - didnt find anything funny at all
Vodstok
06-03-2005, 07:03 AM
scar movies 1 and 2 had me rolling.
The sex scene at the end of the first had me laughing so hard i had tio fight to breathe. The part where her boyfreind loses it and yells "OHHHHHH SHIIIIT!"
then pastes her ass to the cieling..... and shrivles up.... i was dying . i think i pissed off the neighbors.
MArshal Willenholly (Will Farrel in jay and Silent Bob Strike BAck) was great...
"Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass!"
and who can forget "What i am doing is avoiding a potential public relations disaster by letting this buttfucking brady bunch go."
Iniquity
06-03-2005, 07:13 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
blues brothers - esp. with the nun
dumb and dumber - the snowball fight - the gala entrance
animal house - all of it
jay and silent bob strike back - all of it
chasing amy - telling sex injury stories in the bar
harvey
abbot and costello meet frankenstein .
best line :
lyle talbot (the wolfman) is trying to convince the boys that he will become a werewolf)
wolfman: 'you dont understand - it's getting dark - soon the moon will be full and i'll turn into a wolf'
Abbott : 'yeah, you and a million other guys'
i didnt laugh once at white chicks by the way - didnt find anything funny at all
damn I cant believe I forgot Dumb & Dumber.... and yes the snowball fight was funny funny shit. I also liked the part where Lloyd sold the little blind kid the bird with the head taped back on.
hellfire1
06-03-2005, 07:17 AM
as good as it gets
receptionist : how do you write women so well?
melvin udall: i think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.
the odd couple (movie)
roy : are you crazy? You're not going to eat that, are you?
murray: i'm hungry!
roy: his refrigerator has been out of order for two weeks now. I saw milk standing in there that wasn't even in the bottle!
no matter how many times i see it, i crack up every time.
Vodstok
06-03-2005, 07:19 AM
"Pretty Bird".
That line still cracks me up.
theres something about mary had some classic moments
"Frank and Beans!"
Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's - how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's - that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That - good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!
Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy had a boatload. I'll never forget the cop going into the bathroom and hearing that gay guy say "Lights off, asshole."
"COPS!"
urgeok
06-03-2005, 07:34 AM
Originally posted by hellfire1
the odd couple (movie)
shit i havent seen that movie in ages !!!
great film ..
another favorite - local hero ..
Vodstok
06-03-2005, 07:46 AM
Galaxy Quest:
"What HAppened?"
"Nothing..."
"But the creature... It is inside out."
"Did i just hear it turned inside out?!"
*horrible grunting noise followed by a spray of body parts*
"And it exploded."
hellfire1
06-03-2005, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
shit i havent seen that movie in ages !!!
great film ..
another favorite - local hero ..
yup. big fan of the matthau/lemmon duo.
another great one : grumpy old men.
max : do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow.
john : kids. can't live with them, can't shoot them
Vodstok
06-03-2005, 07:51 AM
This area was colonized by Germans.. They called it "San Diego", which means...
"A Whale's Vagina"
sandy_x
06-03-2005, 08:09 AM
i thought white chicks was pretty funny
me and my daughter rented this horror movie out a while ago i think it was called jack frost about a killer snow man who took his carrot of hose face and placed somewhere else and had sex with a woman this film was hiserical as i think it was suposed to be realy scarey.
The Big Lebowski
After Hours
Most of the Pink Panther movies
Most of the Monty Python movies
urgeok
06-03-2005, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by sandy_x
i thought white chicks was pretty funny
me and my daughter rented this horror movie out a while ago i think it was called jack frost about a killer snow man who took his carrot of hose face and placed somewhere else and had sex with a woman this film was hiserical as i think it was suposed to be realy scarey.
ok - now i HAVE to see it ...
a guy who can give head and have intercourse at the same time !
Vodstok
06-03-2005, 08:43 AM
Originally posted by sandy_x
i thought white chicks was pretty funny
me and my daughter rented this horror movie out a while ago i think it was called jack frost about a killer snow man who took his carrot of hose face and placed somewhere else and had sex with a woman this film was hiserical as i think it was suposed to be realy scarey. I saw that! Believe it or not, but Shannon Elizabeth is in that :)
Horrible movie....:)
ChEEbA
06-03-2005, 09:41 AM
Some of my favourites:
See no evil, hear no evil.
Deadman on campus
Office space
Marx bros films (esp. horse feathers and duck soup)
Agreed on Galaxy quest
Super Troopers
Les Visiteurs
Shaun of the dead
As good as it gets
Real men
A fish called Wanda
urgeok
06-03-2005, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Real men
is that the hal hartly film or the one with ritter/beluchi ?
Hal Hartley films are great
Vodstok
06-03-2005, 10:47 AM
i love a fish called wanda....
Do you know where england would be without the good ol' u s of a? The smallest fucking province in the russian empire! that's where!
Fierce Creatures was much better than it was given credit for.
I also always loved the Airplane movies.
barbra
06-03-2005, 11:27 AM
young frankenstine
haunted honeymoon
return of the living dead breaks me out in hysterics
shaun of the dead, of course
cabin boy
ghost busters
earth girls are easy
free way
jenna26
06-03-2005, 11:47 AM
The five funniest movies ever in my opinion are as follows: Animal House, Young Frankenstein, Dr. Strangelove, Dogma and Dazed and Confused. :D
LilMissScareAll
06-03-2005, 11:48 AM
Freddy Got Fingered :D :D :D :D :D
The Nutty Professor
The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps
Road Trip
Stealing Harvard
Dumb & Dumber
urgeok
06-03-2005, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
Freddy Got Fingered :D :D :D :D :D
i'm a farmer daddy, i'm a farmer !!!
The_Return
06-03-2005, 02:50 PM
UHF is histarical [Yes, that probably is spelled wrong]
Wierd Al at his best, IMO. Plus the guy that plays Kramer in Sienfeld is hilarious in it. I was sad when he lost his mop:(
Bruce Almighty is worth seeing atleast once or twice. Has some inredible scenes, most notably where Bruce scews around with Evan's newscast....I die everytime I see that
Mars Attacks! is a gem, some amazing lines, such as:
"Ha ha! They Blew up Congress!"
"Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut!"
[While causing mayhem with a raygun] "Don't run, we are your friends!"
zwoti
06-04-2005, 12:31 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/films/porkys.jpg
barbra
06-04-2005, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/films/porkys.jpg it was only a matter of time.
zwoti
06-04-2005, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by barbra
it was only a matter of time.
darn tooting
barbra
06-04-2005, 12:55 AM
yay boobs
http://www.shop4photos.net/graphics/255/255091.jpg
zwoti
06-04-2005, 01:02 AM
Originally posted by barbra
yay boobs
http://www.shop4photos.net/graphics/255/255091.jpg
"has anyone seen mike hunt?"
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif
barbra
06-04-2005, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
"has anyone seen mike hunt?"
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/1231/z7shysterical.gif Im guessing its hairy
zwoti
06-04-2005, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by barbra
Im guessing its hairy
early 80's.......that's probably right
alkytrio666
06-04-2005, 04:15 AM
I don't know if anyone's said this, but the two greatest comedies are Airplane and Airplane II.
And, of course, the absolute best movies ever happen to be comedies, and those are The Pink Panther movies.
Francois: "Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?"
Clouseau: "The exploding kind."
barbra
06-04-2005, 10:49 AM
I had forgotten about death becomes her. I really like that movie when I saw it for the first time back in the day and it was on television. Its pretty funny stuff.
urgeok
06-04-2005, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by alkytrio666
I don't know if anyone's said this, but the two greatest comedies are Airplane and Airplane II.
And, of course, the absolute best movies ever happen to be comedies, and those are The Pink Panther movies.
Francois: "Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?"
Clouseau: "The exploding kind."
i loved his 'training fights' with his manservent Kato..
he always cheated like a bastard.
and why do i keep forgetting Napoleon Dynamite ..
the funniest movie in the last 10 years ..
barbra
06-04-2005, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
and why do i keep forgetting Napoleon Dynamite ..
the funniest movie in the last 10 years .. or the worst movie in ten years, but opinions are like ass holes.
hellfire1
06-04-2005, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
i loved his 'training fights' with his manservent Kato..
he always cheated like a bastard.
and why do i keep forgetting Napoleon Dynamite ..
the funniest movie in the last 10 years ..
"you got like, three feet of air that time !"
love that movie !
urgeok
06-04-2005, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by hellfire1
"you got like, three feet of air that time !"
love that movie !
i've seen it about 5 times and i laugh just as much each time ..
chicks like guys with skills ..
Vodstok
06-06-2005, 11:39 AM
"I've been on the internet for the past three hours macking it with sweet honeys.."
Napoleon was a riot...
Clouseau was great
"Why do you have a minkey?"
"a minkey?"
"Yes, a minkey."
"You mean a monkey?"
"THAT'S what i said. A Minkey"
the first Naked Gun was great, as was the police squad show.
Loaded weapon 1 had soem great moments, even though over all it wasnt very good.
"It's gonna take a lot more than a few attempts on our lives to get us to quit.'
"Not a hell of a lot."
urgeok
06-06-2005, 12:25 PM
another was 1941 ...
i love that movie .. its rare that you get that many stars in one movie and they all get the perfect amount of screen time ...
'look at me, i'm a bug !'
Vodstok
06-06-2005, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
another was 1941 ...
i love that movie .. its rare that you get that many stars in one movie and they all get the perfect amount of screen time ...
'look at me, i'm a bug !' That was the first thing i thought of :)
A guilty pleasure of mine is Beavis and Butthead do America. Robert Stack was great. Apparently he looke dthe script over then went to mike judge and said "So, this movie is mostly about cavity searches, then?"
Baseketball was another one i loved. its just wrong. The vibrator and underwear scene had me laughing my ass off, meanwhile my skin was crawling.
urgeok
06-06-2005, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
That was the first thing i thought of :)
A guilty pleasure of mine is Beavis and Butthead do America. Robert Stack was great. Apparently he looke dthe script over then went to mike judge and said "So, this movie is mostly about cavity searches, then?"
Baseketball was another one i loved. its just wrong. The vibrator and underwear scene had me laughing my ass off, meanwhile my skin was crawling.
i still havent seen this yet - i keep forgetting i have it.
surfnazi
06-06-2005, 01:30 PM
Hmm good comedies...
The number one on my list is definately Monty Python and the Holy Grail, is there anything funnier than the black knight scene?
Some others: Clerks, Office Space, Caddyshack, The Jerk, BASEketball, Orgazmo, South Park: The Movie, Team America:World Police, etc
An honorable mention is the part in the new Starsky and Hutch when Stiller shoots the pony xD
orangestar
06-06-2005, 07:46 PM
Quotes from my favorites:
Napolean:
"I spent like three hours on the shading on your upper lip. It's probly the best drawing I've ever done." <-- that movie has changed the high school vernacular forever. Great stuff.
Dogma:
"Quit leering at me. People are gonna think I just broke up with you. "
Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut."
Tommy Boy is my #1 favorite:
"Fat Guy in a little coat" <--classic
"WHAT DID YOU DO?" <---laugh just thinking about it
"No offense, but if I showed a picture of your mom to some of my buddies at school, she'd definitely be "Boner of the Month".
AUSTIN316426808
06-06-2005, 08:43 PM
Stripes
Animal House
Ghostbusters
Dumb and Dumber
Weird Science
Blues Brothers
Scary Movie
Dogma
What About Bob
Raising Arizona
American Psycho(the part when Bale rants on the pay phone)
Caddyshack
anything with Bill Murray and Jim Carrey.
I'm sure there's some I didn't remember as well.