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Vodstok
06-03-2005, 04:52 AM
(the leatherface vs thread made me think of this.)

Okay.. were are going to do some iron chef battles. we will pit the invincible men of cuisine vs various movie bad people, using special ingredients for the "Secret ingredient"

We'll see how these play out (yes, i watch this show WAY too much,.....)

First off...

"Today's Challenger was once a prisoner in Maryland where he helped the FBI catch some notorious serial killers. in the days before, he was an acconmplished cook, often catering large parties with select pieces of human flesh.

Today, we are joined by Hannibal 'The Cannibal' Lecter!"

Kaga: Thank you for joining us today. We are honored you came out of hiding to join us.

Lecter: Well, Mr Kaga. The honor is all mine.

Kaga: I summon, the IRon Chefs!

(music plays. its very dramatic)

Kaga: Mr Lecter, who do you choose?

Lecter: I enjoy a challenge... IRon Chef Sakai!

Nararator: Iron chef Hiroyuki sakai, the delacroix of blah blah blah...

Kaga: if memory serves me correctly, hannibal once ate a man's liver with some fava beans and chianti. this made me think, what organ is near the liver?

In parts of the world, gall bladder is never even considered for food. An old Japanese proverb clearly states "Never eat a person's gall bladder"

Todays theme ingredient is:
"Bak-cha"
*Pancreas*


"ALEZ CUISINE!"


Announcer: Bang a gong, we are on with battle human pancreas!

jay o2 waster
06-03-2005, 05:28 AM
BAM!!!

http://www.cdaccess.com/jpg/shared/front/large/foreman.jpg

ShankS
06-03-2005, 06:18 AM
I aint got a clue what we're supposed to be doing here... so I'll just post a pic of a tough cook...

newb
06-03-2005, 06:22 AM
HERNA VERNA VERNA

http://farm.tucows.com/2004/12/swedish_chef.jpg

ShankS
06-03-2005, 08:02 AM
bawk! ...bawk!!

urgeok
06-03-2005, 08:07 AM
time to make sweet love in the kitchen :

ShankS
06-03-2005, 08:09 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
time to make sweet love in the kitchen :

newb
06-03-2005, 08:13 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
time to make sweet love in the kitchen :
Two Tablespoons of cinnamon, and 2 or 3 eggwhites
Half a stick of butter, meeeelted..
Stick it all in a bowl baby, Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a Cup of Flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!

ShankS
06-03-2005, 11:28 PM
this threads going marvelous...

zwoti
06-04-2005, 12:34 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
this threads going marvelous...

always does when the "usual suspects" get their hands on it

urgeok
06-04-2005, 04:34 AM
well, it didnt start out all that great now did it ? :D

ShankS
06-04-2005, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
well, it didnt start out all that great now did it ? :D

I couln't work out what vod was going on about... still can't :p

barbra
06-04-2005, 10:54 AM
Im going to try to beat you boys to the punch

http://www.wet-t-shirt-contest.com/images/tour_images/teen_girl.jpg

The STE
06-04-2005, 08:38 PM
http://stuarthughes.blogspot.com/ralston_1.jpg
You wish your balls were half as big as his...

ENTITY2000
06-04-2005, 11:09 PM
i like lasagne

ShankS
06-04-2005, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i like lasagne

you want the 'last thing you ate' thread.