What's the one thing you want to do before you die?

[MoonLit Meadow]

And.....GOOO! ;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
LMAO!!!!!! I wanna see the Titanic.


Good one. :) It's fascinating.

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Good one. :) It's fascinating.

Not that I've been...ahahah. I just mean the Titanic story in general;)

[Iniquity]

Get arrested for stalking Angelina Jolie

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by Iniquity
Get arrested for stalking Angelina Jolie


Oh yeah, she's a spicy little thing ;) So exotic. She's another woman that makes me question my heterosexuality. Not that there's anything wrong with that ;)

[dev!ls advocate]

hmmm, i'd either want to travel to LA to see some celebs, or go on a massive killing spree :D


... just kidding, more like start a family and get a good job... and then go on the killing spree :p

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by hellboy
You probably would end up dead. From what I hear, she is an excellent shot.:p

:D Me too

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by hellboy
No offense I, but my money's on her. lol

lol none taken, hell I'd seriously consider taking a shot from her for a shot at her lol

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
Would there be pictures taken if the oppurtunity presented itself?:p

Naturally. There's no way she'd get away without letting me have some proof of what went on;)

[The STE]

I wanna get my ass kicked by an angry Korean dad after he catches me having a three-way with his 17 year old hot twin daughters, preferably loudly and in public, like his front yard or something

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by The STE
I wanna get my ass kicked by an angry Korean dad after he catches me having a three-way with his 17 year old hot twin daughters, preferably loudly and in public, like his front yard or something

ok now I have a new goal... Sam let me know if they have an angry Korean dad with 18 year old hot twin daughters for neighbors. If need be I can provide a diversion for your get away. :D

[The STE]

Originally posted by Iniquity
ok now I have a new goal... Sam let me know if they have an angry Korean dad with 18 year old hot twin daughters for neighbors. If need be I can provide a diversion for your get away. :D

But what aboot my beating? If I get beat up, then when someone says "pardon me, good sir, or hoodlum as the case may be, but why was that Chinese fellow beating you about the head and neck?" I can answer "First of all, he's Korean you fucking racist Jew! Second of all, he was pissed cause I was fucking his hot 17 year old twin daughters. Little does he know, it was our third go tonight" and so on

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
I could hide in the closet, and I would take the pictures to my grave. I cant be bought. AT ALL! How's that?


You know...who needs pictures really...let's just videotape the damn thing ;) Wouldn't that be better?

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by The STE
But what aboot my beating? If I get beat up, then when someone says "pardon me, good sir, or hoodlum as the case may be, but why was that Chinese fellow beating you about the head and neck?" I can answer "First of all, he's Korean you fucking racist Jew! Second of all, he was pissed cause I was fucking his hot 17 year old twin daughters. Little does he know, it was our third go tonight" and so on

Hmmmm good point. um I can take ya to the hospital afterwards then?

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
You know...who needs pictures really...let's just videotape the damn thing ;) Wouldn't that be better?

videotaping worked wonders for Tommy "thirdleg" Lee and Pamela. Could be worth a lot of money for ya.

[The STE]

Originally posted by hellboy
Careful, you too will be a father someday, and might not take to well to some punk poking your 17 year old daughter in your front yard.:p

First of all, I'm not having kids. Secondly, I meant the beating would be loud and in the front yard. I'd fuck them in their bedroom. There would be snacks first, then a light round of me watching them go at it. Then the hour of cunilingus. Then the rest of the 3-way round 1. Repeat twice, then the beating.

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by Iniquity
videotaping worked wonders for Tommy "thirdleg" Lee and Pamela. Could be worth a lot of money for ya.


Oh, that's right...yeah, I could just say "oops, it got stolen from a safe in my house" just like they did. ;)

[The STE]

also, they'd shave their pubic hair off, but I assumed that was a given

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Oh, that's right...yeah, I could just say "oops, it got stolen from a safe in my house" just like they did. ;)

exactly, I mean its not your fault that you couldnt remember the combination to the safe and decided to write it on the door of the safe to help ya open it. and if they ask about the big sticker and neon light that says "ANGELINA JOLIE ~N~ ME SEX TAPE IN HERE" just tell the authorities you did that so that you could remember where you put it.

[HappyCamper]

I tell you what'd I do man. Two chicks at the same time man.

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by Iniquity
exactly, I mean its not your fault that you couldnt remember the combination to the safe and decided to write it on the door of the safe to help ya open it. and if they ask about the big sticker and neon light that says "ANGELINA JOLIE ~N~ ME SEX TAPE IN HERE" just tell the authorities you did that so that you could remember where you put it.


LMAO!!! Yeah, I never understood how somebody just happened to be able to steal something out of their safe. Unless of course they left the safe open, or wrote the combination on the door...like you said ;) In which case...what the hell is the point of the safe?

[The STE]

Originally posted by HappyCamper
I tell you what'd I do man. Two chicks at the same time man.


Dude...tunneling? Just...ugh...

[newb]

I guess you can say that they didn't practice "safe sex".








sorry....that was really bad.

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by newb
I guess you can say that they didn't practice "safe sex".








sorry....that was really bad.

haha. It was bad, but it was also really funny :D

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
OH OK, Gotchya now.!!! Thanks for clearing that up for me.:rolleyes:


LMAO. Yeah, I was going to reply to that post...but I wasn't exactly sure how to go about it tastefully ;)

[The STE]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LMAO. Yeah, I was going to reply to that post...but I wasn't exactly sure how to go about it tastefully ;)

you're worried about taste?

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by The STE
you're worried about taste?

Shut your cake hole you crazy dingo ;)

[The STE]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Shut your cake hole you crazy dingo ;)


*shrug* I'm not worried about taste. Except in that cunilingus part. THEN I'm worried about taste...

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by The STE
*shrug* I'm not worried about taste. Except in that cunilingus part. THEN I'm worried about taste...


Nobody cares about your sexual preferences. Besides which, I can't imagine that there IS a girl that's willing to let you perform cunnilingus ;)

[The STE]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Nobody cares about your sexual preferences. Besides which, I can't imagine that there IS a girl that's willing to let you perform cunnilingus ;)

you'd be surprised. There's at least one on the board. I'm not gonna name names, but her initials are BR...or is it just B...I dunno, depends on whether Bloodrayne is one word or two...

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by The STE
you'd be surprised


Yeah, I WOULD BE ;) Surprised if they were sober when they let you do it ;)

[The STE]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Yeah, I WOULD BE ;) Surprised if they were sober when they let you do it ;)


They'd damn well better be sober. The STE likes the underage black chicks, and I'm 100% against people under 21 drinking...except me...

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by The STE
They'd damn well better be sober. The STE likes the underage black chicks, and I'm 100% against people under 21 drinking...except me...


Underage? Wow, you're a classy guy :rolleyes:

[The STE]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Underage? Wow, you're a classy guy :rolleyes:

Pfft, no I'm not. And you're just now catching on to the underage bit? I was talking about fricken getting double teamed by 17 year old Korean twins. Where I come from, 17 < 18.

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by The STE
Pfft, no I'm not. And you're just now catching on to the underage bit? I was talking about fricken getting double teamed by 17 year old Korean twins. Where I come from, 17 < 18.


I kinda just chose to ignore it...I prayed it was a typo ;)

Anyway...why is it that you think being class-less is so appealing and attractive? Because it's so not.

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by The STE
you'd be surprised. There's at least one on the board. I'm not gonna name names, but her initials are BR...or is it just B...I dunno, depends on whether Bloodrayne is one word or two...

LMAO

[The STE]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
I kinda just chose to ignore it...I prayed it was a typo ;)

Anyway...why is it that you think being class-less is so appealing and attractive? Because it's so not.

Maybe not, but my 23 inch penis apparently evens things out nicely

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by The STE
Maybe not, but my 23 inch penis apparently evens things out nicely


Not exactly. That's a pretty obnoxious length ;) I assure you it wouldn't be pleasurable...regardless of what YOU may think.
BTW...only men with small penis's talk about their supposed big penis's ;)
If you were REALLY big...you wouldn't need to say anything about it. You'd be content just knowing.

[The STE]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Not exactly. That's a pretty obnoxious length ;) I assure you it wouldn't be pleasurable...regardless of what YOU may think.
BTW...only men with small penis's talk about their supposed big penis's ;)
If you were REALLY big...you wouldn't need to say anything about it. You'd be content just knowing.

yeah, but it's sooooooo big, it has its own show on UPN. It's called The Mullets.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The STE
you'd be surprised. There's at least one on the board. I'm not gonna name names, but her initials are BR...or is it just B...I dunno, depends on whether Bloodrayne is one word or two... HEY...Now I'm offended!!!





Why didn't you tell me this BEFORE I hooked up with Dustin, huh?!




lol :D

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by The STE
yeah, but it's sooooooo big, it has its own show on UPN. It's called The Mullets.

I think we're done here ;) This could go on all night...but I'd much rather hold onto my I.Q. I think it already dropped 10 points from having "discussions" with you. :p

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Not exactly. That's a pretty obnoxious length ;) I assure you it wouldn't be pleasurable...regardless of what YOU may think.
BTW...only men with small penis's talk about their supposed big penis's ;)
If you were REALLY big...you wouldn't need to say anything about it. You'd be content just knowing. Oh..btw...EVERYONE here knows about Sam's monstrous penis...It's absolutely legendary...Where have YOU been?:D :p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh..btw...EVERYONE here knows about Sam's monstrous penis...It's absolutely legendary...Where have YOU been?:D :p


LMAO. Living my life I guess...not worrying about Sam's penis ;)

[jenna26]

Originally posted by The STE
Maybe not, but my 23 inch penis apparently evens things out nicely

Okay, that is just scary.....personally I would run like hell in the opposite direction if I ever encountered such a thing....:D

[The STE]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
I think we're done here ;) This could go on all night...but I'd much rather hold onto my I.Q. I think it already dropped 10 points from having "discussions" with you. :p

You're damn right my penis could go all night.


see? Told you it had its own show...
http://www.tvtome.com/Mullets/ (http://ravenbomb.250free.com/filename.html)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by jenna26
Okay, that is just scary.....personally I would run like hell in the opposite direction if I ever encountered such a thing....:D


LMAO! EXACTLY! THANK YOU JENNA ;) You always show up when I need you.

[The STE]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LMAO. Living my life I guess...not worrying about Sam's penis ;)

Oh, you'd better START worrying about it, then...cause it's out there, or rather, over here...

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by The STE
You're damn right my penis could go all night.


see? Told you it had its own show...
http://www.tvtome.com/Mullets/ (http://ravenbomb.250free.com/filename.html)


If you honestly think I'm clicking on that link...you're even sadder than I suspected ;) My I.Q has dropped...but not that much.

[The STE]

Originally posted by jenna26
Okay, that is just scary.....personally I would run like hell in the opposite direction if I ever encountered such a thing....:D

Too late. My penis is so big it'd already be behind you

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by jenna26
Okay, that is just scary.....personally I would run like hell in the opposite direction if I ever encountered such a thing....:D HAHA...And you'd probably just faint if you saw its spinal cord :eek:

[The STE]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
If you honestly think I'm clicking on that link...you're even sadder than I suspected ;) My I.Q has dropped...but not that much.

*shrug* You're missing out. I swear to Buddha, The Mullets was a real show on UPN. Got cancelled though...assholes...

[jenna26]

Originally posted by The STE
Too late. My penis is so big it'd already be behind you

Okay, now I am scared....

There has to be somewhere that your penis can't reach....:rolleyes:

:p

[Marroe]

There's SO many things I wanna do....but one thing I have always wanted to do was visit an ocean. Pretty easy, eh?

[The STE]

Originally posted by jenna26
Okay, now I am scared....

There has to be somewhere that your penis can't reach....:rolleyes:

:p


Nope, sorry

[jenna26]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LMAO! EXACTLY! THANK YOU JENNA ;) You always show up when I need you.

Yeah, I am like that.....but no one else appreciates me.....:mad:

;)

[jenna26]

Originally posted by The STE
Nope, sorry

Ah, then you must be worshipped where you are from.....it must be legendary.....there are probably songs written about it , stories told to scare teenagers into celibacy....

Or else you are completely delusional. Either way, you must feel special. :D

And oh yeah, I forgot there was a question that went along with this thread.....the only thing that I am determined to do before I die is to travel somewhere, anywhere.....anywhere other than here....:D I just want to see more of the world, I guess.

[Dante'sInferno]

I want to become famous and have chilldren and a hott wife that is nice to me.....:)

[barbra]

it would be cool to fall a long way before I died

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Marroe
There's SO many things I wanna do....but one thing I have always wanted to do was visit an ocean. Pretty easy, eh?

it'll happen ...

took me till i was over 30 ...

went to north carolina with the ex wife and her parents ..
I had never seen an ocean before (other than in newfoundland briefly - and it was ice water)
so the moment we parked the car i ran down to the water and jumped right in.

and got stung by a jellyfish 2 seconds later.
I didnt care though .. it was awsome..

[urgeok]

my own wish .. is just to see my kid grow up safely before i die ...
to see him become a good person

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by urgeok
it'll happen ...

took me till i was over 30 ...

went to north carolina with the ex wife and her parents ..
I had never seen an ocean before (other than in newfoundland briefly - and it was ice water)
so the moment we parked the car i ran down to the water and jumped right in.

and got stung by a jellyfish 2 seconds later.
I didnt care though .. it was awsome..


These posts are great. They make me realize how lucky I am, and I think everyone needs to be reminded of that sometimes :)
I've always lived less than 10 minutes away from the ocean, as I live near the coast. I guess when you're used to that, you forgot that there are people in the middle of the country who have never seen it :(
Urge, I'm glad you got to experience it...even if you did get stung;) And Marroe, you'll get there. And it'll be fabulous darling ;)

[jenna26]

Originally posted by urgeok
it'll happen ...

took me till i was over 30 ...

went to north carolina with the ex wife and her parents ..
I had never seen an ocean before (other than in newfoundland briefly - and it was ice water)
so the moment we parked the car i ran down to the water and jumped right in.

and got stung by a jellyfish 2 seconds later.
I didnt care though .. it was awsome..

I used to love the ocean; well I still do. I just can't bring myself to go in anymore and I used to love being in the water. But my last vacation with my parents ruined it for me. My dad was out in the water and was bumped by something. He swore it was a shark. And then a few minutes later we heard that someone almost exactly where we were was attacked. It was just a little too close for comfort. Now everytime I try to go for a swim, that is on my mind.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by jenna26
I used to love the ocean; well I still do. I just can't bring myself to go in anymore and I used to love being in the water. But my last vacation with my parents ruined it for me. My dad was out in the water and was bumped by something. He swore it was a shark. And then a few minutes later we heard that someone almost exactly where we were was attacked. It was just a little too close for comfort. Now everytime I try to go for a swim, that is on my mind.

maybe he peed in the water and didnt want anyone to know :D

[barbra]

Originally posted by urgeok
maybe he peed in the water and didnt want anyone to know :D our waste gets dumped in the ocea anyways. plus if you peed in the ocean there would still be a lot more ocean water than piss, now pooping in the ocean and leaving a floater in the wake, thats embarassing

[kung-fu-jesus]

there is alot of shit id like to do before i die, one of the main ones is as follow.

fly to nepal with a bunch of friends( it would be no fun by myself), climb mt. everest, snowboard down half the way, pull out my parachute and float to the bottom of the mountain, then travel through china(do a bunch of random shit along the way),go to tailand and some other small countries, sail to japan,explore japan, buy beer and sake out of vending machines on the street, buy a shit load of katan's and other samurai and ninja weapons, sleep in the most exspensive hotel in tokyo, throw a party in my penthouse swuet, get on another ship and sail to hawaii, spent a few days on the islands just hanging out and surfing, board another ship and go to california, return home from there( if i dont already live in cali).

[Deposable]

Record a album

[LilMissScareAll]

I want to get rich & famous :p

[sandy_x]

Ide like to have an orgasm before i die lol.

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by sandy_x
Ide like to have an orgasm before i die lol. masterbate

[sandy_x]

lol thanks for the tip but that just aint workin.

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by sandy_x
lol thanks for the tip but that just aint workin. how is someone else gonna get you off if you cant even do the job yourself:p

[urgeok]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
how is someone else gonna get you off if you cant even do the job yourself:p

truer words have never been spoken

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by urgeok
truer words have never been spoken i know, right?

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
i know, right? in fact im gonna quote you quoting me on that

[sandy_x]

hey if i can give a man one why should i not get one in return.

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by sandy_x
hey if i can give a man one why should i not get one in return. how old are you?

[sandy_x]

i am 33.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by sandy_x
i am 33.

i think you need to find better boyfriends ...

[ShankS]

... or go at it with a woman. ;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
... or go at it with a woman. ;)


thats my man, always on the ball :D

[sandy_x]

thanks for all your help lads lol but i think this should end here and get back to the real thread this is turning into help sandy acheive an orgasm thread lol x.

p.s sorry for spelling mistakes i cant spell lol.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by sandy_x
this is turning into help sandy achive an orgasm thread lol x.

where does the line-up start :D

[Vodstok]

She said "achieve" urge :)


For me... I want to run into Steven Segal, and then point and laugh.

[sandy_x]

omg behave you are a bad man lol.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by urgeok
where does the line-up start :D

well you guys have got a plane to catch, I'm already in the country, just a short trip up to the highlands :D :p ;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
well you guys have got a plane to catch, I'm already in the country, just a short trip up to the highlands :D :p ;)

ahhh she's a wee bonnie lass is she,

[sandy_x]

might take you awhile to find me shanks as i live in edinburgh lol.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by sandy_x
might take you awhile to find me shanks as i live in edinburgh lol.

s'ok shanks - just look for the frustrated blonde rubbing up against a lightpost.

(do they have electricity in scotland ?)

[newb]

How did I miss this conversation?......I'm slipping.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
How did I miss this conversation?......I'm slipping.

you ARE slipping ...

she's 33 too - thats almost withing our age range :D

[ShankS]

Originally posted by sandy_x
might take you awhile to find me shanks as i live in edinburgh lol.


I reckon she's that way..

[sandy_x]

lol you guys are all nutts:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by sandy_x
lol you guys are all nutts:D


if i was all nuts i would be of no use to you ...
i assure you the other parts are there too !

[jenna26]

Originally posted by sandy_x
hey if i can give a man one why should i not get one in return.

Damn....sometimes I forget how lucky I am in this department......this is a problem I have never had...LOL....;)

[barbra]

Originally posted by sandy_x
lol thanks for the tip but that just aint workin. its really hard for a woman to have a vaginal orgasm, you have to stimulate the clit first. Personally I can't get off with my hands alone, I have to use a butterfly, vibrator, shower head (I have lots of toys) Honestly you are going to have to masterbate, my first orgasm came from a shower head, no man has ever done it for me, no girl either. When you know what to expect and you've had a few billion orgasms then the next time you have sex you'll know how to work it for your self and practise your kangil exercises for you man.

[Vodstok]

You poor poor women.. Just havent met the right man.



There are reasons my wife loves me, and not just because i can cook and have a cute butt. :)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by Vodstok
You poor poor women.. Just havent met the right man.



There are reasons my wife loves me, and not just because i can cook and have a cute butt. :)


Yeah, I agree....alot of it DOES have to do with the man. But you definately have to know what you like too...so you can help him along if need be;)

So just keep umm...playing? ;) And find a MAN! Not a boy ;) Find somebody who wants to please YOU, and isn't all about his own enjoyment.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Find somebody who wants to please YOU, and isn't all about his own enjoyment.

unless his enjoyment hinges on yours :D

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by urgeok
unless his enjoyment hinges on yours :D


Ahhhhh....you got me there. I didn't even think of that. Okay, yeah...that's the only exception...him/her getting turned on by watching you...:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Ahhhhh....you got me there. I didn't even think of that. Okay, yeah...that's the only exception...him/her getting turned on by watching you...:D


the video camera is the greatest invention in the world :)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by urgeok
the video camera is the greatest invention in the world :)


Or the worst...if somebody who shouldn't gets a hold of the tape ;)
Unless you're famous of course and can turn a huge profit by selling it.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Or the worst...if somebody who shouldn't gets a hold of the tape ;)
Unless you're famous of course and can turn a huge profit by selling it.


eh, no ... some things are too private ...
i'm in the movies too - that aughtta kill the value of the tape
no matter who's with me :)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by urgeok
eh, no ... some things are too private ...
i'm in the movies too - that aughtta kill the value of the tape
no matter who's with me :)


I wouldn't...sell it I mean...just saying :) Some people will do anything for money. I'd rather not feel like when I'm walking down the street people are thinking "I've seen her naked" ;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
I wouldn't...sell it I mean...just saying :) Some people will do anything for money. I'd rather not feel like when I'm walking down the street people are thinking "I've seen her naked" ;)

paris hilton got over it - you'd get over it ...


paris hilton got over people seeing someone get something all over paris hilton - to be specific ..

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by urgeok
paris hilton got over it - you'd get over it ...


paris hilton got over people seeing someone get something all over paris hilton - to be specific ..


I really don't think I would. Unlike Paris, I have some class ;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
I really don't think I would. Unlike Paris, I have some class ;)


anyone can learn class ... not everyone has 5 foot long legs :)

i love paris hilton :D

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by urgeok
anyone can learn class ... not everyone has 5 foot long legs :)

i love paris hilton :D


5 feet long you say....that IS pretty impressive ;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
5 feet long you say....that IS pretty impressive ;)

all the way to the moon :)

she might be an idiot - i dont care, i've never seen her open her mouth

scratch that ..


i've never seen her speak - i've just seen her pictures and some fine video work and all i can say is that the mutton heads who say 'ugh she's a pig, she isnt even attractive' are going for their boy scout 'i'm too much a gentleman to have truck with that' medal.

she's 'technically' extremely beautiful .. like her personality or not ..

[urgeok]

Originally posted by hellboy
Hey urge, I got a pic of Paris if you're interested. It's a nudie.:D


i found her whole video in a PC that i was sending out to get repaired.

she's pretty damn nude in that ..


but thanks for the offer :D

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by urgeok
all the way to the moon :)

she might be an idiot - i dont care, i've never seen her open her mouth

scratch that ..


i've never seen her speak - i've just seen her pictures and some fine video work and all i can say is that the mutton heads who say 'ugh she's a pig, she isnt even attractive' are going for their boy scout 'i'm too much a gentleman to have truck with that' medal.

she's 'technically' extremely beautiful .. like her personality or not ..


I think that she's a very pretty girl, but would honestly find her more attractive if SHE didn't think so as much. She SEEMS kind of stuck on herself. But I don't know her personally obviously. That's just the impression I get. :)

[sandy_x]

Originally posted by barbra
its really hard for a woman to have a vaginal orgasm, you have to stimulate the clit first. Personally I can't get off with my hands alone, I have to use a butterfly, vibrator, shower head (I have lots of toys) Honestly you are going to have to masterbate, my first orgasm came from a shower head, no man has ever done it for me, no girl either. When you know what to expect and you've had a few billion orgasms then the next time you have sex you'll know how to work it for your self and practise your kangil exercises for you man.


thankyou barbra ile look out for the butterfly.xxx

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Have sex with Marroe. Then my life will be complete.

[The STE]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
Have sex with Marroe. Then my life will be complete.

No it won't. After you do it, you'll wanna again. It's like popcorn chicken. You say you only want one, but next thing you know you've eaten the entire jumbo pack. Except sex with Marroe is better than popcorn chicken

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Originally posted by The STE
No it won't. After you do it, you'll wanna again. It's like popcorn chicken. You say you only want one, but next thing you know you've eaten the entire jumbo pack. Except sex with Marroe is better than popcorn chicken ok I change my awnser too having sex with Marroe AND eatting popcorn chicken......AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

[urgeok]

i dont like popcorn chicken ...

what a gross concept

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Originally posted by urgeok
i dont like popcorn chicken ...

what a gross concept But there so tasty, little bits of chicken in a delightful batter then dunked in a sauce of sorts, MWA.

[massacre man]

find a cure for what's killing me

[The STE]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
ok I change my awnser too having sex with Marroe AND eatting popcorn chicken......AT THE SAME TIME!!!!


Oh, like put popcorn chicken on her stomach and eat it off. It's fun

[zwoti]

Originally posted by sandy_x
thankyou barbra ile look out for the butterfly.xxx
http://img115.exs.cx/img115/9916/z4dwink.gif

http://www.worcestercitymuseums.org.uk/coll/object/obj12/bbox2.jpg

[barbra]

Originally posted by sandy_x
thankyou barbra ile look out for the butterfly.xxx worth a look, I was kinda embarassed buying my first sex toy and using my first sex toy. I don't know how you can be embarrased by your self but it happens I suppose, though, not any more ;)
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/sex-toys-women.html

[urgeok]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
But there so tasty, little bits of chicken in a delightful batter then dunked in a sauce of sorts, MWA.

mmm the gamey little gross bits of a chicken that couldnt be sold in a recognizable form ... taken and coated in a thick layer of grease to disguise it further ...

crunch crunch, munch munch ..

mmm mmmm good ! grease coated chicken assholes !!

[Angra]

Get laid....

[Angra]

LOL


Just kidding, but........ Not really.



Baby, baby, baby!!






:D

[Nyder]

I know I'll never get laid, but I'd like to at least hold hands with a girl before I die. Or at least as a corpse. :p

[filmmaker2]

Originally posted by urgeok


crunch crunch, munch munch ..

mmm mmmm good ! grease coated chicken assholes !!

Goddamn Urge, you're always taking the fun out of wonderful things. I'll never eat Orange Chicken again! Wait, yes I will.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Nyder
I know I'll never get laid, but I'd like to at least hold hands with a girl before I die. Or at least as a corpse. :p hmmm...after saying that, you wonder why you don't have a girl?

I'd like to also take a world famous photo:p

[ShankS]

Originally posted by barbra
its really hard for a woman to have a vaginal orgasm, you have to stimulate the clit first. Personally I can't get off with my hands alone, I have to use a butterfly, vibrator, shower head (I have lots of toys) Honestly you are going to have to masterbate, my first orgasm came from a shower head, no man has ever done it for me, no girl either. When you know what to expect and you've had a few billion orgasms then the next time you have sex you'll know how to work it for your self and practise your kangil exercises for you man.

it's all about the tongue technique ;)

[AUSTIN316426808]

Write a film directed and starring Clint Eastwood along with Johnny Depp,Jack Nicholson,Bill Murray,Jennifer Connelly and Hilary Swank.



now on to something that might actually happen....


Write,Direct and produce a film that doesn't have to win a single award and can piss off every critic alive, I just want someone to like it.

[Angra]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808


Write,Direct and produce a film that doesn't have to win a single award and can piss off every critic alive, I just want someone to like it.


Don´t worry Austin. If YOU like it, there´s a pretty big chance that somebody else in this screwy world will like it too. so keep the spirit high, my friend. ;)

[Elvis_Christ]

Beat the total fucking shit out of Jarod from Subway. God I hate that fat motherfucker. DIE!

[ChEEbA]

I want to go scuba diving, great barrier reef...preferably before some environmental disaster kills it.

I'd like to have a book published, something culinary related + Pioneer at least one new recipe.

I want to experience PERFECTED virtual reality, if EVER that comes into existence.

Become better friends with my brother, and see him acheive, well...something to do with whatever he's good at...it's a little early to tell yet.

I want to hand-craft a chair.

Witness an actual alien, or ghost, assuming either is possible, either would be fine.

Travel to Japan, India, USA, and France, For various reasons...not to mention, I'd also like to fully explore my own country, preferably in an RV, fully stocked with GEWD shit.

I wanna hang-glide.

I want to spend LOTS of time in the snow, perhaps even retire someplace snowy.

That's about it...

[Marroe]

I want to spend LOTS of time in the snow, perhaps even retire someplace snowy. Oh, you don't wanna spend that much time in the snow....trust me

[Deposable]

"I wanna punch a horse in the face"

[Elvis_Christ]

:D Heh you totally should! A friend of mine wants to beat up a midget.

[Deposable]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
:D Heh you totally should! A friend of mine wants to beat up a midget.
hahahah, well. I was joking. But if that Horse looks at me the wrong way for one second.... he'll be headed for the glue factory :D

[MisterSadistro]

I'd like to rent all of Uwe Boll's "horror" movies from the local video store so they can be buried with me. I can take them back to the hell from which they came and I can die peacefully knowing the neighbohood kids will never mistakenly rent one and think that that's what a horror film should look like. :D
CK

[Elvis_Christ]

Who?

[MisterSadistro]

Some awful, overpaid director who makes a lot of bad movies that are supposed to be horror, but they're not. They're crap.
CK

[Elvis_Christ]

What are some of his films?

[MisterSadistro]

ugh ! You're missing the point, Elvis. If I mentioned any, just out of morbid curiosity you might rent one. Then you'd be pissed off at me for putting the idea in your head in the first place that eventually wasted your time and money. It's counter-productive. You're better not knowing.
CK

[AUSTIN316426808]

Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead, need I say more.

[MisterSadistro]

AUSTIN ! GO TO YOUR ROOM ! LOL
CK

[Elvis_Christ]

ohhhh that guy! I saw House Of The Dead, shit but not the worst movie I've seen.

[ENTITY2000]

hmmm last thing i wanna do b4 i die iwould like
to be a hitman!!!!;)

[Haunted]

Make of myself a blood sacrifice to REALLY fuck up C.E.M.H

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Write,Direct and produce a film that doesn't have to win a single award and can piss off every critic alive, I just want someone to like it. Hey...People watched LEPRECHAUN:rolleyes:......You'll do just fine...:) Originally posted by Marroe
Oh, you don't wanna spend that much time in the snow....trust me BELIEVE THAT!!!!

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Some awful, overpaid director who makes a lot of bad movies that are supposed to be horror, but they're not. They're crap.
CK I don't really care how much HE or his movies suck...I'm still gonna buy BloodRayne:p

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Hey...People watched LEPRECHAUN:rolleyes:......You'll do just fine...:)




That's the kind of stuff that keeps me going, whenever I start to get a little discouraged I just start repeating to myself...''House of the Dead made a hundred million dollars, House of the Dead made a hundred million dollars...''

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
That's the kind of stuff that keeps me going, whenever I start to get a little discouraged I just start repeating to myself...''House of the Dead made a hundred million dollars, House of the Dead made a hundred million dollars...'' LOL...Exactly...