A vampire is living next door to you. Are you scared or intrigued? ;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Don't ask me where I came up with this. Oh yeah...Fright Night ;)

Anyway, if you found out you had a real vampire living next door to you...would you be scared? Or would you be intrigued...maybe even want to get to know him/her?

I think I'd be extremely curious and intrigued. And as long as you don't invite them into your house, there's no problem right? :D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Don't ask me where I came up with this. Oh yeah...Fright Night ;)

Anyway, if you found out you had a real vampire living next door to you...would you be scared? Or would you be intrigued...maybe even want to get to know him/her?

I think I'd be extremely curious and intrigued. And as long as you don't invite them into your house, there's no problem right? :D

I would totally try and fight him/her. I'd go over with a bag of chips and be all, "Wanna watch the game?"

And when he/she is all "What game?" I break out the stake and go crazy!!!

Then if we both survived we could share that bag of chips.

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I would totally try and fight him/her. I'd go over with a bag of chips and be all, "Wanna watch the game?"

And when he/she is all "What game?" I break out the stake and go crazy!!!

Then if we both survived we could share that bag of chips.

Nothing better than sharing a bag of chips with the one whose bleeding all over you ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Nothing better than sharing a bag of chips with the one whose bleeding all over you ;)

That sounds like a Hallmark card.:D

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
That sounds like a Hallmark card.:D

Yeah it's a "My Bloody Valentine" card *rolls eyes at own corny joke*

I just couldn't resist ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Yeah it's a "My Bloody Valentine" card *rolls eyes at own corny joke*

I just couldn't resist ;)

The new winner of the "Bad Joke Contest"!!!:D
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39136000/jpg/_39136432_trophy_afp200x245.jpg

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
The new winner of the "Bad Joke Contest"!!!:D
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39136000/jpg/_39136432_trophy_afp200x245.jpg


I gladly accept...well maybe not gladly. But I definately deserved that one. I think it was the lamest thing I've ever said ;)

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Don't ask me where I came up with this. Oh yeah...Fright Night ;)

Anyway, if you found out you had a real vampire living next door to you...would you be scared? Or would you be intrigued...maybe even want to get to know him/her?

I think I'd be extremely curious and intrigued. And as long as you don't invite them into your house, there's no problem right? :D I would be intrigud it would be cool i would want to know alot about them and then i would want to become one









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[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I would be intrigud it would be cool i would want to know alot about them and then i would want to become one



Really? I'm not so sure I would...all that blood...there are alot of dieseases out there now a days. Being a vampire isn't as easy as it used to be. AIDS kinda killed that ;)





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[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow


UGH...I hate when I quote the wrong way ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Yeah, but a vampire with AIDS? It would be like if somebody shot me with a paintball. I'd just be like, "What the hell are you doing?"

I'd wanna be a vampire actually, it beats being a caveman and I could TOTALLY use my powers to gather up the ladies like McNuggets.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Well if i managed to get immortality then i wouldnt have to worry about aids......


Plus i know that vampire wouldnt have aids

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Yeah, but a vampire with AIDS? It would be like if somebody shot me with a paintball. I'd just be like, "What the hell are you doing?"

I'd wanna be a vampire actually, it beats being a caveman and I could TOTALLY use my powers to gather up the ladies like McNuggets.


Yeah, I kinda thought there was a problem with the whole AIDS/Vampire thing about 3 seconds after I posted.

I knew you were a player;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Yeah, I kinda thought there was a problem with the whole AIDS/Vampire thing about 3 seconds after I posted.

I knew you were a player;)

Not YET I'm not. My confidence doesn't work unless I have the whole "immortality" thing to back it up.:D

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Yeah, but a vampire with AIDS? It would be like if somebody shot me with a paintball. I'd just be like, "What the hell are you doing?"

I'd wanna be a vampire actually, it beats being a caveman and I could TOTALLY use my powers to gather up the ladies like McNuggets. A fucking Greed!!!!!!:D


moonlight vampires cant get aids but if they had them before then they will still have them but they wouldnt give a fuck because they are imortal

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Not YET I'm not. My confidence doesn't work unless I have the whole "immortality" thing to back it up.:D


I wonder if being immortal ever gets boring. I guess it's better than being dead...I wish I could be immortal without having to suck blood for the rest of my immortal life though ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
I wonder if being immortal ever gets boring. I guess it's better than being dead...I wish I could be immortal without having to suck blood for the rest of my immortal life though ;)

Greedy.

But yeah, you want to be a Highlander then. Now you have to swordfight people...

I choose the blood over the swordfights.:D

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Greedy.

But yeah, you want to be a Highlander then. Now you have to swordfight people...

I choose the blood over the swordfights.:D

Maybe if I could add some flavoring to the blood or something. Straight up would get boring after a while ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Maybe if I could add some flavoring to the blood or something. Straight up would get boring after a while ;)

Maybe add some vodka and make it a mixed drink. Of course, you'd be a hopeless vampire alcoholic... which isn't BAD, I mean, things could be worse.:p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Maybe add some vodka and make it a mixed drink. Of course, you'd be a hopeless vampire alcoholic... which isn't BAD, I mean, things could be worse.:p


That's true. At least if I was constantly drunk I could blame everything I did wrong on my drunken-ness.

Then again, if I'm a vampire...who the hell would question me anyway? ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
That's true. At least if I was constantly drunk I could blame everything I did wrong on my drunken-ness.

Then again, if I'm a vampire...who the hell would question me anyway? ;)

Other vampires. Simply put.:p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Other vampires. Simply put.:p


You're like the other half of my brain...the half that actually works ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
You're like the other half of my brain...the half that actually works ;)

Me be smart.:cool:

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Me be smart.:cool:

Seriously. But let's not forget whose still in college, and whose already got her degree. ;)

Which doesn't seem to be helping me tonight...;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Seriously. But let's not forget whose still in college, and whose already got her degree. ;)

Which doesn't seem to be helping me tonight...;)

Well, I'm sure you have many qualities which I'm lacking. Like a high vertical leap...

And on that note, I'm headin' out for the night. Peace, y'all!

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Well, I'm sure you have many qualities which I'm lacking. Like a high vertical leap...

And on that note, I'm headin' out for the night. Peace, y'all!

I feel so used. GO THEN ;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Well, I'm sure you have many qualities which I'm lacking. Like a high vertical leap...

And on that note, I'm headin' out for the night. Peace, y'all!

BTW. I still see you online liar;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Don't ask me where I came up with this. Oh yeah...Fright Night ;)

Anyway, if you found out you had a real vampire living next door to you...would you be scared? Or would you be intrigued...maybe even want to get to know him/her?

I think I'd be extremely curious and intrigued. And as long as you don't invite them into your house, there's no problem right? :D

i'd stake the fucker in the heart 1st possible chance.

[ChEEbA]

I'm with you...
However, I'd call in a fake large scale emergency to the fire department to keep them busy, while I torched their house in clear daylight.
Assuming they had a basement and survived, they'd probably wanna move out. I think I could take a vampire.

[The Mothman]

I dont know. I'd want to go over dressed in crosses, and spray garlic juice in that mother fucker's face, because vampires are over rated.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I'm with you...
However, I'd call in a fake large scale emergency to the fire department to keep them busy, while I torched their house in clear daylight.
Assuming they had a basement and survived, they'd probably wanna move out. I think I could take a vampire.

the fire is a good idea except all the junk could collapse and give the bloodsucker cover until the night .. which is when i wouldnt be so brave.


i'd bust all the windows, remove the drapes, and drag his ass into the sunlight. and i'd start really early in the morning on a sunny day.

i hate it when these vampire movies have people running out of daylight .. get your shit together and wake up a few hours ealier for christs sake...

[The STE]

annoyed. People who think they're vampires suck

[jenna26]

Originally posted by urgeok


i hate it when these vampire movies have people running out of daylight .. get your shit together and wake up a few hours ealier for christs sake...

You know that has always bothered me also. People in these movies are completely incompetent. I mean, when you have that much time to put a plan together and you fail, you deserve what you get.

If a vampire lived next door to me, the vamp would have to die. I may be a tasty meal, but they would never get the chance to find out.

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by The STE
annoyed. People who think they're vampires suck


You're right. But we're talking REAL vampires here ;) Not posers. This is the real deal my friend. MUAHAHAHAH ;)

[ENTITY2000]

i would be intrigued and walk over there to have erotic sex and let him bite me!

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i would be intrigued and walk over there to have erotic sex and let him bite me!

CENSOR!!! CENSOR!!!

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
CENSOR!!! CENSOR!!!


HA! C'mon now...that's childrens lit compared to what you said to me yesterday ;) j/k ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
HA! C'mon now...that's childrens lit compared to what you said to me yesterday ;) j/k ;)

Shhhh.....:D

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Shhhh.....:D


Oops! Didn't mean to share our naughty secrets in public like that;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Oops! Didn't mean to share our naughty secrets in public like that;)

Type in code! Like this...


0011101101001101011010001110010100011

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Type in code! Like this...


0011101101001101011010001110010100011


That's my favorite code. You'll have to be punished for saying such things ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
That's my favorite code. You'll have to be punished for saying such things ;)

More...more whipping?:eek:

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
More...more whipping?:eek:


If you're tired of that, I'm sure we can think of other ways you can be punished ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
If you're tired of that, I'm sure we can think of other ways you can be punished ;)

Just nothin involving my backside, too sore...:D

Maybe some sort of nurse costume...

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Just nothin involving my backside, too sore...:D

Maybe some sort of nurse costume...


I think I have a few of those. You can pick out your fav. later ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
I think I have a few of those. You can pick out your fav. later ;)

Oh, I meant on ME!

Whatever works though...:D

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Oh, I meant on ME!

Whatever works though...:D

:D Yeah, that's not gonna work. ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
:D Yeah, that's not gonna work. ;)

God, everybody's so closed-minded!!!

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
God, everybody's so closed-minded!!!

lol. That's right, there ARE male nurses now a days. I just don't want to see them in my bedroom;)

[The STE]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
You're right. But we're talking REAL vampires here ;) Not posers. This is the real deal my friend. MUAHAHAHAH ;)

Oh. I'd drag their body right next to some sunlight and ass rape them

[The_Return]

Id get him to turn me aswell.

Then join a traving freak show and travel the world with them, occaisionally taking some time off for some crazy adventures.

Yes, Im a fan of the Darren Shan books...how'd ya know? :p :p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by The STE
Oh. I'd drag their body right next to some sunlight and ass rape them


:confused: :eek:

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Type in code! Like this...


0011101101001101011010001110010100011
CENSOR, CENSOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
CENSOR, CENSOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)

Niiiiiiice coooooomeback!:D

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Niiiiiiice coooooomeback!:D
i know cause i'm that good. ;)

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Don't ask me where I came up with this. Oh yeah...Fright Night ;)

Anyway, if you found out you had a real vampire living next door to you...would you be scared? Or would you be intrigued...maybe even want to get to know him/her?

I think I'd be extremely curious and intrigued. And as long as you don't invite them into your house, there's no problem right? :D

If she looked like Ingrid Pitt she could bite me and suck me dry :p ;) :D
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[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
If she looked like Ingrid Pitt she could bite me and suck me dry :p ;) :D
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OOOOO. HOOOOOT. She makes me rethink my heterosexuality ;)

[kung-fu-jesus]

definetly intrigued,

if it were a dude just hang out and see if i could eventualy get him to turn me( im not really much of a day person any way) then
just hang, kill people, and collect vamperic love slaves.

now if ti were a girl, id totaly hit on her,seduce her, do her, get here to turn me, and move away the next day( i couldnt stay with the same chick for all eternity)

[Gren the cake]

intrigued. maybe i wuld let him turn me into one, but only if hes sexy.

[kung-fu-jesus]

true you dont want your sire to look like a pat

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
OOOOO. HOOOOOT. She makes me rethink my heterosexuality ;)

LOL....yes she was definitely hot in her prime and she's still a great looking lady today in her early 60's. She's my favorite Hammer Glamour Gal of all time. I just saw her in a non horror movie this Memorial Day weekend. She was in "Where Eagles Dare". a WW2 movie starring Richard Burton and a young Clint Eastwood. I'm looking for her twin down here in Dallas, Tx :p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
LOL....yes she was definitely hot in her prime and she's still a great looking lady today in her early 60's. She's my favorite Hammer Glamour Gal of all time. I just saw her in a non horror movie this Memorial Day weekend. She was in "Where Eagles Dare". a WW2 movie starring Richard Burton and a young Clint Eastwood. I'm looking for her twin down here in Dallas, Tx :p


She is one seeeexy laaaady. I hope I age as well as you say she has. Rawwwwwr ;)

[LilMissScareAll]

I wouldn't be scared at all...I'd think that was the greatest thing in the world. I'd want him/her to bite me so I could become a vampire. ;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
I wouldn't be scared at all...I'd think that was the greatest thing in the world. I'd want him/her to bite me so I could become a vampire. ;)


well that presents a problem for me ..

i could never stake LilMiss through the heart !

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
well that presents a problem for me ..

i could never stake LilMiss through the heart !

Yeah but you............nevermind...too easy.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
Yeah but you............nevermind...too easy.

i know .. i almost put a spoiler in there but i figured ... nahhh
no one will ..



and along came NEwb :D