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[The_Return]

Glorb!

[Dante'sInferno]

........



Poo butt!!!!!!







..............i have no idea why i said that...

[The_Return]

The cows!!! Oh god, the cows!!!

[jay o2 waster]

+1

[barbra]

grok











?:confused:

[Dante'sInferno]

Poncho.....

[zwoti]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/scans/frowning.jpg

[urgeok]

fruit flies
salad dressing
film reels
dinner rolls
jello moulds

[filmmaker2]

. . .

[The_Return]

Larouse Pocket Dictionary

[filmmaker2]

Hey. good one there!

[ItsAlive75]

"High with a breaking ball, and a full count to Johnson. Strike 3 called, fastball outside corner. That's Myers' first punchout of the game."

[Haunted]

Pidgeons will no longer shit on the statue of Sadam Hussein.

Also, I really really really really really really really really really wish that I could quit smoking. Creeper, what was your advice again?

[barbra]

Originally posted by Haunted
Pidgeons will no longer shit on the statue of Sadam Hussein.

Also, I really really really really really really really really really wish that I could quit smoking. Creeper, what was your advice again? why do you want to quit so bad, you might miss hacking up brown/grey loogies

[Haunted]

Won't miss them... I actually don't really have them unless I'm having sinus trouble as well.

Thanks for asking.:p

[The_Return]

http://www.ncsa.uiuc.edu/People/tolliver/tolliver_images/pork.jpg

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by The_Return
http://www.ncsa.uiuc.edu/People/tolliver/tolliver_images/pork.jpg

That is disturbingly awesome.

[The_Return]

http://www.atariage.com/2600/hacks/screenshots/s_Glorb_Hack_3.png

[The_Return]

http://gifts-in-a-basket.com/Movie%20Treats.jpg

[The_Return]

http://www.phototidings.com/images/04_Bugs/401H.gif

[The Mothman]

The king of all things random.

The Fido Wafflemaker
http://www.saunalahti.fi/nurbs/gallery/marazmy/fido_waffle_maker.jpg

And OH!! aint it cool? they even got theirselfs a mickey mouse shaped waffle maker.

http://www.chefdepot.net/graphics10/mwaffle2.jpg

[zwoti]

Originally posted by hellboy
I hate clothing!!!!:D

no shit :eek:

[urgeok]

.

[Haunted]

The stick figure woman on the bottom is totally bored because she's not even moving.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
The stick figure woman on the bottom is totally bored because she's not even moving.



and ......

thats not normal ? :D

[The Mothman]

ummmmmmmm.... of course it is Urg *Pats on the back reassuringly*

[alkytrio666]

[i]Originally posted by The Mothman

And OH!! aint it cool? they even got theirselfs a mickey mouse shaped waffle maker.

http://www.chefdepot.net/graphics10/mwaffle2.jpg [/B]

I have that. Swear to God...

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
I have that. Swear to God.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Haunted
The stick figure woman on the bottom is totally bored because she's not even moving.

Maybe the dudes a necrophiliac?

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
I have that. Swear to God...
ya, but do you have fido?

[bloodrayne]

Yo quiero a comer el nariz de Dustin :D


It doesn't GET any more random than THAT...lol



BTW...That was something that I just happened to tell Dustin because he was sitting here with his face right in mine ...hahaha

[kpropain]

It doesn't get more random than this...

Me familia!!!!!

This crazy bastard was actually kin to me hahaha!!!!

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/861/2wt7.jpg

[monalisa]

Originally posted by kpropain
It doesn't get more random than this...

Me familia!!!!!

This crazy bastard was actually kin to me hahaha!!!!

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/861/2wt7.jpg

OK, call me ignorant, but who was that? Kinda looks like this guy...

[kpropain]

That guy's name WAS Donald Gaskins...

Look it up...

[monalisa]

Nope, NOT the same person. Mine was David Strathairn from the movie "The Lathe of Heaven". Great movie if you haven't seen it, very twisted.

[PR3SSUR3]

There is no such thing as random, only cause and effect.

Miskatonic.

[Miss Olivia]

The Emperor of Ice Cream.

[Vodstok]

If I were a mutton, kill me a butter.

[bloodrayne]

Message from Ash...(Since he CANNOT keep his fingers off of this keyboard) :



-]p 57ewltr8uoei




Okay...That's the LAST time I let him go with the keyboard....he just picked it up and threw it!:eek:

[ENTITY2000]

supercalafragilisticespialadozshas

[mothermold]

It puts the lotion on it's skin

[Miss Olivia]

radioactive marijuana

[mothermold]

hamburgers

[ENTITY2000]

puff puff pass

[Miss Olivia]

poison dragon's liver

[mothermold]

Fist of The North Star

[Miss Olivia]

vengance is mine sayeth me

[Dante'sInferno]

Pillow Pants

[monalisa]

Pitch a tent.

[Dante'sInferno]

Shoot a duck in a bucket.

[mothermold]

Atomic Dog

[Dante'sInferno]

OREOS!!!

[mothermold]

foam latex

[Dante'sInferno]

Semen

[orangestar]

These curtains are killing me. One of us has to go.

[mothermold]

Niagara Falls

[Miss Olivia]

May cause drowsiness. Alcohol may intensify this effect.

[novadawn969]

I've got a bike.
you can ride it if you like. ;)


and now my cat is writing for me:


olllllllllllllllllll555555ttttttttttttttttttttt666 6666666666666666666j4rk5uy7 1222222222tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttt


Annii is a strange one. I swear, she wrote 666 paused for a while, then continued with the rest. :D The only pause she made. My little black kitty!!! :p She thought I wouldn't notice... :rolleyes:

[Angra]

We really need more threads like this one.... (Sarcasm, sarcasm, sarcasm)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by monalisa
Pitch a tent. Pinch a tit

[PR3SSUR3]

Whoever thought a thread more banal than Stream of Conciousness might develop.

:eek:

[novadawn969]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Whoever thought a thread more banal than Stream of Conciousness might develop.

:eek:

The only reason it might be more banal is because it's not only you this time :D

[Angra]

Fart!....

[mothermold]

carpet

[Angra]

Bored..

[novadawn969]

leprechans suck on my toes at night.

[Angra]

Originally posted by novadawn969
leprechans suck on my toes at night.


I envy you.

I´ve got no one to suck on my toes at night.. :(

[novadawn969]

Originally posted by Angra
I envy you.

I´ve got no one to suck on my toes at night.. :(


Thats because leprechans prefer young girls :p lucky me, I get the short irishmen!!!


Maybe you can get a troll or something :D try putting out a can of tuna. You'll either make your cat happy, or get a troll for each toe! Not both though. Trolls are allergic to cats. The tuna attracts them because it smells like feet. :D

Good luck!!!

[Angra]

Originally posted by novadawn969
Thats because leprechans prefer young girls :p lucky me, I get the short irishmen!!!


Maybe you can get a troll or something :D try putting out a can of tuna. You'll either make your cat happy, or get a troll for each toe! Not both though. Trolls are allergic to cats. The tuna attracts them because it smells like feet. :D

Good luck!!!


So you´re saying it´s my cats fault?

Hmm...... I´M GONNA KILL IT!!!!

[mothermold]

That's it,You brought me in here to look at stick drawings on the shithouse walls?

[bloodrayne]

Peanut Butter sandwich on the window...Over and Over and Over and Over....






War Of The Worlds...Alex keeps rewinding and playing that part...over and over...Laughing his goofy ass off...

[bloodrayne]

And...Dustin is sitting here with his head leaning on my head...and he's blowing the silver cross on my eyebrow ring to make it move because apparently "It's Shiiiinyyy"...lol

[Zero]

Originally posted by novadawn969
Thats because leprechans prefer young girls :p lucky me, I get the short irishmen!!!




don't worry - monkeys like you too!

[Miss Olivia]

Especially intelligent, computer-savvy monkeys....:p

[AUSTIN316426808]

I hadn't seen a bad movie all year, then Lady in the Water just obliterated that streak.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I hadn't seen a bad movie all year, then Lady in the Water just obliterated that streak.

I take it that you skipped You, Me and Dupree?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by The_Return
I take it that you skipped You, Me and Dupree?



Yep, I was going to see it Sunday after 'Lady' and Monster House but decided to see Pirates again instead. From what I've heard(Obviously your perspective as well) that was a good choice.

[The Flayed One]

.

[Miss Olivia]

The Great Orion Nebula

[novadawn969]

Originally posted by Angra
So you´re saying it´s my cats fault?

Hmm...... I´M GONNA KILL IT!!!!


Well, thats one wayto solve the problem. :D

The other is to hope for a nymph. You'd have better luck with a nymph. And your bound to love her too! I mean, even I would prefer a nymph sucking on my toes to a troll.

For nymphs, just put a cherry tree in your window. It acts as a becon. ;)

but if you have a fish... well, you get it by now. :p

[bloodrayne]

From now on, all of the reports that I receive complaining about our "offensive language" or "rude behavior" will be responded to with:

Disney may have a forum...Perhaps you should look into it...It may be better suited than Horror.Com to meet your needs...:rolleyes:

[novadawn969]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
From now on, all of the reports that I receive complaining about our "offensive language" or "rude behavior" will be responded to with:

Disney may have a forum...Perhaps you should look into it...It may be better suited than Horror.Com to meet your needs...:rolleyes:

Nice :p

They need to learn that everyone wants to speak there mind.

[bloodrayne]

Yeah...I was just thinking...

How can someone come to a HORROR forum, and bitch about offensive language?...Have they never seen a horror MOVIE, or have they just not watched a horror movie with the sound turned on?:rolleyes:


And...If they haven't seen a horror movie...What the hell are they doing at Horror.Com in the first place?



Give me a FUCKING break...

[novadawn969]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Yeah...I was just thinking...

How can someone come to a HORROR forum, and bitch about offensive language?...Have they never seen a horror MOVIE, or have they just not watched a horror movie with the sound turned on?:rolleyes:


And...If they haven't seen a horror movie...What the hell are they doing at Horror.Com in the first place?



Give me a FUCKING break...


Seriously! Well, they'll learn there lesson when they slip for the first time... hopefully. :D

[AUSTIN316426808]

Mike Mizanin should die...painfully...now.

[Miss Olivia]

Spiderman
Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size
Catches theives just like flies
Look out, here comes the Spiderman!!!!!

Although he mysteriously avoids spinning out of his butt like any other self respecting spider.....

[mothermold]

I fucking hate poodles,if I had my way the breed as a whole would be wiped off the face of the earth.

[Dude Guadalupe]

Did you ever find buggs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

[crabapple]

ee yah yahhhhh!

ee yi-yah-yahhhhhhh!

ay yai yai yai yahhhhhhh!

hoobila hoobila hoobila

[monalisa]

Originally posted by bloodrayne

Give me a FUCKING break...

Heh heh heh...she said fucking...heh heh heh. :D

[Miss Olivia]

They mostly come at night......mostly.

[The Flayed One]

I'd just like to take this opportunity to spam and say the new Satyricon song K.I.N.G kicks my ass. Listen to it if you like metal! It's one of the coolest things I've ever heard!

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
I'd just like to take this opportunity to spam and say the new Satyricon song K.I.N.G kicks my ass. Listen to it if you like metal! It's one of the coolest things I've ever heard! Dammit...Now I'm curious...Gotta check it out...


This better have some wicked, kickass guitar...:p

[The Flayed One]

Here you go sweetie. Let me know what Dustin thinks, too! I'm curious; I know we have some similar tastes in music from what I've read!:p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D-begma79Y&search=satyricon%20king

[Miss Olivia]

Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads
fish heads, fish heads ,eat them up, YUM!!!

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
Here you go sweetie. Let me know what Dustin thinks, too! I'm curious; I know we have some similar tastes in music from what I've read!:p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D-begma79Y&search=satyricon%20king Ha ha...Thanks for the link...But, I've already got the song half downloaded :D...Dustin, of course, will want to watch the video...He'll be home from work in about 6 hours...I'll tell him to check it out (he can get on the forum from work, but can't download anything) as soon as he walks in...

THANKS...I think...

I haven't heard it yet :p

[The Flayed One]

<---pay no attention to the man behind the keyboard, for he is drunk:p

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
Here you go sweetie. Let me know what Dustin thinks, too! I'm curious; I know we have some similar tastes in music from what I've read!:p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D-begma79Y&search=satyricon%20king DUDE!!!...It's another Dustin clone! :eek:

The same kinda music Dustin plays, and the guy sings like him, too...Except that Dustin's growls are deeper (exactly like the dude on Metalocalypse...It's so freaky...)

[novadawn969]

(=^.^=) my Annii licked my nose... Whoever said black cats are bad luck was an idiot!!!


For those of you who didn't know: brindle cats are the original unlucky cats.





I'm gonna end up one of those crazy cat ladies! Oh, god! Help me!!!

[Dude Guadalupe]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
Here you go sweetie. Let me know what Dustin thinks, too! I'm curious; I know we have some similar tastes in music from what I've read!:p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D-begma79Y&search=satyricon%20king


Killer song and seriously badass video, I got it on my myspace page now...

thanx

[Miss Olivia]

En nomine patris, et filii
et spiritus sancti

[crabapple]

Amen.

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
They mostly come at night......mostly.
I really ever got what was so funny about that line, but for some reason South Park is fascinated by it.

[novadawn969]

You know what a funny word is???



Pickleweasel!

[mothermold]

robots!!

[novadawn969]

My bologna has a first name.
It's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name.
It's M-A-Y-E-R

I love to eat it every day,
and if you ask mewhat I'll say!
Oscar Mayer has a way
with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!

[crabapple]

cinnamon gumdrop. mmmmmmmmmmm

[ENTITY2000]

goody goody:p

[The Mothman]

ugdhdfkjghnsfduifhalibvsfiudsfsiuf

[crabapple]

wow.

[ENTITY2000]

i am going to school aug 7

[monalisa]

The big brown cow went over the fence. I repeat, the big brown cow went over the fence. *wink wink*

[Angra]

Originally posted by monalisa
The big brown cow went over the fence. I repeat, the big brown cow went over the fence. *wink wink*


Is that another way of saying, "i just took a dump"?

:rolleyes:

[bloodrayne]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/metalbaby.jpg

[Angra]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/metalbaby.jpg


Is that the first pic of your newborn child?

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Angra
Is that the first pic of your newborn child? LOL...Nah...Ash is much more badass...But...I swear I'm contemplating that tattoo...Maybe on my chest...Hmm...

It does look a lot like Ash though...Dontcha think?

[Angra]

He does actually. Ash just got a liiiiiiiitle more hair on his head. Oh yeah, and no tattoos of course. But they´ll come, i´m sure.;)

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Angra
He does actually. Ash just got a liiiiiiiitle more hair on his head. Oh yeah, and no tattoos of course. But they´ll come, i´m sure.;)

And what kind of tat's should he have?

[Angra]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
And what kind of tat's should he have?


Probably a whole bunch of black devils on his entire body... Something to go with the straightjacket of his.;)

[SausageCreature]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...Nah...Ash is much more badass...But...I swear I'm contemplating that tattoo...Maybe on my chest...Hmm...

I think you should get a plate of calamari tattood on your chest.

http://freeze.pantagruelsrl.it/frozen-products/big/calamari-ripieni.jpg

[Angra]

Originally posted by SausageCreature
I think you should get a plate of calamari tattood on your chest.

http://freeze.pantagruelsrl.it/frozen-products/big/calamari-ripieni.jpg


You like food a lot, don´t ya?

[Dude Guadalupe]

Originally posted by Angra
no tattoos of course. But they´ll come, i´m sure.;)


If he's anything like his dad they will

[bloodrayne]

Being retarded hurts...lol





Guess you had to be here just now to get that :)

[bloodrayne]

We live in the 'last house on the left'...But, if you come down the street the other way...We live in the first house on the right...Which isn't nearly as cool...

[Angra]

My zipper in my pants has just broken off. AND I´VE STILL GOT ONE HOUR LEFT AT WORK!!!:eek: :eek:

*PANIC*

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Angra
My zipper in my pants has just broken off. AND I´VE STILL GOT ONE HOUR LEFT AT WORK!!!:eek: :eek:

*PANIC* :eek: Where do you work?...Do you have access to safety pins or a travel sewing kit?...Hope you're wearing a long shirt...

[Angra]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
:eek: Where do you work?...Do you have access to safety pins or a travel sewing kit?...Hope you're wearing a long shirt...

I WORK IN A BOOK SHOP!!:eek:


I would have to use 10 safety pins then. Would look even more ridiculus than just a big opening.:rolleyes:

But yes, luckily for me i´m wearing a long shirt. Better close it.:cool:

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Angra
But yes, luckily for me i´m wearing a long shirt. Better close it.:cool: Yeah...And if you get some chicks in there in short skirts bending over...DON'T LOOK :eek:

[Angra]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Yeah...And if you get some chicks in there in short skirts bending over...DON'T LOOK :eek:


LOL

Yeah, good suggestion.:p

[bloodrayne]

Me: *bites Dustin's scalp*
Dustin: Did you just bite my hair?
Me: Uhh...No?
Dustin: What was the point?
Me: An incisor


lol



I think we may be getting slap happy...Probably need to sleep sometime soon :D

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Angra
My zipper in my pants has just broken off. AND I´VE STILL GOT ONE HOUR LEFT AT WORK!!!:eek: :eek:


Originally posted by Angra
I WORK IN A BOOK SHOP!!:eek:



Of course this brings up the questions...What section are you in and how did the zipper break?

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Of course this brings up the questions...What section are you in and how did the zipper break? HAHA...Awesome....How in the HEll did I miss that one?!

[Angra]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Of course this brings up the questions...What section are you in and how did the zipper break?


HRMF!!!:mad:

I don´t know what kind of sleazy book shops you´ve got in YOUR part of the world, but we don´t have any of that filth here, i can assure you.

It all happened in the bathroom. ;)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Angra
It all happened in the bathroom. ;) Ewwwww :p

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Of course this brings up the questions...What section are you in and how did the zipper break?

Haha, Nice!

[bloodrayne]

Homolid-nids.....It just came up


Guess you had to be here for THAT one, too :D