dumped :(

[HappyCamper]

well I'm single again, my girlfriend of 2 years just dumped me. :(

by email I might add. I think I'll go get drunk and find me a sexy girl

[ItsAlive75]

Hopefully you'll find solace here (http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15707)

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by HappyCamper
well I'm single again, my girlfriend of 2 years just dumped me. :(

by email I might add. I think I'll go get drunk and find me a sexy girl Wow dude that fucking sucks here is a thing that might cheer u up



"Give's him beer with choclate milk mixed in it" Hope u feel better soon. :)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno

"Give's him beer with choclate milk mixed in it" Hope u feel better soon. :)

Yes..... yeeeeesssss....

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Yes..... yeeeeesssss.... U drunk yet????

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
U drunk yet????

Drunk on life, my friend.

Drunk on life.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Drunk on life, my friend.

Drunk on life. Sweet,that is good to hear





Well im going to hit the sack ill be on here tommorrow

[Preacher]

She dumped you via e-mail!!!!???? After two years!!!!!????

Thats the shittitest thing i've heard in ages. She didn't even have the nerve to speak to you in person?

That sucks.

Chin up mate. You just need to re-bait your hook and cast off again.


Latas

[Vodstok]

Something i learned:

If they wont dump you in person, they werent that good to begin with.


And this is coming from a guy who was dumped by every girlfreind over the phone.

[HappyCamper]

Well, she lives in Sarasota and I'm in Orlando, so if she wanted to dump me in person, she would have had to drive up here. I'm going to have to get my PS2 and my other DVD player back from her.

Last night I was feeling kinda ok with the fact that she dumped me, but now it fucking sucks. *sigh* probably for the better, I'm too fucked up in the head right now to be good for anyone anyway. She deserves better.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by HappyCamper
Well, she lives in Sarasota and I'm in Orlando, so if she wanted to dump me in person, she would have had to drive up here. I'm going to have to get my PS2 and my other DVD player back from her.

Last night I was feeling kinda ok with the fact that she dumped me, but now it fucking sucks. *sigh* probably for the better, I'm too fucked up in the head right now to be good for anyone anyway. She deserves better. Thats cool that you seem more or less okay with her, but dont be too hard on yourself.


The last time i got dumped, i spent 7 years single. Part of it was i was fucked up over the whole thing, the other was i didnt have any confidence at the time.

I tried to be noble and not hate any of my exs, because so many people hate someone who is basically decent simply because they got dumped. Finally, i met the woman that i am now married to and realised i didnt have to put up with the shit that i did before, and i am now free to hate my ex girlfreinds (well, all but one) with righteous impunity, because they were awful people :)

[The Mothman]

heres a good place to meet new poeple:p :p :p
Dwarf Dating (http://littlepeoplemeet.com)

[urgeok]

i'm sure there are some great prison women dating sites if you want to meet people even more fucked up than yourself..

[Vodstok]

Hey, get a mail order bride....

http://www.goodwife.com/

[Vodstok]

Got one for ya already:
http://aprettywoman.com/d.cgi/1393C4932971012.25.1.1621117201751


Poor girl needs to come to america so she can get her vodka filled tits switched out for some good ol' american silicone.

[urgeok]

..

[Haunted]

Urge, that was not nice. I know, you're just trying to get HC to laugh.

I'm sorry HC. If she dumped by email, she's too much of a coward to be upfront, to hell with her.

We still love you. If you need to talk, PM me. We can share "war" stories.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
Urge, that was not nice. I know, you're just trying to get HB to laugh.

I'm sorry HB. If she dumped by email, she's too much of a coward to be upfront, to hell with her.

We still love you. If you need to talk, PM me. We can share "war" stories.


who's HB ??

[Vodstok]

I think she meant HC

You insesntitive prick :D

[Haunted]

Yeah...um...oops.

[Vodstok]

Tsk Tsk... Shame on you Haunted.... Getting a letter wrong...:D

[newb]

Just remember unhappycamper




"There will be another one"

"At least it was a very interesting experience"

"She will be sorry"

"She wasn't worth it anyway"

"There are plenty more fish in the sea"

"Love hurts"

"One lost, ten found"

"It is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all"

"All is fair in love and war"



Broke out "THE OLE BOOK OF CLICHE'S" for ya.

[Vodstok]

Remember, it is better to have loved and lost than to have paid for it and gotten the clap.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Tsk Tsk... Shame on you Haunted.... Getting a letter wrong...:D

i think she thought it was someone else ..

[Nyder]

Hey, I have an idea, but it's not a very good one....

If you can wait, technology can be a great thing. ;)

http://www.vce.com/6thDay/images/VG0901sm.jpg

http://www.vce.com/6thDay/images/VG1201sm.jpg

[barbra]

now we know what nyder is really saving himself for.. Your chick seems to have issues herself HC. She could have CALLED at least. An email.... sheesh. You should leave a dead fish some place in her home. Like behind the dryer.

[Vodstok]

Or better still, IN the dryer. Turn it on high for the longest setting.

[ItsAlive75]

Fish in the sock/underwear drawer, classic revenge move

[urgeok]

we assume the dumpee didnt deserve to get the email method.

we dont know shit.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by urgeok
we assume the dumpee didnt deserve to get the email method.

we dont know shit.

Ooooooh.... good point.

A possible tables-have-turned move right there.

[Vodstok]

Speak for yourself urge....

Im an American, and as such, i reserve the right to judge people off-handedly and with great bias without proof or any knowledge of the situation and/or person. :p

[barbra]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Fish in the sock/underwear drawer, classic revenge move too easy to find, you got to make sure its as much work to get as it was to find.. thats half the fun.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by barbra
too easy to find, you got to make sure its as much work to get as it was to find.. thats half the fun.

Aight, good call. Although a drawer full of fishy undies would be bad no matter when you found it.

Awesome avatar by the way.:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Speak for yourself urge....

Im an American, and as such, i reserve the right to judge people off-handedly and with great bias without proof or any knowledge of the situation and/or person. :p

thats cause you're crazy.

all you americans are war mongering crazy sons of bitches !!!

[barbra]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Aight, good call. Although a drawer full of fishy undies would be bad no matter when you found it.

Awesome avatar by the way.:D maybe her underwear is already fishy... j/j

thanks, it was spur of the moment. I was watching futurerama last night and fry said "I feel like I mauled by jesus" it made me giggle so much I was inspired.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by urgeok
thats cause you're crazy.

all you americans are war mongering crazy sons of bitches !!!

Take that back or I'll KILL you aand then take your possessions!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Take that back or I'll KILL you aand then take your possessions!


look, i dont have any oil, i swear !!!
and my gas tank is under 1/4 !!!!

[barbra]

Originally posted by urgeok
thats cause you're crazy.

all you americans are war mongering crazy sons of bitches !!! you can't say "all" thats not fair. Its like asuming that all canadians play hockey or all english men have bad teeth, or all irish are drunken cops. I would agree if you said ignorant though. Sometimes I wonder why people bother voting for the president if they arent even going to vote for local legislation. But you know... thats a topic for another time, and most likely another forum.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by urgeok

and my gas tank is under 1/4 !!!!

Actually, so is mine. I put 20 bucks in it last night when I was on E and it only put me up to 1/4...

We need some sort of chocolate fuled car or something.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by barbra
Sometimes I wonder why people bother voting for the president if they arent even going to vote for local legislation. But you know... thats a topic for another time, and most likely another forum.

Save it for C-Span, hippie.:p

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Actually, so is mine. I put 20 bucks in it last night when I was on E and it only put me up to 1/4...

We need some sort of chocolate fuled car or something. Jesus christ, how much do you pay for gas?

And on that note, what the hell do you drive?


The price around here dropped to 1.99-2.01 a gallon.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Jesus christ, how much do you pay for gas?

And on that note, what the hell do you drive?

The price around here dropped to 1.99-2.01 a gallon.

It's about 2.20 around here (I'm in Chicago right now), but I also drive a Ford F150, which loves to guzzle gas.

[barbra]

yeah, its 1.98 here for regular you know.. I don't understand big cars they are such a waste. Hummers get 8(!!!!!) miles to the galon... 8! thats fucking wasteful

and Im not THAT much of a hippie, I just care. I would like to see peace and the legalization of pot before I die. Then maybe I might breed. Until then recognize the president for the puppet that he is and lets try to get some of these republicans off the bench out of the house and on the street.

[barbra]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I also drive a Ford F150, which loves to guzzle gas. ass

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by barbra
yeah, its 1.98 here for regular you know.. I don't understand big cars they are such a waste. Hummers get 8(!!!!!) miles to the galon... 8! thats fucking wasteful


I can't help it, I'm an Iowa boy. I NEED a truck.

[barbra]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I can't help it, I'm an Iowa boy. I NEED a truck. I live in FUCKING ALABAMA! Im surrounded bu sod feilds and dirt roads, I still have enough sense to buy a standard 4 cylinder manual transmission, fuil effecent car! geez!

I dont care really, but big cars are a waste. Im really tired of seeing them, and getting rearendend by them. The last wreck I was in, I had JUST bought a brand new (motherfucking!!) car, it was my baby, only had it two weeks, when I was driving from one job to the next on this road that at 3 in the afternoon is always backed up. Anyhow I was between a suv and this big ass jacked up dodge truck. The truck behind me wasn't paying any attention, was probably drunk, he rearended me at a little over 40 miles an hour, I was at a dead stop and so was the suv. My car was turned into an accordian and my face was sent through the windsheild. THANK GOD no one was hurt. I just had a sore neck and glass in my scalp, the lady infront of me was fine. At least his insurance bought me a new car, even though I hate this american made p.o.s. I still have yet to clean it.. Im a silly ass

[barbra]

*

[barbra]

weird...

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by barbra
I live in FUCKING ALABAMA! Im surrounded bu sod feilds and dirt roads, I still have enough sense to buy a standard 4 cylinder manual transmission, fuil effecent car! geez!

I dont care really, but big cars are a waste. Im really tired of seeing them, and getting rearendend by them. The last wreck I was in, I had JUST bought a brand new (motherfucking!!) car, it was my baby, only had it two weeks, when I was driving from one job to the next on this road that at 3 in the afternoon is always backed up. Anyhow I was between a suv and this big ass jacked up dodge truck. The truck behind me wasn't paying any attention, was probably drunk, he rearended me at a little over 40 miles an hour, I was at a dead stop and so was the suv. My car was turned into an accordian and my face was sent through the windsheild. THANK GOD no one was hurt. I just had a sore neck and glass in my scalp, the lady infront of me was fine. At least his insurance bought me a new car, even though I hate this american made p.o.s. I still have yet to clean it.. Im a silly ass

Well I also need it to move shit around, I live in a new place practically every year so I need something to shuttle my crap.

Yeah, they are kind of useless gas-wise, I'll admit. But not every guy who drives a truck is a drunk tard. Just most of em. I'm a good boy, I drive 5 over the speed limit all the time and check my blind spots.

So you'll never get rear-ended by ME!:D

[Vodstok]

I can relate. i had a nice beautiful silver jetta gl sports edition with the works... heated leather seats, digital everything, v6 engine, 17" wheels with nice rims, sun roof...


Wrapped the fucking thing around a moose almost a year after i bought it... now i drive a silver 99 sentra....

[barbra]

there are a lot of sod farms here, and most of the farms also have golf courses, anyways that makes for some pretty rich children. This chick I was friends with in highschool got a brand new cherry red corvette for her birthday. Three months later she is speeding (always was speeding and you would too) down a curvy road at night when BAM! she hits a deer, a buck at that. That badboy went through her windsheild and out the back but not before hitting her across her face with its hindside. broker her right cheek bone, almost ripped out her jaw, broke four of her ribs and destroyed the car. I saw the car afterwards and it had hair imbedded in the paint. She still doesn't look the same. She isn't scared of driving either, she got a four runner for her 17th.

[Gren the cake]

me so solly

anyay. shes a shithead for doing it throug email.

and i might add. i fuckin hate these big ass trucks/SUVs people drive. the main offenders are trucks thuogh. i especially love bitches in trucks that have those 'silly boys, trucks are for girls!' and the like. then again, i guess they need a place to put their 10 lbs of make up.

and ill say the same about sports cars. who gives a shit how 'powerful' ur vehicle is when u only get 15mpg. what the fuck is power with no efficiency? go for a 4-6 cylinder, TURBO charge if u want power, morons.

<~paying $2.50 a gallon.. lol. every week i pump in $37. in less than a month ive driven about 1100 miles.....

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Gren the cake

and i might add. i fuckin hate these big ass trucks/SUVs people drive. the main offenders are trucks thuogh.


What the fuck is with everybody hating trucks?!?!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
What the fuck is with everybody hating trucks?!?!

i love pickup trucks (has to be an 8 foot box though)

i HATE SUVs ... most of the people who drive them are arrogant assholes.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by urgeok
i love pickup trucks (has to be an 8 foot box though)

i HATE SUVs ... most of the people who drive them are arrogant assholes.

Yeah... my last car was a Ford Explorer...

:eek:

[ItsAlive75]

OK look, it really doesn't matter.

My dad drives a Z3 and he's an asshole. My friend drives a Dodge RAM 2500 and HE'S an asshole.

There's a lot of shitty people who drive a lot of different cars.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
What the fuck is with everybody hating trucks?!?! I like trucks....I drive my Grandpa's big ass Silverado around the country when I visit, haha....I am so cute in a big ol' truck

Myself, I have a 1996 Chevy Corsica:D

[ItsAlive75]

Actually I'm just trying to defend my purchase of a truck right now...

If there's folks out there who hate us truckers, you go right on ahead.

Just remember what happened to those kids in JoyRide...:mad:

[barbra]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
OK look, it really doesn't matter.

My dad drives a Z3 and he's an asshole. My friend drives a Dodge RAM 2500 and HE'S an asshole.

There's a lot of shitty people who drive a lot of different cars. you're all assholes for burning that much fuel. but Im a 'hippie'.. Honestly I prefer frugal.