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Vodstok
05-22-2005, 06:44 PM
In case some of you people are feeling generous, i figured i would post our baby registry here, because we know mostly cheapskates in our families...


http://www.walmart.com/cservice/ca_giftregistry_detail.gsp?registry_id=26771125516

urgeok
05-23-2005, 04:34 AM
didnt you say you found a $90,000 a year job ?

how about you send me something ??

:D

Haunted
05-23-2005, 08:51 AM
Wait a minute....!! You're having a baby? Congratulations. I may not have the money for a gift but I could do all kinds of different blessing rituals and maybe send you something like a faery or a dragon as a charm for the little stranger. I don't know. Let me know what I can do.

I also have another friend who's pregnant, so I could be up to me eyeballs in baby goodies. However, there's nothing I love better than to be a faery godmother, so sock it to me.

Vodstok
05-24-2005, 06:33 AM
Whoops. I assumed everyone knew :D


Thanks haunted :)


Hey, a good spell is worth more than money, dont you think?

urgeok
05-24-2005, 06:36 AM
is there a nerd avoidance spell ?

one that causes pocket protectors to constantly fall off of the shirt ? :D

Vodstok
05-24-2005, 06:39 AM
:P bastard.

I want my kids to be nerds, just like me. Why should they have it easy? :D

urgeok
05-24-2005, 06:45 AM
some kids LIKE getting laid before they graduate :D

Vodstok
05-24-2005, 06:48 AM
No way... I dont believe you. :p

meetthecreeper
05-24-2005, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
is there a nerd avoidance spell ?

one that causes pocket protectors to constantly fall off of the shirt ? :D

You really cant take us witches seriously can you? :p

Thats OK when it wilts and falls off dont look my way.

meetthecreeper
05-24-2005, 08:47 AM
Vod, thats kind of a short list, you guys registered anywhere else??

ANd when is the baby coming??

Vodstok
05-24-2005, 08:55 AM
We are just looking fo rthe basics, nothing too fancy. And no, Walmart is the only place.

My wife and i are "very practical", which translates roughly into "Quite cheap" :D

Haunted
05-24-2005, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by meetthecreeper
You really cant take us witches seriously can you? :p

Thats OK when it wilts and falls off dont look my way.


LMAO. That would be the worst spell to put on Urge...the impotency spell. Nasty.

Vodstok
05-24-2005, 09:20 AM
Haha... The way you guys are syaing that it's like you have a book called "Witch spells for Dummies" :)

"Go to page 412, its the impotency spell."

"Well what do you know.... There actually is a spell that uses newt eyes...."


:D

urgeok
05-24-2005, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
LMAO. That would be the worst spell to put on Urge...the impotency spell. Nasty.


too late, i already cast that spell myself when i thrust my wand into my wife's .....

well, nevermind ...


lets just say that although having a kid is the greatest joy there is - it is also a very potent impotency spell as well :D

Vodstok
05-24-2005, 09:27 AM
Well.. pregnancy of one's mate isnt a very good impotency spell... Things start to swell on her... things start to swell on me... next thing you know the dog is looking at us funny...

urgeok
05-24-2005, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Well.. pregnancy of one's mate isnt a very good impotency spell... Things start to swell on her... things start to swell on me... next thing you know the dog is looking at us funny...


dont tell me the dog is gonna swell next ?

Vodstok
05-24-2005, 09:30 AM
I hope not. She is a girl and we arent into that kind of thing.

urgeok
05-24-2005, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
I hope not. She is a girl and we arent into that kind of thing.


suuuuuure ...
just wait until that 6 - 8 weeks of abstinance after the baby comes ..

Vodstok
05-24-2005, 09:46 AM
Bah... Never....

As long as there is a google image search and the word "Boobies" still exists, i will never get that desperate.

urgeok
05-24-2005, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Bah... Never....

As long as there is a google image search and the word "Boobies" still exists, i will never get that desperate.

well that completely changes what i'm going to get you as a baby present ... something for your computer screen ...

Vodstok
05-24-2005, 11:26 AM
I was just kidding about the google thing.

Bree wont make me go without. I got a good woman.

Unless i continue to make cracks about searching the internet for porn. In which case "getting ass" will instead be "Kissing ass".

newb
05-24-2005, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
:P bastard.

I want my kids to be nerds, just like me. Why should they have it easy? :D

http://opunkeadescochada.weblogger.terra.com.br/img/baby.jpg

urgeok
05-24-2005, 12:24 PM
baby vod,

coding his first program ..

Marroe
05-24-2005, 01:23 PM
If I can pull it off I'd like to get you and bloodrayne(she really pregnant, right?) these awesome engravable baby books I get everyone. No promises cuz I am poor, but WILL try.

Babies are so much fun to shop for!:D