oklahomians! arrest yourself now!~

[Gren the cake]

The University of Oklahoma Police Department's presents the..

badadadada........... Citizen's Self-Arrest Form!!

http://www.ou.edu/oupd/selfarr2.htm

*star wipe*

[ENTITY2000]

this is about funny! like someone will actually do some
shit like that.:)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

If you do not have a photo, but do possess some artistic skill, do a rough sketch of your appearance on a separate sheet of paper.

(Do NOT sketch yourself wearing dark glasses; do not add a beard or mustache if you do not
normally have one.)


Funny stuff.

[Gren the cake]

i want to print it out, fill it out,a nd mail it to my local department

but i havent committed any crimes lately???

i thought i did for a sec except it turns out its not a crime to remove the tags from pillows or mattresses once u buy the damn thing...

[Gren the cake]

i just filled it out, my crime was .. fuck i i cant remember

i clicked 'arrest myself now'

anyway.. i dunno where it sent??? i put my addy as 123 horror dot com, and my phone number as my regular number but with all the #s switched up

:/

[barbra]

thats probably a page set up for people with warants so they don't have to meet a bail bond man at the police station to clear it up and be appointed a court date

[ShankS]

it's funny when you see 'citizens arrests' in films.

[HappyCamper]

So wait a minute, the cops in Oklahoma, want us to arrest ourselves if we violate the law?! rotflmmfao regains his composure... aw damn it! I'm wanted for sending explosives through the mail, guess I better arrest myself.

Matt, yes I say to myself you have the right to remain silent, do you understand this right as I have read it to you? Yes, I do understand this right that myself has read to myself, and myself chooses to SHUT THE HELL UP!

[Vodstok]

Ummm... It was a joke site, mr Hawking...

[HappyCamper]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Ummm... It was a joke site, mr Hawking...


I know, I was just being stupid

[barbra]

I didn't even look at it, but I thought it was a neat idea for those people who do forget they have a ticket and end up with warants.

[Angelakillsluts]

I'll never take me alive! /runs

[urgeok]

stop or i'll shoot ..... uhmmm .... myself ...

[Angelakillsluts]

now I'm evading arrest. :( Urge, the bad jokes could go on forever... :p

[urgeok]

sure they can .. and i'm not stopping ...





'where was i on the night of July 15 between 11:pm and 2am?"
"i dunno, i forget'
'no i don't'

"look me, dont make it tough on myself'

" i ain't talkin'"

[HappyCamper]

"Look me, me knows me was there"

"Me, turn me in"

"Book me"

"How does me plead? Me pleads innocent"

[Gren the cake]

bad boys!! bad boys!! what am ... i gona do.. when.. I.. come for.. ME!elveoneone...one!

[HappyCamper]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
bad boys!! bad boys!! what am ... i gona do.. when.. I.. come for.. ME!elveoneone...one!


Hi I'm John Walsh and this is America's Most Wanted, on today's show the #1 Fugitive in America is...

HOLY SHIT! It's ME!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
bad boys!! bad boys!! what am ... i gona do.. when.. I.. come for.. ME!elveoneone...one! What en teh FUCK?????????.............gren your funny but also crazy at the same time :)

[Gren the cake]

its the cops theme song u ox!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
its the cops theme song u ox! ............LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D no its not its the gren version!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
............LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D no its not its the gren version!!!!!!!!!!!:D

That's like... a billion exclamation points.