Where is the wildest place ........

[urgeok]

.........you bumped uglies.



as promised ... i thought this would make an interesting thread.
At least to me :)

i want to see Taylorsmommy's participation in this one ! :D

[bloodrayne]

Umm...I don't know about 'wildest'...Let's see...


The woods at night in the rain...
The middle of a backroad (It started as a reference to the line from the song..."Why don't we do it...in the road...")
A creek
Cemetery
High School auditorium stage
Hospital bathroom
County Fairgrounds (in a field, after the fair closed for the night)
Car and Truck (who hasn't, right?)
Abandoned, falling-down house in the woods
Church parking lot (My friend's wedding, it was dark out, no one around ;))


That was all a really long time ago though...

No place really 'wild'...

[urgeok]

well, we can interchange wild and risky.

the hot tub at the club was risky

the front steps of a house on main street was risky (when ya gotta go ya gotta go

back yard of a gf's house - right under her moms window

on the way to highschool in a small wooded area behind the glass company park with like 2 trees

friends sauna

back porch ...

lots of places ..more risky than wild for sure..

[Vodstok]

Hmmm... In a high traffic dorm room with a sheet used as a curtain being the only thing separating our naked asses from the rest of the building.


In same 3rd floor dorm room, getting "oral pleasure" in front of the window, basically counting on no one looking up.

[kung-fu-jesus]

high school( to many places to count or mention)
car
church
airplane(bathroom)
air port( bathroom and in some lugage area)
public
at a high school basket ball game
at a group get together( with her parents and mine down stairs)
at my mothers wedding
elevator
janitors closet
abandond house
woods
beach
football field( 50 yard line and both endzones, also during a game under the bleechers)
during coed gym( girls locker room)
school pool
empty classroom
empty office
resteraunt( getting head under the table)


there are more but that is all that i can remember at this time, ill post more.

[ItsAlive75]

The back of my Explorer in front of her house

My friend's brother's bed

[ShankS]

the Astralian Outback is pretty wild.

[Gren the cake]

in the ear

[Gren the cake]

LOLOL!!!

the gurgling was a bit EARIE u cuold say?

[jay o2 waster]

golf cart

[Haunted]

My bedroom.....:D


Had to, folks.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
My bedroom.....:D


Had to, folks.

it wouldnt be so weird without the big black cauldren in the corner :D

[ShankS]

at the morgue on delivery day.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
at the morgue on delivery day.

felt like having a stiff one ?



(i'm sorry, thats like the 10th time i've used that line)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by urgeok
felt like having a stiff one ?



(i'm sorry, thats like the 10th time i've used that line)

stiffness aint the problem, it's when the teeth start falling out and get stuck under the foreskin.

[Haunted]

Originally posted by urgeok
it wouldnt be so weird without the big black cauldren in the corner :D

Or Sophie, my Schnauzer puppy, biting your bare ass.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
Or Sophie, my Schnauzer puppy, biting your bare ass.

ahhh a fellow ass biter !!!


thats 2 in the club :D

(maybe 3 - i think Zwoti is a closet ass biter too)

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by hellboy
LMAO!!!!!

Did he at least use LOBE? (lube):p :p
LOL

.... damn. got nothin. wel im gona go to class soon, im sure during those 3 hours ill have figuredo ut something. LOL

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
.........you bumped uglies

http://www.blogography.com/photos4/ORLhulk.jpg

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
http://www.blogography.com/photos4/ORLhulk.jpg


hahahahahahahaha

[newb]

http://www.floridathrills.net/sig.jpg

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb



yeah, but they told you to kiss their ass :D

[zwoti]

Originally posted by urgeok
ahhh a fellow ass biter !!!


thats 2 in the club :D

(maybe 3 - i think Zwoti is a closet ass biter too)

i would like to state for the record that i have NEVER bitten the behind of any piece of furniture

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by kung-fu-jesus

airplane(bathroom)
football field during a game under the bleechers
during coed gym( girls locker room)
resteraunt( getting head under the table)


:rolleyes:
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[newb]

Originally posted by newb
http://www.blogography.com/photos4/ORLhulk.jpg

I hate when that happens.:mad:

[ShankS]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
:rolleyes:
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yeah lol

[meetthecreeper]

Cemetary

Moms living room floor when she is upstairs sleeping, sorry mom no disrespect intended

Jeep roll bar-figure it out

Barn

Horse pasture-horses noses are cold:eek:

golf course 19th hole :D

police dept parking lot-she was a dispatcher

front porch of her house, watching the parents thru the window watching tv

Under the eave a church roof-sorry aint Christian

RV

in the woods, in the snow-BBBRRRRR

empty stairwell John Hancock building-ha I said hancock

on top of railroad box car in a railyard

driving down the interstate

her bedroom with parents in the next room

my bedroom with whole family downstairs- THanksgiving

my uncles bed-hey I was letting the dogs out

back of my bike at Bike week Daytona-1993

the list could go on

[urgeok]

i had the rare luxury (for 1977) of having a girlfriend who lived close to me - so on the way to highschool she would walk to my place and wait for me to get ready.

i was the only kid i knew getting lucky in the morning before school ... while my parents were upstairs having toast and listening to the weather.

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by urgeok
i had the rare luxury (for 1977) of having a girlfriend who lived close to me - so on the way to highschool she would walk to my place and wait for me to get ready.

i was the only kid i knew getting lucky in the morning before school ... while my parents were upstairs having toast and listening to the weather.

I used to pick my girl up and drive her to school, her parents left early so you know....

Her mom worked right around the corner and came home cos' she forgot something.

Imagine the the look on her face when she sees me going down on her daughter on the kitchen table.

Kind of hard to say anything with diginity when your face looks like a glazed donut.;)

[urgeok]

the only way out is to offer mom a seat on the table - and to take a number...

[Vodstok]

I had a girlfreind in high school who's mother was terrified to let her go anywhere with me....

See, when she was 15, she had a boyfreind (same age), and her mom walked in on her triding him like a horse. As she explained, she couldnt really pretend they were just making out or she was "coaxed" when she was perpendicular to him, bouncing like she was on a trampoline.


Her mother got in the way of a lot....

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by urgeok
the only way out is to offer mom a seat on the table - and to take a number...

Good idea but she wasnt exactly a MILF. Now her 3 other sisters, thats another story.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Good idea but she wasnt exactly a MILF. Now her 3 other sisters, thats another story.

imagine if you had all of them on the table ... it would be like a human harmonica !

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by urgeok
imagine if you had all of them on the table ... it would be like a human harmonica !

ROTFLMAO

[urgeok]

Originally posted by hellboy
Better than playing the flute. HA HA HA.

i guess if you wanted to maintain the comparrison - you'd be talking about a pan flute

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by urgeok
.........you bumped uglies.



as promised ... i thought this would make an interesting thread.
At least to me :)

i want to see Taylorsmommy's participation in this one ! :D

I'll never tell:D

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by hellboy
COME ON!!!!! I wanna know.:(

Nope:D

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by hellboy
Please, please, please, please. I'll do whatever you want.:D

Nein:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by taylorsmommy
Nein:D

thats ok. you can just PM it to me :)

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by urgeok
thats ok. you can just PM it to me :)

Nope - no one will ever know!:)

[IDrinkYourBlood]

The most wild as me and my girlfriend ever got busy was in the bear pit at the zoo, we were gonna go for the shark tank but its not good for you to do it in the water. :D
But really the most weird place we did it was at the mall in this bridge thing that connects one mall to another, we were just prying for no one to come by, and no one ever did. hehehe.

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by hellboy
What's with all the secrecy? I'm sure its no weirder than mine. Or is it?;)

A woman's got to have some secrets!:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by taylorsmommy
A woman's got to have some secrets!:D

ok ... so dont tell us what colour the 6" high heels were that you were wearing at the time ! :D

[Steve_Hutchison]

Some of the places that come to mind : Hilton hotel stairway in Quebec, Cemetary, At the theater, McDonalds.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

cemetary is te most clechaid place ever.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
cemetary is te most clechaid place ever.

was that your own special way of saying cliched ?
(and it took me a bit to figure it out)

[Steve_Hutchison]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
cemetary is te most clechaid place ever.
well when you're both young and living at your parents, there's the woods and there's cemetaries.

[barbra]

whats that line from return of the living dead when the naked goth/punk chick takes off her clothes and starts rubbing up on the dude with the car?..