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ChEEbA
05-18-2005, 07:17 AM
So, I figure this thread will be business as usual for the current standard of the forum.
Just wanted to share something with y'all.

I got this ad in my yahoo mail.
Anyone else get this ad?

I dunno what it is, but somethin' about this guys face just aint right...it's like random bits n peices have been stuck onto an freakin' 50's action figure head...This person has a very strange head, I don't find it repulsive, or ugly...I just don't understand it.
What an unusual fellow...I think he's an alien - Don't think I'm not onto you, Vonage-boy...:mad:

So, guys, you call it.
...What's the deal???

urgeok
05-18-2005, 07:19 AM
big weird jaw ... like that actor that had that giant weird jaw .. just not as big

Vodstok
05-18-2005, 07:22 AM
kinda looks like someone attacked Jude Law with a hammer.

ChEEbA
05-18-2005, 07:26 AM
When I just looked at it again, I started to think that it looks like the facial features have been superimposed on a "much too big" head.
Anyone with me on this?:confused:

Haha, and he's doing the "peoples eyebrow"...:D

Vodstok
05-18-2005, 07:29 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
When I just looked at it again, I started to think that it looks like the facial features have been superimposed on a "much too big" head.
Anyone with me on this?:confused:

Haha, and he's doing the "peoples eyebrow"...:D After seeing the movie "Freaks", i am willing to bet he is a real person. A real WEIRD-looking person.

I think he got his jaw from the Tick....

Vodstok
05-18-2005, 07:32 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
After seeing the movie "Freaks", i am willing to bet he is a real person. A real WEIRD-looking person.

I think he got his jaw from the Tick.... or this guy:

http://www.stairwell.com/doc/images/zdar.jpg


yes folks, that is real. "actor" robert z'dar....

urgeok
05-18-2005, 07:38 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
or this guy:

http://www.stairwell.com/doc/images/zdar.jpg


yes folks, that is real. "actor" robert z'dar....


thats the guy i was talking about

Vodstok
05-18-2005, 07:43 AM
He shoots... He Scores!


I really do kick ass, dont i?


Oddly enough, i was able to find that because i remembered him being in a movie with Joe Esteves. MST3K definately exposes you to some "unique" features....

urgeok
05-18-2005, 07:49 AM
he was in a mainstream movie that i cant remember - as well as this complete crapper - something about a lambada club...

Vodstok
05-18-2005, 07:59 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
he was in a mainstream movie that i cant remember - as well as this complete crapper - something about a lambada club... Judging by the list of his "accomplishments" on IMDB, the only thing "mainstream" he has been in was Tango and Cash....


the rest of his carreer looks like shit you would find in the 1 dollar dvd bin at walmart...

urgeok
05-18-2005, 08:06 AM
maniac cop was the one i was thinking of ..

(mainstream for this place)

tom-tom
05-19-2005, 04:46 AM
Perhaps he had a stroke. One side of his face appears slanted

newb
05-19-2005, 05:21 AM
He looks like a combination of Brandon Lee and Robert Zdar

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/BL.jpg

newb
05-19-2005, 05:27 AM
I came across this pic while I was looking for R.Zdar.Talk about your daily double.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/ZDarBerryman.jpg

urgeok
05-19-2005, 05:37 AM
Originally posted by newb
I came across this pic while I was looking for R.Zdar.Talk about your daily double.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/ZDarBerryman.jpg


hi, we're actors ....because we look weird.

Vodstok
05-19-2005, 05:44 AM
Originally posted by newb

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/ZDarBerryman.jpg Wonder-twin powers, Activate!

urgeok
05-19-2005, 05:47 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Wonder-twin powers, Activate!


jabber jaw and chrome dome

Vodstok
05-19-2005, 05:51 AM
Robert Z'Dar: Form of, A Brick!


Michael Berryman: Form of, A weird headed guy! Wait...

urgeok
05-19-2005, 05:54 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok


Michael Berryman: Form of, A weird headed guy! Wait...

more like a dinosaur egg with eyes

urgeok
05-19-2005, 06:04 AM
Rondo Hatton
Only child, born to Stewart and Emily Hatton in Hagerstown, Maryland. Family moved to Tampa, Florida, in 1912, when he was a highschool senior and his father joined a family-owned business there. He was apparently popular and a good athlete, especially in football. After leaving highschool, he joined the Florida National Guard to pursue a military career, fought in the Mexican Border War and then in France in World War I. Here, he was exposed to poison gas, was hospitalized with lung injury and was subsequently medically discharged from service and consigned to a pension. Returning to Tampa, he took employment as a reporter for the Tampa Tribune where he worked until 1936, when he moved to Hollywood. At some point after his exposure to the poison gas, he also developed acromegaly, a slowly progressive deforming of bones in the head, hands and feet, and internal and external soft tissues, caused by disease of the pituitary gland which onsets after the individual has reached his full genetic height (under normal pituitary influence) and production of growth hormone resumes but the bone structure can no longer produce symmetric growth (as in giantism). According to all authors, his acromegaly was a result of the poison gas, though typically it is caused by a tumor on the pituitary. In any event, his worsening disfigurement is thought to have led to his first divorce, and certainly was responsible for his being noticed by director Henry King, who was shooting a movie, Hell's Harbor, near Tampa. Reporter Hatton was covering the filming, and King offered him a role. Hatton remained a reporter however until after his second marriage in 1934; in 1936, he and his new, more faithful wife moved to Hollywood. Thereafter, Hatton appears to have subsisted primarily on bit or extra roles, with an occasional role substantial enough to earn him cast acknowledgment, until being cast for the role of the "Hoxton Creeper" in Universal's Pearl of Death in 1944. Universal thereafter attempted to promote Hatton to horror film stardom because of his acromegalic appearance, including a burgeoning series about a spine-breaking maniac called "The Creeper". However, around Christmas, 1945, he had a mild heart attack (heart weakness, along with diabetes and blindness being common complications of acromegaly) and, seemingly recovered, a fatal one just over a month later. He was returned to Tampa for burial. In 1988, filmmaker Fred Olen Ray extensively researched Hatton's life, producing the sensitive article "Rondo Hatton: Monster Man" (referenced below).

Vodstok
05-19-2005, 06:25 AM
Jesus....

"Actors who dont need prosthetics, on the next Maury"

ShankS
05-19-2005, 06:59 AM
Originally posted by newb
I came across this pic while I was looking for R.Zdar.Talk about your daily double.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/ZDarBerryman.jpg

wtf is up with his jaw ??

ItsAlive75
05-19-2005, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
wtf is up with his jaw ??

Three boating accidents in the same day

ShankS
05-19-2005, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Three boating accidents in the same day

I'm on about the guy on the left.

ChEEbA
05-19-2005, 09:55 AM
It looks like he replaced his skull with some kind of lantern:confused:
A head like that don't even need a body, just stick a pair of wings on the ears, and he'd look just right.

urgeok
05-19-2005, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
It looks like he replaced his skull with some kind of lantern:confused:
A head like that don't even need a body, just stick a pair of wings on the ears, and he'd look just right.

hehehehehehehehehehehe

i think thats one of the 1st things that ever made me chuckle out loud ..

that and the vodwok ... 2 in one day !

ChEEbA
05-19-2005, 10:27 AM
Guess someone will have to throw something together then?