Im so lame, help me out

[barbra]

Im so lame Im letting the internet people of horror decide my fate. Im out of new bab5.. now I could go across town and get two more tapes, OR I could stay here and be bored. Keep in mind, Im a little drunk. Oh yeah and I don't have a license/regestration/insurance. I kinda want to go, and I kinda don't. I would like more bab5 but I kinda want to go to bed. its a conundrum.

[barbra]

eh, screw it, Im gonna go. It would be cool if we could delete the threads we started, or maybe it would cause more problems. Anyhow if I had the power, I would.

[knife_fight]

if it makes you feel any better, I voted for you to go. good luck, from previous posts I gather you live on the eastern shore, and the cops over there are nazis.

[ShankS]

whats bab5? ...oh and by the way babs, when are you gona get your boobs out?

[barbra]

Originally posted by ShankS
whats bab5? ...oh and by the way babs, when are you gona get your boobs out? bab5 is the greatest, and when I grow a set, Ive been fertilizing daily but maybe I need something different, any suggestions?

[zwoti]

Originally posted by barbra
bab5 is the greatest, and when I grow a set, Ive been fertilizing daily but maybe I need something different, any suggestions?

plenty of exercise

[newb]

http://www.ameri-breast.com/images/bottle.jpg

[barbra]

ask your parents for premission kids (http://studentweb.uwstout.edu/sterkenj/boobies.htm) oh and zwoti, seems like exercises might be counter productive

[wufong]

Originally posted by barbra
Im so lame Im letting the internet people of horror decide my fate. Im out of new bab5.. now I could go across town and get two more tapes, OR I could stay here and be bored. Keep in mind, Im a little drunk. Oh yeah and I don't have a license/regestration/insurance. I kinda want to go, and I kinda don't. I would like more bab5 but I kinda want to go to bed. its a conundrum.
aawwwwwww is poor snookums looking for some reasurance?

[zwoti]

Originally posted by barbra
oh and zwoti, seems like exercises might be counter productive

wrong type of exercise

[Angra]

Originally posted by barbra
ask your parents for premission kids (http://studentweb.uwstout.edu/sterkenj/boobies.htm) oh and zwoti, seems like exercises might be counter productive

LOL

Is that a picture of a woman or a man? Don´t know wich would be worst?:confused: :eek:

[barbra]

Originally posted by zwoti
wrong type of exercise I don't get it

[ShankS]

Originally posted by barbra
I don't get it

weightlifting/bodybuilding does not make for big boobs.

[barbra]

Originally posted by ShankS
weightlifting/bodybuilding does not make for big boobs. whats the boob building exercise? (thats what I was getting at)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by barbra
whats the boob building exercise? (thats what I was getting at)

push ups... they tighten the pectoral muscle in your chest, underneath your boobs, which will lift your boobs and perk up your peaks, to create the illusion of a bigger cleavage. Boobs contain no muscle so the other alternative is implants.

there are other alternatives... you'll need a partner.

[barbra]

Originally posted by ShankS
push ups... they tighten the pectoral muscle in your chest, underneath your boobs, which will lift your boobs and perk up your peaks, to create the illusion of a bigger cleavage. Boobs contain no muscle so the other alternative is implants.

there are other alternatives... you'll need a partner. nothing grosses me out more than having a doctor remove my nipples, man handle my poor innocent breast, shove baggies into the fatty tissue that IS my breast and then sow the nipple back on, only to have it get infected and rott off, letting all the contents of my fun bags spill to the floor in a rancid pile of goo. *shudders* I think I'll do some push ups, but they don't sag or anything. Why is this a conversation about my boobs? and what were those other options?

[zwoti]

Originally posted by barbra
Why is this a conversation about my boobs? and what were those other options?

Originally posted by ShankS
there are other alternatives... you'll need a partner.

any volunteers

http://www.homestead.com/tofteinhundshepherds/files/Pick_Me_Pick_Me.JPG

[barbra]

Originally posted by zwoti
any volunteers

http://www.homestead.com/tofteinhundshepherds/files/Pick_Me_Pick_Me.JPG I don't get it. I must have woken up retarded.