The One and Only Sam The Egg thread

[The STE]

why the fuck not?




Sam The Egg is awesome. Discuss

[ChEEbA]

I heard that him and STE and like, the same person...I think it's just one of those internet rumours though.

[Marroe]

I like Sammy best of all

[newb]

Everybody do the STE dance

http://projects.ascp.am/holidays/zatik2/2.gif

[The STE]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I heard that him and STE and like, the same person...I think it's just one of those internet rumours though.

I heard STE > Sam > Ravenbomb

[massacre man]

+1

[The STE]

Originally posted by massacre man
+1

Damn right

[orangestar]

I prefered Sam The Egg...but they all rock my body.

[The STE]

Originally posted by orangestar
I prefered Sam The Egg...but they all rock my body.

I prefered Sam, too, but I got fucking banned

[Faceless_Dante]

the STE is fucking awsome




HAIL TO THE STE!!!!!!!:D :D

[barbra]

sam has low self esteem or something,

but I suppose he's a cute boy, considering the amount of snail trail left in his wake.

[The STE]

Originally posted by barbra
sam has low self esteem or something

"The sage wears clothes of coarse cloth but carries jewels in his bosom; He knows himself but does not display himself; He loves himself but does not hold himself in high esteem"

-Lao Tzu

[urgeok]

sam has a list fixation ... for real !

[The STE]

Originally posted by urgeok
sam has a list fixation ... for real !

it's true

[jay o2 waster]

this reminds me of your "+1" thread that is somewhere in the modern horror fourms i think

[Hate_Breeder]

Sheesh that guy is a dickhead. Sam the Egg..heh..if he still spammed these boards id elbow him! :p

[barbra]

Originally posted by The STE
"The sage wears clothes of coarse cloth but carries jewels in his bosom; He knows himself but does not display himself; He loves himself but does not hold himself in high esteem"

-Lao Tzu thats just a cop out

[jay o2 waster]

ur a cop out. OOOOOOOOOOOOOo

[Gren the cake]

i was going to make a thread about u sam, but since u alreay made one....

i need that link of that penectomy. it was in spanish or whatever, u know, where the guy chopped his dickhead off? thanks

in return ill send u a pic of my left nipple. hell, ill even wax it for u.

[massacre man]

+2

[The STE]

Walnuts

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
i was going to make a thread about u sam, but since u alreay made one....

i need that link of that penectomy. it was in spanish or whatever, u know, where the guy chopped his dickhead off? thanks

in return ill send u a pic of my left nipple. hell, ill even wax it for u.

[ChEEbA]

I see you still fail to realize your unimportance to Us...

- Funny coincidence, that.

[The STE]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
- Funny coincidence, that.

I know, huh

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Oh I get it, he's one of those hellraiser dudes eh? That movie sucked. (I'm guessing all the sequels sucked too)

[The STE]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Oh I get it, he's one of those hellraiser dudes eh? That movie sucked. (I'm guessing all the sequels sucked too)

Yeah

[knife_fight]

I hafta say, I always look forward to this Darth Bane character popping back up. He makes probably (to me) the most entertaining posts on this website. I'm pretty sure I have him pegged as a 40-year old virgin who is really into comic books, drawing, hanging at the coffee shop, and watching Hellraiser movies... all while vaguely resembling the comic store owner from the Simpsons and living with his parents.

here's what I've picked up so far which leads me to guess this:

1. he's into Role Play. click here for vid of "Darth" (hehe) in his 'rents backyard (http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/9271/)
2. he, apparently, considers himself to be some sort of "hacker." people who are into computers are nerds.


I guess that's about it. Put please, mods, don't ban this poor sap, this is what he lives for. And like I said, I really enjoy his posts.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by knife_fight

I guess that's about it. Put please, mods, don't ban this poor sap, this is what he lives for. And like I said, I really enjoy his posts.

why ? i dont get it ...
it might be vaguely amusing the first couple of times but before long all his crap runs together and makes mud ...

i hate trolls ... i'm torn between feeling sad for them that they dont have anything better to do ... and the urge to push them off of a high bridge .. just for being so pathetic ..

forum trolls are the people who are too chicken to make prank phonecalls.

[knife_fight]

Originally posted by urgeok
forum trolls are the people who are too chicken to make prank phonecalls.

BWA HA HA HA HA!!!! fuckin brilliant

[The STE]

Originally posted by knife_fight
I hafta say, I always look forward to this Darth Bane character popping back up. He makes probably (to me) the most entertaining posts on this website. I'm pretty sure I have him pegged as a 40-year old virgin who is really into comic books, drawing, hanging at the coffee shop, and watching Hellraiser movies

don't forget the Gor novels

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by knife_fight
I hafta say, I always look forward to this Darth Bane character popping back up. He makes probably (to me) the most entertaining posts on this website.
i actually agree. but then again i prefer candyman..

but my favorite will always be Horace Pinckner! ^_^

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by DarthBane666
I see you still fail to realize your unimportance to Us...

"In a spaceship.....?"
Yes, I remember your feeble words....


And as you to me....
Umm...Did you fail to remember that we have already proven that you are not an 'us'?....ALL of your supposed 'friends' and idiots in your 'army' had YOUR IP...:rolleyes:

And I have been here far longer than YOU, and I can't recall EVER seeing Sam "fall"......Well, except for that one time, when he tripped over his...umm....


Let's just say, he almost broke his spine :D

[The STE]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Umm...Did you fail to remember that we have already proven that you are not an 'us'?....ALL of your supposed 'friends' and idiots in your 'army' had YOUR IP...:rolleyes:

And I have been here far longer than YOU, and I can't recall EVER seeing Sam "fall"......Well, except for that one time, when he tripped over his...umm....


Let's just say, he almost broke his spine :D


given the size of it, it would be more accurate to say my spine almost broke me

[Gren the cake]

if hes banned why you all still talking to him?

somewhat related, i found this one

A WEST NYACK, N.Y. MAN was found dead at his computer apparently the victim of trying to keep up with too many professional forums. Childress H. Wanamaker, 54, an account executive at a New York-based new media company, died of starvation according to the West Nyack coroner's office. Wanamaker's emaciated body was found by Loraine, his wife of 26 years, who told MediaPost she had been bringing her husband meals on plastic trays for weeks, but that he never took the time to eat them.
"He was glued to his computer 24/7," she said tearfully. "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating." She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."

Computer forensic specialists from SUNY at Cortland discovered that Wanamaker was subscribed to 48 different forums and networking communities including one apparently having to do with the elderly called "oldtimers" and another apparently limited to just 100 people. They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.

"He felt under terrible pressure to be part of the online community," said his son, Lucian, who says he tried several times to get his father's attention and lure him away from the computer. "The only time he even looked up was when I told him I had seen Dane Madsen trying to steal his car out of the driveway."

Police found what appeared to be an organization chart taped to the wall of Wanamaker's den with lines linking small photos of people unknown to the police including a Tom Hespos and an Adam Boettiger. Neither is considered a suspect in Wanamaker's death.

"Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard."

Computer forensic specialists reported that there was no order or continuity to Wanamaker's forum postings. "It looks like he just sort of randomly commented on whatever was in the discussion string at the time," said Stephen Hall, CUNY-Cortland adjunct professor of intemperate and impulsive behavior. "He let nothing go by unchallenged by his own point of view, nor failed to respond to any other community member asking for advice or a new job. This consumed not only 24 hours a day, but also, apparently, his physical health."

In what must be a record, Wanamaker was linked into to over 15,250 other community members, many of whom he exchanged notes with daily. He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.

A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined

http://publications.mediapost.com/i...e&art_aid=29415

i found that last line funny(lmao)

(A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined)lmfao

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
if hes banned why you all still talking to him?

Oh...He'll be back..Now that he's finally figured out HOW :rolleyes:

[The STE]

if he'd been cybering at the time, and the other person didn't know he died and kept going, would that count as necrophilia?

[Gren the cake]

yall need him just as much as he need you ^_^

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The STE
if he'd been cybering at the time, and the other person didn't know he died and kept going, would that count as necrophilia? No...I believe that's called 'NETcrophilia'...lol

[Aasiyan]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh...He'll be back..Now that he's finally figured out HOW :rolleyes:

Well, he'll say something, or cut and paste something, and just get kicked right back off. The real worry is, how many times do we have to endure it??? Agony.

[The STE]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
yall need him just as much as he need you ^_^

I need him like I need an infected labia

[Aasiyan]

Originally posted by The STE
I need him like I need an infected labia
Nobody needs that man. Nobody.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Aasiyan
Well, he'll say something, or cut and paste something, and just get kicked right back off. The real worry is, how many times do we have to endure it??? Agony. Last time, it lasted for months...But, there honestly isn't anything to 'endure'...I mean, if ya don't feel like laughing at him, you can always put him on ignore...and if he starts doing the 'Mein Kampf'-sized sigs again, you can just choose the option to not allow other users' sigs...I think one of the reasons that he keeps trying so hard, is that he realizes how truly insignificant and easily dismissed he actually is...

[Gren the cake]

i view it as something else

like hes trying to act all bad ass whe he really doesnt give a fuck. and then you all act like he doesnt know what the fuck hes doing, when all he really wants to do is get attention and waste yall time.

again, which is why i preferred horace pinkncer. he was more random, funnier.

[The STE]

back on topic; I kick ass

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
yall need him just as much as he need you ^_^ Hey...I already admitted that he's a source of entertainment for me...So? I'm easily amused...lol

Originally posted by Gren the cake
i view it as something else

like hes trying to act all bad ass whe he really doesnt give a fuck. and then you all act like he doesnt know what the fuck hes doing, when all he really wants to do is get attention and waste yall time.AND...If I'm messing around on the internet, I'm ALREADY 'wasting time'...So, it's a silly little diversion until I gotta get back to 'real life'....I just substitute the forum for shit like watching television...No big deal...

[Aasiyan]

Originally posted by The STE
back on topic; I kick ass

Totally. :)

[The STE]

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The STE
back on topic; I kick ass Agreed.....





*announces* Next Asskisser......:D

[The STE]

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
back on topic; I kick ass

well, your Av certainly does ..

[The STE]

yea

[Aasiyan]

Originally posted by The STE


Would you like some ketchup and a bun???:)

[The STE]

http://whiteninjacomics.com/images/comics/bully.gif

[Angelakillsluts]

Sam kicks ass.

[The STE]

bumping the awesomeness

[The STE]

Red Dwarf > You

[Haunted]

Sam/STE is sooo cool; he even quotes Lao Tsu. Now, can he quote Chuang Tsu? Pardon me if I get my regular Mandarine and my Pin Yin mixed up.

[ShankS]

ssssss sam the eggegeggie isssss a semmlllie kiddd saaaaaaammm the eggg stinkssss of rotttten eggggsss yayyyy saaaaammm theeee pongie eggggg!

[The STE]

Originally posted by Haunted
Sam/STE is sooo cool; he even quotes Lao Tsu. Now, can he quote Chuang Tsu? Pardon me if I get my regular Mandarine and my Pin Yin mixed up.

"I dreamed I was a butterfly, flitting around in the sky; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a man who dreamt of being a butterfly, or am I a butterfly dreaming that I am a man?"
-Chaung Tzu

[The STE]

http://www.citypaper.com/sb/75671/perrybible.jpg

[Dante'sInferno]

U are :cool: and one of my favorite members....

[jay o2 waster]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
if hes banned why you all still talking to him?

somewhat related, i found this one

A WEST NYACK, N.Y. MAN was found dead at his computer apparently the victim of trying to keep up with too many professional forums. Childress H. Wanamaker, 54, an account executive at a New York-based new media company, died of starvation according to the West Nyack coroner's office. Wanamaker's emaciated body was found by Loraine, his wife of 26 years, who told MediaPost she had been bringing her husband meals on plastic trays for weeks, but that he never took the time to eat them.
"He was glued to his computer 24/7," she said tearfully. "He was so afraid he was going to miss an opportunity to contribute a comment or start a discussion, that he just stopped eating." She added that Wanamaker's last words were "OK Picard, stick that in your pipe and smoke it..."

Computer forensic specialists from SUNY at Cortland discovered that Wanamaker was subscribed to 48 different forums and networking communities including one apparently having to do with the elderly called "oldtimers" and another apparently limited to just 100 people. They also found that he posted a comment into one forum or another on an average of two per minute every hour of the day for the past seven weeks.

"He felt under terrible pressure to be part of the online community," said his son, Lucian, who says he tried several times to get his father's attention and lure him away from the computer. "The only time he even looked up was when I told him I had seen Dane Madsen trying to steal his car out of the driveway."

Police found what appeared to be an organization chart taped to the wall of Wanamaker's den with lines linking small photos of people unknown to the police including a Tom Hespos and an Adam Boettiger. Neither is considered a suspect in Wanamaker's death.

"Once, I thought I had him," said Lucian Wanamaker, "when I said that mom had made cookies, but half out of his chair, he just sat back down mumbling something about two Roman gods; I believe it was Jupiter and Atlas having some sort of titanic battle. 'Let them eat PIE,' he bellowed banging on his keyboard."

Computer forensic specialists reported that there was no order or continuity to Wanamaker's forum postings. "It looks like he just sort of randomly commented on whatever was in the discussion string at the time," said Stephen Hall, CUNY-Cortland adjunct professor of intemperate and impulsive behavior. "He let nothing go by unchallenged by his own point of view, nor failed to respond to any other community member asking for advice or a new job. This consumed not only 24 hours a day, but also, apparently, his physical health."

In what must be a record, Wanamaker was linked into to over 15,250 other community members, many of whom he exchanged notes with daily. He also contributed to 375 blogs and was expected to start an online column about the impact of interactive communications on health, when he died.

A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined

http://publications.mediapost.com/i...e&art_aid=29415

i found that last line funny(lmao)

(A virtual memorial service will be held online at a date to be determined)lmfao i didn't know urgeok died:confused:















lol:p

[urgeok]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
i didn't know urgeok died:confused:


lol:p


hawww !!

still here baby... alive and posting :)

and - with few short lived exceptions - this is my only forum ..

i've gone to a couple of others .. but if they're getting 1 new post every 5 days ... i lose interest quickly.

[The STE]

+1


...........

[novakru]

noe it anit. i had da ste 1ce. n wunce it got out. i cudnt get a dayte newear.



You must be Sam or Haunted

[ferretchucker]

You must be Sam or Haunted

Quite possibly. It has to be a current member. And Sam seems plausible.

[The STE]

Nah, I'd be more entertaining, and me and Haunted aren't on good enough terms for joking around.

[novakru]

Nah, I'd be more entertaining, and me and Haunted aren't on good enough terms for joking around.



I didn't know you two weren't still together.
I'm sorry:(

[The STE]

We never were. We live in different states and she didn't want to visit.