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zwoti
05-03-2005, 01:45 PM
well you moaned enough.....so here it is
feel free to discuss details of films here so as not to spoil it for other members.
and don't be suprised if posts get moved here from other threads as i clean up the section/abuse my power :p
from your friendly moderation team :D
The STE
05-03-2005, 01:46 PM
Kevin Spacey = Keyser Soze
ShankS
05-03-2005, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by zwoti
well you moaned enough.....so here it is
feel free to discuss details of films here so as not to spoil it for other members.
and don't be suprised if posts get moved here from other threads as i clean up the section/abuse my power :p
from your friendly moderation team :D
zwoti
05-03-2005, 01:50 PM
crying game - she packing a lunchbox
The STE
05-03-2005, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by zwoti
crying game - she packing a lunchbox
I heard she had a penis, too
ShankS
05-03-2005, 01:54 PM
hannibal lecter wore a pink thong in red dragon.
*withstrains himself*
"must resist trashing new spoiler thread with obscene lies"
Angra
05-03-2005, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by The STE
Kevin Spacey = Keyser Soze
DOOOOOOH!!!
I thought I was???:confused:
urgeok
05-03-2005, 04:17 PM
ahhh fuckit ...
the Titanic sunk.
Chainsaw Guy
05-03-2005, 06:00 PM
Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers FATHER!!!!!!!!!
The STE
05-03-2005, 06:08 PM
saliva causes stomach cancer. Fortunately, it's just when it's swallowed in small amounts over long periods of time
bwind22
05-03-2005, 10:01 PM
Bruce Willis is one of the dead people the kid sees in The 6th Sense.
DraculaInDallas
05-03-2005, 11:51 PM
The United States wins the gold medal in Miracle :D
urgeok
05-04-2005, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
The United States wins the gold medal in Miracle :D
son of a bitch ! i havent seen that one yet !
slasherman
05-04-2005, 03:28 AM
Saw ....bad guy pretending being dead...He is laying on the floor between those guys...
ShankS
05-04-2005, 10:38 AM
Intruder - Uncut
****sensible spoiler*** ;)
got round to watching Intruder this afternoon.... I recommend it to fans of gore, there's some great kill scenes. Spike forced into an eye, hanging meat hook through bottom jaw, a guy getting his head crushed in a rubbish compactor, but my fave was the head forced through the meat band saw...gruesome.
:)
dantehorrorfan
05-04-2005, 10:42 AM
vincent vega dies by getting shot in the chest\stomach by that douche in pulp fiction
kung-fu-jesus
05-05-2005, 01:28 PM
most of the new comic movies are going to suck.
psychokiller
05-05-2005, 01:48 PM
nobody win's in freddy vs jason
Aasiyan
05-05-2005, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
ahhh fuckit ...
the Titanic sunk.
NOOOOO!!!!!! Man, I just rented that one for no reason. :(
~*Sin City Spoiler*~
........Bruce Willis dies, then again, so do all of the "good" guys.
crazy raplh
05-07-2005, 06:53 AM
I saved a ton of money by switching to Gieco.
In episode 3 of starwars, yoda nearlly dies when fighting the emperor.
Angra
05-07-2005, 07:10 AM
Originally posted by crazy raplh
I saved a ton of money by switching to Gieco.
In episode 3 of starwars, yoda nearlly dies when fighting the emperor.
And he dies in episode 6.
crazy raplh
05-08-2005, 04:14 AM
I am excited to see episode 3 but I don't know if I can watch Yoda get whipped. It would be like watching your grandfather get beaten up. :(
massacre man
05-08-2005, 05:24 AM
Old Yeller learns to fly a spaceship during the time he was in bed from the hog attack and used it to cook the hogs and the people sold the hog meat for cash money and they finally got the little boy the breast implants he wanted
The STE
05-08-2005, 01:02 PM
here's a spoiler: YOU WILL DIE ALONE!!!
-Triumph
IDrinkYourBlood
05-09-2005, 08:00 PM
Fuck STOP WITH THE STAR WARS SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You ruined it all for me.
DraculaInDallas
05-09-2005, 10:57 PM
In " Deep Throat " Linda Lovelace sucks cock
zwoti
05-09-2005, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
Fuck STOP WITH THE STAR WARS SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You ruined it all for me.
keep out of the spoilers thread then :rolleyes:
Angra
05-10-2005, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
In " Deep Throat " Linda Lovelace sucks cock
LMMAO.
:p:p :p
No shit? :p :p
:p :p :p
ItsAlive75
05-11-2005, 09:07 PM
In Gigli, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez take the retarded kid to the beach and he gets together with some hot chick.
The STE
05-15-2005, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by Angra
LMMAO.
:p:p :p
No shit? :p :p
:p :p :p
no, that's a different movie
urgeok
05-16-2005, 03:11 AM
In Jaws ...
the shark did it ..
barbra
05-23-2005, 01:58 PM
there were no real monsters in the village
The STE
05-23-2005, 04:25 PM
in Boogie Nights, Dirk Diggler has a big 'ol penis
urgeok
05-23-2005, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by The STE
in Boogie Nights, Dirk Diggler has a big 'ol penis
its fake though ... how embarrasing would that scene be ?
ItsAlive75
05-23-2005, 05:55 PM
In Team America: World Police, Kim Jong Il is really a cockroach alien.
diminisher
05-24-2005, 03:17 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
ahhh fuckit ...
the Titanic sunk.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
ItsAlive75
05-25-2005, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by diminisher
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
Dry those tears...
At the end of White Noise, the audience boos.
The_Return
05-25-2005, 04:55 PM
It wasnt really Jason in Friday the 13th
silent screams
05-26-2005, 09:30 PM
The Bride of Chucky- dolls can fuck and have babies!!!!
:p
Dante'sInferno
05-26-2005, 09:37 PM
Freddy is not in number 7 of the nightmare seires it is demon.
Dante'sInferno
05-26-2005, 09:41 PM
Nancey Thompson dies in A nightmare on elm street 3.
Oh and damien thorn dies in the 3rd omen.
alkytrio666
05-29-2005, 03:26 PM
Mufasa dies in the Lion King.
In Signs, the aliens are allergic to water.
In The Matrix Revolutions, just about everyone you like dies.
The "Mean 'Ol Neighbor" in the Sandlot turns out to be nice. And blind.
In Secret Window, Johnny Depp actually turns out to be nuts, and he was the one who was actually killing everyone.
Gothika turned out to be an immensly gay movie, and Halle ended up pissing me off so much, I couldn't even focus on her hottness.
In Finding Nemo, the little fish has a retarded fin.
In Psycho, Norman Bates, the nice hotel owner, is actually also off his rocker. He's the killer. Surprise!
massacre man
06-02-2005, 07:53 AM
Chris Rock dies in The Longest Yard remake
ShankS
06-02-2005, 08:38 AM
in Haute Tension the woman does it.
dev!ls advocate
06-02-2005, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
in Haute Tension the woman does it.
you bastard! lol are you serious? well great, i guess thats what i get for clicking on the spoiler thread :(
_____V_____
06-03-2005, 12:08 AM
Tooth Fairy in "Darkness Falls"...who was that supposed to scare?
The Devil in "End of Days" gets beaten by Arnold Schwarzenegger...err terminated?
jay o2 waster
06-03-2005, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by _____V_____
Tooth Fairy in "Darkness Falls"...who was that supposed to scare?
The Devil in "End of Days" gets beaten by Arnold Schwarzenegger...err terminated? He was Erased;)
ShankS
06-04-2005, 12:02 AM
in assault on precinct 13 the hoodlems do it.
barbra
06-04-2005, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
in assault on precinct 13 the hoodlems do it. see I thought it was the scary cops.
arron wardlaw
06-04-2005, 07:00 AM
pinnochio has a wooden cock
_____V_____
06-04-2005, 10:40 PM
No monster in "The Village"...just a guy wearin a suit runnin around...aint even scarin the crows...
Blind gurl walks from the village to civilization by herself and back...now thats "supernatural"...
barbra
06-05-2005, 12:07 AM
Praetor Shinzon is Picard's clone
ShankS
06-05-2005, 12:13 AM
in Alien, the alien did it.
The Mothman
06-05-2005, 06:49 AM
oo heres a good one.
In "Chopping Mall" the robots look like freaking R2D2.
http://chosis.coldfusionvideo.com/chopmall_5.jpg
or
http://www.nodaya-net.com/telephon/r2d2-b.jpg
I hate this movie with a passion, and yet at the same time I own it.:rolleyes
The_Return
06-07-2005, 04:03 PM
In Saw, the killer was Adam
The_Return
06-07-2005, 04:03 PM
The witch kills Suzie in Suspiria
The_Return
06-07-2005, 04:05 PM
In Session 9, it was David Caruso's charcter doing the wierd stuff.
Bloody_Ax
06-09-2005, 02:00 PM
White Noise Sucked!
ColdFire2K
06-10-2005, 09:27 AM
Cursed: The dude from dawsons creek is the evil one
ShankS
06-11-2005, 12:26 AM
in enter the dragon, bruce is real good at martial arts.
DraculaInDallas
06-11-2005, 09:10 PM
In Asian Sluts #10 Miko Lee takes it up the tail pipe :D
ShankS
06-11-2005, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
In Asian Sluts #10 Miko Lee takes it up the tail pipe :D
and what about the previous 9, is she loosening up in those?
Elvis_Christ
06-12-2005, 01:55 AM
Bubby fucks his mother in Bad Boy Bubby (that's her on the right). Lucky fucker gets all the bitches.
http://www.municipio.re.it/manifestazioni/ufficio_cinema/rosebud/2003/nov_dic_2003/IMM/BadBoy.jpg
fredkrue4
06-15-2005, 04:38 PM
in return of the living dead, the town is nuked at the end
The_Return
06-15-2005, 05:56 PM
In The Fly....Jeff Goldblum turns into a Fly
The_Return
06-15-2005, 05:57 PM
In The Shining, Jack dies
EXTR3MIST
07-01-2005, 05:59 AM
In Asian Sluts #10 Miko Lee takes it up the tail pipe
This sounds racist to me.
And plagiarist.
ItsAlive75
07-04-2005, 12:52 PM
In School of Rock, Jack Black's band doesn't win.
In Dracula - Dracula dies
In Frankenstein - The Monster dies
In the Wolfman - The Wolfman dies
In The Mummy - The Mummy dies
However, good box office returns and success brings them back to life... Happy, happy, Joy, Joy!
Boris Karloffs' real name is William Henry Pratt
Holloween 3 sucked balls! Does anyone (or does anyone know anyone, for that matter) like this "movie"????
EXTR3MIST
07-11-2005, 01:02 PM
Yes, but mostly adults.
Minors can't see past the outrageous use of the "Halloween" word in the title, and have no critique of the film itself other than that it "sucked balls/cock/ass", etc.
Anyway, them cool robots would just pull Michael's stupid Captain Kirk head clean off.
JokerMONEY3000
07-14-2005, 04:21 PM
**SPOLIER ALERT**
Apollo 13 takes place in space.
RoLLiNLiGhTs
07-14-2005, 04:45 PM
High Tension: The lead girl is actually the killer, but she dosen't know.....split personalities......LOL....this movie sucked!!!!
ItsAlive75
07-15-2005, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by JokerMONEY3000
**SPOLIER ALERT**
Apollo 13 takes place in space.
hahaha
RavageRitual
07-24-2005, 07:54 PM
Ive been wanting to see Sleepaway Camp for the longest time now just because i heard about the ending and how people cant sleep for weeks, it doest seem like im ever gonna see this film, so can someone just tell me the horrific ending.
EXTR3MIST
07-25-2005, 07:57 AM
This homosexual horror site I found can fill you in on Sleepaway "Camp"... what a pun!
http://www.queerhorror.com
RoLLiNLiGhTs
07-25-2005, 03:41 PM
RavageRitual....there's a girl thats been killing people at the camp.....and at the end...they show the girl on the beach, kneeling down naked....the problem is, is that she has a dick......she had a brother when she was younger, he got killed in a boating accident...the mother went insane, and started dressing her daughter like a boy....so, he lived his whole life as a girl.....until the end of....."Sleepaway Camp".....:cool:
RoLLiNLiGhTs
07-25-2005, 03:45 PM
Sorry bout that...there was a boy who's sister was killed, and the mother dressed him as a girl...:o
RavageRitual
07-25-2005, 06:59 PM
ok thats crazy, wholy hell. thanks alot. I really needed to find out about that
in monkey shines the monkey is very bad - - bad monkey bad!
Splotch
08-01-2005, 06:49 AM
The priest in the Exorcist gets possessed and kills himself.
EXTR3MIST
08-02-2005, 08:25 AM
If he was possessed, surely it was The Devil who killed him?
slasherman
08-02-2005, 04:12 PM
Kevin Spacey
is
Keyser Söze
RoLLiNLiGhTs
08-03-2005, 12:25 PM
" Spoiler Alert"...
Bruce Wayne is... Batman....hope I didn't ruin anything....and by the way.....Clark Kent is......Superman...:D
bambi's mom dies . . . .:(
no mulier
08-13-2005, 05:51 AM
And the heroine wins the computer poker game...
The_Return
08-16-2005, 06:37 AM
In Frenzy, Bob's the killer
The_Return
08-16-2005, 06:39 AM
In The Blair Witch Project, they all survive and sell their video:p
RoLLiNLiGhTs
08-19-2005, 09:52 PM
Don't tell anyone, but Joe Reisert is the killer in Red Eye....
XFeaRX
08-21-2005, 12:10 AM
In the Skeleton Key, at the end you find out that the souls of the two servants were passed from person to person through Voodoo. They transferred their souls into the rich white dude's kids b4 they were hung. Caroline gets possessed with the servant woman's soul at the end and the guy servant's soul is in the body of the laywer guy.
RoLLiNLiGhTs
08-21-2005, 05:28 PM
Here's the spoiler for the ages...
The boyfreind in A Nightmare On Elm Street didn't kill Nancy...........Freddy did...:eek:
lbuie
08-25-2005, 05:50 AM
Did you know the remake of the texas chainsaw masecre wasn't really based on a true story and that guy is not still out there because he didn't really exist???
EXTR3MIST
08-25-2005, 08:46 AM
Holy shit
The_Return
08-26-2005, 02:58 AM
Originally posted by lbuie
Did you know the remake of the texas chainsaw masecre wasn't really based on a true story and that guy is not still out there because he didn't really exist???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That made my day:D :D :D
Elvis_Christ
09-01-2005, 06:22 PM
Did you know this thread is retarded?
RoLLiNLiGhTs
09-01-2005, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Did you know this thread is retarded?
...What!?!?
You can't be serious....I can't beleive you told me the ending to this thread without a *spoiler alert* warning...;) :D
The_Return
09-07-2005, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Did you know this thread is retarded?
Bah, you're just pissed cause lbuie ruined TCM for ya:p
MinDfreaK
09-07-2005, 12:30 PM
Did you know the remake of the texas chainsaw masecre wasn't really based on a true story and that guy is not still out there because he didn't really exist???
LMFAO!!
Dude not to be rude or anythin, but are you serious? tell me you all didnt know that already, and was the orginal even based on a true story? lol answer is no so there u go..
ItsAlive75
09-11-2005, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by MinDfreaK
LMFAO!!
Dude not to be rude or anythin, but are you serious? tell me you all didnt know that already, and was the orginal even based on a true story? lol answer is no so there u go..
This thread turned into a joke thread pretty quick, so the answer is "no" he was not serious.
slasherman
09-12-2005, 08:39 AM
:rolleyes: Sticky: :confused:
zwoti
09-12-2005, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by slasherman
:rolleyes: Sticky: :confused:
not anymore
ItsAlive75
09-12-2005, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by slasherman
:rolleyes: Sticky: :confused:
Geez, you just try and pick everything apart, don't you?
AUSTIN316426808
09-12-2005, 03:36 PM
I didn't know you could unstick a sticky.
Posher778
02-01-2006, 01:23 PM
In Cujo, the dog was mean.
ShankS
02-01-2006, 01:26 PM
spider-man is real, I saw him on the television.