Coercion And Manipulation

[bloodrayne]

So...What's the best way to get someone to do something that they really don't wanna do?...I'm usually pretty good at this, but this time I seem to have hit a wall...


I mean...I got him to shave off the goatee...But, I can't STAND that mustache...He's very stubborn about it.........Any ideas?

[Marroe]

tell him he can't go down on you til it's gone:p

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by Marroe
tell him he can't go down on you til it's gone:p

LOL....I had the same idea just different scenario. Tell him he'll get the blow job of his life if he shaves it off.....I bet he'll have a razor in record time!!!! :p

Sugar Butt, where did you learn that kinda talk???? :p ;) :D

[Marroe]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
LOL....I had the same idea just different scenario. Tell him he'll get the blow job of his life if he shaves it off.....I bet he'll have a razor in record time!!!! :p

Sugar Butt, where did you learn that kinda talk???? :p ;) :D definatly not from being around guys all the time, haha.....and I am as innocent as they come, you know that

oh yeah, BR. tell him that when he does do it, it tickles and hits this nerve that makes your leg twitch, and it annoys you.....so it hasta go:)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Marroe
tell him he can't go down on you til it's gone:p Ummm...Wouldn't it work better if it were a threat to deprive HIM and not ME?!...lol




@ Drac...He already knows he can get that anyway....lol



See?...I've thought of everything...Well, everything I can think of...heh

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by Marroe
definatly not from being around guys all the time, haha.....and I am as innocent as they come, you know that

Yes ma'am...my sweet, innocent Sugar Butt ;)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Marroe
oh yeah, BR. tell him that when he does do it, it tickles and hits this nerve that makes your leg twitch, and it annoys you.....so it hasta go:) HaHa...But he loves it when he makes me twitch......He'd NEVER shave it off if I told him THAT :D



The real reason that I hate is that facial hair is unpleasant to someone that likes to lick and bite the face...Same with body hair...But, I've gotten him to shave that ;)

[bloodrayne]

Sex deprivation can't be the ONLY way to get a guy to do something....There has to be something else......

[Marroe]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
HaHa...But he loves it when he makes me twitch......He'd NEVER shave it off if I told him THAT :D



The real reason that I hate is that facial hair is unpleasant to someone that likes to lick and bite the face...Same with body hair...But, I've gotten him to shave that ;) aww, hahaha....you get that weird tickle twitch too? No one ever gets what I am talking about

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Marroe
aww, hahaha....you get that weird tickle twitch too? No one ever gets what I am talking about LOL...Yeah, I know the one....But, it makes me jump and wiggle...lol...so, he likes it...

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Sex deprivation can't be the ONLY way to get a guy to do something....There has to be something else......

Get him drunk as hell and when he passes out....shave it off :cool:

[filmmaker2]

Tell him, "You look like a horrible evil man with that thing, like Snideley Whiplash...like the Devil, El Diablo!! Aiiiiiiiiiieeeee!!!!" and then pull out a crucifix, wave it around for a second, and run away.

No actually the head thing was the better idea. The argument worked on me once. Who can argue with the happy feeling of a silky-smooth, clean-shaven face rubbing up against your, um......okay, well, you get the idea.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
Get him drunk as hell and when he passes out....shave it off :cool: He refuses to touch alcohol of any kind...No drugs either...*sigh*......See?...It really isn't that easy.....But, if you guys come up with something that works, I'll post an 'after' picture :D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by hellboy
OH HELL NO!!!!!!! You made a guy shave his Goatee??? HELL FUCK NO!!!!! Sorry, there aint no pie in the WORLD that tastes good enough for that!! Sorry, some people have their priorities in a blender. SOLID GOLD pie.....................MAYBE!!!! BIG MAYBE!!!! But otherwise, it's WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN HIGHWAY for the chick trying to Coerce and Manipulate some crazy shit like that!!!!


I'm all for the woman I love, but I have the pair to set some ground rules:

1. The tall stack of Hustler Mags. NOT YOURS!! DON'T TOUCH!!!

2. This is just as much my house as it is yours, I'll leave the toilet seat in a tree if I want to.

3. THE GOATEE STAYS!!!! If its irritating, dont kiss it.

INSANITY!!!!!!! OMG...That made me laugh so hard.....And, I have to say that as much as he didn't want to shave the goatee, he certainly hasn't regretted it, I made sure of that....
Originally posted by filmmaker2
Tell him, "You look like a horrible evil man with that thing, like Snideley Whiplash...like the Devil, El Diablo!! Aiiiiiiiiiieeeee!!!!" and then pull out a crucifix, wave it around for a second, and run away.LMAO...He'd take that as a COMPLIMENT...Seriously, he would......So, that would be another one that would make him want to keep it....

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
He refuses to touch alcohol of any kind...No drugs either...*sigh*......See?...It really isn't that easy.....But, if you guys come up with something that works, I'll post an 'after' picture :D

Give him the sappy guilt trip you gals are good at :p tell him you really want to see him clean shaven and if he really loved you he'd do it. Tell him he can grow it back.......once its off he'll keep it off.....trust me ;)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
Give him the sappy guilt trip you gals are good at :p tell him you really want to see him clean shaven and if he really loved you he'd do it. Tried that one....He countered with, "But, if YOU loved ME...You wouldn't make me do it"......He's good.....



I AM still working on the 'Just try it for a little while" thing.....That's not working yet, either

[evil_blonde]

Originally posted by hellboy
OH HELL NO!!!!!!! You made a guy shave his Goatee??? HELL FUCK NO!!!!! Sorry, there aint no pie in the WORLD that tastes good enough for that!! Sorry, some people have their priorities in a blender. SOLID GOLD pie.....................MAYBE!!!! BIG MAYBE!!!! But otherwise, it's WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN HIGHWAY for the chick trying to Coerce and Manipulate some crazy shit like that!!!!


I'm all for the woman I love, but I have the pair to set some ground rules:

1. The tall stack of Hustler Mags. NOT YOURS!! DON'T TOUCH!!!

2. This is just as much my house as it is yours, I'll leave the toilet seat in a tree if I want to.

3. THE GOATEE STAYS!!!! If its irritating, dont kiss it.

INSANITY!!!!!!!

LMFAO.

[DraculaInDallas]

Tell him if he does it you'll cook him a dinner fit for a King.....and you'll jump his bones on the kitchen counter!!!!!!!! :p ;) :D
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[evil_blonde]

Originally posted by hellboy
:D :p ;)

Flirtin' with the youngins are we? ;)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
Tell him if he does it you'll cook him a dinner fit for a King.....and you'll jump his bones on the kitchen counter!!!!!!!! :p ;) :D
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[Marroe]

That toilet seat in the tree thing is great


My fucking lord I can't sleep:mad: .......someone sing to me

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Marroe
That toilet seat in the tree thing is great
HaHa...My daughter came up with a great way to make her boyfriend put the seat down...She told him that when he flushes with the seat up, the water splashes and the germs go airborne and get all over his toothbrush and stuff....lol

[Marroe]

Originally posted by hellboy
Glad ya liked it.
Da da da , DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY!!!!!! that was lovely, thank you.....I shall dream peacfully now

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Marroe
that was lovely, thank you.....I shall dream peacfully now You shall dream peacefully, of guys in drag now...Probably Mrs. Doubtfire...hahaha

[evil_blonde]

Originally posted by hellboy
Should've done my homework before I started. My apologies young lady. Whoa, you are a youngin' arent ya?:eek: ;)
Oh man, as if I could choose when I was born. GEEZ.

But your apology is most definitely accepted, cupcake. :D

[evil_blonde]

Originally posted by hellboy
Glad ya liked it.
Da da da , DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY!!!!!!

Hmm, at least you have good taste? Brush up a bit on the voice though. (No cupcake, I am kidding, I heart your voice.) ;)

[evil_blonde]

Originally posted by hellboy
*looks around for this cupcake character* lmao.

*Poke.* It's you.

[evil_blonde]

Originally posted by hellboy
Oh that's funny.:p

I am dead serious.

[ShankS]

there's a saying round these parts..... "never trust a man with a mustache."


;)

[Haunted]

Curse it off him.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

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Tie him up and shave whatever you want. :D

[urgeok]

i say - this is Horror .. handle it in a horror kind of way ..

hold the razor to his weiner and say - i can either cut this off .. or your mustache ... one of them is coming off.


then watch I Spit On Your Grave a couple of times.

his face'll be smoother than a newborn baby's bum :)

[zwoti]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
So...What's the best way to get someone to do something that they really don't wanna do?...I'm usually pretty good at this, but this time I seem to have hit a wall...


I mean...I got him to shave off the goatee...But, I can't STAND that mustache...He's very stubborn about it.........Any ideas?

[newb]

As the proud owner of both goatee & stash, I say ...give up...ain't gonna happen.

[barbra]

you COULD get in a nair fight. Personally, I like hair, and that leg twiching, too much sensation, got ta scoot away from that man beast feeling, is the best. Tell him he's a chester and he is giving your kids nightmares. you could do a surprise waxing. acidently get peroxide on his face?? bleaching his stash. pull his lip hairs and make it fun? Its not like he's never gotten one of your hairs in his mouth, unless you have the bottom of a cherub. Sounds like your man-hoe really love his facial hair.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by barbra
Its not like he's never gotten one of your hairs in his mouth, unless you have the bottom of a cherub. Sounds like your man-hoe really love his facial hair. LOL...If you'd been around for a while, you'd know that it's not possible for him to get any of my hair in his mouth ;)...Yes, we really HAVE discussed EVERYTHING here...Actually, that particular discussion was started by Shanks...Some reference to 'hiding in a bush'...lmao...

But...ANYWAY.....


You guys are all great, that's why I love ya to death....I've pretty much tried all of this except for Urge's castration threat :D and Haunted's curse....Sooo...Thanks for trying, guys...I really appreciate it...But...

I think Newb is right........*sigh*

[The STE]

Show him some early 90's gay porn. Bear stuff, not twink stuff. That mustache will be gone faster than you can say reach-around

[Gren the cake]

maybe its been meintioned, but i dont feel like leafing

anyway.. knick a bit off of it while hes asleep. then u can be all like 'yo, its uneven' and he'll hafto shave it off

it works. actualy, theres a good chance its ALREADY crooked. so thats half the work there.

or u can just let him be what he wants.. individual... maybe not very stylish, but still individal/

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
or u can just let him be what he wants.. individual... maybe not very stylish, but still individal/ It has absolutely nothing to do with trying to deny him his individuality...I have no problem regarding the aesthetical aspects of his mustache, or any other part of him....It's just that I have extremely sensitive skin, and that thing is coarse and scratchy...


It's kinda like, if he wanted to grow horns out of the top of his head, I wouldn't have a problem with that as far as what it would look like, or what anyone else might think/say about it...BUT, if said horns poked me in the eye on a regular basis, I would ask him to remove them...Understand?


On a side note:

He's shaving it OFF!!!


I think he must love me or something...:D



Ahhh..........Victory........

[Gren the cake]

except the fact that its gonna keep growing back and even thicker

anyone who says that shaving hair doesnt make it thicker is full of shit. i know, my pubeys used to be all thin and scraggly and now theyre like nails stikcing half out of a board.

:(