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ChEEbA
05-02-2005, 06:06 PM
So, I just finished Will Rock.
Before I get to the part about the final boss, I'll tell y'all what I thought of the rest of the game.
Despite the fact that I KNEW you were meant to be running around in an ancient/giant ruins kinda setting...the only effect it really had was to make you feel TOO short throughout the entire game. I mean, you get used to it, but...slightly irritating.
I liked the weapons..they were pretty basic, but the graphic detail of them, and how they sounded and "felt" to fire, was great, no complaints there...maybe someone could make a good mod using them?
The graphics were somewhere between the two blastfests Serious Sam and Painkiller (by far, PK is the best of all 3)
The enemies were stupid. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure that was the idea - think Serious Sam. There weren't quite so many, or so constant a flow of them, but it was more or less the same deal "lets throw a wave of like 50 enemies at a time at the player"...after a while, it just gets repetetive and boring.
sure, it's kinda cool that you get to see and hear arrows and spears they throw at you stick into walls nearby...but yknow...by todays standards, that isnt hard to do or anything.
The enemies consisted of semi-mythical things (which suited the theme of the game quite well) like minotaurs, walking skeletons, satyrs, cerberus...etc...but, like everything else with this game, it soon gets old, and boring.
The game just begins to feel like it's not paying off, constant repetition, similar scenarios, and eh, overall felt very uncreative.
But played through it all the same...

Here's where the actual discussion topic begins:

The boss...the FINAL boss...has to be one of the worst dissapointments EVER.
It was "zeus", all gigantic, sitting in a giant throne. Sure, he was powerful, raining down enemies and lightening bolts at you...and he was very big and impressive looking, sure.
However, he doesn't ONCE rise from his seating.., you just run around shooting him, whilst avoiding enemy fire and attack. You can't really avoid his lightening, but then again there's SO much health scattered around that you don't really have any problems.
Here's the worst bit.
I discovered a loophole...a very STUPID one. Run up to the top, right about where he's sitting, and stand right in the middle of his feet. His lightening can't touch you, the enemies cannot seem to find their way up to where you are, OR hit you with projectiles either, you just stand there shooting the FUCK outta his feet.
Then he dies, and you're treated to a very boring, shitty comic-style cutscene that ALSO could've been a lot better.

So...stupid, right???
I know I've been disapointed by bosses time and again...so I figure you guys have too. Tell me about 'em, what game they were in, what they looked like, why they were so shitty.
ANY kinda game, as much as you can remember.
Was the game otherwise good/bad?
Lemme know.

- B.

Sedated_replica
05-04-2005, 01:23 PM
Look that the Type master cheeba.

No one wants to read your shitty threads about how much you can type about nothing. We all know, your the type master.

ChEEbA
05-04-2005, 02:27 PM
No one wants to read your shitty threads about how much you can type about nothing. We all know, your the type master.

Guess that makes you a no-one then?
Thanks for the confirmation.

Like I'd want your kinda posting in my thread anyway...you can fuck off now, nintendo-boy.
Play some REAL music and cry yourself to sleep, so you can dream of being more than the pathetic talentless wannabe you are now...

Sedated_replica
05-04-2005, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Guess that makes you a no-one then?
Thanks for the confirmation.

Like I'd want your kinda posting in my thread anyway...you can fuck off now, nintendo-boy.
Play some REAL music and cry yourself to sleep, so you can dream of being more than the pathetic talentless wannabe you are now...

Like everyone else, I don't read your lame essays about video games.

Everyone knows Australia's music is some of the worst in the world. All fucking poser wanna be's. Rip-offs of better American and british music.

Go eat some veggie might off your boyfriends cock

ChEEbA
05-04-2005, 07:37 PM
Everyone knows Australia's music is some of the worst in the world. All fucking poser wanna be's. Rip-offs of better American and british music.

After hearing the SHIT you play...I don't think you're one to judge.
Besides, what Australian music have you heard?

Sedated_replica
05-04-2005, 08:00 PM
Thank god! you think my music sucks because I wouldn't want a stupid bitch to like it anyway.

ChEEbA
05-04-2005, 08:06 PM
Thank god! you think my music sucks because I wouldn't want a stupid bitch to like it anyway.

So, I guess you must see a WHOLE lot of stupid bitches out there then? HAHA...yeah, or it's just you...
As for our music allegedly sucking, again, care to mention what you've heard??

Sedated_replica
05-04-2005, 08:17 PM
Silverchair and The Veins.. should I really name more... I suppose you want me too.

I respect midnight oil but they're music is just a copy of the Clash

ChEEbA
05-04-2005, 08:32 PM
You mean...the vines?
they suck
Silverchair SUCKS....but the funny thing is, both those groups have become more popular in the US, than they ever have here...So go ahead, insult it...

Midnight oil is relatively popular here, or was...years ago...I myself thought THEY sucked.

Besides...you've named 3 bands...we have a few more than that.
Try not to let ignorance speak for you in EVERYTHING you say.

Sedated_replica
05-04-2005, 08:37 PM
No more talking. I'm really sick of you. I was never pissed but now gloves are off.

Your not even a man. your a fucking coward, stalking me like a homo in heat.

Keep running your mouth.... come on

ChEEbA
05-04-2005, 08:49 PM
No more talking. I'm really sick of you. I was never pissed but now gloves are off.

The gloves are off?
You making petty threats because you realise you've been mentally beaten and you've been called out on all the shit you talk?
That means the gloves are off huh?
Everybody knows that little dicks on the net that try starting fights are only ever full of shit, and have severe confidence issues.
You're such a cumwad. Talking about ME stalking YOU? this whole incident is about you AGAIN trying to look the bigger man, having a go at me as soon as I have an opinion that you THINK you can put a bad spin on, just to look the hero?

"Anytime bitch.
You wanna stomp my ass? Any time! please! I want you too! Take a trip out of your momma house and come get me.
Your not tough, you've never been in a fight in your life. probably when you were in 7th grade and got your ass kicked by a girl.
Please, Come do your worst. Believe me, I'm not scared of you. Your a little girl with a dick hair cut. You have nothing but internet friends and talk tough behind a keyboard. Your a coward. Keep running your mouth girl. You'll get what you deserve. I promise"

- Now THAT there is what you call running off at the mouth...I'm just the guy calling you a stupid asshole.
I made you a thread, go bitch in THAT...Oh I get it...you're angry 'cos you've seen how little support you really have here...so you don't wanna go post in there to prove me right again, huh?
Fuck off, jerk...you are a stupid, whiny MANchild...go slap your mother for shitting you out, and save your hollow threats to 12 and 13 year old boys that you might actually scare, provided there's not more than one of them.
Fucking CLOWN.

friday13thfan
05-09-2005, 05:34 PM
The Fear from metal gear solid 3...

he is invisible so it is hard to see him but if you have the termal googles you see him in the trees and the boss fight will take a maximum of 2 mins... he is the 3rd boss and even the first one takes longer which is gay IMO.. the later the boss the harder it should be not the easier.. many bosses in that game while cool were very short and dissapointing battles.. the only cool battle is with The End.. he is a sniper and its just you and him trying to find each other in the jungle. takes alot of patance and willl take a long time to beat. yes the old santa look a like is the hardest

massacre man
05-09-2005, 05:44 PM
Odolwa in Majora's Mask he just jumped around and swung the sword

massacre man
05-09-2005, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
The gloves are off?
You making petty threats because you realise you've been mentally beaten and you've been called out on all the shit you talk?
That means the gloves are off huh?
Everybody knows that little dicks on the net that try starting fights are only ever full of shit, and have severe confidence issues.
You're such a cumwad. Talking about ME stalking YOU? this whole incident is about you AGAIN trying to look the bigger man, having a go at me as soon as I have an opinion that you THINK you can put a bad spin on, just to look the hero?

"Anytime bitch.
You wanna stomp my ass? Any time! please! I want you too! Take a trip out of your momma house and come get me.
Your not tough, you've never been in a fight in your life. probably when you were in 7th grade and got your ass kicked by a girl.
Please, Come do your worst. Believe me, I'm not scared of you. Your a little girl with a dick hair cut. You have nothing but internet friends and talk tough behind a keyboard. Your a coward. Keep running your mouth girl. You'll get what you deserve. I promise"

- Now THAT there is what you call running off at the mouth...I'm just the guy calling you a stupid asshole.
I made you a thread, go bitch in THAT...Oh I get it...you're angry 'cos you've seen how little support you really have here...so you don't wanna go post in there to prove me right again, huh?
Fuck off, jerk...you are a stupid, whiny MANchild...go slap your mother for shitting you out, and save your hollow threats to 12 and 13 year old boys that you might actually scare, provided there's not more than one of them.
Fucking CLOWN. and how can you be stalking someone in your own thread?

ChEEbA
05-09-2005, 07:05 PM
and how can you be stalking someone in your own thread?
Eh, who knows...?
I think he was referring to other threads where I had admittedly attacked him after he'd started this whole thing, but...yknow...I was only doing it so I could say "here, this is what its like" kinda thing...anyways, I'm glad it's over, regardless of how.

Damn, as hard as I try, I just can't think of any more shitty bosses...I know there are some though...needa think more.

- B

The Mothman
05-18-2005, 10:07 AM
the boss at the end of Half-Life Opposing Force was lame as shit, whilst the one in the orininal kicked ass.

diminisher
05-20-2005, 12:08 AM
another shitty boss is the final boss in FFX, granted the game is fucking awesome, and the gameplay is amazing, i get to the final boss Yu Yevon and i kill the bastard in one hit! ..........ok......if your going to make a game sooooo badass....then why the hell are you going to make a final boss possible to beat in one hit, i mean come on ppl wtf is up with that!? oh and the best part.....Yu Yevon looks like a white floating tick!!!!

ChEEbA
10-07-2005, 04:56 PM
*BUMP*

The_Return
10-10-2005, 04:30 PM
X-Men Legends had a crappy final boss. The boss himself wasnt TOO bad, a major human character from the game, only with a massive robot exoskeleton. With lasers and rockets and stuff. It took me awhile to beat him, not not NEARLY as long as it took to beat Shadow King, or even Pyro and Sabretooth. As far as the bosses in that game went, he was pretty easy. I figured "OK, easy boss. Next one's gonna be hard I bet".....then it's over! The Credits Roll! I was so pissed...

thepsychicfetus
10-16-2005, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
No more talking. I'm really sick of you. I was never pissed but now gloves are off.

Your not even a man. your a fucking coward, stalking me like a homo in heat.

Keep running your mouth.... come on

bah! piss and moan, piss and moan. the both of you. cheeba occasionally writes too much and sedated apparently has extra time on his hands to complain about something he could just ignore.

but back to the thread...i was really disappointed with the final boss in Resident Evil 4. It barely did anything. it walked around and looked creepy. but thats about it. extremely easy boss, unless you dont have enough ammo, in which case could screw you over.

goregurl
10-18-2005, 08:14 PM
crappy bosses? hmm..the mary/maria thing at the end of silent hill 2 was horridly easy. i used the hand gun to kill her for goodness sake. plus it seemed like that game was just too short with low replay value. great plot but its not a game i feel i could play over and again,ya know?

also i think the end of the first RE was a big disappointment (im talking psx version here,old school). the boss was a t-rex or something like that (i may be mixing up my games here)..it was just disappointing, that i remember clearly.

ChEEbA
10-18-2005, 08:27 PM
Res.Evil 1, the boss was the tyrant guy. He chased you around a room that his "chamber" was in, after he killed that dickhead "Wesker" guy that tried to use him to kill you, then it re-appeared on the rooftop while you were waiting for the chopper.

A t-rex kinda thing...that sounds like Dino Crisis 2, (I never played through part 1, it was slow and boring)...you fight a "megalosaurus" towards the end by running around, pulling switches that blew radioactive steam in its face or something like that...not a bad game actually...but yeah, as far as final bosses go, it was pretty simple.

Just remembered - the red faction boss was kinda lame, then at the end you had to disarm a bomb AFTER fighting her...

goregurl
10-18-2005, 08:38 PM
AHHHH! yes! i knew it was a great game with a lame ending and RE was what was stuck in my head for some reason...Thanx!

ChEEbA
10-18-2005, 08:44 PM
Well...the boss was crap, but the ending was rather cool...I dunno if you remember or not, but the whole time travel, message from the future kinda thing? I thought that worked out great...the boss however, belongs in this thread.

I guess you got it mixed up with res evil on account of how the game operates.

The Mothman
11-07-2005, 07:58 AM
Worst boss ever....ready?

the boss like 4/5s of the way into Descent 2 is the gayes boss ever. it shoots flash missiles on you that home in on you, and blinds you for 10 seconds. but it shoots them non-stop. it is literally impossible to beat. gayest boss ever.