random thought

[barbra]

How come no person in history has taken over the world? Is it because the earth is round and you can't win a war on two fronts, or has some one already accomplished this and is keeping it quiet until the time is right?

[massacre man]

VICTORY IS MINE!

http://www.yanivalfasy.com/SM/profilepics/Stewie.gif

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Why is it impossible to destroy a Twinky?

[massacre man]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
Why is it impossible to destroy a Twinky? this works fine
http://www.hollywoodshoppes.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/fgtwinkiepoo.jpg

[Yellow Jacket]

originally posted by barbra
How come no person in history has taken over the world? Is it because the earth is round and you can't win a war on two fronts, or has some one already accomplished this and is keeping it quiet until the time is right?

Probably because they're watching the Austin Powers flicks too many times and studying Dr. Evil's tactics. But that's just a guess.

http://www.hull.ac.uk/history/dept/images/evilpinkyring.jpg

[barbra]

most of my threads have been going to shit, karma I think

[zwoti]

not your fault....


i blame

[Angra]

Howcome apples and pears are green while lemons and bananas are yellow??

[ENTITY2000]

some apples are red though!:p

[Angra]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
some apples are red though!:p

Hmm........ Mindblowing...

Makes you think, doesn´t it.:rolleyes:

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Angra
Hmm........ Mindblowing...

Makes you think, doesn´t it.:rolleyes:
sarcasm i love it, more, i need more :D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
some apples are red though!:p And some apples and pears are yellow, too...As well as some tomatoes and peppers....What the hell is this about, again???

[Angra]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
And some apples and pears are yellow, too...As well as some tomatoes and peppers....What the hell is this about, again???


It´s about deep thoughts....

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Angra
It´s about deep thoughts.... Oh...I see...Thanks for clearing that up.....Jack Handey kicks ass :cool:

[barbra]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
And some apples and pears are yellow, too...As well as some tomatoes and peppers....What the hell is this about, again??? I was wondering, with super powers and all this technology, it would be easy for some person with the proper resources to take over the world. I think it would be extremly easy for someone like bill gates. Or maybe its already been done and goverment is more of a puppet than we could have ever imagined. Its suddenly another shit thread posted by me. Thanks for wasting your time and my shallow words.

[The STE]

why doesn't it bother anybody that doctors call what they do "practice"?

[Angra]

Originally posted by The STE
why doesn't it bother anybody that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why doesn´t it bother anybody that they speak a language nobody else understands??:rolleyes:

[barbra]

Originally posted by Angra
Why doesn´t it bother anybody that they speak a language nobody else understands??:rolleyes: isn't latin like the root of all language??

[horror_master]

Chipmunk... I just a random though i have.

[barbra]

I need zwoti again.....

[The_Return]

Originally posted by horror_master
Chipmunk... I just a random though i have.

I can do a damn good chipmunk impression

[AUSTIN316426808]

Alexander The Great took over the known world in his time and if he wouldn't have gotten malaria he would've done alot more than that.

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by barbra
most of my threads have been going to shit, karma I think
maybe you should start posting threads on more logical things....like politics.

NO! i was just kidding. whatever you do, dont make one on politics

[zwoti]

Originally posted by barbra
I need zwoti again.....

somebody call?

http://www.bangser.com/ninja/images/7065_w.jpg

[barbra]

Originally posted by zwoti
somebody call?

http://www.bangser.com/ninja/images/7065_w.jpg I can't just go around asking you to delete every thread I make that goes to shit. The act might bring my post count back down to 1.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by barbra
I can't just go around asking you to delete every thread I make that goes to shit. The act might bring my post count back down to 1.

don't think it affects post count as threads/posts aren't deleted, just moved

[barbra]

Originally posted by zwoti
don't think it affects post count as threads/posts aren't deleted, just moved see, that was yet another bad joke, presented by yours truely.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by barbra
see, that was yet another bad joke, presented by yours truely.

or just me not getting it

[Yellow Jacket]

originally posted by The STE
why doesn't it bother anybody that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Well, now I am! And since we're on the random topic, I'd just like to say shitballs.

[AUSTIN316426808]

''I got thrown out of a bar in New York City''

[ShankS]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
''I got thrown out of a bar in New York City''

should behave yourself then.... or be good friends of the bar owner.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by ShankS
should behave yourself then.... or be good friends of the bar owner.


you don't know who Ron White is?

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
you don't know who Ron White is?

"They call me Tater Salad"

[ShankS]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
you don't know who Ron White is?

nope...

[massacre man]

Originally posted by ShankS
nope... www.tatersalad.com

[Aasiyan]

Ron White.......?

[orangestar]

My Spoon is too big.

[The STE]

ya know, I don't much care for almonds

[Gren the cake]

1 person > 6 billion people

oops.

1 person < 6 billion people

^_^. fix it.

[virus five]

Ouija boards make excellent room decor. Rather than use mine for its intended purpose, it is on display in my bedroom.

While this may seem more like a living room piece, guests may find it odd.