View Full Version : How can anyone be this fucking stupid?
The Mothman
04-29-2005, 07:00 AM
they are making a House Of The Dead 2. This is the worst idea ever.
Morgoth
04-29-2005, 08:45 AM
i hate it the firs one, why make a sequel,(stupid cunts)
i guees things would have been diferent if romero he would have direct it the firs one....
urgeok
04-29-2005, 09:11 AM
1) i agree - the movie was terrible.
2) i know people here hate grammar nazis but if you're going to refer to someone else as stupid in print... check your spelling and sentance structure.
zwoti
04-29-2005, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
2) i know people here hate grammar nazis but if you're going to refer to someone else as stupid in print... check your spelling and sentance structure.
is this irony on a basic level :p
urgeok
04-29-2005, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
is this irony on a basic level :p
no hahaha
its one of those words i always get wrong .. sentence.
but i wasnt calling anyone else stupid :D
horror_master
04-29-2005, 11:46 AM
The movie was crap at frist time around. maybe they will do a better job hte second time
barbra
04-29-2005, 01:26 PM
games made into movies.....:rolleyes:
Sedated_replica
04-29-2005, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by The Mothman
they are making a House Of The Dead 2. This is the worst idea ever.
You mean, the best idea ever. because that is my favorite movie I seen. MOVIE MASTERPIECE!
thepsychicfetus
04-29-2005, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
You mean, the best idea ever. because that is my favorite movie I seen. MOVIE MASTERPIECE!
i hate you...
crazy raplh
04-30-2005, 01:37 PM
It wouldn't suprise me if they did make it
bwind22
04-30-2005, 05:58 PM
House of the Dead sucked ass! There is no way in hell it deserves a sequel.
That being said, it can not be any worse than the first one! When you start with something that shitty... There's nowhere to go but up.
massacre man
04-30-2005, 06:05 PM
but Uwe Boll has nothing to do with it
ShankS
04-30-2005, 11:58 PM
I downloaded house of the dead dvd rip ages ago, just to see how shite it was... it was supposed to be an english rip, thank fuck it was German dubbed, and I didn't have to sit through it.
Angra
05-01-2005, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by The Mothman
they are making a House Of The Dead 2. This is the worst idea ever.
Guess the first must have been a hit in the cinemas??:confused:
Or the new director has seen the first, liked the idea, and thought... "I can do better".
Yellow Jacket
05-01-2005, 10:42 AM
GOD DAMMIT! Whta's with Hollywood these days?
originally posted by Sedated_replica
You mean, the best idea ever. because that is my favorite movie I seen. MOVIE MASTERPIECE!
You're kidding, right? If not, then...:eek: screw u, dumbass!
Jason Hodder
05-01-2005, 01:38 PM
Actually from what I understand it is going to be based on the game this time around. Plus Sid Haig is in it, so it might not be that bad.
The Mothman
05-01-2005, 04:31 PM
The game didnt have any plot from the first place. its a really dumb idae to make a movie about it....its kinda like, lets make a pac-man movie! with a plot!! it just wouldnt work.
Angra
05-01-2005, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by The Mothman
The game didnt have any plot from the first place. its a really dumb idae to make a movie about it....its kinda like, lets make a pac-man movie! with a plot!! it just wouldnt work.
LOL
Good example. :p
bwind22
05-02-2005, 12:48 AM
Maybe if we're lucky they can splice in a screenshot every five minutes so we don't ever forget that it's adapted from a video game. [/sarcasm]
Yellow Jacket
05-02-2005, 01:58 PM
originally posted by The Mothman
The game didnt have any plot from the first place. its a really dumb idae to make a movie about it....its kinda like, lets make a pac-man movie! with a plot!! it just wouldnt work.
Don't give them any ideas.:p
friday13thfan
05-02-2005, 05:24 PM
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!
why god why? hollywood as offically killed my hope of them making a good original movie. who in the fuck would come up with this idea? Whoever it is they have yet to watch the first one
crazy raplh
05-02-2005, 06:01 PM
sometimes you can't make it on your own.
kung-fu-jesus
05-03-2005, 11:54 AM
im not saying its the grates movie ever but i actually liked the first house of the dead, mabey cause i thought of it as an action movie not horror. ill admit the neither the acting or the plot were all that great but tha spanish conqiestidor zombies were bad ass.
tom-tom
05-04-2005, 01:52 AM
Originally posted by The Mothman
The game didnt have any plot from the first place. its a really dumb idae to make a movie about it....its kinda like, lets make a pac-man movie! with a plot!! it just wouldnt work.
Oh yeah, a pac-man movie...ha-ha-ha
good comparison
Angra
05-04-2005, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by kung-fu-jesus
im not saying its the grates movie ever but i actually liked the first house of the dead....
KILL THIS HEATHEN!!!!
massacre man
05-04-2005, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by tom-tom
Oh yeah, a pac-man movie...ha-ha-ha
good comparison there actually was one on Cartoon Network
urgeok
05-04-2005, 11:57 AM
and there was the porn version : Pack-it-in-Man
a guy in a big yellow outfit with a big purple ........
well, you get the idea.
Jim Allcorn
05-22-2005, 09:51 AM
I actually recorded a lovely looking high definition copy of HOUSE OF THE DEAD on my DVR the night that it premiered on Showtime a month or so ago, so that I could eventually take a look at it at my leisure. Well, that day finally came this past Friday & I only got about 10 minutes into it before I hit the Fast FWD button. And even then, I only got about halfway through the thing before giving up on it & erasing it's existence from my beloved machine.
Hell, not even the frequent topless scenes were worth viewing as there was obviously more plastic on display in them than in most of the zombie makeups! UGH!
MoonLit Meadow
06-01-2005, 09:49 PM
I never saw this movie ( and from the sound of it that's a good thing). But anyway, I read a review that said you could actually see the "jump-pads" that throw the stunt men into the air in the background. ;)
Seriously, check out the Amazon reviews of this movie if you want a good laugh. One guy said he considered suicide after watching it ;)
surfnazi
06-02-2005, 05:47 AM
I'm totally confused. Why would they make a House of the Dead 2? Like seriously I would really like to know one reason why they are going to. It bombed in the theaters, all the critics hated it, all the fans hated it, the DVD sales were meager, and it was considered blasphemy from every serious horror fan.
What the HELL could be there reason for this? Do they think they're going to make money? Cause they aren't, they're only going to lose it.
You think after the failures of this and Alone in the Dark they would stop making movies about horror video games.
Anyone have a clue as to why they're doing this? I'm really interested.
alkytrio666
06-04-2005, 04:57 AM
Well, hollywood decided that it was between this and thinking up a new, fresh idea for a movie- and we know how much hollywood hates that...
tom-tom
06-06-2005, 12:34 AM
Definitely a shit movie and a bad idea to do a squeal
TheOmen
06-18-2005, 09:58 PM
Why did all you dopes give the original a chance in hell anyway? It was a dumb fucking idea back then. But you still watched it. You are the reason we have this sequel..thanks!
MoonLit Meadow
06-18-2005, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by TheOmen
Why did all you dopes give the original a chance in hell anyway? It was a dumb fucking idea back then. But you still watched it. You are the reason we have this sequel..thanks!
LMAO. Pretty funny. I never saw it...;)
urgeok
06-21-2005, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by TheOmen
Why did all you dopes give the original a chance in hell anyway? It was a dumb fucking idea back then. But you still watched it. You are the reason we have this sequel..thanks!
i dont do a lot of in depth research for every movie i see.
i didnt even see an ad since i dont watch TV.
I hear there's new zombie movie out - with an actual theatrical release for a change - so i went and checked it out.
dont think that qualifies me as a dope.
anyway - he can make a million of them for all i care - i went to one - thought it sucked - i wouldnt go to another. end of story.
No one is placing a gun to my head to make me see the next one so if he wants to make it - whoop dee doodle do.
if other people do see it then there is a market for it.
if the same people go to each one complaining how bad they are - then i would consider them to be dopes.
alkytrio666
06-21-2005, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by TheOmen
Why did all you dopes give the original a chance in hell anyway? It was a dumb fucking idea back then. But you still watched it. You are the reason we have this sequel..thanks!
And it's stuck ups like you who we can thank for making hollywood recreate the same ideas over and over again 'cause you're arrogant and refuse to give new ideas a chance. Thanks!
barbra
06-21-2005, 12:13 PM
maybe house of the dead made money when it went to video, and some one is hoping that 2 will generate money from that.
AngelaBaker
06-22-2005, 04:31 PM
First one sucked, will skip this
I rented this movie solely because the movie box cover looked cool... What a mistake....
I surely hope they put the Sega Rave Party with the topless girls in this second version...... The best part in HOTD was the videogame flashbacks.... What were they thinking? I bet the videogame had a better plot than the movie....
I really doubt they will make part 2 bc no one liked it at all... The director should have his eye lids held open and watch HOTD 10 times.
Fear Dot Com 2 comes out in September.... I already pre-ordered my tickets............haha
PS.... Not all videogames that turn into a movie are bad.... Resident Evil was ok.
Shade
06-25-2005, 02:45 PM
I hate to ruin the pattern here but I'll probably rent this with some friends. The first one was hillarious. I mean the mystery science theater you get going writes itself. Yep, I'm gonna go see this movie and sit in the front row.
Yellow Jacket
07-05-2005, 08:46 AM
originally posted by BH14
Fear Dot Com 2 comes out in September
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why? Why, why, why? Please tell me that your kidding. PLEASE!!! House of the Dead was better than Fear Dot Com (not saying much.) Just please me you're kidding. PLEASE!!!
AUSTIN316426808
07-05-2005, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by BH14
Fear Dot Com 2 comes out in September.... I already pre-ordered my tickets............haha
I guess they're going to make one evertime another Ring comes out and gives them more ideas.
I was just joking about Fear Dot Com 2 coming out... Fear Dot Com is kinda like the Ring because everyone who watches it kinda wants to kill themselves from experiencing that movie. I atleast finished House of the Dead for the climax ending battle... I had to turn off Fear Dot Com.
MrShape
07-07-2005, 12:58 PM
The only thing in Boll's atrocity that kept me from clawing my eyes out was the numerous naked chicks. If they're going to make a sequel, I say just forget the plot and characters and just fill the thing with nothing but naked girls being attacked by zombies. They could call it House Of The Dead Gone Wild and they'd still have a way better movie then they did the first time.