How do you get a girlfriend?

[Nyder]

This is really puzzling me. I am 23 and I see all these couples walking around and I'm walking around by myself and I think: "this sucks". It just seems natural to everyone else but I think that it is kind of like going to an alien planet. Yes, you are probably thinking where I have been all my life but I just tend to think about things more often then not.

[ChEEbA]

If you're trying, stop...
If you're not trying, start?
All you can really do is reverse your tactics.

I dunno really, chicks have always kinda just come by me...I got asked out by THEM more often than likewise.
I have to admit, my most successful efforts were when I wasn't particularly paying a great deal of interest in making it happen.
Steer clear of being too much of a "nice guy".
I mean, don't be an asshole, but for me, the whole " too sweet" routine only ever worked a negative effect for me.
If you get a date or whatever, fuck the stereotypical shit off.
Cruise some old record stores with a girl, go to the chinese friday night markets (this is, of course assuming you're from sydney too), take her to paintball skirmish with your friends....or.... you could just make her suggest something?
Talk, listen, don't get too caught up in what you THINK you should say, 'cos you'll just come across as an idiot if you do.

Ok, so that's what's worked for me...it doesn't come with a
male-species wide garauntee though. That's just MY "how".

[urgeok]

like Cheeba said ... be yourself... simple as that.
if you try being anything else you wont be able to sustain it and you'll look like a dick.

if being yourself doesnt work .. you might want to have a good long look at your personality and figure out whats missing.

[The Mothman]

get 'em drunk. LOL:p :p :p

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by Nyder
This is really puzzling me. I am 23 and I see all these couples walking around and I'm walking around by myself and I think: "this sucks". It just seems natural to everyone else but I think that it is kind of like going to an alien planet. Yes, you are probably thinking where I have been all my life but I just tend to think about things more often then not.

I feel the same way :(

[Preacher]

To keep em....

two words.....

ORAL SEX (on her obviously)

[Elvis_Christ]

:eek: social expectations claim another victim :eek:

Don't feel bad or "abnormal" about any shit like this because of "expected norms" that society places on you. TV and the media force feed us all this crap that you have to be in a relationship to have a successful rewarding life and your a failure if you aren't. Fuck buying into their bullshit and becoming a slave to convention. Just be yourself and I'm sure something will work out......

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Nyder
This is really puzzling me. I am 23 and I see all these couples walking around and I'm walking around by myself and I think: "this sucks". It just seems natural to everyone else but I think that it is kind of like going to an alien planet. Yes, you are probably thinking where I have been all my life but I just tend to think about things more often then not.


Maybe you're gay.


Haha just kidding.

Do you hang out with a lot of girls as it is and just want to know how to make one like you as more than a friend? Or are you asking when/where/how to meet them in general? Elaborate more on your problem if you need better advice than what you're getting.

[newb]

Have you tried using a club?
http://www.etxrn.com/junction/images/caveman_drag.gif

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

After the club get you in a relationship, threats can also be used to keep you in it.

[Nyder]

Hmm. I'm not gay - even if I was, I wouldn't know how to ask a guy out either. :p I don't know any girls. Actually I know one, but she has a boyfriend (I think) :rolleyes: . A few of them tried to show an interest in me, but I just freaked out and tried to avoid them.

First time was in year 7. I told my friends that I liked this girl and they told her and she told them she liked me too. I couldn't even look at her after that.

Maybe I just need the right medication. ;)

[urgeok]

the best thing is .. it just gets worse and worse as you get older !!


woo hooo !

[newb]

Sounds like your extremely shy and lacking a little self confidence.
Take a good look in the mirror.....see...YOU ARE WORTHY MY FRIEND. Don't be scared of the fairer sex...we are all the same....cept they smell better.
I bet you have a lot to offer.Just take the time to get to know them and things will work out.YOU CAN DO IT NYDER........now get your club and off you go.

[newb]

My book can be purchased at your local book store.

http://epigraphics.com/Images/Motivation_Book.gif

[newb]

All proceeds to benefit the "Newb Penis Enlargement Fund"

[barbra]

get a shovel, you like old chicks? Do you own vasoline?

[Babygurl20]

Just be yourself, and if the chick doesn't like it.............fuck her................don't change yourself just to please one of us. We chicks have a tendency to be well.............really big bitches at times, so don't let us get ya down

In the words of Tupac "KEEP YA HEAD UP" :) :cool:

[Marroe]

Originally posted by newb
Sounds like your extremely shy and lacking a little self confidence.
Take a good look in the mirror.....see...YOU ARE WORTHY MY FRIEND. Don't be scared of the fairer sex...we are all the same....cept they smell better.
I bet you have a lot to offer.Just take the time to get to know them and things will work out.YOU CAN DO IT NYDER........now get your club and off you go. True that. If you like a girl you can't be all shy about it, you gotta lettem' know, BUT DON'T BE TOO COCKY! That whole shy, acting like you're not interested thing only confuses, and pisses off (well, me at least). But keep in mind, it's okay to show a little of your shy side once you've won the girl over with your blazing confidence, haha, that's always cute.
And please make sure you smell good and brush your teeth:)

[urgeok]

i think he needs to work on some great pick up lines ..


hey, bebbeh ...

'are you tired, because i was thinking about you all day'


'if i told you that you had a beautiful body ... could i see it ?'

'roses are red,
violets are blue,
you have nice tits,
can i see them ?

[Kitty]

most of the time guys are ass holes thats way@

[Marroe]

Originally posted by urgeok
i think he needs to work on some great pick up lines ..


hey, bebbeh ...

'are you tired, because i was thinking about you all day'


'if i told you that you had a beautiful body ... could i see it ?'

'roses are red,
violets are blue,
you have nice tits,
can i see them ? BWAHA! that last one is great. I'm gonna start goin' up to chicks and using that one.

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
i think he needs to work on some great pick up lines ..


hey, bebbeh ...

'are you tired, because i was thinking about you all day'


'if i told you that you had a beautiful body ... could i see it ?'

'roses are red,
violets are blue,
you have nice tits,
can i see them ?

You are quite the poet.:)

[Kitty]

hahahahahahahahaha

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
You are quite the poet.:)


lemme tell you my son .. these lines are the real thing !!
I've used them for 30 years and i've been laid .. lemme see ...

2 times now !


ok .. one was my hand and the other was a watermelon ...

but i'm telling you .. the lines worked !!!

[barbra]

worst line I ever heard was:
"hey baby, you got any indian in you?
want some?"

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
lemme tell you my son .. these lines are the real thing !!
I've used them for 30 years and i've been laid .. lemme see ...

2 times now !


ok .. one was my hand and the other was a watermelon ...

but i'm telling you .. the lines worked !!!

Ya gotta try the good ole American apple pie.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
Ya gotta try the good ole American apple pie.

i really really really never understood that one.

[DannyDreams]

Originally posted by urgeok
i think he needs to work on some great pick up lines ..


hey, bebbeh ...

'are you tired, because i was thinking about you all day'


'if i told you that you had a beautiful body ... could i see it ?'

'roses are red,
violets are blue,
you have nice tits,
can i see them ?

Ahh if you are going to use bad pick-up lines then get them right.

Its "Baby are you tired, because you have running through my mind all day".

Anyways dude, it never happens when you dwell on it. Best thing to do is stay busy, get into something active, and the next thing you know your calling her up for the first date. If your just sitting around sulking about it, probably won't happen. Get out life is good...sex will come soon enough.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by DannyDreams
Ahh if you are going to use bad pick-up lines then get them right.

Its "Baby are you tired, because you have running through my mind all day".

Anyways dude, it never happens when you dwell on it. Best thing to do is stay busy, get into something active, and the next thing you know your calling her up for the first date. If your just sitting around sulking about it, probably won't happen. Get out life is good...sex will come soon enough.


oh brother...
i got all 3 wrong on purpose.

didnt anyone else get it ?

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
oh brother...
i got all 3 wrong on purpose.

didnt anyone else get it ?

Yeah.....sure you did....:rolleyes:








:D

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
i really really really never understood that one.

Thats because your Canadian.

[DannyDreams]

I know, was furthering the joke by being the anal guy with correctly quoted pickup lines.

Double...oh brother.

[urgeok]

uh-huh.


i wonder if this thing goes backwards ...

[DannyDreams]

lol, probably not.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

If you're super shy and don't get over it in time, you're doomed to settle with someone ugly and boring who you "learn to love" aka learn to get along with.

[urgeok]

failing that, there's always the old standby ..

2 pieces of liver, lightly warmed in the microwave.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Urge should make a list of what to do and threadstarter should just do the exact opposite of everything.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Urge should make a list of what to do and threadstarter should just do the exact opposite of everything.


hahahahah dont you have any faith in me ? :D

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

absolutely none :p

[urgeok]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
absolutely none :p

so ... starting my own cult ... probably not gonna fly then ?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
Thats because your Canadian.


are you saying that americans are just a bunch of piefuckers ??!! :eek:

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
are you saying that americans are just a bunch of piefuckers ??!! :eek:

Not just fucking....sometimes fore-play is involved.
http://daschlevthune.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pie_eating_smith_03.jpg

[urgeok]

i bet thats apple pie too :D

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by newb
Not just fucking....sometimes fore-play is involved.
http://daschlevthune.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pie_eating_smith_03.jpg

LMAO!!!! :D

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

fuck, now I want apple pie. :(

[The STE]

take her to a fancy restaurant, act like whatever boring shit she's saying is the most interesting thing you've ever heard, then ask if you can put your penis into her vagina

[urgeok]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
fuck, now I want apple pie. :(

you mean you want the pie in the symbolic way, or you actually want to eat some apple pie. with some french vanilla icecream .. ?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
take her to a fancy restaurant, act like whatever boring shit she's saying is the most interesting thing you've ever heard, then ask if you can put your penis into her vagina

the wording is very important - dont get nervous and reverse the two ..

[DraculaInDallas]

To get her...Show genuine interest in her and her interests. Always treat her like a lady, what you have to say is not that important, being able to listen to what she has to say is the key, woman want a man that will listen when they need to talk....

To keep her....See above, plus make sure you take care of business in the bedroom. DO NOT slack on foreplay. DO NOT rush the foreplay. A talented tongue in all the right places will do wonders :p Also when making love to her make sure she comes harder than she ever has in her life. And be sure to stare right into her eyes while shes coming, thats very important ;)

And if all of this fails there's always the last fucking thing to fall back on.......
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[barbra]

Originally posted by Nyder
This is really puzzling me. I am 23 and I see all these couples walking around and I'm walking around by myself and I think: "this sucks". It just seems natural to everyone else but I think that it is kind of like going to an alien planet. Yes, you are probably thinking where I have been all my life but I just tend to think about things more often then not. Im just curious why you would ask a bunch of internet jockys this question.

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by urgeok
you mean you want the pie in the symbolic way, or you actually want to eat some apple pie. with some french vanilla icecream .. ?

LMAO!!! Urge sweety, think with your other head!!! ;) :D

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by barbra
Im just curious why you would ask a bunch of internet jockys this question.

Desperation?

[barbra]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Desperation? we could all mail him $5 and let a street walker give him a ride, but I don't really see the members of horror being that charitable

[Haunted]

Attention?


I'm too cynical for this question. The whole question...the big question...whatever

[barbra]

Originally posted by Haunted
Attention?


I'm too cynical for this question. The whole question...the big question...whatever aww, don't be bitter

[Babygurl20]

Here's an idea, but you have to follow these steps precisely..........

1)drive down the road slowly till you spot a fine peice of ass
2)put on your ski cap and stop the car as quick as you can
3)Jump out of the car with rope handy and drag her back to the car where you hog tie her ass
4) (most important step) While she is hog tied, get down on your knees and beg her to be your girlfriend, tell her how desperate you are and that you might need a little help but you think she could help you through this troubling time


*****There ya have it......should work like a charm!!!******
:D

[ItsAlive75]

Join a band....

Seems to work.

[The STE]

get a role in a big blockbuster movie in which you have a full-frontal nude scene. Unless your penis is little, in which case for Buddha's sake don't do that

[Haunted]

Originally posted by barbra
aww, don't be bitter


Bitterness is my name sourness is my game. That was so so lame.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Haunted
Attention?


I'm too cynical for this question. The whole question...the big question...whatever

If he thinks he's going to out-whore me for attention, he's got another thing coming.

[barbra]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
If he thinks he's going to out-whore me for attention, he's got another thing coming. that would be hard considering your avatar..

haunted, bad day?

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
If he thinks he's going to out-whore me for attention, he's got another thing coming.

LOL, that is impossible

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
LOL, that is impossible

That's true.

(I only said it for attention. ) :o

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
That's true.

(I only said it for attention. ) :o

But your still the best attention whore I've known. :cool:

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
But your still the best attention whore I've known. :cool:

so we have 2 attention whores battling it out, 1 dude, 1 girl.................what is the solution to this???......Ya'll just start fuckin and not worry about attention for a while :D

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Atleast I can spell and don't use 4 smileys in every post right?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Babygurl20
so we have 2 attention whores battling it out, 1 dude, 1 girl................. :D

It's really no contest. ;)

[barbra]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
It's really no contest. ;) are you entertained now?

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Atleast I can spell and don't use 4 smileys in every post right?

And who.....are you talking about???

[Sedated_replica]

:eek: :confused: :mad: :rolleyes: ;)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by barbra
are you entertained now?

Why? Were you just about to light yourself on fire? If so, then no.

[barbra]

now (http://perso.wanadoo.fr/chezmaevina/Cat-Fight.jpg) ,now (http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/catfight_cement.jpg) ladies

[barbra]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Why? Were you just about to light yourself on fire? If so, then no. are you saying that seeing me on fire would not be entertaining? I think Im a little confused.

[Babygurl20]

I think that is her point and your point, to confuse us all dammit............. :confused:

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

http://www.epa.gov/seahome/hazwaste/images/gascan.jpg

I'm saying wait for me to get the marshmellows, bitch. :p

[urgeok]

so, everyone having fun while i was at dinner ..


y'all are crayzee !!

[Hate_Breeder]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
http://www.epa.gov/seahome/hazwaste/images/gascan.jpg

I'm saying wait for me to get the marshmellows, bitch. :p

You wouldnt happen to have some crunk juice in that would you?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
You wouldnt happen to have some crunk juice in that would you?

http://www.the411online.com/bet2003a/P6240308.jpg

[barbra]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
[B
I'm saying wait for me to get the marshmellows, bitch. :p [/B] I'll supply the fire (http://www.theodoregray.com/Archive/2002/07/09/Periodic_Table/MagnesiumBurning/68+.JPG) and you'll supply the fuel.. sounds like a deal. Im going to go get that fire started.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I'm going to ask Vin Diesel if he can bring his guitar.

[barbra]

he can borrow mine

[Nyder]

Don't get me wrong. I'm not some kind of weirdo. It's just that sometimes when I'm out and about and I see all these couples I just think: "this sucks me being all lonely while they get to do all that stuff".

I've never even asked a girl out. It just seems so corny to me. I could say: " Do you want to go see a movie?". But I'd feel really corny saying that.

[Nyder]

On second thought maybe I'll just stop worrying about it and just accept that I'll always be a virgin. :cool:

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Nyder
On second thought maybe I'll just stop worrying about it and just accept that I'll always be a virgin. :cool:



No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.

'Cause - 'cause - 'cause I remember when a we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown,
Oba - obaserving the 'ypocrites
As they would mingle with the good people we meet.
Good friends we have, oh, good friends we've lost
Along the way.
In this great future, you can't forget your past;
So dry your tears, I seh.

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.
'Ere, little darlin', don't shed no tears:
No, woman, no cry.

Said - said - said: I remember when-a we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown.
And then Georgie would make the fire lights,
As it was logwood burnin' through the nights.
Then we would cook cornmeal porridge,
Of which I'll share with you;
My feet is my only carriage,
So I've got to push on through.
But while I'm gone, I mean:
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
I said, everything's gonna be all right-a!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right, now!
Everything's gonna be all right!

So, woman, no cry;
No - no, woman - woman, no cry.
Woman, little sister, don't shed no tears;
No, woman, no cry.
---
[Guitar solo]
---
I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown.
And then Georgie would make the fire lights,
As it was logwood burnin' through the nights.
Then we would cook cornmeal porridge,
Of which I'll share with you;
My feet is my only carriage,
So I've got to push on through.
But while I'm gone:

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.
Woman, little darlin', say don't shed no tears;
No, woman, no cry.

Eh! (Little darlin', don't shed no tears!
No, woman, no cry.
Little sister, don't shed no tears!
No, woman, no cry.)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
If he thinks he's going to out-whore me for attention, he's got another thing coming.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Nyder
On second thought maybe I'll just stop worrying about it and just accept that I'll always be a virgin. :cool:

alternatively to solve any issues....:p

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Jesus hates Nevada.

[Angra]

Originally posted by Nyder
Don't get me wrong. I'm not some kind of weirdo. It's just that sometimes when I'm out and about and I see all these couples I just think: "this sucks me being all lonely while they get to do all that stuff".

I've never even asked a girl out. It just seems so corny to me. I could say: " Do you want to go see a movie?". But I'd feel really corny saying that.



I know exactly how you feel, dude.:(

Lets cry together...

[zwoti]

Originally posted by Angra
I know exactly how you feel, dude.:(

Lets cry together...

you make a great couple :p

[Angra]

Originally posted by zwoti
you make a great couple :p

What the hell is the guy in red doing?:confused:

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Angra
What the hell is the guy in red doing?:confused:


emptying his ass, preparing for some action.

[barbra]

Originally posted by Angra
What the hell is the guy in red doing?:confused: praying,

hey nyder,
be careful who you have sex with for the first time. There are a lot of women out there who aren't worth shit and once you fuck them, its going to be like you just saw a godess for the frist time. If the person you lose your virginity to is a sucubus then you might end up getting really hurt and turn bitter.

[Angra]

Originally posted by barbra
praying,

hey nyder,
be careful who you have sex with for the first time. There are a lot of women out there who aren't worth shit and once you fuck them, its going to be like you just saw a godess for the frist time. If the person you lose your virginity to is a sucubus then you might end up getting really hurt and turn bitter.


If the guy hasn´t had sex for years, do you really think he cares about that?

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Angra
If the guy hasn´t had sex for years, do you really think he cares about that?

Nothing like a warm whole to make all the bad go away.;)

[Angra]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Nothing like a warm whole to make all the bad go away.;)


Yummy yum-yum!;)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

get a job at the morgue

[barbra]

Originally posted by Angra
If the guy hasn´t had sex for years, do you really think he cares about that? he SAID he was a virgin, Ive deflowerd 2 boys and both of them thought they were in love afterwards thats all i was getting at.

[Angra]

Originally posted by barbra
he SAID he was a virgin, Ive deflowerd 2 boys and both of them thought they were in love afterwards thats all i was getting at.


Yes yes, and that´s all nice and sweet of you to care about his feelings. But don´t expect him to follow your advice just yet.;)

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
To get her...Show genuine interest in her and her interests. Always treat her like a lady, what you have to say is not that important, being able to listen to what she has to say is the key, woman want a man that will listen when they need to talk....

To keep her....See above, plus make sure you take care of business in the bedroom. DO NOT slack on foreplay. DO NOT rush the foreplay. A talented tongue in all the right places will do wonders :p Also when making love to her make sure she comes harder than she ever has in her life. And be sure to stare right into her eyes while shes coming, thats very important ;)

And if all of this fails there's always the last fucking thing to fall back on.......
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GOODLORD! that sounds good to me. *dreamy* *sigh*









that bag of money of course

[Babygurl20]

Originally posted by ShankS
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.

'Cause - 'cause - 'cause I remember when a we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown,
Oba - obaserving the 'ypocrites
As they would mingle with the good people we meet.
Good friends we have, oh, good friends we've lost
Along the way.
In this great future, you can't forget your past;
So dry your tears, I seh.

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.
'Ere, little darlin', don't shed no tears:
No, woman, no cry.



Said - said - said: I remember when-a we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown.
And then Georgie would make the fire lights,
As it was logwood burnin' through the nights.
Then we would cook cornmeal porridge,
Of which I'll share with you;
My feet is my only carriage,
So I've got to push on through.
But while I'm gone, I mean:
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right!
I said, everything's gonna be all right-a!
Everything's gonna be all right!
Everything's gonna be all right, now!
Everything's gonna be all right!

So, woman, no cry;
No - no, woman - woman, no cry.
Woman, little sister, don't shed no tears;
No, woman, no cry.
---
[Guitar solo]
---
I remember when we used to sit
In the government yard in Trenchtown.
And then Georgie would make the fire lights,
As it was logwood burnin' through the nights.
Then we would cook cornmeal porridge,
Of which I'll share with you;
My feet is my only carriage,
So I've got to push on through.
But while I'm gone:

No, woman, no cry;
No, woman, no cry.
Woman, little darlin', say don't shed no tears;
No, woman, no cry.

Eh! (Little darlin', don't shed no tears!
No, woman, no cry.
Little sister, don't shed no tears!
No, woman, no cry.) I happen to like that song very much............. :p

[XFeaRX]

Originally posted by urgeok
like Cheeba said ... be yourself... simple as that.
if you try being anything else you wont be able to sustain it and you'll look like a dick.

if being yourself doesnt work .. you might want to have a good long look at your personality and figure out whats missing.

Too add on this- Yes you have to be yourself, that is the first half. But you also have to find someone who likes you for who you are. If you get with someone who thinks your someone you are not, than the relationship will not work. You got to find that one special girl, do not just settle for whats avaliable.
Regarding " if being yourself doesnt work .. you might want to have a good long look at your personality and figure out whats missing.", this is some bad advice urgeok. If you figure out what is missing, what do you do? Change your personality? It being yourself does not work with one girl, find another one. If she doesnt like you like you are that is her problem, not your's.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by XFeaRX

Regarding " if being yourself doesnt work .. you might want to have a good long look at your personality and figure out whats missing.", this is some bad advice urgeok. If you figure out what is missing, what do you do? Change your personality? It being yourself does not work with one girl, find another one. If she doesnt like you like you are that is her problem, not your's.


we're assuming he's an ok guy with bad luck or shyness issues.
I've seen a lot of people who are too unpleasant to have someone care for them.

if you are generally unlikable .. then i suggest taking a good look at yourself and seeing if positive changes could be made..


thats where i was coming from ..(not that i'm assuming this guy is that way either ... but it's a viable possibility)

[Sedated_replica]

I suggest that you get a good paying job and buy a fast fancy car. Then you'll get a girl that likes you.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
I suggest that you get a good paying job and buy a fast fancy car. Then you'll get a girl that likes you.

more like she'll love the car......

[Angra]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
I suggest that you get a good paying job and buy a fast fancy car. Then you'll get a girl that likes you.


You are so wise..

[Marroe]

Originally posted by ShankS
more like she'll love the car...... I hate guys with cars

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Marroe
I hate guys with cars

i've got a van baby !

the shaggin wagon,


ohhhh yeahhhhhh

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by ShankS
emptying his ass, preparing for some action.

So guys crap standing up with their pants on? That explains alot.

[barbra]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
I suggest that you get a good paying job and buy a fast fancy car. Then you'll get a girl that likes you. you say you live in california???

[chrisbarnesfan1]

whip out my shlong

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
I suggest that you get a good paying job and buy a fast fancy car. Then you'll get a girl that likes you. If a girl likes you BECAUSE you have "a good paying job and a fast fancy car"....You need a different girl....

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
GOODLORD! that sounds good to me. *dreamy* *sigh*









that bag of money of course

LMAO!!!! :D gets 'em everytime!!!!!!!

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Nothing like a warm whole to make all the bad go away.;)

My kinda gal :p ;) :D

[ShankS]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
So guys crap standing up with their pants on? That explains alot.

if it's sloppy...runs down the leg, catch it in the sock.

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
So guys crap standing up with their pants on? That explains alot.

LMFAO!!!! Miss J you're killing me!!! :D

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Marroe
I hate guys with cars

what if it's raining and a guy wants to drive you somewhere for the evening?

[ADOM]

Wear a wedding ring. Don't get the concept, but women love guys who commit and they love a challenge. Of course, then you will have to fake your divorce to continue the relationship, but you can always use the imaginary wife as an excuse to hang out with your buddies.

Seriosly, you can try learning how to tend bar. It will help you get over being shy. Women have to talk you to get their drink. If they are ordering for themselves, there is a good chance they are alone, most of them flirt to try and get a free drink, if they are still flirting after you make them pay a few times it's just because they like you. Occasionally you even get to play hero and throw out some pushy guy who may be bothering them. Hey, it's your job.

It takes about a day to learn the basics and a few weeks to memorize the basic drinks. You should be able to find some pretty lucrative part time bar tending gigs in CA.

I haven't done it in years, but if I wouldn't want to be single without it.

[urgeok]

hey, just save your money :

http://www.mailorderbrides.com/

[ShankS]

Originally posted by urgeok
hey, just save your money :

http://www.mailorderbrides.com/

rofl... they have a forum that says 'COMING SOON!" :D me is gona join up for a laugh and play up.

[Nyder]

Hmm. A wedding ring, a car, money, being likable... That is an awful lot of effort.

Well back to the drawing board. :p

[urgeok]

well, there is one thing we forgot :

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Nyder
Hmm. A wedding ring, a car, money, being likable... That is an awful lot of effort.

Well back to the drawing board. :p

you could always lurk down at the local lake, and search for a discarded doll.

[ShankS]

or there's always party doll, she'll let you chuck her in the swiming pool, whilst you get drunk with your mates at the late bbq party....and you get no back chat, how cool is that :D

then take her home for a rub down.

[urgeok]

just dont get caught by your mom like shanksie !

[ShankS]

Originally posted by urgeok
just dont get caught by your mom like shanksie !

oh comon now, I aint gona use no cheap rubber thing like that... I want proper realistic firmness... you seen 'Love Object' now thats the sort of dollie thats real like.

:p

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by Marroe
I hate guys with cars

;)

Originally posted by barbra
you say you live in california???

Originally posted by bloodrayne
If a girl likes you BECAUSE you have "a good paying job and a fast fancy car"....You need a different girl....

Originally posted by ShankS
more like she'll love the car......

Originally posted by Angra
You are so wise..

Can anyone take a joke? Do I always have to put a J/K or a :rolleyes: after every joke post. Of course a girl won't like you, if you have a fancy Car or a good paying job

[ClassicHorror]

Originally posted by The STE
take her to a fancy restaurant, act like whatever boring shit she's saying is the most interesting thing you've ever heard, then ask if you can put your penis into her vagina

Stop copying South Park, lmao.

[ChEEbA]

Can anyone take a joke? Do I always have to put a J/K or a after every joke post. Of course a girl won't like you, if you have a fancy Car or a good paying job

I guess when your primary form of "communication" is through either lame insults, or unfunny attempted sarcasm, it makes it a little hard to tell with you, Sedanus.

[kung-fu-jesus]

ok first off you need some major confidence, second how old are you. you need to learn how to communicat with chicks, its really not that hard. bar hopping is a good thing. try someone you know you have something in common with first. dating isnt really that hard. try to be original. for a first date dont take her to dinner and a movie. i wouldnt really recomend dating a
co-worker its to much of a risk. look for potential dates in places where you go often. a potental date could happen at any time. be prepaired for the worst, first dates dont always go that well. dont be nervious, if you are dont show it. girls like a guy who has his shit together, and confidence is key. dont be to cocky or to shy. they a double date, if it starts to suck you still got your friend for back up( try to have the friend be a girl. double dating may sound stupid but if you trully fuck up you will probibly be able to learn something either form your friend(it is key that the friend is a girl) or from watching the other guy). be funny. dont be a fucking chicken, but dont be to daring. let some of your friends set youup on some dates, if it all goes bad at least you will get some much needed practice. talk and make damn sure you listento every thing the girl has to say(every thing, no matter how boaring it gets). being to smooth is not good.


so basicly just get of your ass, get out there and make yourself avlible.


good luck

P.S. if you do gat lucky chicks love good fourplay.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I guess when your primary form of "communication" is through either lame insults, or unfunny attempted sarcasm, it makes it a little hard to tell with you, Sedanus.

How long did it take you to come up with that? You would be thinking of anus, because you love to suck em'. Don't you?

[kung-fu-jesus]

enough bull shit this guy really needs our help, he is still a vergin and probibly in his mid 20's to early 30's.

[barbra]

Originally posted by kung-fu-jesus
enough bull shit this guy really needs our help, he is still a vergin and probibly in his mid 20's to early 30's. if he had a vagina, he would be a national treasure

[kung-fu-jesus]

LOL, this is very true. there are to fe vergins left in the world.
even nicholis cage would search for him.

[Gren the cake]

this is what i say with pretty much EVERYTHING

just see what happens. dont push it. that doesnt mean to jus sit on ur ass though, maybe get out and talk to people. u can at least make some friends, then u know... something can form later on..

just get out, talk to people at work, school, at the store, library, etc etc.... ;)

[ChEEbA]

How long did it take you to come up with that? You would be thinking of anus, because you love to suck em'. Don't you?

But again, I'm being like you...right?
Its really funny the amount you choose to obsess on "gay" and the ass-related...I think it says a lot about you.
In future, yknow...breathe the OTHER way, I don't dig on the smell of cock...

Do society a favour - go prevent the rest of your family from breeding, scum...kill them all, they raised you, I hold them responsible for the walking peice of shit that you are.
Make sure they hurt plenty, cunt.

[GorePhobia]

me being the man with the game....i know what you can do....meet girls online....who probably have low self esteem. Make them feel good.....ask to meet up, put a movie on....ask them to lie down with you then make a move.....97% if the time I did it i got laid......or atleast touched her breast lol just try it and see how it works.....if that dont work I'll give you a money back guareentee

[Gren the cake]

LOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

at least ur honest!!!

holy fuck man, that deserves a LMAO!

[slasherman]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
me being the man with the game....i know what you can do....meet girls online....who probably have low self esteem. Make them feel good.....ask to meet up, put a movie on....ask them to lie down with you then make a move.....97% if the time I did it i got laid......or atleast touched her breast lol just try it and see how it works.....if that dont work I'll give you a money back guareentee
Thanks :D

[GorePhobia]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
LOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

at least ur honest!!!

holy fuck man, that deserves a LMAO!

but hey dont i have a new gf every other day lol

[Aasiyan]

How about you concentrate less on getting a girlfriend. Just relax about it. If you get desperate, it gives of a creepy vibe, and no one likes that! Just chill, you will find someone you just click with. It may not be today or tomorrow, or even next month, but that's okay. Girls are more likely to enjoy time with someone who's just wanting to have fun in life. Promise.

[ChEEbA]

Ask her to touch your penis.

[Aasiyan]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Ask her to touch your penis.

LOL. You might not want the girls that pick up line works on. :D

[ChEEbA]

It worked on SEDATED...?
Oh shit, she/he told me not to say anything about it....

[Aasiyan]

Don't worry, I wont pass that little bit of info on. :p

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
but hey dont i have a new gf every other day lol
YES you do!

[Nyder]

I will try (I have to, believe me). Still feel too awkward though. I really fucked up. Any males reading this, don't do what I did (have fear, depression and isolation). You will screw up your life.

[Nyder]

Yeah, I would like to go and meet girls, but I have nothing to say to them. I try to be nice and end up feeling like a total dweeb. Hmmm, no self esteem. Ok now I'm on zoloft maybe that will help... :confused:

[ChEEbA]

Zoloft...an antidepressant...well, don't go up all off your face either, may not be the best approach, wait for them to settle a little.
This is the MOST effort I'd personally ever make, in a "singles" kinda situation...so yeah, I HAVE picked up one or two chicks in my time, it's not always been blind luck.
If you're in a place, where there is apparently available women, say...a stereotype of a place like a bar/pub or whatever...try chillin' on your own a bit, or with friends...if someone catches your eye there, rock up, just say "hey", introduce yourself, and invite her to a game of pool.
Don't expect her to ditch her friend/s, invite them too, then, see if a conversation strikes up during the game...if so, yknow, get y'self and her a drink...and, yknow what? Here's some advice regarding how to go about that - Suggest a coke first so it doesn't look like you're trying to immediately get her wasted.
Something like "I'm having a coke, you want one? or, if you want something else?" I can see that working for me, so...try it.
See, it should be a lil' less tense this way with the pool game...'cos she shouldn't feel obligated to hang around after the game if things don't go according to plan.
Conversation should therefore be pretty casual and not they won't feel trapped...with any luck, you should be able to glance a few nice titty shots, just don't stare.
Don't let her win (unless she REALLY is good enough), but don't completely floor her ass either. If by the end of the game, you feel like things are going well (don't rely on alcohol induced ego), ask her if she and/or her friends would like another game.
If she doesn't want to stay, don't make her...just point out where you'll be sitting/playing and tell her she's welcome to join you anytime.
If she hangs around, it's all good...get some talking done, couple more drinks, let her pick up a round if she wants to...so yeah, if this goes on, and everything's cool between you, she may seperate from her friends, and slip you her number, if not...and you actually DO like this girl, and it's more than just a pussy chase, be upfront with her - tell her you liked hangin' out with her and wanna do it again, give her your number, don't ask...just be all like "here it is, in case you wanna give me a call sometime", and with any luck, she will.
When you're about to leave, if she's got a car or whatever, walk her to it, or back to her friends, shake a few hands, and get the fuck outta there.
Don't forget her name, for fuck sake, they hate that.
And...stop thinking it's such a big thing, man...'cos it's gonna show, like blood in water.;)

- B

[Nyder]

If I had the confidence and self-image necessary to approach a woman I would have done that by now.

I can't play pool either. :p

[Aasiyan]

Maybe you could ask them to teach you how to play pool..... Wait, that only works for girls. Hmmm.....

[barbra]

Nyder, meet Babygirl20 (http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15311) , BG, meet Nyder. Use a rubber, can't have that babybatter makin in down the slip and slide

[kung-fu-jesus]

you really want a girl friend, just ask barbra out she is probibly desperate as hell.

[Nyder]

Yes, but you guys have it easy. You were socialised into dating at an early age. You know about all of the subtle social cues that are necessary in order to attract the opposite sex. I know nothing of this and now it seems a very daunting task to learn. Nevertheless I guess it is still possible to be an involuntary celibate and be able to live a relatively happy life.

[barbra]

Originally posted by kung-fu-jesus
you really want a girl friend, just ask barbra out she is probibly desperate as hell. haha! I suppose thats a posibility:rolleyes:

[evil_blonde]

Originally posted by GorePhobia
me being the man with the game....i know what you can do....meet girls online....who probably have low self esteem. Make them feel good.....ask to meet up, put a movie on....ask them to lie down with you then make a move.....97% if the time I did it i got laid......or atleast touched her breast lol just try it and see how it works.....if that dont work I'll give you a money back guareentee

So now I know your true intentions, huh?

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by evil_blonde
So now I know your true intentions, huh?

LMAO!!!!....I think somebody just got busted!!!! :D

[Nyder]

Did you know that Pol Pot had a girlfriend? How come mass murderers can get girlfriends but I can't? I can't be worse then them.

There is a girl that I have been thinking of asking out. I worked with her a few years ago but then she had a boyfriend. Her boyfriend was a bit of a girlyboy like me so maybe I have a chance unless she currently has a boyfriend. But I'm not stupid I know if a chick is nice to you it doesn't necessarily mean she likes you.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Nyder
Did you know that Pol Pot had a girlfriend? How come mass murderers can get girlfriends but I can't? I can't be worse then them.

There is a girl that I have been thinking of asking out. I worked with her a few years ago but then she had a boyfriend. Her boyfriend was a bit of a girlyboy like me so maybe I have a chance unless she currently has a boyfriend. But I'm not stupid I know if a chick is nice to you it doesn't necessarily mean she likes you.

just keep grinning at her every time you meet.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

fuck dude, you sound pretty pathetic. Either lower your standards like whoa for someone more pathetic than you, or shape up. Learn to love yourself and all that jazz.

[Carpe Noctem]

Meet a girl you want, slap her in the face with your penis and moonwalk out of the room.

She won't be able to resist you.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Carpe Noctem
Meet a girl you want, slap her in the face with your penis and moonwalk out of the room.

She won't be able to resist you. LMFAO!!!!!!god damn!!!!!!!:D

[Tat2]

First thing: If you have a pocket protector in your shirt pocket or medical tape around your glasses holding them together, get rid of 'em!

Just kiddin'.

Like several have said before me...Just be yourself. If you are overly shy, you gotta find a way to get over it. The worst thing a chic will do if they don't want to go out with you is say no.

I have and continue to have (although I am now married) been approached by beautiful women and been asked to dance, flirted with, and other things I probably shouldn't get into right now... I think alot of it has to do with your self confidence and how you portray it. I have been through alot of shit in my life and I am comfortable and relaxed in about any place or any situation. People don't scare me and the ones that think they're tough make me laugh. So just be confident in yourself. Maintain your composure and don't act nervous in crowds such as bars - be relaxed. Women like to feel protected (but not over-protected), so don't hide under your chair if a fight or two breaks out. Women that are interested in you will watch your reaction to a stressfull situation.

If you are in a bar, don't get slobberin-assed drunk. The only ones that like that are the bar owners. You will home alone and feel like shit the next day. Just get a light buzz...just to the point that you feel more relaxed. Liquid courage if you will.

I realize that there are many other places to meet women besides bars...but honestly I can't think of better places. Go to the clubs that draw the dancers or kareoke singers or with live bands . You will usually find groups of women together. I would not recommend going up to a table full of them and picking one out amoung the others...that usually will back fire. Instead, either "A" send all of them a round of drinks then watch (Don't stare) their reaction then work your way tothe one that watched you back, or "B" wait until the one you are interested in is away from the others.

Trust me, I'm on my third marriage and have had many, many girl friends.





And.............If all else fails............go to your local porn shop and get a blow up girl friend to go!

:D :D :D

[Nyder]

I don't know about bars, the music is too loud they can never hear what I'm saying (I have a very quiet voice).

I don't know about the moonwalking bit either, my penis would have to be a metre long to slap her in the face with it, lol. :p

Maybe I should just acknowledge that I'll be single all my life and just live romance through fantasy. :(

[Nyder]

Yeah I don't know. I'm trying to be positive now. Tonight I scouted out a few bars, but I didn't go in them. I will have to prepare myself for that.

Afterwards I ordered a pizza, and there was this dude who only had one arm and he had a girlfriend. Wtf??? Ok so a one-armed guy has a girlfriend but I go home alone. Ahh well. :rolleyes:

[mothermold]

Originally posted by Nyder
This is really puzzling me. I am 23 and I see all these couples walking around and I'm walking around by myself and I think: "this sucks". It just seems natural to everyone else but I think that it is kind of like going to an alien planet. Yes, you are probably thinking where I have been all my life but I just tend to think about things more often then not.

once you find a relationship you'll spend the rest of your time trying to get out of it.so enjoy the single life it never lasts long!



...and remember behind every fine ass woman is a man tired of "f@#king" her(harse but true),so be patient.:rolleyes:

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Nyder
This is really puzzling me. I am 23 and I see all these couples walking around and I'm walking around by myself and I think: "this sucks". It just seems natural to everyone else but I think that it is kind of like going to an alien planet. Yes, you are probably thinking where I have been all my life but I just tend to think about things more often then not.


Be yourself and don't ever try to be someone you're not, if you aren't charming don't try to be, if you're not a genius don't try to be one. Approach girls you're attracted to, be yourself and eventually one 'll come along that likes what kind of person you are.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by Nyder

Afterwards I ordered a pizza, and there was this dude who only had one arm and he had a girlfriend. Wtf??? Ok so a one-armed guy has a girlfriend but I go home alone. Ahh well. :rolleyes:

How are you automatically more worthy? You sound like a loser. ;)

[SGT.Ripper]

throw some gel in your hair, be cool and use your best pick up line.
I would give you one, but there secret.

[Nyder]

Yeah I am a loser. I won't deny it. But I'm not a loser in all things. I'm mainly a loser because I have mostly failed in human relationships so far. What seperates me from other losers is that I am not going to give up easily, though it's going to be an uphill battle.

Btw, I meant no offense to people who have physical disabilities.

Anyway, I decided to create a profile on a dating site.

Then again, I have to remember the old saying: "Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it". :eek:

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Nyder
Yeah I am a loser. I won't deny it. But I'm not a loser in all things. I'm mainly a loser because I have mostly failed in human relationships so far. What seperates me from other losers is that I am not going to give up easily, though it's going to be an uphill battle.

Btw, I meant no offense to people who have physical disabilities.

Anyway, I decided to create a profile on a dating site.

Then again, I have to remember the old saying: "Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it". :eek:



dating sites send you on blind dates which is far worse than approaching a girl yourself, and another thing about blind dates....haven't you seen Audition?

[barbra]

Originally posted by Nyder
Yeah I am a loser. I won't deny it. But I'm not a loser in all things. I'm mainly a loser because I have mostly failed in human relationships so far. What seperates me from other losers is that I am not going to give up easily, though it's going to be an uphill battle.

Btw, I meant no offense to people who have physical disabilities.

Anyway, I decided to create a profile on a dating site.

Then again, I have to remember the old saying: "Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it". :eek: do you just come here for dating advice?

[Nyder]

Yes I come here for dating advice. That's why it's called Horror.com. :D

[Angra]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
dating sites send you on blind dates which is far worse than approaching a girl yourself, and another thing about blind dates....haven't you seen Audition?



And haven´t you seen the girls who´s blind dating? They´re like....

[Nyder]

Hey I can't be picky can I? :p

Does all this sound creepy to you? Does me stating that I would like a girlfriend a creepy thing? I was just wondering today. It just doesn't come naturally to me.

Then I realise, I am a dull, lifeless person. No one would ever want to be with me. I am better off alone.

Still, I can dream, can't I?......

[Deposable]

Originally posted by Nyder
Then I realise, I am a dull, lifeless person. No one would ever want to be with me. I am better off alone.

Still, I can dream, can't I?......

You can always get a dog? right?

[urgeok]

this thread has gone beyond dumb into a whole new level.

i can understand if you actually like horror movies .. and posted about them occasionally, then once you get to know people you make an 'advice for the lovelorn' post.

but to join a horror forum and start and participate in this one thread ? I have more respect for the spammers and pimps..

not to mention whining about how everyone else has a gf but you - as if you are better and more deserving ?

turn off the computer .. read a few books, see a shrink...
or post in a proper forum.

[ChEEbA]

Agreed Urg...
Nyder man - I mean, it might be different if you actually acted as though you were absorbing any of the information like EVERYONE has been throwing your way...all I've heard from the beggining is "no, I can't, I won't" ...like, no specific offence intended, but it's just one fucking "but" after the other with you...Either act on our information, or don't ask for it.
If you don't INTEND to ever actually make SOME small effort to get out there, don't, just...like, use this place for some kinda ongoing sympathy trip.
We shouldn't be here to boost your self esteem and ego, that should be your job, now, get on it already!

- B.

[Nyder]

I believe this thread justifies itself by being a kind of public service announcement; warning others not to become as pathetic as I am. Very appropriate for a horror forum I think. :p

Anyway the advice is appreciated. I don't think it's going to help me, but still, better to die trying I guess. :rolleyes:

[fannyface]

...

[fannyface]

...

[newb]

Originally posted by fannyface
...

Thats funny....here's another

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/tombstone.jpg

[ferrit666]

It's simple
all u do is ask a girl out!!!:D

[urgeok]

DEAD THREAD

[newb]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/tombstone2.jpg

[Nyder]

"Yes, hello. How are you? That's good. Anyway, I was wondering, do you want to go out for a coffee or something? No? You're busy? Well, maybe another time then. Okay, well I'll see you later. Bye." ME=LOSER!!!!!

You know, you guys are right. I just don't deserve a girlfriend. I'm just too pathetic for my own good.

Now I have this big gaping void to fill for the rest of my life. What am I going to do? I guess I could play video games or something. Hopefully I won't get even more bored. :rolleyes:

And ferrit666; dude, you're 12 years old. I'm 11 years older then you, and you probably have more experience with girls then me!!! :eek:

[ShankS]

are you for real?!?

I think this farce has burnt out, anyone can't seriously be this inept at social relations with other people. I think you'll find, people here became tiresome of this trolling a few pages ago. I'll admit it was humerous at first, but no body cares now.

If there is a shred of truth in it, you're at the wrong place... go vist a counsellor or a shrink if thats what they call them in Aus, and seek medicaly advised help, since you wont get anything here.

[Preacher]

Originally posted by ShankS
If there is a shred of truth in it, you're at the wrong place... go vist a counsellor or a shrink if thats what they call them in Aus, and seek medicaly advised help, since you wont get anything here.

Or he could just go home and have a BIIIIIGGGG wank.

That'll cheer him up.

[barbra]

just use a dating serice, and if you don't slash her up we don't care anymore. Im surprised people have been this helpful for this long considering this is the only place you post. See you are a lucky boy, now go masterbate and get over it.

[Preacher]

Nah seriously mate. Buck your ideas up. If you go out looking for these things they'll never happen. If you do wanna bird you gotta stop spendin all your time on the internet like a saddo (mmmm....what does that make me then???).....errr.....anyway, what i mean is you should go out and join a club or somethin. Do somethin like martial arts, take up a language etc etc. Anythin that'll allow you to meet new people. Thats just it you see....you meet people though people. Then you'll probably make a load of new mates (different to the ones you've got) and hopefully you might meet a bird who likes you.

Chin up.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by barbra
just use a dating serice, and if you don't slash her up we don't care anymore. Im surprised people have been this helpful for this long considering this is the only place you post. See you are a lucky boy, now go masterbate and get over it.

Youch.

[crazy raplh]

I met her at moutian village, about to night later I went to her house piss drunk and gave her a drink, we talked for a couple of hours, I don't remember what we were talking at all,and had sex. then we sorta just hooked up.

[Kitty]

Originally posted by crazy raplh
I met her at moutian village, about to night later I went to her house piss drunk and gave her a drink, we talked for a couple of hours, I don't remember what we were talking at all,and had sex. then we sorta just hooked up.
nice way to get a girl! i'll give you an A for effert!

[Haunted]

Originally posted by barbra
just use a dating serice, and if you don't slash her up we don't care anymore. Im surprised people have been this helpful for this long considering this is the only place you post. See you are a lucky boy, now go masterbate and get over it.


APPLAUDS!!!

By the way Barb, I have your av. on a t-shirt. I just love the Ghastlycrumb Tinies.

[Kitty]

people you don't just ask a girl(although it has worked in many accations) do you wanna go out with me?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Just find a chick who can't even spell occasions.

[Dante'sInferno]

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[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Kitty
nice way to get a girl! i'll give you an A for effert!

I'll give you a D- for poor spelling.

[barbra]

Originally posted by Haunted
APPLAUDS!!!

By the way Barb, I have your av. on a t-shirt. I just love the Ghastlycrumb Tinies. what a bitchin shirt. Im jealous. I like Edward Gorey a lot. Did you see the menstral art I posted, or would that gross you out?

[filmmaker2]

Did you guys see the John Bellairs books he illustrated? Nice work. (Nice books too!)

[filmmaker2]

Did you guys see the John Bellairs books he illustrated? Nice work. (Nice books too!)

How the heck did that happen??

I posted that twice twice!

I posted that twice twice!

[ShankS]

this shit still going........

[filmmaker2]

Sure it is! Oh and by the way Nyder, if you get a girlfriend sometime soon, you may get into a relationship. And if you get into a relationship, you'll run a certain amount of risk of getting bored with the relationship. It happens all the time, to lots of people.

So what you think of as "reely neet exotic hot stuff" may actually become BORING after a while! That's right. And you might get sick of the whole thing, and the two of you will break it off, and you'll go back to your other life until you get frustrated with that again and then you'll think, "Hmmmm, maybe it's time to get another one of those girlfriend thingies," and then the whole process will start all over again. Pretty messed up, huh? So enjoy your alone time, because times will come round when you will actually WANT to be alone once again. Hell, it's cheaper anyway. SAVE YOUR GAS MONEY PEOPLE!

[urgeok]

will someone let this 'march of stupidity' end ?

whats left to be said ?????

dear god i hope this is the last post.

here's a summary.


'be yourself..'



thanks for coming out.


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