Bug Zappers.

[filmmaker2]

Yes! If you live in an area with lots of bugs flying around, you may have a bug zapper. People generally put these things nearby where they lounge outdoors. And if you've watched a bug zapper at work, you may have noticed that the bugs basically explode when they come in contact with the zapper. It makes that bzzzz, phhhht! sound. Fwapp! ZZZZT! And what happens when something explodes? Why, it flies apart in various directions, in many little bits and pieces.

Okay, so, don't put your bug zapper anywhere near your barbecue setup. This is important!!!!!! Because chances are that your lovely barbecue foods will get a lot of "extra special" seasonings rained down upon them. I mean, some people want the extra protein and seasonings, but you may not want them.

Ewwww!!

[ItsAlive75]

Can do.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I think we can all agree that exploding anything is awesome.

[urgeok]

i want to get a solicitor zapper for my front door ...

ding dong ....'hi there , i'm collecting for the .....ZAP, KABOOM !!!'

the carnage on the doorstep would be worth all the laughs !

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
i want to get a solicitor zapper for my front door ...

ding dong ....'hi there , i'm collecting for the .....ZAP, KABOOM !!!'

the carnage on the doorstep would be worth all the laughs ! Hell Yeah...And telemarketer zappers...It gets them through the phone....Their heads would explode like in 'Scanners'.....It would serve 'em right....I get tired of telling them that if I wanted anything they were selling, I would have called THEM:rolleyes:

[urgeok]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Hell Yeah...And telemarketer zappers...It gets them through the phone....Their heads would explode like in 'Scanners'.....It would serve 'em right....I get tired of telling them that if I wanted anything they were selling, I would have called THEM:rolleyes:

i feel kinda sorry for the phone guys ... and... they're easier to get rid of and you dont have to get dressed to do it ..

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
i feel kinda sorry for the phone guys ... and... they're easier to get rid of and you dont have to get dressed to do it .. Oh... I don't feel sorry for them...They KNOW they're bugging the hell out of you AS they are dialing your number.....

[urgeok]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh... I don't feel sorry for them...They KNOW they're bugging the hell out of you AS they are dialing your number.....


yeah, but how bad is their fucking life that that's the only gig they could get ? yikes

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
yeah, but how bad is their fucking life that that's the only gig they could get ? yikes Nah...They COULD do better...But have you seen the classified want ads for these things?...Says you can earn $1000 a week, without ever leaving your house :rolleyes: They set your comfort aside for their chance at a scam....Seriously...You should read some of those things.....

[mothermold]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Okay, so, don't put your bug zapper anywhere near your barbecue setup. This is important!!!!!! Because chances are that your lovely barbecue foods will get a lot of "extra special" seasonings rained down upon them. I mean, some people want the extra protein and seasonings, but you may not want them.

Ewwww!!


ahh,you did'nt read the manual."their great at garden parties and bbq's" and it(the manual)mentions somthing about "daring your fellow party-goers" to piss(urinate)on the "glowing"part.honest...word for word.
:p

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by urgeok
yeah, but how bad is their fucking life that that's the only gig they could get ? yikes

Just happens I guess..... life can make you hit rock bottom at times.

[Gren the cake]

for every 100 calls a telemarketer makes, they'll make about 10-12 'contacts' and 3-4 deals. its these 3-4 deals that is worth it

why? cuz its these 3-4 peopel that actually CAN benefit from a lower mortgage rate, loan, etc etc.

i know, i worked as one for a few weeks. its just like any other job - defense attys, maintenance at hospitals (as in, ur dieing in bed, yet some bitch comes in trying to mop), etc etc - u need em.

might i add. theres a big difference between 1) charity 2) business 3) scams..

obvoiusly 3 is the shitty one... and im not sure anyone can actually say you can do 'better' than in telemarketing.. is that to say Mackey D's is better? a lot of times, telemarketing is the bottom end position for a big company, that is, u start doing the shit, show ur worthy/dedicated... then work ur way up. great way to get in.... even with a degree a lot of times u hafto start this way.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
for every 100 calls a telemarketer makes, they'll make about 10-12 'contacts' and 3-4 deals. its these 3-4 deals that is worth it

why? cuz its these 3-4 peopel that actually CAN benefit from a lower mortgage rate, loan, etc etc.

i know, i worked as one for a few weeks. its just like any other job - defense attys, maintenance at hospitals (as in, ur dieing in bed, yet some bitch comes in trying to mop), etc etc - u need em.

might i add. theres a big difference between 1) charity 2) business 3) scams..

obvoiusly 3 is the shitty one... and im not sure anyone can actually say you can do 'better' than in telemarketing.. is that to say Mackey D's is better? a lot of times, telemarketing is the bottom end position for a big company, that is, u start doing the shit, show ur worthy/dedicated... then work ur way up. great way to get in.... even with a degree a lot of times u hafto start this way.


not a lot of jobs have you dealing with rejection the way this one does ..if you are a 'sensitive' type it could completely destroy you ..
personally, i'd rather work at McDonalds .. at least people came to see you to get something they want !

[ShankS]

couple of years ago during summer at work, we had a wasps nest in the roof above the works canteen, they were finding their way through the air conditioning system and flying in through the ducts in the ceiling. Unlucky for them, there were a few bug zappers around on the walls, it was amusing watching the bliters flying into it and getting fried... made a mess of the metal guards as they wernt exploding or flying off that much, but sticking and buring on the metal.