View Full Version : do you believe in black magic?
mistical122288
04-26-2005, 05:02 PM
hey y'all if you believe in black magic then you have come to the right place so what do you do and when do you do it ? have any spells?:D :p :)
urgeok
04-26-2005, 05:49 PM
you might want to keep general posts in the general group .. this is for Modern Horror Movies ..
just a suggestion ..
zwoti
04-26-2005, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
you might want to keep general posts in the general group .. this is for Modern Horror Movies ..
just a suggestion ..
'tis sorted
mothermold
04-26-2005, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by mistical122288
hey y'all if you believe in black magic then you have come to the right place so what do you do and when do you do it ? have any spells?:D :p :)
...ah no,but if you can give my a spell that will make my neighbors penis turn green and fall off i'll trade you a bomb-ass jerk chicken recipe.....or some really good meatloaf ideas.
Gren the cake
04-26-2005, 10:53 PM
No.
jay o2 waster
04-26-2005, 11:10 PM
Magic isnt black or white, its only how it is how you see it
dantehorrorfan
04-26-2005, 11:18 PM
No.
ShankS
04-27-2005, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by mistical122288
hey y'all if you believe in black magic then you have come to the right place so what do you do and when do you do it ? have any spells?:D :p :)
nope
tom-tom
04-27-2005, 01:00 AM
I believe in it up to a certain extent...as a horror fan i find it entertaining to write and watch...long live evil
ShankS
04-27-2005, 01:30 AM
I new a girl who had an aunt, who said she was a white witch, whatever that is.
urgeok
04-27-2005, 02:01 AM
i dont believe in the concept of magic ...
i believe you can manipulate people psychologically ... (re. voodoo) ... but thats about it.
sorry Haunted :D
bwind22
04-27-2005, 04:44 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
i dont believe in the concept of magic ...
i believe you can manipulate people psychologically ... (re. voodoo) ... but thats about it.
sorry Haunted :D
urge, you and I may not agree on everything, but we are definately on the same page when it comes to this kinda shit.
'Magic' is not real. I would gladly pay a generous fee to anyone that could perform 1 legitimate magic trick. It is always an illusion, intended to trick your mind.
This reminds me of a news story I read. Someone offered up 1 million dollars in real cash to anyone that could prove they had actual psychic ability. Thousands tried to claim the prize, none made it past the 2nd round of tests. The money is still unclaimed. Fact is, it's not real. There are no psychics, just like there is no magic.
Sorry to be the burster of bubbles. It's fun in movies though.
filmmaker2
04-27-2005, 06:47 AM
MUGGLE BASTARDS
Sedated_replica
04-27-2005, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by mistical122288
hey y'all if you believe in black magic then you have come to the right place so what do you do and when do you do it ? have any spells?:D :p :)
I BELIEVE IN MAGIC! Everytime I sit on the toilet, some magic comes out of my ass.
ItsAlive75
04-27-2005, 01:08 PM
Magic is lame, that's why magicians are always losers.
Sedated_replica
04-27-2005, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Magic is lame, that's why magicians are always losers.
LOL. you mean the coolest people ever, right?
ItsAlive75
04-27-2005, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
LOL. you mean the coolest people ever, right?
Yeah, they're really awesome....
I think the magician profession is just an excuse for guys to do jazz-hands...
filmmaker2
04-27-2005, 01:15 PM
ANSWER #1:
In a young girl's heart?
ANSWER #2:
EGG SHEN. You mean, Chinese black magic?
PINSTRIPE LAWYER. Yes.
EGG SHEN. Oh, ABSOLUTELY!
PINSTRIPE LAWYER. And monsters and ghosts as well, I suppose.
EGG SHEN. (nodding) Oh sure--and sorcery.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-27-2005, 01:57 PM
I stole a 7th grader's soul in homeroom once.
I asked him if I could have his soul. He was one of the bad ass 7th graders, I knew he'd oblige. I grabbed his hand and told him he was going to feel a light burning sensation as his soul passed through his body followed by "You sure I can have it eh?" "ya sure?". After he was like "Shit, I felt that" Then I told him that he would never feel as much joy as he once did, nothing can ever substitute for a soul.
At the end of the day he showed me the big red mark on his hand. It was probably just the natural rash you get from my touch though. :D (j/k incase)
Hopefully he has psyched himself out.
I used to have Tarot cards, (now I have liek half a deck... )
urgeok
04-27-2005, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
I BELIEVE IN MAGIC! Everytime I sit on the toilet, some magic comes out of my ass.
every time sedated shits, a fairy looses its sense of smell
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-27-2005, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
every time sedated shits, a fairy looses its sense of smell
I missed that. I figured that with all the shit that comes out of his mouth, he wouldn't need to sit down on the toilet to take a shit.
:p
urgeok
04-27-2005, 03:35 PM
it's fucking true you know ... magicians were all wimp ass losers ..
every kid i knew that took it up and gave shows was a looser.
thats weird.
bloodrayne
04-27-2005, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
it's fucking true you know ... magicians were all wimp ass losers ..
every kid i knew that took it up and gave shows was a looser.
thats weird. And that David Copperfield is the biggest loser of them...The goofy wimp...I know that whole 'supermodel thing' was just to allay everyone's suspicions about his wicked intense loserdom.........lol
Oh...and how about The Amazing Jonathan?.........Okay...I can't insult Jonathan...I fucking love that dude...hahaha
bloodrayne
04-27-2005, 03:40 PM
OH...But...Siegfried and Roy....omg.........:rolleyes:
ferrit666
04-28-2005, 04:32 AM
Yes i believe in blackblack magic because 1day as a joke i cast a spell on our neighbors shed roof and the next day it collapsed
ShankS
04-28-2005, 04:34 AM
Originally posted by ferrit666
Yes i believe in blackblack magic because 1day as a joke i cast a spell on our neighbors shed roof and the next day it collapsed
how interesting. ZZZZzzzzz
urgeok
04-28-2005, 05:15 AM
black magic .. generally used for jokes !
oh brother.
bwind22
04-28-2005, 06:00 AM
Originally posted by ferrit666
Yes i believe in blackblack magic because 1day as a joke i cast a spell on our neighbors shed roof and the next day it collapsed
I can see you are going to be a highly valued member of this forum. [/sarcasm]
ENTITY2000
04-28-2005, 06:47 AM
what about david blane? i think that is his name
he levitates in front of people. is it really all n your
head:rolleyes:
urgeok
04-28-2005, 07:11 AM
Originally posted by ENTITY2000
what about david blane? i think that is his name
he levitates in front of people. is it really all n your
head:rolleyes:
smoke and mirrors.
you only see that on tv or a stage far away...
ferrit666
04-28-2005, 09:40 AM
yeah i do hav sum blak magic spells 1 is nareki semel et semper
urgeok
04-28-2005, 09:41 AM
Originally posted by ferrit666
yeah i do hav sum blak magic spells 1 is nareki semel et semper
that's one to break garage door openers ... as a joke
ferrit666
04-28-2005, 09:47 AM
another is vinueki smalsada
http://www.instantreplaysportcard.com/items/lithos/magic.jpg
urgeok
04-28-2005, 10:28 AM
here's a spell to make the fridge light stay on when you shut the door :
wastaria electricito