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X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-24-2005, 07:26 AM
The Pope is still dead.
If you played the videogame Metal Gear Solid, click here for the funniest thing you'll see all day: http://popefissionmailed.ytmnd.com/
If you haven't don't bother because you won't get it.
Feel free to tell your best pope jokes in this thread.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-24-2005, 07:28 AM
disclaimer: I actually liked the pope, I thought he was pretty cool. I think he'd want me to laugh at these jokes though. ;)
bloodrayne
04-24-2005, 07:47 AM
I only have one pope joke, and it's a visual...But...I'll try to explain it so you can do it...
Get a piece of paper and a pen (pencil, marker, crayon, whatever...)
Okay...This is how it goes......
3 horse thieves were escaping across the desert on their newly stolen horses (In the middle of the paper, in large letters, write '3 H T'...That represents the 3 horse thieves)...
They came upon a convent with 3,909 nuns inside (Now, write '3,909'...representing the nuns...underneath where you wrote the first part)...
BUT...There was a HUGE wall between the horse thieves and the nuns (Draw a line between the horse thieves and the nuns...That represents the huge wall)...
They tried EVERYTHING to get over the wall...They stood on the backs of the horses, they stood on each other's backs...All that they could think of, but the wall was too high and they couldn't get over it...So, they eventually gave up and just went around the convent, never to be seen again...
YET...Less than 3 months later, it was discovered that ALL of the nuns had become pregnant!...How did that happen?
For the answer...Turn the paper around...and hold it up to the light..........
This works SOOO much better in person :rolleyes:
X¤MurderDoll¤X
04-24-2005, 04:27 PM
I'm on a roll of failed threads. I was really hot there for awhile. :(
Sedated_replica
04-25-2005, 12:45 AM
I thought the last pope was dumb. but this pope takes the cake. He was a Nazi and he said the Eagles are satan's music....
THE FUCKING EAGLES! :rolleyes:
urgeok
04-25-2005, 02:01 AM
wouldnt it be cool if he just wore a baseball cap everywhere ?
Sedated_replica
04-25-2005, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
wouldnt it be cool if he just wore a baseball cap everywhere ?
Just a plain white baseball cap? or would it have jesus smiling giving a thumbs up and at the top it would say "Best friends Forever"...
urgeok
04-25-2005, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Just a plain white baseball cap? or would it have jesus smiling giving a thumbs up and at the top it would say "Best friends Forever"...
i was thinking more like :
Fuck Satan
in fancy print ..
Chainsaw Guy
04-25-2005, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
The Pope is still dead.
If you played the videogame Metal Gear Solid, click here for the funniest thing you'll see all day: http://popefissionmailed.ytmnd.com/
If you haven't don't bother because you won't get it.
Feel free to tell your best pope jokes in this thread.
hahahahaahahahaahahahaha
ItsAlive75
04-25-2005, 06:45 PM
Wow, that thing's kinda annoying.