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X¤MurderDoll¤X

04-19-2005, 11:41 AM

Did you know...

Vin Diesel's skull is actually made of the powder of ground up bones from the Jabberwock.

Vin Diesel can scream in space.

Vin Diesel once punched a man so hard, it killed his entire extended family and close friends.

According to Diesel, all animals look that much sexier if you put them in a thong.

Vin Diesel already created a cure for AIDS; if only he could read and write.

He also still pronounces "spaghetti" "'pasghetti" how cute .
http://www.geocities.com/yoruba_beauty/img_oewor/VIN_DIESEL.JPG

more vin: http://www.4q.cc/vin/

I'm so easily amused, VIn makes me smile.

barbra

04-19-2005, 11:50 AM

this (http://www.explodingdog.com/january2/areyougoingtospendyourwhole.html) and this (http://www.explodingdog.com/january2/areyousickofthisyet.html)

X¤MurderDoll¤X

04-19-2005, 12:05 PM

huh? Is it too late to get on the I hate barbra train?

Angra

04-19-2005, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X

According to Diesel, all animals look that much sexier if you put them in a thong.

The man is a genius.....

Speaking of thongs, when are you going to post some more pics from your private collection, Dolly?

;) :D

The Mothman

04-19-2005, 01:21 PM

uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh, so r u saying u like him or dislike him?

Marroe

04-19-2005, 01:27 PM

where the hell is the 'thisthreadsucks' guy when you need him?

IDrinkYourBlood

04-19-2005, 01:29 PM

I hate VD so much

Angra

04-19-2005, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by Marroe
<<<<

:D

Gren the cake

04-19-2005, 01:45 PM

I </3 vin diesel

I wouldnt go so far as to say i <3 barbra, but i do like barbra.

.......... ahh what the hell

i <3 barbra. seroius! makes me laugh ^_^

X¤MurderDoll¤X

04-19-2005, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by Marroe
where the hell is the 'thisthreadsucks' guy when you need him?

You're neither fast nor furious enough for this thread. shoo annoying fly

and I like barbra too

IDrinkYourBlood

04-19-2005, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Marroe
where the hell is the 'thisthreadsucks' guy when you need him? LOL that was one of the funiest parts of my day.

Aasiyan

04-19-2005, 02:22 PM

Vin is hot. *drools*

barbra

04-19-2005, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by XÂ¤MurderDollÂ¤X
huh? Is it too late to get on the I hate barbra train? *sigh*
get in line
real world and the internet, all ganging up on me. Now if you'll excuse me, Im going to go hang out with fuck face and hopefully I wont want to die afterwards.

X¤MurderDoll¤X

04-19-2005, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by barbra
*sigh*
get in line
real world and the internet, all ganging up on me. Now if you'll excuse me, Im going to go hang out with fuck face and hopefully I wont want to die afterwards.

nah, don't worry I still luv ya. Hey do you call him fuckface in public? I have a friend I call Stink Fist. Nicknames are only good if there is a reason behind it and they don't like them.

It's especially great when we're with new people because they want to know why I call him that. To which I respond"You don't want to know..."

I'm so mean to poor stinky fist.

Hate_Breeder

04-19-2005, 05:20 PM

3 3ast 3 3urious

Vin Diesels best work i must say..is when he is breakdancing...

Gren the cake

04-19-2005, 05:46 PM

^^^^ werd

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/vindiesel.html

and to think he coulda been one of the phattest cats in the rap game! rappin all slow and shit...

allmykids

04-19-2005, 06:43 PM

Sorry girls But Vin D. Is MINE!! And I am not going to Share!! :D I love that BAD BOY fuck you thing!! HOOOOTTTTT!!!

barbra

04-19-2005, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by XÂ¤MurderDollÂ¤X
nah, don't worry I still luv ya. Hey do you call him fuckface in public? I have a friend I call Stink Fist. Nicknames are only good if there is a reason behind it and they don't like them.

It's especially great when we're with new people because they want to know why I call him that. To which I respond"You don't want to know..."

I'm so mean to poor stinky fist. yeah, I call him fuck face in public. When people ask me the reason I try to make it as blunt and embarrasing as possible, however fuck face is called fuck face because he is a dick. Princess on the other hand is special.

ItsAlive75

04-19-2005, 07:39 PM

My roommate's nickname is "The Feast" cuz he's a big fat wrestler who loves to eat.

DraculaInDallas

04-19-2005, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by allmykids
Sorry girls But Vin D. Is MINE!! And I am not going to Share!! :D I love that BAD BOY fuck you thing!! HOOOOTTTTT!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! :D
I have to admit I think the guy sucks....no talent whatsoever....

DraculaInDallas

04-19-2005, 11:01 PM

Originally posted by barbra
yeah, I call him fuck face in public. When people ask me the reason I try to make it as blunt and embarrasing as possible, however fuck face is called fuck face because he is a dick. Princess on the other hand is special.

LMAO!!!!!!! is fuck face your boyfriend??? I checked out your gallery, you're a hottie and he looks like he has a melon the size of a medicine ball.......I think you can do much better young lady ;)

Marroe

04-19-2005, 11:03 PM

Angra

04-19-2005, 11:04 PM

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
LMAO!!!!!!!!!! :D
I have to admit I think the guy sucks....no talent whatsoever....

Well, according to HB he can break dance...:D

Angra

04-19-2005, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
LMAO!!!!!!! is fuck face your boyfriend??? I checked out your gallery, you're a hottie and he looks like he has a melon the size of a medicine ball.......I think you can do much better young lady ;)

I think she mentioned him as her "Old man" when she first posted that pic. Doesn´t "old man" mean "Dad"?? :confused:

Now i´m confused?....:rolleyes: ........:eek:

DraculaInDallas

04-19-2005, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by Marroe
Maybe her melon is just unusually small

LOL!!!!!! :D

Marroe

04-19-2005, 11:20 PM

Originally posted by Angra
I think she mentioned him as her "Old man" when she first posted that pic. Doesn´t "old man" mean "Dad"?? :confused:

Now i´m confused?....:rolleyes: ........:eek: in 'hoosier' slang "old man" reffers to husband

ShankS

04-19-2005, 11:24 PM

Angra

04-19-2005, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by Marroe
in 'hoosier' slang "old man" reffers to husband

I see.

Still a weird nickname for a husband. Unless he´s really good at forplay, or she´s really fucked up in bed. LOL

Angra

04-19-2005, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by ShankS
.

I like his hair. All men should wear that.:p

X¤MurderDoll¤X

04-20-2005, 04:39 AM

Originally posted by ShankS
.

This thread is awesome, alright?

urgeok

04-20-2005, 04:48 AM

vin deisel was great in pitch black, because all he had to do was look and sound menacing.
Anything beyond that is a stretch for him ... and no matter how big his arms are .. he has a goofy cry-baby face.

i dunno, maybe the gals like that .. ?

X¤MurderDoll¤X

04-20-2005, 04:55 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
vin deisel was great in pitch black, because all he had to do was look and sound menacing.
Anything beyond that is a stretch for him ... and no matter how big his arms are .. he has a goofy cry-baby face.

i dunno, maybe the gals like that .. ?

I'm more of a Paul Walker fan myself. I like Vin Diesel because of his terrible acting.

and those breakdancing videos made me laugh really hard, <3 vin

urgeok

04-20-2005, 04:57 AM

i still havent watched my DVD of Saving Private Ryan yet ... not sure how big his part is or if its any good.

so far the worst thing i've seen is XXX ....

ShankS

04-20-2005, 05:07 AM

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
This thread is awesome, alright?

in the eyes of a female.

bwind22

04-20-2005, 05:16 AM

Vin Diesel enjoys massaging coconut oil into his butt cheeks for hours on end.

Vin likes to sit on the stick shift while performing driving stunts.

Haters say he is gay, but Vinnie Boy is allllll Bi-sexual, all the way.

When time allows Diesel to take a break from flexing his muscles and looking tough, he likes to take bubble baths in flowery aromas.

Vin doesn't shave his head, he's just bald.

Vin Diesel sucks. His movies suck. This thread sucks.

Fuck Vin Diesel. If that jackass every puts out a single good movie then maybe I'll reconsider but I think we have a better shot of seeing, Friday the 13th XVII - Jason goes to the Dentist, before that happens. :rolleyes:

urgeok

04-20-2005, 05:18 AM

pitch black was a good movie ...

bwind22

04-20-2005, 05:19 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
pitch black was a good movie ...

For him, yes.

Overall, I'd say it was average at best.

ShankS

04-20-2005, 05:21 AM

I can agree Pitch Black was good, but not entirely because of him... the idea behind the film was what made it. There could have been other actors fit the bill aswell, maybe better.

bwind22

04-20-2005, 05:22 AM

Originally posted by ShankS
I can agree Pitch Black was good, but not entirely because of him... the idea behind the film was what made it. There could have been other actors fit the bill aswell, maybe better.

Agreed! I thought the plot was alright, but Vin just sucks! That guy can't act for shit! Pitch Black could have been GREAT with someone else in it instead of him.

urgeok

04-20-2005, 05:26 AM

Originally posted by ShankS
I can agree Pitch Black was good, but not entirely because of him... the idea behind the film was what made it. There could have been other actors fit the bill aswell, maybe better.

no of course ..

pitch plack was good because of great art direction and casting (the other actors were good) and the tight script.

Vin was pretty suited for the roll i thought ... and good that he was an unknown at the time. He had a good look, was kept in the shadows for the most part .. a good roll for an up and comer.
A more established actor would have tried to be too up front and centre for the roll which would have ruined it.

thats one of the many reasons i didnt like Chronicles ...
Now he's a big star he has to be onscreen all the time. in your face .. hardly menacing anymore.

ShankS

04-20-2005, 06:09 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
no of course ..

pitch plack was good because of great art direction and casting (the other actors were good) and the tight script.

Vin was pretty suited for the roll i thought ... and good that he was an unknown at the time. He had a good look, was kept in the shadows for the most part .. a good roll for an up and comer.
A more established actor would have tried to be too up front and centre for the roll which would have ruined it.

thats one of the many reasons i didnt like Chronicles ...
Now he's a big star he has to be onscreen all the time. in your face .. hardly menacing anymore.

he did suit the character in PB physicaly, quite well, but once he put his 'vocal' acting skills it started going down hill. Maybe he's improved now with experience, I've only seen him in the sequal, no other films.

urgeok

04-20-2005, 06:11 AM

good lord, i never thought i'd see the day where i was defending Vin Deisel ...

but i thought even his monotone delivery was appropriate for pitch black .. he wasnt supposed to have much of a personality ..

(like the way Keanus wooden delivery served his Matrix character ..

ShankS

04-20-2005, 06:17 AM

Originally posted by urgeok

(like the way Keanus wooden delivery served his Matrix character ..

lol you put that in there purposfully.... you know I'm a Matrix fan :p

urgeok

04-20-2005, 06:18 AM

Originally posted by ShankS
lol you put that in there purposfully.... you know I'm a Matrix fan :p

ha ! actually i wasnt thinking that .. but i guess it was a pretty apt example :)

Vodstok

04-20-2005, 06:34 AM

I liked Chronicles for what it was, 90 minutes of pure fluff and special effects. If it had for a second tried to be anything else, im sure i wouldnt have liked it.

The ending really sucked though... Plus, i cant see that head necromonger guy as anything other than the guy from storm of the century....

Vin is kind of like the predator, more a cool looking monster than anything else. Although the predator certainly has more depth.

urgeok

04-20-2005, 06:41 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
I liked Chronicles for what it was, 90 minutes of pure fluff and special effects. If it had for a second tried to be anything else, im sure i wouldnt have liked it.

thats just the thing, i thought it was trying to be an epic ..
i saw traces of Dune and LOTR in there ...
and the ending sealed the deal ... the chronicles will continue ..

Vodstok

04-20-2005, 06:48 AM

Originally posted by urgeok
thats just the thing, i thought it was trying to be an epic ..
i saw traces of Dune and LOTR in there ...
and the ending sealed the deal ... the chronicles will continue .. I believe you are correct, but i suppressed any attention my brain may have paid to those details. I really, REALLY wanted to like it (i saw it the same night as the Manchurian Candidate and Collateral, so i was in the mood to like things)

I was so let by then end, though. I remember saying "Oh Jesus christ... He is the fucking messiah or something....."

And then there was the whole "Furian" thing... that was lame....
"Oooo... Angry bad people come from 'Furia'. People who poop alot come from 'Incontenentia'"

as opposed to "Incontenentia Buttocks"... Who married Biggus Dickus.

urgeok

04-20-2005, 06:56 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
I believe you are correct, but i suppressed any attention my brain may have paid to those details. I really, REALLY wanted to like it (i saw it the same night as the Manchurian Candidate and Collateral, so i was in the mood to like things)

I was so let by then end, though. I remember saying "Oh Jesus christ... He is the fucking messiah or something....."

And then there was the whole "Furian" thing... that was lame....
"Oooo... Angry bad people come from 'Furia'. People who poop alot come from 'Incontenentia'"

as opposed to "Incontenentia Buttocks"... Who married Biggus Dickus.

i guess the people who nemaed them were the Obvians :)

its like little kids .. if they have a pink stuffed toy they call it 'pinky'
if its a fuzzy stuffed toy : 'fuzzy'

that aside ... it just tried for too wide a scope.. the pace was a bit too frenzied and although the story was simple, it still tried to make things complicated - all over the map.

I cant bring myself to see the manchurian candidate..

Vodstok

04-20-2005, 07:00 AM

I enjoyed it. Denzel was good. Meryl Streep makes you want to punch her in the head, which is good.

Although i do have a hard time thinking anything with Liev Schreiber in it is anything other than shit. Phantoms caused some pretty nasty scars on my psyche.

urgeok

04-20-2005, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by Vodstok
Although i do have a hard time thinking anything with Liev Schreiber in it is anything other than shit. Phantoms caused some pretty nasty scars on my psyche.

you notice though .. he seems to carry a good rep in Hollywood ??
i get the impression he's held in fairly high regard.

Vodstok

04-20-2005, 07:17 AM

I know, there are other actors like that too (Ben Affleck?) who, if they are involved in a movie, it automatically feels like "Cheap, half-assed shit", until I am proven otherwise.

He is a decent actor, i just have a stigma about him.

barbra

04-20-2005, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by ShankS
. I can't beleave you brought that petter pan guy here.

DraculaInDallas

04-20-2005, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by bwind22
Vin Diesel enjoys massaging coconut oil into his butt cheeks for hours on end.

Vin likes to sit on the stick shift while performing driving stunts.

Haters say he is gay, but Vinnie Boy is allllll Bi-sexual, all the way.

When time allows Diesel to take a break from flexing his muscles and looking tough, he likes to take bubble baths in flowery aromas.

Vin doesn't shave his head, he's just bald.

Vin Diesel sucks. His movies suck. This thread sucks.

Fuck Vin Diesel. If that jackass every puts out a single good movie then maybe I'll reconsider but I think we have a better shot of seeing, Friday the 13th XVII - Jason goes to the Dentist, before that happens. :rolleyes:

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! :D and by the way I agree 100% the guy blows