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Preacher
04-13-2005, 06:45 AM
Hi guys....just been sent this medical bulletin. Think some of the older members (no names mentioned) should read this.....

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that is has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and of course Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO."

Cheers

Ash

newb
04-13-2005, 06:54 AM
LOL

So far there has been no need for Viagra....knock on wood.




knock on wood.....get it.




wood....woody....forget it.

Hate_Breeder
04-13-2005, 06:54 AM
HAHAHAH that was funny other than im allergic to Amoxicillin :(

urgeok
04-13-2005, 06:58 AM
all is well and good here too..

as a matter of fact - its the only part of me that can stay up past 9:00 on a Friday night !

newb
04-13-2005, 07:01 AM
http://www.feegan.co.uk/flpics/viagra.gif

Preacher
04-13-2005, 07:03 AM
Ha ha.

S'a good idea though. Would love to see someone at the doctors askin for a repeat prescription of Mycoxafloppin.

Ash

urgeok
04-13-2005, 07:06 AM
he deserves to die if he can get an erection looking at thge crack ho's in hustler

Haunted
04-13-2005, 09:01 AM
That was pretty funny, Preacher. I also just wanted to tell you that I like your av. That was a tremendously good flick.

urgeok
04-13-2005, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
That was pretty funny, Preacher. I also just wanted to tell you that I like your av. That was a tremendously good flick.

spirited away ? brilliant movie .. i was fortunate enough to see it in a theatre the first time.

people might think its overrated .. i think its underrated.

Preacher
04-14-2005, 01:26 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
That was pretty funny, Preacher. I also just wanted to tell you that I like your av. That was a tremendously good flick.

Cheers dude. S'one of my fave movies at the mo.

Ash

DraculaInDallas
04-18-2005, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by Preacher
Hi guys....just been sent this medical bulletin. Think some of the older members (no names mentioned) should read this.....

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that is has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and of course Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO."

Cheers

Ash


hahahahaha lol
You're gonna need more than Viagra ya fucking gooner after Man United kicks Arsenals ass in the Cup final. Get ready to see Capt Courageous Roy Keane lift the FA Cup again!!!!!!!
Have a real nice day!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Glory Glory Man United!!!!!!!!!!

Preacher
04-18-2005, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
hahahahaha lol
You're gonna need more than Viagra ya fucking gooner after Man United kicks Arsenals ass in the Cup final. Get ready to see Capt Courageous Roy Keane lift the FA Cup again!!!!!!!
Have a real nice day!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Glory Glory Man United!!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha. You sonnofabitch. I was wonderin when i'd here from you. Think you can kis sthat cup goodbye mate. We aint gonna be a pushover like that shit team you played yesterday were.

The dirty Mancs are gonna finish the season with Jack!!! Then Ferguson will leave and the club'll go down-hill. Wu-ha-ha!!!!

Nah seriously though.....s'gonna be a good final. Got a friend in Cardiff who's tryin to get me tickets.

Come on you gooooonnnnnaaaaaass!!!!


Ash

bloodrayne
04-18-2005, 12:56 AM
hahaha...This is great...I'm gonna steal it and post it at Dustin's forum...:p

DraculaInDallas
04-18-2005, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by Preacher
Ha ha ha. You sonnofabitch. I was wonderin when i'd here from you. Think you can kis sthat cup goodbye mate. We aint gonna be a pushover like that shit team you played yesterday were.

The dirty Mancs are gonna finish the season with Jack!!! Then Ferguson will leave and the club'll go down-hill. Wu-ha-ha!!!!

Nah seriously though.....s'gonna be a good final. Got a friend in Cardiff who's tryin to get me tickets.

Come on you gooooonnnnnaaaaaass!!!!


Ash

hahahahahahaha lmao!!!! That would be sweet if you get tickets, you can see Roy Keane lift the trophy in person!!!!!!!! :D I agree it should be a kick-ass final.....I'll watch it live here on the Fox Soccer Channel here in the States.....wish I was going to Cardiff :D

Preacher
04-18-2005, 01:03 AM
If I have to watch that dirty bastard lift the trophy i'll throw my shoe at him. Think viera would look better liftin it.

Ash

DraculaInDallas
04-18-2005, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by Preacher
If I have to watch that dirty bastard lift the trophy i'll throw my shoe at him. Think viera would look better liftin it.

Ash

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! well mate, I guess we'll just have to wait and see who gets the priviledge of sending the first post after the game!!!! :D

Preacher
04-18-2005, 01:16 AM
Yeah man. Till then.....good luck!!

Ash

DraculaInDallas
04-18-2005, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by Preacher
Yeah man. Till then.....good luck!!

Ash

Thanks man, you too. Kick Chelsea's ass this weekend, I hate that fuck Jose Mourinho :mad:

Preacher
04-18-2005, 01:38 AM
Yep. Never thought i'd say this but I hate chelsea more than I hate man utd

Ash