#1 yahoo result for 'banana'

[Gren the cake]

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=banana&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8

http://www.bananaguard.com/

[tom smud]

id like see one for grapes

[bwind22]

lol

And here I thought the people paying to save Toby the Rabbit were the suckers. I can't believe anyone would actually buy a banana protector! I bet the guy with the banana protector is the one that all of the geeks with pocket protectors make fun of.

[Gren the cake]

check out the FAQs

Q: "Not all bananas are the same size or shape, so how can the Banana Guard fit them all?"

A: The Banana Guard was specially designed to accommodate the majority of banana sizes. Our testing indicates that over 90% of commercially available bananas will fit into the Banana Guard. Highly curved bananas can be straightened ever-so-slightly without harm to fit the Banana Guard shape. The opposite holds true of very straight bananas.

Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.

[bwind22]

lol

Banana trauma during transport....

How many people do you know that actually carry a banana around with them? This is too weird...

[Gren the cake]

sometimes the bruised parts actually taste good, so long as its not TOO bruised, and not the whole banana.

[orangestar]

This reminds me of a website that some freshman girls from my school made for a class about Advertising/Marketing. They had to make up a fake product and make a website about it.

This is very similar....but they dont have actual pictures of the product...

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=banana&fr=FP-tab-web-t&toggle=1&ei=UTF-8

http://www.bananaguard.com/

What is the #1 result for "who cares ?"

[IDrinkYourBlood]

I'd buy one.

[bwind22]

Girl: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Boy: No, it's a banana.

Girl: I hope you're using protection!

Boy: What do you think? I'm crazy? I protect my banana every time!



http://www.bananaguard.com/images/order.jpg

[Gren the cake]

so i think they can make shirts that on front say 'PROTECT YOUR BANANA' and then the bananaguard on the back.

you think if im the first to run that idea by them, i will get some of the royalties?? i think theyd make more $$ off the shirt than off the damn tupperware

@ Sedated -
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=who+cares+%3F&ei=UTF-8&fr=FP-tab-web-t&fl=0&x=wrt
http://www.nycares.org/

[Yellow Jacket]

originally posted by bwind22
Girl: Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Boy: No, it's a banana.

Girl: I hope you're using protection!

Boy: What do you think? I'm crazy? I protect my banana every time!
http://www.bananaguard.com/images/order.jpg


LMAO! I protect both of my bananas. LOL! Soon, we're gonna have bananaguard commercials. One could go like this!

Advertiser- Don't u hate it when the banana in your pants always gets squished when people walk by? Then u can't use it for good use later on in the day? Well, now u won't have to worry, for the bananaguard banana protector is here! and so on and so forth...

[Chainsaw Guy]

Fuck the what????

[Preacher]

Have you checked out the 'glow in the dark' banana guard yet??

If your havin trouble findin it in your bag.

Ash

[MichaelMyers]

Holy crap, Je Suis Phenomme is nibbling fluffho's arse.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
LMAO! I protect both of my bananas. LOL!

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