Horror Captions

[Yellow Jacket]

Here's the deal with this game. U find a picture, any picture, and make a funny caption for it. I've had a blast doing this on other sites and hope it works well here at horror.com. I'll go first.



http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/article/546/546868/seed-of-chucky-20040910035613512-000.jpg

Chucky- That Jack Nicholson got nothin' on me, except for three things. 1) He's human, 2) He's bigger, and 3) He has a real penis (well, at least I think he does.)

[barbra]

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[Yellow Jacket]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/the_amityville_horror/_group_photos/melissa_george3.jpg

Priest- Are u cold?
Woman- No, I'm just trying to resist giving u the middle finger cuz you're a priest. Now if u were a rabbi...

[ShankS]

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[Yellow Jacket]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/connected/graphics/2004/10/13/ecrvuu13.jpg

Ah, the epic battle of primate and monkey!

[kung-fu-jesus]

this is what michael jackson would look like without any plastic surgury

[ShankS]

Originally posted by kung-fu-jesus
this is what michael jackson would look like without any plastic surgury

lol

[zwoti]

Originally posted by kung-fu-jesus
this is what michael jackson would look like without any plastic surgury

[urgeok]

"the lineup to see the easter bunny is a mile long. This sucks - Lets try another mall"

[urgeok]

"Is it just me or is there a draft in here ?"

[Yellow Jacket]

http://www.earthfilms.org/gallery_wto/images/cops-guns.jpg

GIVE US THE DONUTS!!!

[kung-fu-jesus]

who said bond got all the cool gadgets

[allmykids]

Originally posted by zwoti


That's Fucking Good!! LMAO!! :D

[The_Return]

http://accad.osu.edu/~sburns/lighting/digimages/proj4/nosferatu%201.jpg


Early Christmas morning, Count Orlock finds the shiny red bike he always wanted

[ItsAlive75]

http://www.scifisite.co.uk/chestburstercomingoutlarge.jpeg

After that, everyone refused to eat Charlie's macaroni casserole.

[The_Return]

http://www.goldblum.com/Movie/TheFly/fly.jpg

"I look like a monkey!"

[ItsAlive75]

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/alien-vs-predator-2.JPG

Look! It's the ancient remains of Britney Spears' music career!

[Yellow Jacket]

http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/images3/ring2.jpg

The Pillsburry Drag Queen!

[knife_fight]

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/b/40_image/bhor.jpg

"OOOoooooOOOOhhhh, Red Velvet.... my favorite.... this is the best birthday EVER!!!!"

[Yellow Jacket]

http://stuffthatisawesome.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/army_boomstick.jpg

Raise your hands in the air like you just don't care!

[Babygurl20]

Nevermind

[The Flayed One]

"What a great song...I wonder what ever happened to Mr. Big, anyways...waited on a line of greeennsss and bluuueeess..."

[Babygurl20]

Are you absolutely positive it is mine baby????