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tom smud
04-09-2005, 03:37 PM
flippin through "leonard maltin's movie & video guide"
come across this:

friday the 13 th..................1 1\2 [stars]

friday the 13th....part 2......bomb

friday the 13th....part 3......2

friday the 13th....part 4......bomb

friday the 13th....part 5......bomb

friday the 13th....part 6......bomb

friday the 13th....part 7......1 1\2

friday the 13th....part 8......2

jason goes to hell...............1 1\2 ...... any thoughts on this?

Yellow Jacket
04-09-2005, 04:18 PM
This Leonard Maltin guy doesn't know jack about a good movie if it bit him in the ass! He bombed Friday 13th part 6, yet gives Jason Goes to Hell 1 1/2! Wat the fuck is up with him? Wat's this guy smokin'?
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kpropain
04-09-2005, 04:23 PM
Leonard Maltin is a fucking tard.

zwoti
04-09-2005, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Leonard Maltin is a fucking tard.

let us know what you really think......don't hold back :p

IDrinkYourBlood
04-09-2005, 06:46 PM
LOL Fuck Lenerd Malton, I hate that scrawny ass nerd. But I agree with the scores for all the above 13th movies.

Orange Man
04-09-2005, 07:18 PM
Maltin looks like a smiling penis with ears.

crazy raplh
04-09-2005, 07:23 PM
fag

Orange Man
04-09-2005, 07:25 PM
What the fuck is with you people? Jesus, this site's worse than I'd heard.

Yellow Jacket
04-09-2005, 09:04 PM
Welcome everybody to The Fucktard Hunter Show with your host HorrorIcon. Today I'll encounter the worst fucktard of them all, Leonard Maltin. I think I see him now. Yep, it's him alright. I can always tell it's Maltin cuz he has that gay smile. His teeth look like chiclets. Let's take a looks-see.
http://laughingplace.com/files/Maltin/maltin.JPG

CRIKEES!!! Look at that fucktard. Looks like he just went and fucked Michael Jackson up the ass and loived happily ever after in a twisted way. Well, that's all the time we have today kiddies. I'm HorrorIcon, and I'll see u next time on The Fucktard Hunter Show!
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urgeok
04-10-2005, 05:17 AM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
LOL Fuck Lenerd Malton, I hate that scrawny ass nerd. But I agree with the scores for all the above 13th movies.


i feel the same way ..

when i was a kid i thought the Fri 13 movies were cool ..
now i think they're pretty lame - except one ..
i think it was #4 .. when it decided to have more humor in it ..

crazy raplh
04-10-2005, 06:02 AM
I feel that Friday the 13th fil,s are immortal classics which a rating system should not purtain to.

slasherman
04-10-2005, 11:05 AM
some people shouldnt watch horror movies...because they dont understand the universe...giving part 2 a bomb tells me that this guy is an asshole...:cool:

Yellow Jacket
04-10-2005, 11:31 AM
originally posted by slasherman
some people shouldnt watch horror movies...because they dont understand the universe...giving part 2 a bomb tells me that this guy is an asshole...:cool:

Damn Straight!!!

tom smud
04-10-2005, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
i feel the same way ..

when i was a kid i thought the Fri 13 movies were cool ..
now i think they're pretty lame - except one ..
i think it was #4 .. when it decided to have more humor in it ..

it almost seems your embarrassed by your former youthful outlook

urgeok
04-10-2005, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by tom smud
it almost seems your embarrassed by your former youthful outlook

not at all ... in time you tastes can change though .. as you get introduced to better stuff ..

i'm not embarrased that i used to love this stuff ... it just wore thin as the years passed ..

The STE
04-10-2005, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by slasherman
some people shouldnt watch horror movies...because they dont understand the universe...giving part 2 a bomb tells me that this guy is an asshole...:cool:

yeah! Part 2 was easily like 1/4*!

tom smud
04-10-2005, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by Orange Man
Maltin looks like a smiling penis with ears.


if that be true.....he's got a real hairy knob!

tom smud
04-11-2005, 01:55 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
not at all ... in time you tastes can change though .. as you get introduced to better stuff ..

i'm not embarrased that i used to love this stuff ... it just wore thin as the years passed ..

when i first met my wife i she was pretty damn good-lookin.............ive seen a lot better over the journey but i still think she's pretty good....if not better!

urgeok
04-11-2005, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by tom smud
when i first met my wife i she was pretty damn good-lookin.............ive seen a lot better over the journey but i still think she's pretty good....if not better!


that means she was good to begin with ...

i dont grow out of everything i like ... just the ones that dont stand up as my tastes changed with better exposure.

i would like to think that your wife holds more importance to you than a half rate slasher film.

and i suspect she grew with you ... a simple film can't do that ..

tom smud
04-11-2005, 02:58 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
that means she was good to begin with ...

i dont grow out of everything i like ... just the ones that dont stand up as my tastes changed with better exposure.

i would like to think that your wife holds more importance to you than a half rate slasher film.

and i suspect she grew with you ... a simple film can't do that ..

very good , urgeok

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04-11-2005, 03:08 AM
What kind of half-assed ratins are those anyways !! Damn retard doesnt know slasher/horror for sh** if you ask me...bet he d give movies like North 10 stars or somethn...

I will agree to the fact that once a long series of sequels are made to the first successful movie they tend to get thinner and thinner...specially in the credibility department...but 13th has lived up to its hype...and Jason's popularity can only be measured by the amount of business the franchise has made...Jason is an icon for all hardcore serious horror fans...dumbwads like those and their ratins dont mean sh**...

You go Jason...