possibly the worst movie ever made...

[The Mothman]

A Dog Of Flanders.


here, lemme sum it up for you.


This kid is born, his mother dies birthing him, and then his father dies when he is a couple months old.

The kid grows up to about 10 years old. He lives with his grandfather.

He has a Terrier and is very good at drawing.

He meets this girl, and basically falls in love with her. (They are both only like 13 by this time)

The girl and him sneak out, and return the next morning.

He is banned from ever seeing the girl again.

The boy and his grandfather's house catch on fire, and burn some other houses surrounding it.

The grandfather had nothing to do with it, but yet he is blamed for it.

He gets put in jail for a few months.

a year later, his grandfather dies, and the kid is now handed over the meanest bastard in the town. The same guy who randomly blamed his grandfather for the fire.

The kid runs away and tries to live on the streets.
he is starving of hunger, and freezing cold on the snowy streets.

He finds one way that he could make money and maybe survive. He enters a picture that he drew of his Terrier in an art contest. The picture is VERY well done.

by this time you are saying to yourself "This is it, he will finally make a big breakthrough" but you are wrong.

He loses the contest to a shitty Kindergarten-style drawn picture. The picture was drawn by some rich fat kid with no talent.

The kid finally goes to a church with his dog, and asks that god should take his life.

he dies and his dog die together in the church.

at this time he wa about 15.

end of movie.


WTF IS THIS????????????????? the worst movie ever fucking made EVER!

[ItsAlive75]

Drumline tops it.

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/drumline/_group_photos/leonard_roberts2.jpg

Break yo'self, fool!

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Drumline tops it.

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/drumline/_group_photos/leonard_roberts2.jpg

Break yo'self, fool!
have u seen it?

god damn it is depressing.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by The Mothman
have u seen it?

god damn it is depressing.

Haven't seen your movie, no.

But I've seen Drumline and that's all I really need.

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Haven't seen your movie, no.

But I've seen Drumline and that's all I really need.
go and see it if you want to laugh, cry, and smash the damned video at the same time.

[8-Bit BlackMage]

I take it none of you have seen "Gerry" with Matt Damon and Casey Affleck.

An hour plus of walking, sitting, and a combination of two. You'd think with an Affleck and Matt Damon, you'd have some dialogue, or even overacting.

But you can't overact sitting down in the desert, can yah?

[bwind22]

Well to be honest, the movie this thread is about doesn't sound that bad to me. I really like downer endings, but then again if the acting is shitty, it doesn't matter what the rest of the movie is like.

Speaking of shitty Affleck movies that you would think should be better, Surviving Christmas is one of the worst movies I've seen in the last year. Absolutely terrible! Watched 45 minutes and turned it off.

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by bwind22
Well to be honest, the movie this thread is about doesn't sound that bad to me. I really like downer endings, but then again if the acting is shitty, it doesn't matter what the rest of the movie is like.

Speaking of shitty Affleck movies that you would think should be better, Surviving Christmas is one of the worst movies I've seen in the last year. Absolutely terrible! Watched 45 minutes and turned it off.
how the fuck could this be the slightest bit entertaining at all? unless you enjoy being depressed. This film is a tear jerker throughout the whole thing, and there is not one feel-good moment.

[ENTITY2000]

i think ghoulies sucked ass, and all it's sequels.:)

[filmmaker2]

Originally posted by The Mothman
A Dog Of Flanders.


WTF IS THIS????????????????? the worst movie ever fucking made EVER!

Dude, this "Dog of Flanders" movie sounds fucked up. I sometimes like downer movies, too, but I'm not in a mood for that sort of thing at the moment, and this sounds like a high-octane downer.

"Boogie Nights" is effed up too. People were telling me it was funny and so on and so forth, and when I saw it, I felt slimy and drained of energy and awful. I thought it was one of the creepiest things I'd ever seen! Great movie! But not something cheerful.

[8-Bit BlackMage]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i think ghoulies sucked ass, and all it's sequels.:)

Bite your tongue, knave. The Ghoulies rock tremendous amounts of... some large thing that is hard to rock. ...Minus The Ghoulies Go To College. But we're assuming that went to Hell with Halloween 3: Season of the Witch.

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Dude, this "Dog of Flanders" movie sounds fucked up.

well it is...

my mom rented it for me to see when I was like 11.

she hadnt seen it, so she didnt know that it would be so depressing.

I cried my ass off.

[The STE]

North. End of story

[urgeok]

check out 'the house that screamed' then tell me what the end of story is ..

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by The STE
North. End of story
???

[The STE]

http://imdb.com/title/tt0110687/


You will never see me say that I hate a movie, but I fucking hate North

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
http://imdb.com/title/tt0110687/


You will never see me say that I hate a movie, but I fucking hate North


you AND roger ebert ..

[EXTR3MIST]

And Ebert's the man... not!

Simple: $LA$HER$ - what a monstrously irritating way to spend two hours (uncut!), and the DVD is packed with extras!

[KRUGERKID13]

Originally posted by The STE
http://imdb.com/title/tt0110687/


You will never see me say that I hate a movie, but I fucking hate North

I actually love this movie

worst movie imo is save the last dance

[gordytheghoul]

It's not the worst movie ever, just the worst right now, and that Is THE INCREDIBLES. It's the worst because everybody and their retarded brother love this thing, and it is awful. Only good for those who have never read a comic book in their life, or never seen a good superhero movie. I don't even see how little kids like this thing, it's long, it's boring, and it's annoying.:confused:

Of course, it's just my ipoinon, I could be wrong, but I'm not.:D

[EXTR3MIST]

You're not wrong, you just have no sense of quality comic timing and appealing visuals.

[The STE]

Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
You're not wrong, you just have no sense of quality comic timing and appealing visuals.

Or Jason Lee

[massacre man]

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/jason-lee/jason-lee03.jpg

[urgeok]

Originally posted by gordytheghoul
It's not the worst movie ever, just the worst right now, and that Is THE INCREDIBLES. It's the worst because everybody and their retarded brother love this thing, and it is awful. Only good for those who have never read a comic book in their life, or never seen a good superhero movie. I don't even see how little kids like this thing, it's long, it's boring, and it's annoying.:confused:

Of course, it's just my ipoinon, I could be wrong, but I'm not.:D

i dont see how anyone couldnt like it - it was clever, engaging, gorgeous to look at ..
Loved the score too.

i could never hate a movie mainly because everyone esle likes it.
I have to feel the hate in my guts .. it has to be a film that goes against averything i hold holy in filmmaking.
The incredibles was a good animated film by any possible standards ..

[urgeok]

Originally posted by The STE
Or Jason Lee

jason lee was terrific in this ... that was some better than average voice work..

[massacre man]

Originally posted by urgeok
jason lee was terrific in this ... that was some better than average voice work.. did he use the chocolate covered pretzels line?

[ItsAlive75]

Who did Jason Lee play?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Who did Jason Lee play?

the bad guy ...

[Gren the cake]

too many to name

but i DID watch boogeyman last week and yeh, it was much much worse than i was expecting

well, i guess it was OK and it COULDVE gone somewhere.. but the end as fucked, so it DIDNT

fuckers. got a couple nice screams out of it though so i guess it wasnt a total loss..

[FreddyC.Krueger]

Harry Potter 3.

[ENTITY2000]

another one i think sux is tales from the crypt: bordello
of blood, but demon night kicked ass!

[sweet4dnb]

Hellboy...well I only got about 15 minutes into it before it went off. No, no, no, no, and no.



As for the "WTF Depressing" movies

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
another one i think sux is tales from the crypt: bordello
of blood, but demon night kicked ass!


thats exactly how i felt ..

dennis miller cannot carry a film.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by The Mothman
how the fuck could this be the slightest bit entertaining at all? unless you enjoy being depressed. This film is a tear jerker throughout the whole thing, and there is not one feel-good moment.

It's a tear jerker? Hmmm.... I can't say that I've ever seen a movie that actually made me cry (Except Old Yeller when I was reaaly, really young. I was like "Why'd they have to kill the dog?" )

As for other good downer movies, I would point you guys in the direction of Kids, Trainspotting, and Storytelling. All very fucked up. All quite depressing. All excellent movies.

I guess if this is a chick flick that is meant to induce crying then it doesnt sound quite as cool as I initially thought, but if it's not a chick flick and just about a kid with a really shitty life that you keep hoping something good will happen to, but it never does... Then it sounds cool.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by bwind22
It's a tear jerker? Hmmm.... I can't say that I've ever seen a movie that actually made me cry (Except Old Yeller when I was reaaly, really young. I was like "Why'd they have to kill the dog?" )

As for other good downer movies, I would point you guys in the direction of Kids, Trainspotting, and Storytelling. All very fucked up. All quite depressing. All excellent movies.

I guess if this is a chick flick that is meant to induce crying then it doesnt sound quite as cool as I initially thought, but if it's not a chick flick and just about a kid with a really shitty life that you keep hoping something good will happen to, but it never does... Then it sounds cool.

trainspotting - i never thought of that movie as a downer despite the subject material because of the way it was presented .. it never got into the heavy handed drama - it managed to stay light no matter what .. i think thats what made it unique ..

i dont like relentless painful dramas if their only reason for existence is to force your emotional hand ... thats just manipulation for the sake of itself.

on the other hand if the emotional impact is a result of brilliant performances with a poignant storyline that is actually meaningful... then i'm all for it.

all of us experience pain and loss in our lives from time to time and while some folks would rather not deal with it on screen (understandable) others take comfort in knowing that their experiences have been shared and understood by someone else 'out there'

cinematic empathy if you will ..

[I,ZOMBIE]

there is no movie that could be as bad as movies they show in rehab!!! rehab movies are so god damn bad. i was all like, we should watch fear and loathing in las vegas so we can learn more of the dangers in drug use. BUT, NNOOOOOOOO! we had to watch some awful movie with keanu "should never have played in dracula" reaves and andy grifith. and lots of horrible slightly christain documentaries on the dangers of marijuana and alcohol. i am like what about the dangers of coke and meth or mushrooms and acid! haha so for real, go to rehab if you want to see some awful movies. i would have killed to see old yeller or even revenge of the zombies. other than that, rehab gets two thumbs up.

[I,ZOMBIE]

Originally posted by bwind22

As for other good downer movies, I would point you guys in the direction of Kids, Trainspotting, and Storytelling. All very fucked up. All quite depressing. All excellent movies. [/B]
throw in requiem for a dream and you have a list of movies i do not like because of various reasons. from the outside they are all good movies in their own, but when you have lived that lifestyle, they are fucking horrible. when you are free of girls having sex for drugs, you don't want to see it in a movie. or trainspotting, i lost a really good friend to heroin, so i hate hearing people say "oh trainspotting is great, i want to shoot up" (not that you are saying that, i have just heard lots of people talk like that)... ummm so yeah, i am not a big fan of the drug lifestyle movies. movie empathy can go either way. like Traffic was a well done movie, but again it fits the category of movies i don't want to watch.

i lived a scarface like lifestyle for a bit... and i think thats the only movie i would ever watch again in that category of drug film.

[I,ZOMBIE]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
another one i think sux is tales from the crypt: bordello
of blood, but demon night kicked ass!

i am in full agreement there.

[filmmaker2]

Originally posted by FreddyC.Krueger
Harry Potter 3.

I'm sorry to agree, because I really wanted it to be good, but all the stylistic "experimentation" was just that, and I thought this one blew really hard.

[Haunted]

There are so many movies that I hated it's hard to list them. Titanic is probably at the top of my list. I went two full years without seeing that piece of shit, and then broke my vow and watched it with a friend. TERRIBLE.

Maybe it's because Leo DeCrap-rio was in it or maybe it was because Celine Dion sang the theme. Point is, I can't believe so many people paid to see this movie.

[I,ZOMBIE]

Originally posted by Haunted
There are so many movies that I hated it's hard to list them. Titanic is probably at the top of my list. I went two full years without seeing that piece of shit, and then broke my vow and watched it with a friend. TERRIBLE.

Maybe it's because Leo DeCrap-rio was in it or maybe it was because Celine Dion sang the theme. Point is, I can't believe so many people paid to see this movie.


so i admit i went to see it. i did not pay to see it, i was taken by a girl. and i recieved oral sex through the whole movie. but the movie still sucked and it made me angry that all those poplle went to see it because they were all pissed at me for getting a 2 hour blow job marathon, but i think it was worth it. i then went to see it with a friend of mine who i did not plan on getting oral from and held her when she cried. there are 2 sides to this coin.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
There are so many movies that I hated it's hard to list them. Titanic is probably at the top of my list. I went two full years without seeing that piece of shit, and then broke my vow and watched it with a friend. TERRIBLE.

Maybe it's because Leo DeCrap-rio was in it or maybe it was because Celine Dion sang the theme. Point is, I can't believe so many people paid to see this movie.

i hated it as well, with a passion ..

but i cant in good concience call ot one of the worst movies ever made. (simply because of the art direction, SOME of the acting, the effects, etc)

The most bloated unnecessary piece of hollywood overindulgence - absolutely.

[newb]

Originally posted by I,ZOMBIE
so i admit i went to see it. i did not pay to see it, i was taken by a girl. and i recieved oral sex through the whole movie. but the movie still sucked and it made me angry that all those poplle went to see it because they were all pissed at me for getting a 2 hour blow job marathon, but i think it was worth it. i then went to see it with a friend of mine who i did not plan on getting oral from and held her when she cried. there are 2 sides to this coin.

If you got a 2 hour BJ, than your girl is doing something wrong.

[I,ZOMBIE]

i want to make a 30 second version of titanic in which a toy boat crashes and sinks. the end.

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by bwind22

I guess if this is a chick flick that is meant to induce crying then it doesnt sound quite as cool as I initially thought, but if it's not a chick flick and just about a kid with a really shitty life that you keep hoping something good will happen to, but it never does... Then it sounds cool.
if you manage to stay awake through this movie, you will see, its not good at all.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by I,ZOMBIE
throw in requiem for a dream and you have a list of movies i do not like because of various reasons. from the outside they are all good movies in their own, but when you have lived that lifestyle, they are fucking horrible. when you are free of girls having sex for drugs, you don't want to see it in a movie. or trainspotting, i lost a really good friend to heroin, so i hate hearing people say "oh trainspotting is great, i want to shoot up" (not that you are saying that, i have just heard lots of people talk like that)... ummm so yeah, i am not a big fan of the drug lifestyle movies. movie empathy can go either way. like Traffic was a well done movie, but again it fits the category of movies i don't want to watch.

i lived a scarface like lifestyle for a bit... and i think thats the only movie i would ever watch again in that category of drug film.

Traffic and Requiem are two more downers that I really liked. I have always loved Scarface but I dont look at that as the same type of movie. It's more like a kickass action movie than a realistic depressing drama.

urge - re: Trainspotting: I know what you mean. They keep it pretty funny but there's no denying that the subject matter is pretty rough stuff. And it's not all funny, some it's is straight up fucked... Like when the baby dies, or when Ewan McGregor is going through withdrawals. It gets pretty heavy at parts but then quickly lightens it up again. It's a twisted blend to be sure...

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Matrix Revolutions (revelations? I dunno the third crap-fest)

[sweet4dnb]

Originally posted by I,ZOMBIE
throw in requiem for a dream and you have a list of movies i do not like because of various reasons. from the outside they are all good movies in their own, but when you have lived that lifestyle, they are fucking horrible. when you are free of girls having sex for drugs, you don't want to see it in a movie. or trainspotting, i lost a really good friend to heroin, so i hate hearing people say "oh trainspotting is great, i want to shoot up" (not that you are saying that, i have just heard lots of people talk like that)... ummm so yeah, i am not a big fan of the drug lifestyle movies. movie empathy can go either way. like Traffic was a well done movie, but again it fits the category of movies i don't want to watch.

i lived a scarface like lifestyle for a bit... and i think thats the only movie i would ever watch again in that category of drug film.



I can relate 100%. For a while the movies literally made throw up. Bringing back those kind of memories is not the most pleasant experance. Although I've moved past that... I can take the films for what they are a little better. I enjoy them and think they are excellent films...regardless that I know people who have died, I know people who are killing themselves now.. there's not a lot one can do to save people who just don't want it. You can try and try saving them, no matter how much you love them, how many times you tell them that what they are doing is wrong... it doesn't help. (Although its great to hear you personally have moved on from that, its difficult)

Its almost like watching a documentary at some points and that can be frightening.

Next Try Gummo... my goodness...
I was dating someone else when I saw this..we ended kind of out of the blue so we still talk.. but we were out one night and he said "I still cannot believe you watched Gummo with me". That made me feel warm and fuzzy like I never should about a movie like that.

[bwind22]

Yeah Gummo is another fucked up one. And In the Company of Men too...

[Haunted]

Anyone ever see that movie "Ishtar" with Dustin Hoffman? It's supposed to be the worst movie ever made. I was never able to sit through it.

You guts are going to kill me...Please just try and understand: I hated all of the Fellowship of the Ring movies. I thought the acting was shit. Look, I hated the books as well.

Try not to hold it against me too much....I love you:)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
Anyone ever see that movie "Ishtar" with Dustin Hoffman? It's supposed to be the worst movie ever made. I was never able to sit through it.

You guts are going to kill me...Please just try and understand: I hated all of the Fellowship of the Ring movies. I thought the acting was shit. Look, I hated the books as well.

Try not to hold it against me too much....I love you:)


ishtar was horrible ... given the talent involved ... proof positive that you just cant go back home ...


the lord of the rings movies ....
i think they were a spectacle ... i really enjoyed seeing a book i've enjoyed since i was a small kid come to life ...
I could never hate them - to much to like there ..

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by urgeok
the lord of the rings movies ....
i think they were a spectacle ... i really enjoyed seeing a book i've enjoyed since i was a small kid come to life ...
I could never hate them - to much to like there ..


I agree, urge. I've always loved the books and never thought a decent movie could be made of them. I'm extremely impressed with Peter Jackson and everyone who worked on the films. They made it believable, at least for me. And, of course, it has 3 of my favorite actors - Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellan, and last, but definitely not least, Christopher Lee.

[newb]

Originally posted by Haunted
Anyone ever see that movie "Ishtar" with Dustin Hoffman? It's supposed to be the worst movie ever made. I was never able to sit through it.

You guts are going to kill me...Please just try and understand: I hated all of the Fellowship of the Ring movies. I thought the acting was shit. Look, I hated the books as well.

Try not to hold it against me too much....I love you:)

Bbbuuutt.......how.....why.....and I thought we had something special going here...and now this revelation.......nothing makes sense anymore.

[bwind22]

I thought the Rings Trilogy was pretty good, but not nearly as great as the majority of the population. The effects were cool, the villains were cool, but the movies seemed to drag. I didn't think that they needed to be 3 hours apiece at all and Smeegal got annoying about four hours into the series. *Shrug* It was good but not great in my opinion.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
Bbbuuutt.......how.....why.....and I thought we had something special going here...and now this revelation.......nothing makes sense anymore.

she don't dig hobbit bro'

[newb]

Originally posted by bwind22
I thought the Rings Trilogy was pretty good, but not nearly as great as the majority of the population. The effects were cool, the villains were cool, but the movies seemed to drag. I didn't think that they needed to be 3 hours apiece at all and Smeegal got annoying about four hours into the series. *Shrug* It was good but not great in my opinion.

Bbbuuutt.......how.....why.....and I thought we had something special going here...and now this revelation.......nothing makes sense anymore.

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
she don't dig hobbit bro'

I suppose I shouldn't show her my hairy feet then.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
I suppose I shouldn't show her my hairy feet then.

you probably shouldnt show her your hairy anything !

[The Mothman]

has anyone seen the old cartoon movie made way before the LOTR of The Hobbit?

[urgeok]

yep, i have a dub of that somewhere .. and the DVD of Ralph Bashki's half finished Lord of the Rings animated film.

[The Mothman]

I still have it too.

I watched it alot when I was REALLY little.

[Preacher]

Contact and Jackie Brown.

Boring load of old bollox.

Pointless shite.

Had to get pissed after each of these to forget what they were like.

Cheers
Ash

[urgeok]

i hated Contact as well ... but JAckie Brown was my favorite Tarantino film, till Kill Bill came out ..

[Preacher]

Nah. Day like it.

Good story but really really slow. This was actually the only film where I have walked out of a cinema before the end.

Couldn't be bothered to see the end.

Ash

[zwoti]

Originally posted by urgeok
i hated Contact as well ... but JAckie Brown was my favorite Tarantino film, till Kill Bill came out ..

Originally posted by Preacher
Contact and Jackie Brown.

Cheers
Ash

contact.......what a p.o.s.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by zwoti
contact.......what a p.o.s.


watching Contact was like being with a good looking girl who tells you all night that she wants to have crazy sex with you ...

and when the moment of truth comes she pulls up her dress - and she's as blank as a barbie doll between the legs ...

just aint nothing there ...

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
watching Contact was like being with a good looking girl who tells you all night that she wants to have crazy sex with you ...

and when the moment of truth comes she pulls up her dress - and she's as blank as a barbie doll between the legs ...

just aint nothing there ...

I resent that remark.


you haven't seen a couple of nipples around here...have ya?
http://www.jengray.com/archives/barbie.jpg

[dantehorrorfan]

the worst movie ever is............either the Scare Crow Slayer or Gili u can get nightmares from watching both.....:)

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by dantehorrorfan
Gili
do u mean gigli?

ya. and that stupid ass movie "enough"
the only reason anyone watched this is to stare a jlo's ass.
and it still sucked.

[kpropain]

I've said this on this forum several times...

Worst movie ever made is Sleepy Hollow High...

Trust me it gets no worse than this...