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filmmaker2

04-04-2005, 12:50 PM

Welllll, this thread is SORT of a joke, because the title looks funny. But kids eat bugs all the time. I never ate those chocolate covered cockroaches, though. I did buy some lollipops with bees inside them, but just to look at them.

The closest I'll come to eating a bug nowadays is a shrimp or a lobster. (Hey, you have to move up in the world.)

If I saw a shrimp scuttling across the floor I would probably try to do something to it, because it would look horrible and dangerous. But if someone grabbed it, peeled its shell off, and stir-fried it with some garlic, I would probably be looking for a plate and a napkin.

Haunted

04-04-2005, 12:56 PM

I swallowed the worm while drinking tequila. I used to eat ants when I was 3 or 4.

The biggest insect I've ever seen was a huge praying mantis on some doctor's car.

filmmaker2

04-04-2005, 01:03 PM

I never swallowed the tequila worm. Someone always got it before I did...

Biggest bugs I've seen are these industrial strength critters that fly around--I see them when I drive out into the California desert--the farther you get from civilization, the bigger the bugs get. I swear they're the size of small birds out there. Big buzzing, fluttering things.

ItsAlive75

04-04-2005, 02:27 PM

I've never eaten a bug, I was always kinda freaked by bugs when I was a kid.

LilMissScareAll

04-04-2005, 04:07 PM

If anybody here is into eating bugs, there are plenty of ladybugs here I could pack up and send to you.

filmmaker2

04-04-2005, 05:19 PM

I will eat Ladybug Paste. I make an exception there. That's like a pate, you puree a couple thousand of them fresh in a blender with some butter and cilantro and a little garlic. It's great on toast triangles! ;)

LilMissScareAll

04-04-2005, 05:48 PM

Eww! :p Those things smell disgusting(ladybugs I mean)...I believe I'd rather eat anything than a ladybug.

This thread reminds me, my dad told me he ate a grasshopper once...I believe it was a grasshopper. Yuck...it disgusts me to even look at those things. :p

ShankS

04-04-2005, 11:23 PM

didn't you lot get fed, by your parents when you was young.

Sedated_replica

04-04-2005, 11:35 PM

What?

:confused:

Are you guys talking about eating insects?

..........why? what is wrong with you?

ShankS

04-04-2005, 11:43 PM

they must be reptiles.

FreddyC.Krueger

04-05-2005, 03:08 AM

Biggest bug I've ever ate was a fly. That was when I was driving a motor cycle without a helmet on and got bugs in my teeth. Needless to say it was a disgusting experience.

The Mothman

04-05-2005, 07:21 AM

this is like the only stuff that creeps me out. bugs man. fucking bugs. I hate them. except for regular flies.

urgeok

04-05-2005, 07:24 AM

i dont eat bugs ... never have, never will.

The Mothman

04-05-2005, 07:25 AM

stupid bugs. they are the only thing that can get me to squirm. other than some stuff I would rather not mention....

LilMissScareAll

04-05-2005, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by The Mothman
stupid bugs. they are the only thing that can get me to squirm.

me too...well actually there are other things too. I'm also scared of snakes. :p I'm not disgusted by snakes though...I think they're cute and I like the ones at the zoo where the zookeepers hold them and let you pet them. it's just that I live in the middle of nowhere and you never know when a snake is going to crawl out in front of you when you're outside...so I want them to stay far away from my house. And I'm not smart when it comes to snakes so I'd panic, not knowing if it were poisonous or not.

I,ZOMBIE

04-06-2005, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
me too...well actually there are other things too. I'm also scared of snakes. :p I'm not disgusted by snakes though...I think they're cute and I like the ones at the zoo where the zookeepers hold them and let you pet them. it's just that I live in the middle of nowhere and you never know when a snake is going to crawl out in front of you when you're outside...so I want them to stay far away from my house. And I'm not smart when it comes to snakes so I'd panic, not knowing if it were poisonous or not.

haha! no way! you seem like you wouldn't be scared of snakes! thats so weeird.

i was going to eat my tarantulla when she died but i was too sad to think about cooking her. something about ingesting that which you love. like when dead killed himself and the rest of mayhem ate peices of his brain and then called the police.

filmmaker2

04-06-2005, 11:10 AM

How about an escargot? Would anyone here eat a snail? And no, this is not the "snails versus oysters" routine. I had some sauteed snails once, and by golly, those damn things were all right. They tasted like shrimp, can you believe that? And they had lotsa garlic in there on 'em, and that was good because garlic goes good with just about anything.

filmmaker2

04-06-2005, 11:15 AM

There is a link at the top of this page, though it may be gone at some point:

http://www.spalding-labs.com/home.php

They sell something called "natural fly predators" which are "tiny beneficial insects" that kill the pest flies. And they have a funny picture of a girl kissing a horse. Hey, sex sells, you know.

LilMissScareAll

04-06-2005, 06:03 PM

Originally posted by I,ZOMBIE
haha! no way! you seem like you wouldn't be scared of snakes! thats so weeird.

I'm just afraid of the poisonous ones around here...and since I don't know the non-poisonous ones from the poisonous ones...I'm kinda scared of them all. :p But like I said, I like the ones at the zoo that I know aren't poisonous. I pet those. :)

urgeok

04-06-2005, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by LilMissScareAll
I'm just afraid of the poisonous ones around here...and since I don't know the non-poisonous ones from the poisonous ones...I'm kinda scared of them all. :p But like I said, I like the ones at the zoo that I know aren't poisonous. I pet those. :)

thats not a phobia .. its a survival technique :)

Marroe

04-06-2005, 06:07 PM

I just went for a walk in the park, and I ate a grasshopper for dinner.....hadda fight a bat for it

urgeok

04-06-2005, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Marroe
I just went for a walk in the park, and I ate a grasshopper for dinner.....hadda fight a bat for it

finally, you're eating healthier ,, and cheaper too !

LilMissScareAll

04-06-2005, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by urgeok
thats not a phobia .. its a survival technique :)

yep...I'd think anyone would be a little scared to run up on a venomous snake(unless you're the Crocodile Hunter or Jeff Corwin or another one of those animal guys who have been specially trained to handle those animals)...though I could be wrong. :p

X¤MurderDoll¤X

04-06-2005, 07:02 PM

I'm not eating anything, I'm on the Schiavo Diet. (sorry, I know)

Tat2

04-08-2005, 04:30 PM

I ate one of the Ant from the movie THEM! I was hungry.

:D

Sedated_replica

04-08-2005, 04:34 PM

You guys should go on Fear Factor. least you could make some money for eating bugs.

Angelakillsluts

04-09-2005, 07:13 AM

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'm not eating anything, I'm on the Schiavo Diet. (sorry, I know)

here's a big roll from me :rolleyes:

kpropain

04-09-2005, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I'm not eating anything, I'm on the Schiavo Diet. (sorry, I know)

From your pics you look like you need to eat anything you can get your hands on...

I guess the heroin addict look is appealing to you.

X¤MurderDoll¤X

04-09-2005, 10:49 PM

Originally posted by kpropain
From your pics you look like you need to eat anything you can get your hands on...

I guess the heroin addict look is appealing to you.

yup.

thin > fat

ShankS

04-10-2005, 12:11 AM

lol

urgeok

04-10-2005, 05:12 AM

Originally posted by kpropain
From your pics you look like you need to eat anything you can get your hands on...

I guess the heroin addict look is appealing to you.

i have to tell you man .. if thats her in the avatar ... then that look appeals to me as well !

then again, i love ALL women .. all shapes and sizes ..

except for those circus freaks you guys love posting :)

Kitty

04-10-2005, 05:31 AM

hmmm i had to eat a worm and i was sick for like 3 days!But i got my portien!

filmmaker2

04-10-2005, 06:21 AM

You ate a worm??

That's gross!

Kitty

04-10-2005, 06:47 AM

10th Brithday Dare!

yea it was pritty gross it like was gone b4 i i got to swallow it slid down my throught and well it was rather discusting!

filmmaker2

04-10-2005, 06:52 AM

That is pretty yucky!

You've got some real bravery there.

Kitty

04-10-2005, 11:13 AM

Thats nothing

Try having to Eat a cave Dwelling spirder~

anyway i also ate 6 spiders and 7nates(biking) and 1.....No two worms!

kpropain

04-10-2005, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by Kitty
Thats nothing

Try having to Eat a cave Dwelling spirder~

anyway i also ate 6 spiders and 7nates(biking) and 1.....No two worms!

We knew you were a dumb ass, you didn't have to tell us.

Kitty

04-10-2005, 12:00 PM

i didn't!

kpropain

04-10-2005, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by Kitty
i didn't!

Sure you did, you remind us every time you post.:)

dethbyfire

04-10-2005, 12:26 PM

There is nothing wrong with eating bugs. Had baked meal worms with a nice cajun seasoning on them. They are very good. Have also had meal worms alive. Dont think i would eat any bugs that are not from a pet store though since you are not sure of their health status. Bugs from the store are kept in good health to insure nothing gets sick off of them.

kpropain

04-10-2005, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by dethbyfire
There is nothing wrong with eating bugs. Had baked meal worms with a nice cajun seasoning on them. They are very good. Have also had meal worms alive. Dont think i would eat any bugs that are not from a pet store though since you are not sure of their health status. Bugs from the store are kept in good health to insure nothing gets sick off of them.

I'll stick to a good ole slab of bloody cow, or deer meat.

Sorry but the idea of eating bugs just does not appeal to me at all.

Kitty

04-10-2005, 03:02 PM

hmmmmm
cow and deer......What about bison?

X¤MurderDoll¤X

04-10-2005, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by Kitty
hmmmmm
cow and deer......What about bison?

http://www.jillsjokeline.com/stfu.jpg

Marroe

04-10-2005, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by dethbyfire
There is nothing wrong with eating bugs. Had baked meal worms with a nice cajun seasoning on them. They are very good. Have also had meal worms alive. Dont think i would eat any bugs that are not from a pet store though since you are not sure of their health status. Bugs from the store are kept in good health to insure nothing gets sick off of them. you sure? I've noticed some nice beetles out today

fannyface

04-10-2005, 09:32 PM

I've eaten a fair few of these by mistake but to be honest they don't taste too bad.

Marroe

04-10-2005, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by fannyface
I've eaten a fair few of these by mistake but to be honest they don't taste too bad. By mistake?

fannyface

04-10-2005, 09:54 PM

yeah, they just sort of pop into my mouth and sometimes I chew them without realising they're there. They taste a bit like grass. One thing though is that if you swallow them whole, unlike sweetcorn they don't come out whole again... wierd!