Another pointless cheeba story...

[ChEEbA]

So...a few nights ago, I had a friend around to check out some new movies, big stoner night.
M'self, the lady and my friend...we were all smokin', and high as motherfuckers - So I went and fucked his mother.
Haha...naw...
So, at some point, we're watching cartoons (I think it was cartoons), and Anna notices there's a big-ass roach sitting on top of our dresser, about an inch and a half long. One of the usually outdoors, flying kind.
The room was smoke filled, and it wasn't moving...I can only assume it was stoned like us...figured it'd be pretty easy to catch.
So, I caught it, and decided to see what'd happen if I smoked me some muthafuckin' insect instead.
No...that was a lie too...
I caught the roach carefully in a tissue after a short chase ensued.
then put it into a big plastic water bottle. At first I was just gonna look at it a bit, and throw it out, but after looking at it for a while, I decided to keep it.
Put airholes in the bottle, a bunch of plant fragments inside, and some food, then blazed a fat bowl and made SURE his lil' home was smoke-city.
The thing eats n stuff, you see it chew and everything...and it also seems to sleep, or go into a sleep-like state every now and then.
I put it's home outside in the day, and bring it in at night.
It's been like 3 days now, and all is well...seems in good health.
Why am I telling you this?
I dunno.
But I've decided to call him Ed.
Ed the roach.

- B.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I had eggs for breakfast.

Actually, that's a lie.

[ChEEbA]

I killed myself this morning...also a lie.

[ChEEbA]

But I really DID destroy the universe...
This is all in the past...they haven't even got to the best part.

[Haunted]

I smoked a huge dube about fifteen minutes ago
















That, unfortunately, is also a lie....and a dream

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I got aids this morning. I already had aids though so I don't know what that means... I'm not a doctor but my theory is that they'll cancel eachother out, maybe even take out some of their friends. :cool:

[ChEEbA]

I thought you WERE aids?

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

that would explain a lot.

[ChEEbA]

Ed agrees.

[Haunted]

Ed is 100% correct in his assertion, as is ChEEba

[ChEEbA]

Ed is the shit.

[Haunted]

Definitely. Anyone ever see the Power Puff Girl's episode about the roach dude? Ed is, in fact, cooler than him. Ed for World Domination with Haunted and ChEEba as powers behind the throne.

[ChEEbA]

I hope he doesn't DIE!

[Haunted]

I think roaches live a little while. If he continues to eat and have some source of water he should be fine. I hope he lives, don't think I'm silly, but all life is precious even roaches and Canadians.;)















































I love you, Urge....;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
I think roaches live a little while. If he continues to eat and have some source of water he should be fine. I hope he lives, don't think I'm silly, but all life is precious even roaches and Canadians.;)

I love you, Urge....;)


i'd like a physical demonstration of that affection if you please :D


hey i think cheeba made this whole thing up because i mentioned seeing Joes Apartment the other night.

if he starts claiming the roach is singing and dancing and talking to him ... then its for sure.

[ChEEbA]

Never saw Joes apartment...
And, you didn't mention it to ME anyway.
Honestly, I have a pet roach.., I just like watching it.

[Marroe]

I told you that you should call him Doobie, dag nabbit. But Ed works too.

[Angra]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Never saw Joes apartment...
And, you didn't mention it to ME anyway.
Honestly, I have a pet roach.., I just like watching it.


Don´t you have a whole lot of pets already, Cheeba?

Your roach will sooner or later end up as one of your pet rodents dinner.
Face it!;)

[ChEEbA]

Your roach will sooner or later end up as one of your pet rodents dinner.

...No he's not...Just for that, if he dies, I'm gonna send you the body, in a matchbox coffin and make you worship Ed as your fallen lord.

[Angra]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
...No he's not...Just for that, if he dies, I'm gonna send you the body, in a matchbox coffin and make you worship Ed as your fallen lord.


LMAO!!


HAIL MISTER ED!!!

[Marroe]

HIGH PRIEST WISE!

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
So...a few nights ago, I had a friend around to check out some new movies, big stoner night.
M'self, the lady and my friend...we were all smokin', and high as motherfuckers - So I went and fucked his mother.
Haha...naw...
So, at some point, we're watching cartoons (I think it was cartoons), and Anna notices there's a big-ass roach sitting on top of our dresser, about an inch and a half long. One of the usually outdoors, flying kind.
The room was smoke filled, and it wasn't moving...I can only assume it was stoned like us...figured it'd be pretty easy to catch.
So, I caught it, and decided to see what'd happen if I smoked me some muthafuckin' insect instead.
No...that was a lie too...
I caught the roach carefully in a tissue after a short chase ensued.
then put it into a big plastic water bottle. At first I was just gonna look at it a bit, and throw it out, but after looking at it for a while, I decided to keep it.
Put airholes in the bottle, a bunch of plant fragments inside, and some food, then blazed a fat bowl and made SURE his lil' home was smoke-city.
The thing eats n stuff, you see it chew and everything...and it also seems to sleep, or go into a sleep-like state every now and then.
I put it's home outside in the day, and bring it in at night.
It's been like 3 days now, and all is well...seems in good health.
Why am I telling you this?
I dunno.
But I've decided to call him Ed.
Ed the roach.

- B.

I like the fucked his mother part. that was funny.

When you are smoking weed and you found a roach... I thought you meant you found another smoked joint...

:confused:

[ChEEbA]

I thought you meant you found another smoked joint...
Oh...trust me, THAT coincidence had us laughing at the time...

So, we found him sitting there almost unmoving, slightly rocking.
Seemed like a great idea at the time...maybe I should get one of those big-ass long living forrest roaches...

[FairyKorpes]

spunk-a-delic

[Spallalala]

Sad to say, Ed " Doobie " The Roach has not survived. He was found lying face up.

( Thats what you get when you smoke to much green ( if your a roach ))




RIP to Mr Ed. Peace little dude..


:(

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

atleast he died happy.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
spunk-a-delic

you say the nicest things :p

[Angra]

Originally posted by Spallalala
Sad to say, Ed " Doobie " The Roach has not survived. He was found lying face up.

( Thats what you get when you smoke to much green ( if your a roach ))




RIP to Mr Ed. Peace little dude..


:(



For real???

Well you should have known that it couldn´t take all that "grass".
Haven´t you guys ever heard Brian May´s song "Too much weed can kill you"?:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Spallalala
Sad to say, Ed " Doobie " The Roach has not survived. He was found lying face up.

( Thats what you get when you smoke to much green ( if your a roach ))




RIP to Mr Ed. Peace little dude..


:(


well,
1 down - 8,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to go..

[Haunted]

Urge, that was insensitive.

[Marroe]

:(

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Haunted
Urge, that was insensitive.

I always knew Urge was a speciest.

[ChEEbA]

Yup, found out when I woke up today...it sucks.
Looks like I got me a package to send you angra...nah, we're good.
I suppose not dying violently, and with a full belly can't have been that bad. Guess he just like, fell asleep kinda deal - and by the size of him, he must've been around quite a while too.
Our paths crossed for such a short time, poor Ed and I...

I think I might actually look into getting one of those forresty type giant roaches, I think they'd be pretty interesting.
We have a variety for sale in some stores here that looks a bit like a miniature (fit in your hand) version of the really huge bugs in starship troopers.

R.I.P Ed....

[Haunted]

*Plays from Mozart's Requiem: Lacrimosa*

[Angra]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Yup, found out when I woke up today...it sucks.
Looks like I got me a package to send you angra...nah, we're good.
I suppose not dying violently, and with a full belly can't have been that bad. Guess he just like, fell asleep kinda deal - and by the size of him, he must've been around quite a while too.
Our paths crossed for such a short time, poor Ed and I...

I think I might actually look into getting one of those forresty type giant roaches, I think they'd be pretty interesting.
We have a variety for sale in some stores here that looks a bit like a miniature (fit in your hand) version of the really huge bugs in starship troopers.



Is it the same kind like the one in "Indiana Jones and the temple of doom" that actually IS in the heroines hand when she flips it around down in the nasty hidden cave? Brrrrrrrr *shivers*

[Angra]

Originally posted by Haunted
*Plays from Mozart's Requiem: Lacrimosa*



Nerd...

[Haunted]

Wanna fight about it?

[Angra]

Originally posted by Haunted
Wanna fight about it?


Eeeerh..... Sure. We meet outside in 10 minutes. And we´re doing it the old Muay-thai way with broken glass on our gloves. A date?;)

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Angra
Eeeerh..... Sure. We meet outside in 10 minutes. And we´re doing it the old Muay-thai way with broken glass on our gloves. A date?;)

Isn't that from Bloodsport, or something like it?

[Angra]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Isn't that from Bloodsport, or something like it?


Close. It´s a Van Dammit movie alright. "Kickboxer".

[bloodrayne]

You should get one of those Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches, Cheeba...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/roach.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/10_17_bug1.jpg

Oooh...And how about a Goliath Beetle?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/goliathus_orientalis_preussi_2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/goliath.jpg

Dustin's new band logo is the Atropos (Death's Head) Moth...These moths are wicked cool...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/deaths_head_moth2.jpg

This is what his band logo looks like...Except it's done in black and red...No yellow...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/atropos.gif


Black Scorpions are always cool, too;)

[ChEEbA]

That big bug could kick some ass...

BR, there's roaches here that are bigger than that one though...it does look cool...

[Angra]

That´s a nasty fella...





Now let´s go find Cheeba a new cute pet. *Runs for google*

[ChEEbA]

The 4th one down looks like a transformer:D

[Angra]

I like the face on this one.

[Marroe]

that thing is cool.....I want one

[ChEEbA]

There's this really weird big green caterpillar...dunno what it's called, but it looks kinda like it's got a clownface...those are cool.

The cricket looks like it would try an' kick my ass...must have a mean headbutt move...

[Angra]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
There's this really weird big green caterpillar...dunno what it's called, but it looks kinda like it's got a clownface...those are cool.



Hmm?

[Marroe]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
There's this really weird big green caterpillar...dunno what it's called, but it looks kinda like it's got a clownface...those are cool.

The cricket looks like it would try an' kick my ass...must have a mean headbutt move...

[Angra]

Originally posted by Marroe



Funny. I was sooo close using that one as well. LOL

Now i´m glad i didn´t.;)

[Angra]

Hmm?

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Angra
Hmm? aww..I wanna tatoo of him on my hip

[Angra]

Originally posted by Marroe
aww..I wanna tatoo of him on my hip


Or how about right over your ass crack, Marroe?

That would turn ME on!;) Wink-wink

[Angra]

Hmm?

[Angra]

Or how about this cutie, Cheeba? It could sit on your shoulder like a parrot and bite your ear.;)

[ChEEbA]

I've actually seen something quite like that.

Never seen a leech though. I wanted to feel what it was like to be bitten, so, on a geography excursion to a national park, we were told to walk across rocks and not in the water....about 4 people got em on their feet and ankles, so I tried sticking my hand in the water...
Guess they just didn't like me? :(

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
There's this really weird big green caterpillar...dunno what it's called, but it looks kinda like it's got a clownface...those are cool.I know what you're talking about...But, this one is cooler...It looks like Al Jolson...lol...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/PaddleCaterpillarFromAbove.jpg
"Mammy":D


That one is a Paddle Caterpillar...It becomes a Funerary Dagger Moth...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/9221FuneraryDagger052804.jpg

[FairyKorpes]

Anthing with more then 4 legs and has sought refuge in my house will meet it's demise, usually with a Windex stunner and then the paper towel hand of death. *shivers*

[Angra]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Anthing with more then 4 legs and has sought refuge in my house will meet it's demise, usually with a Windex stunner and then the paper towel hand of death. *shivers*


And anything with 4 legs you just wanna hug?:rolleyes:


Poor rats...:D

[ChEEbA]

I think THAT'd be more for the ones with 3 legs...

[Angra]

Or no legs..

[ChEEbA]

Snakes are nice...so soft...

[Haunted]

Yeah, but snakes don't wanna be cooped up in aquariums and such like. They long to stretch their bodies and lie under rocks until twilight....after sunning themselves, of course.

From what I understand, Austrailia is a treasure house of animal life.

[ChEEbA]

You'd be right there.
We got some pretty funky insects and the like...

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
Urge, that was insensitive.

i'm more of a silverfish kind of guy ..

actually i had an apartment in an old house once and the people under me were .. not so fussy about cleanliness ..

Their roaches made their way upstairs to my place and i waged a holy war that lasted months to get rid of the little bastards ..

not the kind cheeba had, true ... but i hate the little fuckers ..

[ChEEbA]

It's all good man, house roaches SUCK!
Filthy fuckers... can't really bring myself to kill them via stomp, but I will take measures that usually lead to their destruction anyway.

More pets...?

[fannyface]

Originally posted by Haunted
I smoked a huge pube about fifteen minutes ago

hmmm...

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Angra
Hmm?

Isn't that caterpillar highly poisonous or am I think of another fuzzy 'pillar?

Fannyface, my quote does say"dube" but I spelled it wrong. It should be doob. At the time, I had just arisen from slumber and therefore was not accountable for typographical errors. Thank you.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
It's all good man, house roaches SUCK!
Filthy fuckers... can't really bring myself to kill them via stomp, but I will take measures that usually lead to their destruction anyway.

More pets...?


pet rock ?

remember those ... proof positive that america had gone insane.

what about a nice bonsai tree ?

[ChEEbA]

Fuck pet rocks...they came out here, but I though everyone that bought them had gone retarded.

Haunted, you did spell doob at least phonetically correctly, I think the idiot was just attempting to make fun of you...

Maybe a big ol' stick insect? Those are pretty cool.

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Angra
And anything with 4 legs you just wanna hug?:rolleyes:


Poor rats...:D

Hey!

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
I think THAT'd be more for the ones with 3 legs...

This one went over my head so fast.....i actually felt the breeze.

[Angra]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Fuck pet rocks...they came out here, but I though everyone that bought them had gone retarded.

Haunted, you did spell doob at least phonetically correctly, I think the idiot was just attempting to make fun of you...

Maybe a big ol' stick insect? Those are pretty cool.


What the hell is fun about a stick insect???

No Cheeba, go for a log insect. That´s more you.
;)

[Marroe]

cool bug

[Haunted]

I'd like a huge, bright green female Praying Mantis is a cool terrarium.

I love 'em!

[Vodstok]

I cant believe i missed this thread entirely.....

Cheeba... Haunted... Bugs... It really is magical...

when my wife and i moved into our house last year, we had one of these puppies right outside our bedroom window. We named her Bertha and she ate flies. Then one day, she was gone. :(

http://www.billybear4kids.com/butterfly/spiders/garden-spider.jpg

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I cant believe i missed this thread entirely.....

Cheeba... Haunted... Bugs... It really is magical...

when my wife and i moved into our house last year, we had one of these puppies right outside our bedroom window. We named her Bertha and she ate flies. Then one day, she was gone. :(



is it deadly? you got any antivenom :D

[Vodstok]

Nah, they are harmless. To people anyway.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Nah, they are harmless. To people anyway.

ah right, I thought everything was deadly in america, on the nature programmes it is :)

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by ShankS
ah right, I thought everything was deadly in america, on the nature programmes it is :) Nope, just the food and tv :)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Nope, just the food and tv :)


I think the antivenom you're after is a major powercut .....no tv and no BK ;)

[Vodstok]

Dont underestimate America. We will find a way to sit and do nothing, and there is nothing we cant fry one way or another.


Have you ever heard of people frying an entire turkey? Well, we do.

[Marroe]

My favorite bug

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Marroe
My favorite bug Hah......Stick bugs:D

[ItsAlive75]

My friends found a stick bug and put it in their house on a big plant as a pet. After three or four days they couldn't find it.

I found it in their bathroom a week later when I was pissing and scared the living piss outta myself. I was literally jumping around the bathroom spraying piss everywhere.

I made no apologies.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
My friends found a stick bug and put it in their house on a big plant as a pet. After three or four days they couldn't find it.

I found it in their bathroom a week later when I was pissing and scared the living piss outta myself. I was literally jumping around the bathroom spraying piss everywhere.

I made no apologies. .........................................















ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D

[ChEEbA]

Did the insect get pissed on too???
They're nothing to be afraid of really...here, they're no poisonous, so, YOU should definately be fine.

I like the freaky bark/leaf insects, they're cool...or those little green moths that look jut like rose thorns.

Vod, we have a variety of spider a lot like that here, but larger, and grey...it's a garden spider, no?

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Did the insect get pissed on too???
They're nothing to be afraid of really...here, they're no poisonous, so, YOU should definately be fine.


Alcohol does crazy things. At first glance I didn't know WHAT it was, and it was all on its hind legs, lookin' like it was reaching out to me and stuff. Freaked the HELL outta me.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Alcohol does crazy things. At first glance I didn't know WHAT it was, and it was all on its hind legs, lookin' like it was reaching out to me and stuff. Freaked the HELL outta me. Hah!!!!! attack of the killer stick bugs!!!!!!!!!!:D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Hah!!!!! attack of the killer stick bugs!!!!!!!!!!:D

Pretty sure I'd be the only pussy who'd die...

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Pretty sure I'd be the only pussy who'd die... Nah i could give u my flame thrower.........



Die u fucking stick bugged bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Nah i could give u my flame thrower.........




Psshh, I aint no Nazi. I dunno how to work a flamethrower!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
fine i could give u my shotgun i shall have the flame thrower.......

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Psshh, I aint no Nazi. I dunno how to work a flamethrower!

i think that with most killer bug/bird/frog etc situations ... a tennis racquet would be my weapon of choice.

[ChEEbA]

Or...this sounds pretty sweet.
I love animals. Roaches even.

Flies I make a special hatred exception for.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Or...this sounds pretty sweet.
I love animals. Roaches even.

Flies I make a special hatred exception for.

I have one of those, it's amazingly good against friends and family.

Just tape the button down and put it in a high-traffic area. Watching people grimace and jump in utter confusion is fantastic.

[Marroe]

what does that ad bar do anyways...does it search for words in our posts? I see some pretty random things pop up there at times.

[ChEEbA]

It seems to find "keywords" and put them together, then operate some kinda search engine that finds things it thinks you'll wanna buy, I guess....?

This time it took the present bug topic, and urges tennis racquet, and....fusion....