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ShankS
03-31-2005, 02:43 AM
I think the birds that fly into the garden are a bit mental. I chucked out some stale sandwiches onto the lawn, and watched from the kitchen window, as the birds landed to feast upon the dry bread and fillings, whilst I was drinking a coffee.
It got me daydreaming and wondering, why don't they realise they're eating their own kind, on Sunday we had roast Turkey, and as usual the bones and carcase get chucked out on the lawn the following morning, and they happily peck and munch away, till the bones are stripped clean. Even though the turkey was cooked and a bit ragged after we'd carved and eaten it, it still was recognisable as a bird, infact a very big bird in the eyes of the average winged garden visitor.
Don't these things have instinct, to stay away from a dead cooked birds. If I chucked out some dead cooked garden birds, of their own species, I bet they wouldn't even attempt to land on the lawn, they'd stay away realising it was their own kind. A bird my cat killed and left on the lawn, stopped them coming in the garden.
Maybe they don't care for other species of bird, and see them as lunch, especially if they've been roasted with added flavourings and herbs
bwind22
03-31-2005, 02:47 AM
It's kind of like how I won't eat any other Irishmen.
Originally posted by bwind22
It's kind of like how I won't eat any other Irishmen.
We taste like chicken.
urgeok
03-31-2005, 05:49 AM
Originally posted by newb
We taste like chicken.
liar, you taste like beer and potatos !
bwind22
03-31-2005, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
liar, you taste like beer and potatos !
Exactly! I eat enough potatoes and drink enough beer in a day that I don't need to taste while I'm enjoying my humans. ;)
For anyone dumb enough to believe that, I am kidding. I don't eat people, but who's seen Ravenous?
Originally posted by urgeok
liar, you taste like beer and potatos !
Thats a seven course meal for me.
A six pack and a potato.
urgeok
03-31-2005, 06:40 AM
Originally posted by newb
Thats a seven course meal for me.
A six pack and a potato.
you could always kill 2 birds with one stone and just drink vodka ..
hmmmm birds ..
i came dangerously close to being on topic there for a second ..
gotta watch myself.
ShankS
03-31-2005, 08:44 AM
and another time, when we were kids, we went to farm to see the animals and stuff, had chicken sandwiches and we thought it'd be funny to chuck bits of chicken into one of the turkey pens... the fuckin mad things started squabling over the scraps and pecked up the lot lol.
Just a few weeks ago I witnessed a hawk knock a bird out of a tree and proceed to dine on it. Survival of the fittest, I guess.
urgeok
03-31-2005, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by newb
Just a few weeks ago I witnessed a hawk knock a bird out of a tree and proceed to dine on it. Survival of the fittest, I guess.
Rockin' out with my hawk out !!!!!
HAIL SATAN !!!
DraculaInDallas
03-31-2005, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
Rockin' out with my hawk out !!!!!
HAIL SATAN !!!
ahahahahahahahahaa.....lmfao!!!!! :D
urg, you're a fucking nut!!!!!!!!! :D
ShankS
03-31-2005, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
ahahahahahahahahaa.....lmfao!!!!! :D
urg, you're a fucking nut!!!!!!!!! :D
he's that, and his jokes are getting cheesier :p :D
Marroe
03-31-2005, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
liar, you taste like beer and potatos ! I'd eat any man that taste like beer and potatos
ShankS
03-31-2005, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
I'd eat any man that taste like beer and potatos
*runs off and showers in beer with his willy stuck in mash*
da ...da!! I'm ready :D :p ;)
Marroe
03-31-2005, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
*runs off and showers in beer with his willy stuck in mash*
da ...da!! I'm ready :D :p ;) no, no...soak your willy in the beer, and put the mash in your belly button (don't ask, just do it)
Originally posted by Marroe
I'd eat any man that taste like beer and potatos
Pleased to meet ya Marroe. The names Spuds.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/BeerMug.jpg
urgeok
03-31-2005, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
I'd eat any man that taste like beer and potatos
i was hopin she'd say that she'd eat a man that tasted cheesier :)
Marroe
03-31-2005, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
i was hopin she'd say that she'd eat a man that tasted cheesier :) I would eat a cheesy man too....but why do you 3 want to be eaten so damn bad?:eek:
Originally posted by Marroe
I would eat a cheesy man too....but why do you 3 want to be eaten so damn bad?:eek:
I can't speak for the other two but as for myself...I guess I'm just crazy like that.
BON APETITE
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urgeok
03-31-2005, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
I would eat a cheesy man too....but why do you 3 want to be eaten so damn bad?:eek:
there's no way i can answer that without appearing like a drooling dirty old man.
dont say it !!!!!!!!
Originally posted by urgeok
there's no way i can answer that without appearing like a drooling dirty old man.
dont say it !!!!!!!!
I think my response had a little class. I used french.
Marroe
03-31-2005, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
there's no way i can answer that without appearing like a drooling dirty old man.
dont say it !!!!!!!! awww....why'd ya have to add the "don't say it"?
urgeok
03-31-2005, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by newb
I think my response had a little class. I used french.
pas moi
wee wee
I wasn't responding....I have to go wee wee
Marroe
03-31-2005, 09:02 PM
Bonne nuit;)
The STE
03-31-2005, 09:05 PM
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Marroe
03-31-2005, 09:08 PM
whassat?