Quotes

[babygirl20]

If you could chose a quote from a movie, book, song, etc..... that meant something to you or described your feelings, what would it be?

To live is to suffer. And to survive, well, thats to find meaning in the suffering....... (DMX-"Slippin'")

......We were trying so hard, hard to survive. Cause even though we were young, we had to stay strong. No matter what we went through, it was me and my crew. And that's how it went, when we were kids....(Ludacris-"Growing Pains")

[urgeok]

there was one of those office jokes that got passed around ..

it had a picture of a stork eating a frog ... the frog is in the storks mouth but he has a death grip on the storks throat..

and the caption reads : Never Give Up.


thats my motto

Never Give Up..

[babygirl20]

Or your motto could be........................

You have to lick it, before you stick it.........................

You have to hunch it, before you munch it...........................

LOL :D ;)

[urgeok]

i dont think i can hang those in my office !

[babygirl20]

True...............that would cause a ruckus.............it would be funny though!!!! LMFAO :D

[ItsAlive75]

"I just rode my motorcycle on top of a train." - Torque

That's SO me.

[babygirl20]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
"I just rode my motorcycle on top of a train." - Torque

That's SO me.

Tight ass movie man!! :)

[taylorsmommy]

My favorite quote is: "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing"

Describes me to a T!

[DannyDreams]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
"I just rode my motorcycle on top of a train." - Torque

That's SO me.

Whoa....I had no idea people actually went to see that movie. Figured they would have liked it the first time when it was called The Fast and The Furious.

Anyways my quote Aliens is to say "Punch it Bishop" when someone is driving the car and light turns yellow.

Then "We're gonna need a bigger boat".

[newb]

Of course my favorite quote is one that I have sculpted my whole life around.

"Everybody have fun tonight, everybody Wang Chung tonight".

[urgeok]

what ??

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
what ??

DAMN.....its my old friend Wang.I'm quite fond of my Wang.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
DAMN.....its my old friend Wang.I'm quite fond of my Wang.

he looks dangerous - just dont rub him the wrong way

[ENTITY2000]

"i betcha won't hit a muthafucka, hit a muthafucka bitch"
"i betcha won't hit a muthafucka, hit a muthafucka ho!"
(three 6 mofia) :cool:

[Marroe]

2 of my favorites are in my sig

I also always liked "the only thing that is unbareable, is knowing that nothing is unbareable"

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

"No matter what you think or do or say... Everything turns grey"

[barbra]

one to live by:
"Assumptions allow the best in life to pass you by."


And two from Homer (Simpson)
You'll have to speak up, Im wearing a towel.
I wish God where alive to see this.

[ENTITY2000]

my fave is "what goes around comes around"
and also "do unto to others as they do unto you":)

[AUSTIN316426808]

"I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it."

"The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants."

''What goes around comes around''

''Go ahead make my day''

[Tat2]

I often use the following:

"Yippy-Kiyay-Mother-Fucker!" (Die Hard)

"That'll leave a mark!" (Tommy Boy)

"I'll skull fuck you and make you have brain babies!" My own


:D

[The_Return]

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." – Dr. Seuss

"There is no worse death than the loss of hope" - King Arthur



I try my damndest to live by those

[LilMissScareAll]

one of my favorite quotes, that I agree with:

"I swear the world would be a better place if I could just get rid of 6 idiots a day...just 6 a day! That's all I ask!" -Ted Danson as John Becker (on the tv show "Becker")


actually, I agree with pretty much everything Becker says. He's a smart man.

[FairyKorpes]

Fucking a ugly chick is like riding a moped. It's all fun till your friends see ya.:p ...I just thought it was funny, i can't remember what movie though.:(

[zwoti]

"i'm sorry" - my ex :(

[urgeok]

Originally posted by zwoti
"i'm sorry" - my ex :(


holy shit .. where can i get one of those ?

[meetthecreeper]

Love this one, check my sig

[ItsAlive75]

"Do that again, and I'm gonna go rent the Aladdin DVD and hit you with it."

My roommate says that a lot.

[AUSTIN316426808]

''A man never knows true happiness until he's married......then it's to late.''


I don't believe it but it's kinda funny.

[tom smud]

"female comedians are a fucking joke"

[bloody_ribcut]

like rosie o'donnel and whoopie

[AUSTIN316426808]

If you're funny you're funny who cares if you're a girl or guy.

[bloody_ribcut]

your pussy whipped son

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by bloody_ribcut
your pussy whipped son



you don't have to be whipped to respect women

[bloody_ribcut]

alright, props to the womenkind

[wufong]

i've never seen a funny female comedian...nor a pretty one for that matter. plus i think just about all female comedians are all dykes....

[tom smud]

here.........let me give a couple tips to the "Budding Bitches"............make the whole room laugh....telling jokes to 50.6 percent of an audience is easy ....getting appause from everyone is the real trick.........................oh...heres anoughter one....every comedic concept does not have to be reduced down to....cosmetic procedures and products.....bad hair days ......and the menstral cycle..........it becomes really boring really quickly for anyone that does not have tits................

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by tom smud
here.........let me give a couple tips to the "Budding Bitches"............make the whole room laugh....telling jokes to 50.6 percent of an audience is easy ....getting appause from everyone is the real trick.........................oh...heres anoughter one....every comedic concept does not have to be reduced down to....cosmetic procedures and products.....bad hair days ......and the menstral cycle..........it becomes really boring really quickly for anyone that does not have tits................

What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass?
































Apparently your dick. ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by tom smud
here.........let me give a couple tips to the "Budding Bitches"............make the whole room laugh....telling jokes to 50.6 percent of an audience is easy ....getting appause from everyone is the real trick.........................oh...heres anoughter one....every comedic concept does not have to be reduced down to....cosmetic procedures and products.....bad hair days ......and the menstral cycle..........it becomes really boring really quickly for anyone that does not have tits................

Here's another tip.

If EVERYBODY laughs at your joke, that's a bad thing. Good humor's supposed to piss SOMEBODY off.

[tom smud]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Here's another tip.

If EVERYBODY laughs at your joke, that's a bad thing. Good humor's supposed to piss SOMEBODY off.


well.......it pissed u off .....didnt it?

[tom smud]

"What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass?"

"whats that useless bit of skin around your vagina?"


















































you!!!!!

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
"do unto to others as they do unto you":) Or....How about...

Do unto others BEFORE they do unto you





:D

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by tom smud
"What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass?"

"whats that useless bit of skin around your vagina?"






you!!!!!

Pretty lame. I fart with more originality.:cool:

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Here's another tip.

If EVERYBODY laughs at your joke, that's a bad thing. Good humor's supposed to piss SOMEBODY off.

fucking hello! Who don't I piss off? aahhh.. fuck it


I agree with the Fairy.... Tom your humor sucks

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
fucking hello! Who don't I piss off? aahhh.. fuck it


I agree with the Fairy.... Tom your humor sucks

;)

[tom smud]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Pretty lame. I fart with more originality.:cool:

i'll bet u do one of those cute little girlie farts....

you feel the urge come and quickly scamper to a lonely corner

a well scanned view reveals no one in earshot

with self control... grace.... and most importantly minimal sound you ease the fart out

another scan and a sniff

success!!

off immediatly to tell your best friend the event and all its wonder

schoolgirl giggles

someone asks "whats funny"

you lie "pam [the best looking chick in the room] has more moles on her left shoulder than any two women!"

now.........miss fairy........that is how you do them.........isnt it......come on tell the truth....... ;)

[tom smud]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
fucking hello! Who don't I piss off? aahhh.. fuck it


I agree with the Fairy.... Tom your humor sucks

i may suck

but you blow!!!!

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by tom smud
i'll bet u do one of those cute little girlie farts....

you feel the urge come and quickly scamper to a lonely corner

a well scanned view reveals no one in earshot

with self control... grace.... and most importantly minimal sound you ease the fart out

another scan and a sniff

success!!

off immediatly to tell your best friend the event and all its wonder

schoolgirl giggles

someone asks "whats funny"

you lie "pam [the best looking chick in the room] has more moles on her left shoulder than any two women!"

now.........miss fairy........that is how you do them.........isnt it......come on tell the truth....... ;) LMFAO

[tom smud]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
LMFAO :D



:D

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by tom smud
i'll bet u do one of those cute little girlie farts....

you feel the urge come and quickly scamper to a lonely corner

a well scanned view reveals no one in earshot

with self control... grace.... and most importantly minimal sound you ease the fart out

another scan and a sniff

success!!

off immediatly to tell your best friend the event and all its wonder

schoolgirl giggles

someone asks "whats funny"

you lie "pam [the best looking chick in the room] has more moles on her left shoulder than any two women!"

now.........miss fairy........that is how you do them.........isnt it......come on tell the truth....... ;)

I could bring a 250lbs chili eatin' truck driver to his knees with my rippers.;)

[tom smud]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
I could bring a 250lbs chili eatin' truck driver to his knees with my rippers.;)

lol

hello beautiful

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by tom smud
lol

hello beautiful

Ok so i laughed out loud.:mad:

[Spy Crouch]

I ate his liver with a nice chianti.

[EXTR3MIST]

"Suck my cock"

(Thelma & Louise)

[The STE]

"Damn jews!"
-Hitler

[EXTR3MIST]

"Suck my shitty cock"

(Angry Anal #26)

[ItsAlive75]

"Put that down, you little shit!!"

-My dad

[Rufus]

"HAIL SATAN"


-HIGHPRIESTWISE

[tom smud]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Ok so i laughed out loud.:mad:

whoa down you little chili-trucker

give us a smile and lets be friends;)

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by tom smud
whoa down you little chili-trucker

give us a smile and lets be friends;)

I don't smile well. But we can still be friends lol;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
I don't smile well. But we can still be friends lol;)


but you pout like a porn star :)

cha cha cha !!!

:p

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by urgeok
but you pout like a porn star :)

cha cha cha !!!

:p

I can die happy:D

[urgeok]

i love the pout :)