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Haunted
03-30-2005, 06:33 AM
If you were a wine, what kind of wine would you be? The varieties of white or blush wines? The varieties of red wines? Chilled? Not chilled? Aged? Fresh from the Vineyard? Name brands are also good.
I'd be that pear wine from the orchard in Columbia, SC. It may not be the classiest wine, but it's damn good.
taylorsmommy
03-30-2005, 06:40 AM
I'm probably going to butcher the spelling but here goes:
I'd be Conce y Toro Cabernet/Merlot 1997.
bloodrayne
03-30-2005, 06:48 AM
LOL..I could never be wine...Too mellow...
I'd have to be Absinthe...
Wine is fine,
But, I'd blow your mind
lol..I appear to be in a rather 'poetic' mood today.....I even wrote a REAL poem this morning
taylorsmommy
03-30-2005, 06:49 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL..I could never be wine...Too mellow...
I'd have to be Absinthe...
Wine is fine,
But, I'd blow your mind
lol..I appear to be in a rather 'poetic' mood today.....I even wrote a REAL poem this morning
Are you going to share it?
urgeok
03-30-2005, 06:50 AM
australian red ..
babygirl20
03-30-2005, 06:50 AM
Screw wine, just gives you a headache the next day, I'd be the biggest bottle of EVERCLEAR in the world!! At least that shit would fuck me up and knock me out so I wouldn't even know what wine was in the first place. LOL :)
bloodrayne
03-30-2005, 07:02 AM
Originally posted by taylorsmommy
Are you going to share it? Umm...Okay...But it has absolutely NOTHING to do with this thread...I'd hate to see a thread here at Horror.com go astray :rolleyes:
I promise I'm not trying to hijack your thread, Haunted:)
Here it is...
My Last
Last night something strange happened,
A single tear rolled down my cheek,
I wondered what had caused it,
As I have no reason to weep
Staring at the ceiling, lying in my bed,
Pondering this mystery in the dark,
An image was forming, inside my head,
And a forgotten feeling arose in my heart
I tried to remember where I'd felt it before,
The more I thought about it, the stronger it became,
It was a feeling, that I never feel anymore,
As it grew, I began to realize that it was pain
So, then I had to think back,
To the last time I hurt and the last time I cried,
Then I remembered this pain from my past,
And the image became suddenly clear in my mind
It was a beautiful face, so familiar, so sweet,
Reminiscent of a love so powerfully strong,
The face of one that once meant the world to me,
Yet, a love I'd let go of, so that I could move on
I was shocked that the memory was buried so deep,
But, I was also relieved that I knew,
As I began to finally drift off to sleep,
That I had just shed my very last tear for you...
I have more poems here:
Some Of My Poems (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=4598629&Mytoken=20050330065931)
There...Now we should allow this thread to get back on track
Haunted
03-30-2005, 07:19 AM
That was beautiful, Rayne. I don't mind if you hijack my thread with wonderful poetry.
Since you're not a wine, you could be Port. It's sweeter and stronger than wine. It's also more expensive.
bloodrayne
03-30-2005, 07:35 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
That was beautiful, Rayne. I don't mind if you hijack my thread with wonderful poetry.
Since you're not a wine, you could be Port. It's sweeter and stronger than wine. It's also more expensive. Aww...You're so good to me...But I'm not too sure about the 'Port'...I'm not usually so 'sweet'...and I'm never expensive...Not into money and/or possessions AT ALL...Fame and Fortune have absolutely no value to me....I'm more into the IMPORTANT things in life :cool:
urgeok
03-30-2005, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Aww...You're so good to me...But I'm not too sure about the 'Port'...I'm not usually so 'sweet'...and I'm never expensive...Not into money and/or possessions AT ALL...Fame and Fortune have absolutely no value to me....I'm more into the IMPORTANT things in life :cool:
i kind of always visualized you as 'alcohol free beer'
hawww hahahahahahah :D
bloodrayne
03-30-2005, 08:05 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
i kind of always visualized you as 'alcohol free beer'
hawww hahahahahahah :D LOL...Aren't you a riot?!.....And beer...ANY kinda beer...Makes me wanna PUKE...*gag*
ENTITY2000
03-30-2005, 08:52 AM
fuck it, I'll be some STRAWBERRY HILL!
CHEAP, SWEET, and FUCK YOU UP IN A HEARTBEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
urgeok
03-30-2005, 08:54 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...Aren't you a riot?!.....And beer...ANY kinda beer...Makes me wanna PUKE...*gag*
how do you feel about raw oysters ?
bloodrayne
03-30-2005, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
how do you feel about raw oysters ? *gag*...Again...
urgeok
03-30-2005, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
*gag*...Again...
ok, you fail the test :)
no xmas pressie for you :)
Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...Aren't you a riot?!.....And beer...ANY kinda beer...Makes me wanna PUKE...*gag*
Well.......that just ruined my "on a deserted island with bloodrayne and a keg of beer" fantasy.
Now its just me and my keg.
urgeok
03-30-2005, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by newb
Well.......that just ruined my "on a deserted island with bloodrayne and a keg of beer" fantasy.
Now its just me and my keg.
well, once the keg is empty - it will have that hole in it ...
you could draw br's face on it and away you go !
Originally posted by urgeok
well, once the keg is empty - it will have that hole in it ...
you could draw br's face on it and away you go !
Good thinking mate....but then Wilson would get jealous.
http://img.slate.msn.com/media/103000/103232/CastAway_wilson.jpg
bloodrayne
03-30-2005, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
ok, you fail the test :)
no xmas pressie for you :) LOL...I'm all about some New England Clam Chowder though...How's that?
And you obviously haven't read my opinions on Christmas presents....I prefer PRESENCE...over presents ;)
Here's my opinion on presents (and Christmas) :
Just in case you're curious... (http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=4598629&blogID=9891377&Mytoken=20050330091215)
Actually...I have a pretty low opinion of ALL holidays...Except for Halloween...Of course...
bloodrayne
03-30-2005, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by newb
Well.......that just ruined my "on a deserted island with bloodrayne and a keg of beer" fantasy.
Now its just me and my keg. Aww...Looks like I REALLY lost out on that one.... :D
@ Urge...If that keg was gonna pass for me, you'd have to set it on fire...lol
taylorsmommy
03-30-2005, 09:20 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Aww...Looks like I REALLY lost out on that one.... :D
@ Urge...If that keg was gonna pass for me, you'd have to set it on fire...lol
I always knew you were a "hot mama":D
ChEEbA
03-30-2005, 09:24 AM
I'm gonna go with beer, as wine just doesn't get along with me.
I'd be the Coopers red lable.
Fresh, good lookin', easy to suck down, and can fuck you up wicked quick.
urgeok
03-30-2005, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
[B]LOL...I'm all about some New England Clam Chowder though...How's that?
And you obviously haven't read my opinions on Christmas presents....I prefer PRESENCE...over presents ;)
actually i was just gonna cum down your chimney :D
gawd that was rude ... even for me !
Originally posted by ChEEbA
I'm gonna go with beer, as wine just doesn't get along with me.
I'd be the Coopers red lable.
Fresh, good lookin', easy to suck down, and can fuck you up wicked quick.
Coopers red lable.....ya think thats available over here in the states?
urgeok
03-30-2005, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Aww...Looks like I REALLY lost out on that one.... :D
@ Urge...If that keg was gonna pass for me, you'd have to set it on fire...lol
so let me get this right ...
sex with you is like screwing a barrel with a hole in it ... on fire ?
so it's not only humiliating, its painful and potentually dangerous !!
BR, I wont have you talking this way about yourself !!
ShankS
03-30-2005, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
If you were a wine, what kind of wine would you be? The varieties of white or blush wines? The varieties of red wines? Chilled? Not chilled? Aged? Fresh from the Vineyard? Name brands are also good.
I'd be that pear wine from the orchard in Columbia, SC. It may not be the classiest wine, but it's damn good.
Italian Valpolicella Classico Superiore Quintarelli 1997
"Incredibly hard to get, Quintarelli's wines are exceptionally complex and unlike any other Valpolicella. Huge, ripe and spicy."....just like me.
ChEEbA
03-30-2005, 09:35 AM
Coopers red lable.....ya think thats available over here in the states?
Probably not, all the US tendS to import is the cheap SHIT, go figure...
I'm sure a couple of establishments have the good taste to carry it, but looking for those places is on you...very, VERY good stuff.
Our best, without doubt.
urgeok
03-30-2005, 09:36 AM
australian red i tell ya !
Wolfe Blais (spelling) Yellow Label.
thats me ..
once you've held the long neck of the bottle, popped the cork, and tasted its contents, you wont sleep till your next one :D
bloodrayne
03-30-2005, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
so let me get this right ...
sex with you is like screwing a barrel with a hole in it ... on fire ?
so it's not only humiliating, its painful and potentually dangerous !!
BR, I wont have you talking this way about yourself !! *laughing...too hard...can't breathe....*.....Actually...This part could apply: "its painful and potentually dangerous !!"...;)
Now...Stop diverting Haunted's thread...That's potentially dangerous, as well...She IS a witch, you know....
taylorsmommy
03-30-2005, 09:46 AM
How about Tenet's (sp?) beer from Scotland? Anybody had that? I love it!
urgeok
03-30-2005, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
[BNow...Stop diverting Haunted's thread...That's potentially dangerous, as well...She IS a witch, you know.... [/B]
thats ok, i have a big stack of Magic cards and i ain't afraid to use 'em.
oh wait a sec ...i brought the wrong deck - do Pokemon cards work the same way ?
filmmaker2
03-30-2005, 11:56 AM
I would be that nasty wrong caffeinated wine stuff. Vinergy. The kind of thing a person might drink when they really have to get something done but really don't want to think about it......
Haunted
03-30-2005, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
thats ok, i have a big stack of Magic cards and i ain't afraid to use 'em.
oh wait a sec ...i brought the wrong deck - do Pokemon cards work the same way ?
Okay, the magic cards might not work. My friend has this deck called the "Bruiser Deck." It's black and blue. So, I'll tap some blacks and lay down some Fallen Angels.:D
The STE
03-30-2005, 01:45 PM
Pino Noir, from somewhere in the 1960's.
Sure as hell wouldn't be any fucking Merlot
urgeok
03-30-2005, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
Okay, the magic cards might not work. My friend has this deck called the "Bruiser Deck." It's black and blue. So, I'll tap some blacks and lay down some Fallen Angels.:D
i'll see your fallen angels, and raise you a pair of teflon cannibalistic pygmy blonthars. (the hairy kind)
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-30-2005, 01:54 PM
I don't like wine so...
Anti-Freeze. Because cats love me and I hate them.
What, anti-freeze isn't a drink? I don't care.
The STE
03-30-2005, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
Okay, the magic cards might not work. My friend has this deck called the "Bruiser Deck." It's black and blue. So, I'll tap some blacks and lay down some Fallen Angels.:D
Ah, so The STE isn't the only one that likes to tap blacks
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-30-2005, 01:58 PM
http://www.washingtonlife.com/backissues/archives/02feb/photos/kc15.jpg
Steadman always taps his blacks.
The STE
03-30-2005, 02:00 PM
Steadman? I thought he was dead
Angra
03-30-2005, 02:01 PM
Beer before wine, that´s fine.
But wine before beer, ooh dear...
:)
Haunted
03-30-2005, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I don't like wine so...
Anti-Freeze. Because cats love me and I hate them.
What, anti-freeze isn't a drink? I don't care.
Do you honestly murder cats with anti-freeze?
Marroe
03-30-2005, 02:51 PM
I'd be a bottle of Strawberry Hill Boones.....and NO, not because it's chaep, it's the only wine I like the taste of, The rest of that shit is fuking gross!
But If I got to pick the alcoholic beverage I'd be.....a Michelob or a Margarita:)
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-30-2005, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
Do you honestly murder cats with anti-freeze?
no, they're too cute. :mad:
Sedated_replica
03-30-2005, 02:54 PM
I'd be a "speedball".... No its not wine... but it will get you fucked up!
Haunted
03-30-2005, 02:54 PM
I'm glad you said, "no."
Really glad.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-30-2005, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
I'd be a "speedball".... No its not wine... but it will get you fucked up!
nice :cool:
Sedated_replica
03-30-2005, 02:58 PM
eehh.... forget its not funny
AUSTIN316426808
03-30-2005, 06:28 PM
Turning Leaf-White Zinfandle
fannyface
03-31-2005, 12:23 AM
me...
mothermold
03-31-2005, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
If you were a wine, what kind of wine would you be? The varieties of white or blush wines? The varieties of red wines? Chilled? Not chilled? Aged? Fresh from the Vineyard? Name brands are also good.
I'd be that pear wine from the orchard in Columbia, SC. It may not be the classiest wine, but it's damn good.
what's the word?
"THUNDERBIRD"!
...that or on a bad day "NIGHT TRAIN". :eek:
meetthecreeper
03-31-2005, 06:12 AM
Lynchburg Lemonade-homemade not that store bought crap
Nice and sweet goes down easy and then knocks you on your ass when you least expect it.
bloody_ribcut
03-31-2005, 12:54 PM
there's some ugly tasting wine's out there.
DraculaInDallas
03-31-2005, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by meetthecreeper
Lynchburg Lemonade-homemade not that store bought crap
Nice and sweet goes down easy and then knocks you on your ass when you least expect it.
I'm with ya 'creeper, nothing beats a homemade L-L :cool: