View Full Version : If you became a Zombie what would you want to be wearing
What would you want to be wearing then, personally I woul;d like to be wearing some really nice underwear, well if i had to spend the rest of eternity(or until some one shot me in da head) in the same clothes I'd rather look good and just hope noone ate the face
bloodrayne
03-29-2005, 04:56 AM
The still warm, sticky, dripping blood and guts of the living :)
Haunted
03-29-2005, 05:19 AM
Prada
ok but what would u do if Zombies suddenly attacked u
bloodrayne
03-29-2005, 05:29 AM
Originally posted by Elzy
ok but what would u do if Zombies suddenly attacked u Rip them apart and eat them :cool:
Hmm...If I bit a zombie...Would it then become human again?.......A little something to think about;)
babygirl20
03-29-2005, 06:41 AM
I would like to be wearing the latest gear...........sum Ralph Lauren or sum Gucci..........Zombies gotta look semi good ya know cuz we'd already look like hell. :cool:
As for if a zombie attacked me......all I have to say is I would beat that bitch down...............w/ my arm or leg if it has somehow been ripped off. ;) :D
urgeok
03-29-2005, 06:53 AM
i'd probably want to be wearing a bullet proof helmet
knife_fight
03-29-2005, 07:44 AM
a zombie costume
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-29-2005, 07:47 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
i'd probably want to be wearing a bullet proof helmet
:D
allmykids
03-29-2005, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
i'd probably want to be wearing a bullet proof helmet
Now is that a purple Helmet??? ;)
dantehorrorfan
03-29-2005, 07:51 AM
Black leather trench coat,black long sleeve shirt,black leather pants,and harley boots but then again i wopuldnt give a fuck because im DEAD lol:D
bloodrayne
03-29-2005, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by dantehorrorfan
Black leather trench coat,black long sleeve shirt,black leather pants,and harley boots but then again i wopuldnt give a fuck because im DEAD lol:D HAHA...Made me think of Chopper Chicks In Zombie Town...
ChEEbA
03-29-2005, 08:05 AM
A mimes getup, so my victims would be all like
"Ooooh look kids! A zombie...isn't he scaaaaaary! Haha, look darling! HOW clever!, he's getting the walk just right... kids, look! Hes gonna bite me, please, Noooo mister zombie! I'm sooo scared, hahaha, get the camera dear! Oh dear! Help!!! :rolleyes:
Waitaminute what...what are you doing?!? No, nooooo! Help, for the love of god HELP ME! No! AaAaAaAaRGH!
*SPLATTER*
!THUMP!
.................
..........
....
"Rrreeeeeeerh!.... Heuuurgh...woaawr....Whassup homie?!?"
If a zombie attacked me? I imagine a mallet in one hand and a sharpened trashcan lid in the other would see me through that one.
My Australian outback jacket. It looks cool flapping in the wind.And my Indiana Jones hat.Gotta go for the complete look.
http://www.australian-wearhouse.com/images/10032.gif
http://www.wildbillswestern.com/images/hats/Choc_Aussie_F.jpg
urgeok
03-29-2005, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by allmykids
Now is that a purple Helmet??? ;)
man you're a dirty little girl !!
why cant they all be like that ? :D
Whats so dirty about a purple helmet?
http://www.carbonfiberhelmets.com/woven_chrome_purple.jpg
urgeok
03-29-2005, 09:28 AM
Bette Midler and James Caan in For the boys :
JC : 'did he show you his purple heart ?'
BM : "well, it was purple, but it wasnt his heart"
ChEEbA
03-29-2005, 09:32 AM
Whats so dirty about a purple helmet?
I have no clue WHAT anyone could be THINKING...??
:confused: :confused: :confused:
Go figure!
urgeok
03-29-2005, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
I have no clue WHAT anyone could be THINKING...??
:confused: :confused: :confused:
Go figure!
holy shit !!
that looks like a big dick with a purple helmet on the end !
ChEEbA
03-29-2005, 09:42 AM
HOLY SHIT youre right!
Ghat to deh choppah!!
ur all so dirty all u and ur purple helmets how gutted would u be if a Zombie ate ur bits. luckily females don,t have that problem
ChEEbA
03-29-2005, 09:44 AM
That's MAJOR Penis to you...
allmykids
03-29-2005, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
man you're a dirty little girl !!
why cant they all be like that ? :D
Well you walked right into it!! I could not pass It up!!
urgeok
03-29-2005, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by Elzy
ur all so dirty all u and ur purple helmets how gutted would u be if a Zombie ate ur bits. luckily females don,t have that problem
just a small problem with punctuation ..
what the hell does that say ?
ChEEbA
03-29-2005, 09:48 AM
I think shes....trying....to communicate!
sorry i is a litle bit dislexic
ChEEbA
03-29-2005, 09:49 AM
Satan comes at christmas, huh?
allmykids
03-29-2005, 09:49 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
I think shes....trying....to communicate!
LMAO!! :D
it says what would happen if a Zombie ate ur boys bit
ChEEbA
03-29-2005, 09:50 AM
I don't think I'd really let a zombie have my equipment in it's mouth in the first place...
urgeok
03-29-2005, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
I don't think I'd really let a zombie have my equipment in it's mouth in the first place...
well, what if it was a really pretty zombie and you hadn't had you some in a while ?
well the girly would most probably bite, what would ahppen if too Zombies had sex do you think they could orgasm and reproduce and stuff?
ChEEbA
03-29-2005, 09:55 AM
well, what if it was a really pretty zombie and you hadn't had you some in a while ?
I'd shoot it through the brain, knock its teeth out, and get me some "puppet" head..., knowing that this was as good as it was ever gonna get without being killed....I mean, it's dead anyway, right?
urgeok
03-29-2005, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
I'd shoot it through the brain, knock its teeth out, and get me some "puppet" head..., knowing that this was as good as it was ever gonna get without being killed....I mean, it's dead anyway, right?
never thought of that ...
you could actually remove the head completely without killing it
(remove the teeth though - for sure)
then you could just carry it around in a bowling ball bag ...
your own private suckulator ... great for the home, the office ...
xmas parties, stags....
okay that is just sick, u haven't had any in a while have u
ChEEbA
03-29-2005, 10:00 AM
You mean, from a zombie?
no from a human female with rosy cheeks and lips
ChEEbA
03-29-2005, 10:02 AM
**Classified Information. Insufficient security clearance**
Besides, I'm a gentleman...to an extent, I can't tell you THAT!
urgeok
03-29-2005, 10:41 AM
we never get head and tell ...
ChEEbA
03-29-2005, 10:46 AM
Unless it's a zombie skullfuck, we sell those dead bitches out BIGTIME...
urgeok
03-29-2005, 10:48 AM
their aint no head like dead head
Originally posted by urgeok
their aint no head like dead head
Did somebody say Deadhead.
http://www.motu.net/images/jerry.gif
urgeok
03-29-2005, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by newb
Did somebody say Deadhead.
http://www.motu.net/images/jerry.gif
that was too easy to take - even for you NEwb ..
I hope you're hanging your head in shame right now :)
ChEEbA
03-29-2005, 11:17 AM
I hope you're hanging your head in shame right now
...and not thrusting it in and out of a greased latex glove, you sick sonofabitch!
urgeok
03-29-2005, 11:22 AM
did you hear the one about the guy with 5 dicks ?
his pants fit him like a glove !
wait. there's more !
i dated a girl once - with 3 breasts !
2 on the front, and one in the middle of her back ..
she wasnt much to look at but she sure was fun to dance with !
badump-pssssshhhh
Thank you Horror, my name's Shecky Greene and i'll be here all week..... try the veal, its great !
bwind22
03-29-2005, 11:28 AM
I would want to be wearing a pair of Zubaz. Those pants were so comfortable, someone needs to bring them back into style! (Might as well be my zombified ass.)
Originally posted by urgeok
did you hear the one about the guy with 5 dicks ?
his pants fit him like a glove !
wait. there's more !
i dated a girl once - with 3 breasts !
2 on the front, and one in the middle of her back ..
she wasnt much to look at but she sure was fun to dance with !
badump-pssssshhhh
Thank you Horror, my name's Shecky Greene and i'll be here all week..... try the veal, its great !
And you say I should hang my head in shame!
thems jokes are older than you.
urgeok
03-29-2005, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by newb
And you say I should hang my head in shame!
thems jokes are older than you.
hahahahahaha but they're great :)
At least if ya gonna do bad jokes....keep with the theme.
How do you know a zombie is tired?
He's dead on his feet.
What do little zombies play?
Corpses and Robbers.
What did the zombie get a medal for?
Deadication.
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
It's a dead-letter day.
Where do zombies go for cruises?
The Deaditerranean Sea.
What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?
What do you call a zombie in a belfry?
A dead ringer.
What do you find in a zombie's veins?
Dead blood corpuscles.
What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?
The dentist.
urgeok
03-29-2005, 11:40 AM
did you hear about the 2 gay necrophiliacs that went to the morgue to suck back a couple of cold ones ?
my favorite dumb joke of all time :
whats big and white and drags along the bottom of the ocean ?
......Moby's Dick.
urgeok
03-29-2005, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by newb
What did the zombie eat after its teeth were pulled out?
The dentist.
i like that one :D
Haunted
03-29-2005, 12:23 PM
I know elephant jokes...
urgeok
03-29-2005, 12:42 PM
i know dragon flies !
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
A: An elephant is grey.
Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)
Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
A: Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: What game do four elephants in a mini play?
A: Squash
Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.
Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?
A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.
Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
A: The door won't close.
Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your fridge?
A: There'll be one waiting outside in the Mini.
Q: How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: By the footprints in the butter.
Q: How do you get an elephant out of the water?
A: Wet.
Haunted
03-29-2005, 01:16 PM
Yay, Newb!!!
urgeok
03-29-2005, 01:49 PM
wasnt there one about an elephant hiding in a box of smarties with painted toenails ?
kung-fu-jesus
03-29-2005, 02:51 PM
jeans, tee shirt(black), botton up shirt( black), white n' red forces, and a black ball cap,
basicly the same shit i dress in all the time
Marroe
03-29-2005, 02:56 PM
skin and veins
AUSTIN316426808
03-29-2005, 03:40 PM
same thing I always wear-
Black pants
Black shoes
hat(Saints,LSU,Devils,Red Sox,Packers)
or one of my Halloween costumes would be cool too(Cleric,Myers,Eastwood)
ItsAlive75
03-29-2005, 05:16 PM
Uhh....
An Element 3/4 sleeve shirt
Bullhead jeans
some sort of shoes
my Coors Light hat
Sedated_replica
03-29-2005, 05:20 PM
I'd be butt ass naked
FairyKorpes
03-29-2005, 05:30 PM
I want to be a "Prom Night" zombie. Pink taffeta ofcoarse.:p
urgeok
03-29-2005, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
I'd be butt ass naked
great .. not only do you have to deal with being eaten .. but now its by some naked dead guy with his nuts banging into you as he tries to chow down.
talk about adding insult to injury
Sedated_replica
03-29-2005, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
great .. not only do you have to deal with being eaten .. but now its by some naked dead guy with his nuts banging into you as he tries to chow down.
talk about adding insult to injury
exactly! In your words. "scary !"
FairyKorpes
03-29-2005, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
great .. not only do you have to deal with being eaten .. but now its by some naked dead guy with his nuts banging into you as he tries to chow down.
talk about adding insult to injury
Omfg....you are the funniest ever. I swear.....nothing like rotting nuts to make a good time go bad...or was it bad time get worse...whatever.
AUSTIN316426808
03-29-2005, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Omfg....you are the funniest ever. I swear.....nothing like rotting nuts to make a good time go bad...or was it bad time get worse...whatever.
I think getting eaten alive by a dead guy qualifies as a bad time.
friday13thfan
03-29-2005, 06:33 PM
what ever i was wearing when i died
FairyKorpes
03-29-2005, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I think getting eaten alive by a dead guy qualifies as a bad time.
Apprently detecting sarcasium isn't your forte.
urgeok
03-29-2005, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I think getting eaten alive by a dead guy qualifies as a bad time.
not in the context Fairy was thinkin' :)
AUSTIN316426808
03-29-2005, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Apprently detecting sarcasium isn't your forte.
I can when I'm actually talking to someone but not to sharpe at it online, but I should've known anyway cause that would be a dumb thing to say and you're not so...
AUSTIN316426808
03-29-2005, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
not in the context Fairy was thinkin' :)
lol, like she'd have to resort to a dead guy.
urgeok
03-29-2005, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
lol, like she'd have to resort to a dead guy.
a guy might die waiting in the lineup of fellas waiting for the chance to service that sexy doll :)
AUSTIN316426808
03-29-2005, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
a guy might die waiting in the lineup of fellas waiting for the chance to service that sexy doll :)
To True.
bloody_ribcut
03-29-2005, 08:15 PM
inline skates and a leather visor
ChEEbA
03-29-2005, 10:29 PM
Apprently detecting sarcasium isn't your forte.
Captain, we've detected large deposits of the rare element Sarcasium!
...eh, I think I used all my funny up.
wufong
03-29-2005, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Elzy
What would you want to be wearing then, personally I woul;d like to be wearing some really nice underwear, well if i had to spend the rest of eternity(or until some one shot me in da head) in the same clothes I'd rather look good and just hope noone ate the face
trust a woman to ask such a question.
ahhh last time I left the convosation was surrounding the area of sex. However no one has answered my question can two Zombies have s e x?
Marroe
03-30-2005, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by Elzy
ahhh last time I left the convosation was surrounding the area of sex. However no one has answered my question can two Zombies have s e x? why not? the lil zombie prick should already be all stiff, just get some of that ky warming shit, and rawk on
Haunted
03-30-2005, 05:42 AM
Originally posted by wufong
trust a woman to ask such a question.
Why are you here? Can't you go somewhere else?
urgeok
03-30-2005, 05:51 AM
Originally posted by wufong
trust a woman to ask such a question.
that and ..
'you call that a dick??'
Originally posted by urgeok
that and ..
'you call that a dick??'
Well woman only say that if there disapointed with what they find and most guys are familiar with the phrase
urgeok
03-30-2005, 06:09 AM
Originally posted by Elzy
Well woman only say that if there disapointed with what they find and most guys are familiar with the phrase
well how else would i have known !
i hang my head in shame.
taylorsmommy
03-30-2005, 06:19 AM
Just for urge: a wet t-shirt
urgeok
03-30-2005, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by taylorsmommy
Just for urge: a wet t-shirt
now THIS is my kind of woman !!!! :)
a stiff .. willing to get me stiff !!! hahahaa :D
taylorsmommy
03-30-2005, 06:21 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
now THIS is my kind of woman !!!! :)
a stiff .. willing to get me stiff !!! hahahaa :D
Just for you, urge, and nobody else!!:D :D :D :D
Haunted
03-30-2005, 06:22 AM
Old people are funny.:D
Nah...you two are in your prime.
taylorsmommy
03-30-2005, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
Old people are funny.:D
Nah...you two are in your prime.
Damn straight, kiddo!! I'm like a fine wine - the older I get, the better I get. Pretty soon I'm gonna be just outright amazing!:D :D :D :D
Haunted
03-30-2005, 06:29 AM
You're pretty cool as it stands, TM.
http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/jo_wettee.jpg
bloodrayne
03-30-2005, 06:33 AM
Originally posted by taylorsmommy
Damn straight, kiddo!! I'm like a fine wine - the older I get, the better I get. Pretty soon I'm gonna be just outright amazing!:D :D :D :D Hey...What are you talking about?...You're my age (or pretty damned close to it).....You should come and visit...I'd show you how to have a REALLY good time...
Age is a number,
Maturity is a state of mind,
Youth is a willingness,
to have a good time...;)
There..I just wrote that just for you :)
taylorsmommy
03-30-2005, 06:36 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
You're pretty cool as it stands, TM.
You're a sweetheart, Haunted, thank you!;)
taylorsmommy
03-30-2005, 06:38 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Hey...What are you talking about?...You're my age (or pretty damned close to it).....You should come and visit...'d show you how to have a REALLY good time...
Age is a number,
Maturity is a state of mind,
Youth is a willingnes,
to have a good time...;)
There..I just wrote that just for you :)
I think I'm about 10 years older than you, honey! I'll be 46 in June. Where do you live? How close are you to Delaware? Let's go - I'm ready to party!:cool:
bloodrayne
03-30-2005, 06:43 AM
Originally posted by taylorsmommy
I think I'm about 10 years older than you, honey! I'll be 46 in June. Where do you live? How close are you to Delaware? Let's go - I'm ready to party!:cool: Woo Hoo!...Delaware?...I'm about 9 hours from Dover...
Northern Kentucky...All the way at the very top...10 minutes from Cincinnati...It's awesome here...I LOVE being on top;)
You'll have to come on over when you get a vacation :)
taylorsmommy
03-30-2005, 06:45 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Woo Hoo!...Delaware?...I'm about 9 hours from Dover...
Northern Kentucky...All the way at the very top...10 minutes from Cincinnati...It's awesome here...I LOVE being on top;)
You'll have to come on over when you get a vacation :)
I notice you didn't answer the age question!:rolleyes:
I don't get vacation again til next year. I used all mine up this year going to Florida to take care of my Mom after she had emergency surgery (2005 hasn't been very good so far). We'll talk!:D
urgeok
03-30-2005, 06:57 AM
Originally posted by taylorsmommy
Just for you, urge, and nobody else!!:D :D :D :D
well that'll give me something to think about the rest of the day !! :)
by the way .. empty your PM box !
i have some sex talk coming your way !!!
taylorsmommy
03-30-2005, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
well that'll give me something to think about the rest of the day !! :)
by the way .. empty your PM box !
i have some sex talk coming your way !!!
Please see new thread titled "help!"
urgeok
03-30-2005, 07:00 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
Old people are funny.:D
Nah...you two are in your prime.
dont make me get out my magic wand !!!
I might be old, but i'm tired !!
wait a sec ..
bloodrayne
03-30-2005, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by taylorsmommy
I notice you didn't answer the age question!:rolleyes:LOL...That's because you were right...I'm 36
Haunted
03-30-2005, 07:14 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
dont make me get out my magic wand !!!
I might be old, but i'm tired !!
wait a sec ..
You crack me up
urgeok
03-30-2005, 07:21 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
You crack me up
that sentence (from a girl) always makes me want to say something naughty in return.
i'll hold the thought for now.
i dont want to tarnsh my saintly image on the Forum.
oh dear, I feel so young and helpless
taylorsmommy
03-30-2005, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
that sentence (from a girl) always makes me want to say something naughty in return.
i'll hold the thought for now.
i dont want to tarnsh my saintly image on the Forum.
Damn you, urge, you made me spit coffee out my nose!!!:D
urgeok
03-30-2005, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by taylorsmommy
Damn you, urge, you made me spit coffee out my nose!!!:D
i cant imagine why !
friday13thfan
03-30-2005, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by Elzy
ahhh last time I left the convosation was surrounding the area of sex. However no one has answered my question can two Zombies have s e x?
watch dead-alive and you will get your answer
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-30-2005, 01:15 PM
If there's one thing I want to see more of in today's movies, it's zombie sex.
massacre man
03-30-2005, 01:37 PM
nothing but a smile
urgeok
03-30-2005, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
If there's one thing I want to see more of in today's movies, it's zombie sex.
insert joke here :
the ultimate dry humping,
a dead fuck
stiff as a board ...
etc...
mothermold
03-31-2005, 01:22 AM
Originally posted by Elzy
What would you want to be wearing then
...a big 'ol viagra induced hard-on,we don't want to take any chances now do we?or a micky mouse suit....either or,what the fuck difference does it make?
ShankS
03-31-2005, 02:52 AM
watch Braindead aka Dead Alive... there's zombie humping in that.