Easter!!!!

[ItsAlive75]

Yeah, it's officially Easter! WOOOOO!
Jesus and the Easter Bunny are gonna make their way down the street, knock on everyone's door and drag the first born child out of each home. The slaughter lasts all day, and once night falls, the two retreat back to their cave and wait for next year! YAY!!!!

I plan on sitting on my ass and watching basketball in celebration of this holiday.

[barbra]

happy easter everyone

[barbra]

and a very happy easter to you sedated replica

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by barbra
and a very happy easter to you sedated replica

sedated replica? where?

[Angra]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
sedated replica? where?



The evil is always watching.

[bloody_ribcut]

i dont have eggs to boil.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Angra
The evil is always watching.

Wow.



You actually creeped me out with that line. Nice job.:D

[barbra]

www.kingdomofloathing.com

[orangestar]

Originally posted by barbra
www.kingdomofloathing.com

do i want to know?

[barbra]

its cute

[jay o2 waster]

fuck easter

[Angra]

Originally posted by jay o2 waster
fuck easter




Good job. Now you made everybody leaving.





Bye and have a jolly easter.

:cool:

[ShankS]

I'm sleeping through easter.

[Sedated_replica]

Fuck Jesus. He died to give me chocolate bunnies. which are yummy in my tummy

[wufong]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Yeah, it's officially Easter! WOOOOO!
Jesus and the Easter Bunny are gonna make their way down the street, knock on everyone's door and drag the first born child out of each home. The slaughter lasts all day, and once night falls, the two retreat back to their cave and wait for next year! YAY!!!!


damn straight. but when we christians killed off pathetic atheist and pagans first borns, it was nothing personal trust me..we just wanted to give a lesson showing off our might. A lesson that has lasted all these years. Could they have imangined how long this show of might would last? at the enormous power it would allow us to weild? could they have thought that this almighty show of might would still force atheist and pagans into internet chat rooms to bitch and whine at our greatness 2,000 years on?
Yes..i still smirk and laugh when i see how people cower in the face of our greatness. i look forward to christmas when we force the worldto yet again stop as we celibrate the birth of our nay the worlds lord and saviour.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by wufong
damn straight. but when we christians killed off pathetic atheist and pagans first borns, it was nothing personal trust me..we just wanted to give a lesson showing off our might. A lesson that has lasted all these years. Could they have imangined how long this show of might would last? at the enormous power it would allow us to weild? could they have thought that this almighty show of might would still force atheist and pagans into internet chat rooms to bitch and whine at our greatness 2,000 years on?
Yes..i still smirk and laugh when i see how people cower in the face of our greatness. i look forward to christmas when we force the worldto yet again stop as we celibrate the birth of our nay the worlds lord and saviour.

Spare me your bullshit, mel gibson.

[wufong]

call it as you may. what ever helps you continue the delusional excistence you atheist are leading

[urgeok]

This is a holiday worth celebrating ...

Its all about the 1st zombie story isnt it ?


personaly i celebrate by eating a bunny or two !

[Haunted]

Urge...I don't know what to day. The story of Easter probably wasn't the first zombie story, but it's probably the best known. Enjoy eating those bunnies.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
Urge...I don't know what to day. The story of Easter probably wasn't the first zombie story, but it's probably the best known. Enjoy eating those bunnies.


i'm putting some knee pads on right now !!

[Marroe]

I like easter....gets the free candy, and home cookin:)

who could ask for more????

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by urgeok



personaly i celebrate by eating a bunny or two !




LOL, good one.
I swore that was going to be a picture of those chocolate bunnies then I saw that and couldn't stop laughing.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Spare me your bullshit, mel gibson.


I thought that was a joke but now that I see he's serious I completely agree.

[barbra]

I was so going to look for a job today but now I have easter as my excuse. Its raining a lot and there are tornados out, I wonder if the kids will still hunt their death eggs. How come people never need me to babysit on the holidays? Thats like the one time its fun for you to have a kid.

[barbra]

.

[Spallalala]

I have skipped easter and all those other excuses to just get drunk. its a waste of time imo. People have lost the whole meaning of it and so have I. Every year I would get with my famliy and have a big easter dinner. but not now. Its all about the easter eggs. Im not that religious anymore. Actually im agnostic hehe. But all the same Happy fucking easter hahahah..


I just noticed the last pic hehe.. R2D2.. good one.

[Haunted]

Wufgong, you're a total fuckin' retard, and have instantly created a time when I find myself agreeing with Sedated. This is very strange.

[wufong]

Originally posted by Haunted
Wufgong, you're a total fuckin' retard, and have instantly created a time when I find myself agreeing with Sedated. This is very strange.
of course you would agree with him. its a natural instinct of atheist sheep to cower togther when faced by us almighty wolves of humanity.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by wufong
of course you would agree with him. its a natural instinct of atheist sheep to cower togther when faced by us almighty wolves of humanity.

Sweet, I get to be a "wolf of humanity"

[bloody_ribcut]

this is where the word "idiot" is welcomed in open arms.

[kpropain]

Originally posted by wufong
of course you would agree with him. its a natural instinct of atheist sheep to cower togther when faced by us almighty wolves of humanity.

Yeah we can't all be sheep like the people that believe in fairy tales such as christianity....:rolleyes:

[Haunted]

Originally posted by wufong
of course you would agree with him. its a natural instinct of atheist sheep to cower togther when faced by us almighty wolves of humanity.

I'm not an atheist, stupid.




















That's pretty damn funny Kpro

[MichaelMyers]

Happy Easter everyone.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MichaelMyers
Happy Easter everyone.

Key word for this thread...

HAPPY easter

[Haunted]

Happy or otherwise, I still don't celebrate Easter. However, I wish you all the fruits of spring and the power of the Earth waking from Her Winter nap.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Haunted
I wish you all the fruits of spring and the power of the Earth waking from Her Winter nap.


that was articulate.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by wufong
of course you would agree with him. its a natural instinct of atheist sheep to cower togther when faced by us almighty wolves of humanity.

I was just going to say the same thing Kpropain said. Calling us Sheep is really fucking smart.

I have nothing against Easter or Religion. Its just all the retards that force it down everyone throats. And also the belief that they're religion is better than any others. :rolleyes:

Jesus was a jew! he died to give me great chocolate bunnies.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica

Jesus was a jew! It died to give me great chocolate bunnies.

haha I love how you make Jesus some sort of asexual creature....

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
haha I love how you make Jesus some sort of asexual creature....

Oh shit. Well... We all know. Jesus does have a cock

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Oh shit. Well... We all know. Jesus does have a cock

haha

Well put.

[urgeok]

aren't 'sheep' 'flock' 'shepherd' the analogies that Christians use to describe themselves ?

am i the only one who noticed this ??

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by urgeok
aren't 'sheep' 'flock' 'shepherd' the analogies that Christians use to describe themselves ?

am i the only one who noticed this ??



don't all religions use that analogy?

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by urgeok
aren't 'sheep' 'flock' 'shepherd' the analogies that Christians use to describe themselves ?

am i the only one who noticed this ??

It would seem so...

I guess you'd be the shepherd of this flock....


ugh.:(

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by urgeok
aren't 'sheep' 'flock' 'shepherd' the analogies that Christians use to describe themselves ?

am i the only one who noticed this ??

Sheep reminds me of all the people that follow the pope..... a old man that craps himself is really sent from god....

[urgeok]

anyway .. i dont care to step on the toes of anyone's beliefs ...
its a pointless thing to argue about. we might as well be making fun of each others fingerprints ..

[newb]

And here I thought this was a happy Easter thread for all of us who did enjoy this day as a chance to get together with family and have a good time.
Lighten up peeps.........life is short.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by urgeok
anyway .. i dont care to step on the toes of anyone's beliefs ...
its a pointless thing to argue about. we might as well be making fun of each others fingerprints ..

That reminds me. Fingerprints are the cause of 80% of all wars in the world.... but your right it is pointless

But honestly your fingerprints are hella lame..

[The_Return]

I think a dialogue from Big Fish would fit in here...


Senior Ed Bloom: You're lucky to get four words out of them in English, but if you were to walk through the jungle, you'd hear them speaking the most elaborate French. Those parrots talk about everything. Politics, movies, fashion. Everything but religion.

Will Bloom: Why not religion, dad?

Senior Ed Bloom: It's rude to talk about religion. You never know who you're gonna offend.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
That reminds me. Fingerprints are the cause of 80% of all wars in the world.... but your right it is pointless

But honestly your fingerprints are hella lame..

they're all i've got !

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by newb
And here I thought this was a happy Easter thread for all of us who did enjoy this day as a chance to get together with family and have a good time.
Lighten up peeps.........life is short.

Too true. But even MORE so, it's about....
http://www.pebbspets.com/photogallery/miso%20pictures/easter%20bunny%20and%20ferrets.jpg

an easter bunny holding ferrets

[The STE]

Originally posted by wufong
of course you would agree with him. its a natural instinct of atheist sheep to cower togther when faced by us almighty wolves of humanity.

Dude, attacking other people's religous beliefs is lame. Besides, everyone knows that Christianity is stupid and Christians all suck ass, ya Invisible Man In The Sky worshiping sheep.






:rolleyes:

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by The STE
Dude, attacking other people's religous beliefs is lame. Besides, everyone knows that Christianity is stupid and Christians all suck ass, ya Invisible Man In The Sky worshiping sheep.






:rolleyes:

He's not a typical christian at all.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by The STE
Dude, attacking other people's religous beliefs is lame. Besides, everyone knows that Christianity is stupid and Christians all suck ass, ya Invisible Man In The Sky worshiping sheep.






:rolleyes:


don't you think that was just a little contradictive?



''ya Invisible Man in The Sky worshiping sheep''

that was pretty damn funny.

[The STE]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
don't you think that was just a little contradictive?:D

Not as contradictive as that stupid Christianity bs
:D

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by The STE
Not as contradictive as that stupid Christianity bs
:D


this is true.

[bloody_ribcut]

austin, are u a democrat

[wufong]

Originally posted by The STE
Dude, attacking other people's religous beliefs is lame. Besides, everyone knows that Christianity is stupid and Christians all suck ass, ya Invisible Man In The Sky worshiping sheep.






:rolleyes:
everyone knows this? yet a 3 rd of the world rejoices in the power it gives us. the power to make nerds sit on the net and bitch about our power ? but its ok you're hatred just reinforce our knowledge that we lord it all over you and your fellow weak minded flock. because we all know how terrible a thing envy is.
but its ok you're forgiven, recently our attitude towards the meek has changed from a "yeah yeah lets kill the idiotic pagans"..to "look at those poor misguided sheeple. so scared, so alone,so bitter. lets help them by governing their lives and making them a lot better off, dispite their flaws and inability to help themselves.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by bloody_ribcut
austin, are u a democrat



I don't discuss politics, it only leads to bullshit.

but out of curiosity why do you ask?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by wufong
everyone knows this? yet a 3 rd of the world rejoices in the power it gives us. the power to make nerds sit on the net and bitch about our power ? but its ok you're hatred just reinforce our knowledge that we lord it all over you and your fellow weak minded flock. because we all know how terrible a thing envy is.
but its ok you're forgiven, recently our attitude towards the meek has changed from a "yeah yeah lets kill the idiotic pagans"..to "look at those poor misguided sheeple. so scared, so alone,so bitter. lets help them by governing their lives and making them a lot better off, dispite their flaws and inability to help themselves.


I really hope that these are attempts at a lame joke.

[wufong]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
That reminds me. Fingerprints are the cause of 80% of all wars in the world.... but your right it is pointless

But honestly your fingerprints are hella lame..
do you mean relgious wars such as the ones started by the paganistic nazis or the ones started by the atheist religion communisim or perhaps you mean the ones started by the moon god worshipping muslims?

[wufong]

no joke.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by wufong
do you mean relgious wars such as the ones started by the paganistic nazis or the ones started by the atheist religion communisim or perhaps you mean the ones started by the moon god worshipping muslims?



I'm starting to sadly realize that you're dead serious and all I can say is you're making yourself sound insanely stupid, no religion is better than the next.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by wufong
no joke.


no brain either I see.

[wufong]

einstein, newton. the ywere all called insane. yet time proved them right

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by wufong
einstein, newton. the ywere all called insane. yet time proved them right


I didn't say you were insane I said you were insanely stupid, the word insanely was just describing your level of stupidity.


and you're no Einstein or Newton get that thought out of your head.

[wufong]

actually you did imply i was insane. and you're right i'm not einstein or newton. i'm better. einstein was smart but. as far as being wise he had no more wisdom than a atheist. for i am wise. i have been enlightened and had my eyes opened to the lies of the polticaly correct nazis. which will fall to the way side. for it is only one in a long line of envied riddled pathetic sheeple that has tried to destroy the word of the saviour. einstien intelligence is but a pimple on the ass of a elephant when compared to my greatness. newton..well i gave him too much credit all he did was see a apple fall from a tree and made a name up for the force that pulled it down to earth. well my force that pulls the liars and hypocrites down to earth with a crushing thud is the almighty jesus.

[AUSTIN316426808]

don't tell me what I implied, I wasn't calling you insane I think I would've known if I were calling you something.

I don't know why you continue to make yourself sound so ridiculously stupid but that's exactly what you're doing, you're not smarter than Einstein and you have nothing to do with Jesus. I really hate assholes like you who just say really useless and retarded shit, I don't know if you're joking or if you're serious but either way you're really just being an asshole. Your religion isn't better than anyone else's and vica versa, get over yourself and chill.

[barbra]

If this is what easter is like I can't wait for christmas.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by barbra
If this is what easter is like I can't wait for christmas.

Barbra, what the HELL is that thing on your avatar?

[barbra]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Barbra, what the HELL is that thing on your avatar? when I was younger there was this television show called the amazing sea monkeys I think it stared howie mandel or something, anyhow, its one of the seamonkeys.

[The STE]

Originally posted by wufong
everyone knows this? yet a 3 rd of the world rejoices in the power it gives us. the power to make nerds sit on the net and bitch about our power ? but its ok you're hatred just reinforce our knowledge that we lord it all over you and your fellow weak minded flock. because we all know how terrible a thing envy is.
but its ok you're forgiven, recently our attitude towards the meek has changed from a "yeah yeah lets kill the idiotic pagans"..to "look at those poor misguided sheeple. so scared, so alone,so bitter. lets help them by governing their lives and making them a lot better off, dispite their flaws and inability to help themselves.


Dude, I was kidding.

<~~- Buddhist

[Haunted]

Originally posted by wufong
actually you did imply i was insane. and you're right i'm not einstein or newton. i'm better. einstein was smart but. as far as being wise he had no more wisdom than a atheist. for i am wise. i have been enlightened and had my eyes opened to the lies of the polticaly correct nazis. which will fall to the way side. for it is only one in a long line of envied riddled pathetic sheeple that has tried to destroy the word of the saviour. einstien intelligence is but a pimple on the ass of a elephant when compared to my greatness. newton..well i gave him too much credit all he did was see a apple fall from a tree and made a name up for the force that pulled it down to earth. well my force that pulls the liars and hypocrites down to earth with a crushing thud is the almighty jesus.

You see people, this is why religion should never be put in the hands of the terminally stupid.

Does this Joker remind you of Bane on a Jesus high? Maybe it's just me.:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
You see people, this is why religion should never be put in the hands of the terminally stupid.

Does this Joker remind you of Bane on a Jesus high? Maybe it's just me.:D

1st thing i thought of actually - only a little more frenzied, less control....

[Haunted]

He's like a wind up chihuahua.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by barbra
when I was younger there was this television show called the amazing sea monkeys I think it stared howie mandel or something, anyhow, its one of the seamonkeys.

Creepy.... Howie Mandel

[friday13thfan]

christians make jesus sick.. what do you think when he rose he wanted to see a whole lot of crosses? NO he is a afriad of them he thinks your all sick for making the sympol of your church the very thing he got nailed to.. if he could talk he would say" what do you thin ki did that for you? no it fucking hurt and now your making it look like a nice thing? you ppl are fucking sick!"

[last bad move]

jesus day

[barbra]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
christians make jesus sick.. what do you think when he rose he wanted to see a whole lot of crosses? NO he is a afriad of them he thinks your all sick for making the sympol of your church the very thing he got nailed to.. if he could talk he would say" what do you thin ki did that for you? no it fucking hurt and now your making it look like a nice thing? you ppl are fucking sick!" jesus is a false idol.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
christians make jesus sick.. what do you think when he rose he wanted to see a whole lot of crosses? NO he is a afriad of them he thinks your all sick for making the sympol of your church the very thing he got nailed to.. if he could talk he would say" what do you thin ki did that for you? no it fucking hurt and now your making it look like a nice thing? you ppl are fucking sick!"

thats the dumbest fucking thing i think i've ever read - on any level possible.

just my 2 cents.

[barbra]

Originally posted by urgeok
thats the dumbest fucking thing i think i've ever read - on any level possible.

just my 2 cents. its also not original, its someone's stand up dumbed down with less entertainment value

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by barbra
its also not original, its someone's stand up dumbed down with less entertainment value

did i say it was original? no and if that makes you angry then sorry i guess. and urgeok don't tell me your a jesus lover. don't get offenede just wondering

[barbra]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
did i say it was original? no and if that makes you angry then sorry i guess. and urgeok don't tell me your a jesus lover. don't get offenede just wondering I don't get angry about words posted at Hdc ;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
did i say it was original? no and if that makes you angry then sorry i guess. and urgeok don't tell me your a jesus lover. don't get offenede just wondering

i'm not a christian at all .. but i wouldn't go posting something that offensive without first prefacing it by saying: "here's something a comedian said that i thought was funny"

and i would quote it completely, not paraphrase it ..
and i would check my spelling ..

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by barbra
I don't get angry about words posted at Hdc ;)
ok and in all honesty i did not know that it was used in a stand up bit. me and my friendss were just talking one they when one of them said it out of no where so i used it. but if he wereing doing it it would be funnier

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by urgeok
i'm not a christian at all .. but i wouldn't go posting something that offensive without first prefacing it by saying: "here's something a comedian said that i thought was funny"

and i would quote it completely, not paraphrase it ..
and i would check my spelling ..


once again i did not know it was from a bit one of my friends said it to me:rolleyes:

[barbra]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
once again i did not know it was from a bit one of my friends said it to me:rolleyes: you can think for your self, I give you permission

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by wufong
actually you did imply i was insane. and you're right i'm not einstein or newton. i'm better. einstein was smart but. as far as being wise he had no more wisdom than a atheist. for i am wise. i have been enlightened and had my eyes opened to the lies of the polticaly correct nazis. which will fall to the way side. for it is only one in a long line of envied riddled pathetic sheeple that has tried to destroy the word of the saviour. einstien intelligence is but a pimple on the ass of a elephant when compared to my greatness. newton..well i gave him too much credit all he did was see a apple fall from a tree and made a name up for the force that pulled it down to earth. well my force that pulls the liars and hypocrites down to earth with a crushing thud is the almighty jesus.

Thats alittle scary

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by barbra
its also not original, its someone's stand up dumbed down with less entertainment value

On a side note, I can't remember the guy's name but I believe he died of either cancer or a drug overdose.

So he got what was coming to him.

[barbra]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
On a side note, I can't remember the guy's name but I believe he died of either cancer or a drug overdose.

So he got what was coming to him. BILL HICKS! man, it just came to me. He was a funny man. Yes, he is dead but all his stand-up from when daddy bush was in office is still relivant today. "How about a little human fellowship"

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by barbra
BILL HICKS! man, it just came to me. He was a funny man. Yes, he is dead but all his stand-up from when daddy bush was in office is still relivant today. "How about a little human fellowship"

There ya go. Yeah, I remember seeing him briefly on that Top 100 Comics on Comedy Central.

[Sedated_replica]

Bill Hicks is great. Got what was coming to him?.... :rolleyes:

I could only wish more people were like Bill.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Bill Hicks is great. Got what was coming to him?.... :rolleyes:


Never really saw his stand-up, only read what Friday13thfan typed...

Didn't think it was that funny, and now he's dead.

I take back NOTHING!!!!!!

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Never really saw his stand-up, only read what Friday13thfan typed...

Didn't think it was that funny, and now he's dead.

I take back NOTHING!!!!!!

Your mother!

Seriously, you shouldn't say someone got what they deserve unless you know them or they're work.

The way Friday put it wasn't in the right context at all.

[wufong]

Originally posted by Haunted
He's like a wind up chihuahua.
yeah well you look like harry potter with bleached eyebrows.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
On a side note, I can't remember the guy's name but I believe he died of either cancer or a drug overdose.

So he got what was coming to him.

the fuck?

[zwoti]

Originally posted by barbra
BILL HICKS! man, it just came to me. He was a funny man. Yes, he is dead but all his stand-up from when daddy bush was in office is still relivant today. "How about a little human fellowship"


Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Bill Hicks is great. Got what was coming to him?.... :rolleyes:

I could only wish more people were like Bill.

damn straight

[wufong]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
christians make jesus sick.. what do you think when he rose he wanted to see a whole lot of crosses? NO he is a afriad of them he thinks your all sick for making the sympol of your church the very thing he got nailed to.. if he could talk he would say" what do you thin ki did that for you? no it fucking hurt and now your making it look like a nice thing? you ppl are fucking sick!"
i was going to say something. but since everyone else gave you a really hard time about stealing someone else work and claiming it as your own, ill leave you be......i thought that hey people dont go hard on him, he might have thought of it himself" but then you had to blow your little lie by saying you were with some friends at the time...geash man heres a hint. if ya wanna lie at least keep it believable.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by wufong
.geash man heres a hint. if ya wanna lie at least keep it believable.

Yeah! like how "believable" the bible is.

[wufong]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Yeah! like how "believable" the bible is.
hmm funny how historians can't find any fault with it huh?try as they might.

[cosmetic]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
christians make jesus sick.. what do you think when he rose he wanted to see a whole lot of crosses? NO he is a afriad of them he thinks your all sick for making the sympol of your church the very thing he got nailed to.. if he could talk he would say" what do you thin ki did that for you? no it fucking hurt and now your making it look like a nice thing? you ppl are fucking sick!"

calm down dear... form sentances... breath.
personally i think most of that is bullshit but if there was a jesus and he spoke like that.. you could make a bloody fortune. cursing jesus dolls.

anyway.. let me tell you from a lapsed "christians" point of view... beening forced go through 12 years of catholic school and having to sit down EVERY BLOODY EASTER to watch the same damn slideshow going through the same damn story while REM -Everybody Hurts plays over the top.. which is then quickly followed by mass telling you what a shitty person you are.....

you get a little bitter.

Holy week my arse. Easter's only good for the chocolate. the end.

[Haunted]

Originally posted by wufong
hmm funny how historians can't find any fault with it huh?try as they might.

Dumb-ass, can I call you dumb-ass? Thanks. Dumb-ass, historians find fault with everything from Genisus to Revelations. The fuckin Bible is no more than a quasi truthful fairy-tale.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by wufong
yeah well you look like harry potter with bleached eyebrows.



you're retarded beyond belief.

[wufong]

Originally posted by Haunted
Dumb-ass, can I call you dumb-ass? Thanks. Dumb-ass, historians find fault with everything from Genisus to Revelations. The fuckin Bible is no more than a quasi truthful fairy-tale.
call me what you want..harriet potter. but it's clear all the brains in your family went to harry your twin. they are unable to find fault with one thing in the bible. and thats a fact.

[wufong]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
you're retarded beyond belief.
did you just say you're retarded beyond belief? man don't be so hard on yourself.

[Sedated_replica]

Wow.... Wufong is my hero.

They are unable to find "fault" in the bible? they're unable to find any truth too the bible either.

[wufong]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Wow.... Wufong is my hero.

They are unable to find "fault" in the bible? they're unable to find any truth too the bible either.
o really ??????let me see here a few people who had nothing to do with the bible wrote of jesus. 1)Rabbi Eliezer and writers of the Talmud, talk about Jesus and his miracles.
2)Cornelius Tacitus wrote about Jesus and the first century Christians in his Annals.(he wasa roman historian)
3)Thallus, a Samaritan historian, wrote ca. 52 A.D.
4)Suetonius . another roman historian. ( although he doesn't provide direct evidence of jesus. Suetonius does mention a huge population of christians living in rome by 60 ad. a huge enough population that nero blamed the buring of rome on them....)
plus there is more.. do you want any Archaeological evidence or some sceinctific evidence.. all evidence that was once refuted by historians, sceinctist, archaeologist. but is now widly accepted..
i'll end this by qouting a non christian historian..
"A.N. Sherwin-White, a respected classical historian at Oxford says about the book of Acts, "For Acts the confirmation of historicity is overwhelming...any attempt to reject its basic historicity even in matters of detail must now appear absurd."

god bless and have a nice day :D

[ShankS]

Go wufong!! ....Go wufong!! ....Go wufong!! ....Go wufong!!

[bloodrayne]

Jeez...This easter thread is still up here?.......It's over already...Let it die....Oh...And since I didn't wish anyone a 'Happy Easter' earlier...Here ya go ;)

[Haunted]

Originally posted by wufong
o really ??????let me see here a few people who had nothing to do with the bible wrote of jesus. 1)Rabbi Eliezer and writers of the Talmud, talk about Jesus and his miracles.
2)Cornelius Tacitus wrote about Jesus and the first century Christians in his Annals.(he wasa roman historian)
3)Thallus, a Samaritan historian, wrote ca. 52 A.D.
4)Suetonius . another roman historian. ( although he doesn't provide direct evidence of jesus. Suetonius does mention a huge population of christians living in rome by 60 ad. a huge enough population that nero blamed the buring of rome on them....)
plus there is more.. do you want any Archaeological evidence or some sceinctific evidence.. all evidence that was once refuted by historians, sceinctist, archaeologist. but is now widly accepted..
i'll end this by qouting a non christian historian..
"A.N. Sherwin-White, a respected classical historian at Oxford says about the book of Acts, "For Acts the confirmation of historicity is overwhelming...any attempt to reject its basic historicity even in matters of detail must now appear absurd."

god bless and have a nice day :D


None of this is concrete. It's all speculative. Sure Jesus probably lived, but that doesn't mean he was divine.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
None of this is concrete. It's all speculative. Sure Jesus probably lived, but that doesn't mean he was divine.


darling !!! he wassss he wasss !!!
when he put on the sequin dress and the glitter pumps ...

there's simply no other word to describe him !

[Haunted]

lmao!!!

Urge, you are too much, but that's why we love you.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
lmao!!!

Urge, you are too much, but that's why we love you.


i was kind of shooting for lust - but beggars cant be choosers :)

(by the way - c'mon and admit it here and now .... the harriet potter thing is kinda funny - given the circumstances .. :D

[Haunted]

Yeah, I guess you're right. Being called Harriet Potter when I'm an actual Witch is sorta funny. However, my brains will be mine.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
darling !!! he wassss he wasss !!!
when he put on the sequin dress and the glitter pumps ...

there's simply no other word to describe him ! OMG!....I just heard a lisp in that when I read it...I swear I did....You are SOOO good at conveying very expressionistic impressions over the internet *Just remembered the french thing*...That's not really easy to do ;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
OMG!....I just heard a lisp in that when I read it...I swear I did....You are SOOO good at conveying very expressionistic impressions over the internet *Just remembered the french thing*...That's not really easy to do ;)

maybe i should tone that one down a bit :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
Yeah, I guess you're right. Being called Harriet Potter when I'm an actual Witch is sorta funny. However, my brains will be mine.

can you get BR to pencil a little lightning bolt on your forhead for your av ? that would be the shit !! :D

[Haunted]

We'll see. It just might be funny.

I'm wondering, though, why he's making reference to Harry Potter. I though that Christians were against Rowling and her characters,

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by Haunted
We'll see. It just might be funny.

I'm wondering, though, why he's making reference to Harry Potter. I though that Christians were against Rowling and her characters,

I'm not. I LOVE the Harry Potter books and movies. I can't wait for the new one, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. And it's coming out right around my birthday! ~hint, hint~:D

I guess you could call me an unusual Christian. Very open-minded!

[Haunted]

Unusual? Possibly not. Open minded and respectful, now that sounds right.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
Unusual? Possibly not. Open minded and respectful, now that sounds right.


she's got nice boobs too !

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Haunted
We'll see. It just might be funny.Well...Here it is...I actually had to look it up to see what the scar looked like...It's pretty...bland...

[urgeok]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well...Here it is...I actually had to look it up to see what the scar looked like...It's pretty...bland...

it needs to be in the middle of her noggin, not on the side !

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
it needs to be in the middle of her noggin, not on the side ! Oh...But now it's MY turn to 'beg to differ', Sir...

[taylorsmommy]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh...But now it's MY turn to 'beg to differ', Sir...

Get 'im BR!!

[urgeok]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh...But now it's MY turn to 'beg to differ', Sir...

somebody moved it...



thats weird i thought it was dead centre ...
sorry :)

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by wufong
did you just say you're retarded beyond belief? man don't be so hard on yourself.


oh yeah, that's devastating, my feelings are really hurt now:rolleyes:

[barbra]

Originally posted by wufong
did you just say you're retarded beyond belief? man don't be so hard on yourself. Ive got two words for you
King
James

[ShankS]

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistling]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistling]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistling]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistling]

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by barbra
Ive got two words for you
King
James
and your point being?:confused:

[Haunted]

Once again, Shanks, you bring us light. Can I start calling you Lucifer (the Light Bringer)?

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Haunted
Once again, Shanks, you bring us light. Can I start calling you Lucifer (the Light Bringer)?

I thought the song, was rather fitting for this thread, if not a little late in comming....easter seams ages ago.

[Haunted]

So true, but it was getting pretty intense as far as arguments go. Leave it to you and Urgeok to bring us in for a landing.

Personally I didn't think about the song being along the Easter scheme of things, but it does, in fact.


And it's blasphemous (to a strict Christian)....Haunted loves blasphemy.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
So true, but it was getting pretty intense as far as arguments go. Leave it to you and Urgeok to bring us in for a landing.

Personally I didn't think about the song being along the Easter scheme of things, but it does, in fact.


And it's blasphemous (to a strict Christian)....Haunted loves blasphemy.

if it wasnt for the fact that shanks is a TWO TIMING BACK STABBING SON OF A BITCH the world would be perfect.

c'mon shanks, you limey prick !! you wanna piece of me !!

i've gotcher canadian bacon right here buddy !!

[Haunted]

You lost me, Urgeok. I can't tell if you're joking or not.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Haunted
You lost me, Urgeok. I can't tell if you're joking or not.

I think he's loosing his marbles today :D:p

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
You lost me, Urgeok. I can't tell if you're joking or not.

when am i not :D

[Haunted]

THAT'S why I adore you. You wanna be my honorary uncle Urge?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
THAT'S why I adore you. You wanna be my honorary uncle Urge?

can i be the dirty old uncle that asks you to sit on his lap and says inappropriate things after thanksgiving dinner ?

[ShankS]

even shaggy ol' orangutan gives a grin when urge is saying something silly :D

[Haunted]

Originally posted by urgeok
can i be the dirty old uncle that asks you to sit on his lap and says inappropriate things after thanksgiving dinner ?

Of course you can. I wouldn't have it any other way.:D

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Haunted
Of course you can. I wouldn't have it any other way.:D

just watch out when you sit on his lap.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
just watch out when you sit on his lap.


wonderful things happen ...

just like springtime :)

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by urgeok
wonderful things happen ...

just like springtime :)
lol you're are one strange cat!
i guess that's why i like you so much.
two lips hmmmm.........., oops
i meant tulips grow in the spring time don't they?
;) :p

[wufong]

Originally posted by Haunted
Yeah, I guess you're right. Being called Harriet Potter when I'm an actual Witch is sorta funny. However, my brains will be mine.
LOL LOL LOL HAHAHAHAHA a witch lolol sure you are...harry i know for a fact there are no witches....we killed all those idiots long ago...

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
lol you're are one strange cat!
i guess that's why i like you so much.
two lips hmmmm.........., oops
i meant tulips grow in the spring time don't they?
;) :p

nothing could be sweeter than two lips upon .....


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