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FangoFan
11-19-2003, 12:06 AM
I don't know this maybe a stupid thread but here it goes
You know James Liptons Inside Actors Studio
When asks what the celebrity's favorate cuss word is?
That's my question
What's your favorate cuss word?
mine is SHIT, I definitly use it the most
Arioch
11-19-2003, 12:32 AM
above and beyone mine is FUCK!!! as an expression of extreme frustration or anger.
Lady V
11-19-2003, 06:04 AM
My fave Words are:
Fuck
Verdammt ( the German Word for Damn )
avenger00soul
11-19-2003, 06:38 AM
Frosted Nuts....
Okay, if no one has seen the James Lipton SNL sketch with Skreech...you won't get that.
Actually my fav. comment to call people is a fucktard. I've even gotton Tony to use that one before. Damn, Tony hasn't been on here in ten years...damn his fucktard computer.:D
MichaelMyers
11-19-2003, 06:59 AM
Assclown.
avenger00soul
11-19-2003, 07:06 AM
Originally posted by MichaelMyers
Assclown.
Yeah, I'm a fan of Jericho's assclown. I love Jarrett's slapass more though. I forgot about those two.
I also forgot about rat soup eatin', insecure, honky mutha fucka!
meetthecreeper
11-19-2003, 07:25 AM
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oh yeah and buttweasel
avenger00soul
11-19-2003, 07:35 AM
It's a theraputic thread, isn't it?
ChaoticMinister
11-19-2003, 07:45 AM
"Fignuts!" - Captain Murphy
"You got shamed!" (From a video-game party a few friends and I had... We were playing Super Smash Brothers and we would continuously pause the game in order to see what kind of sexual positions we could make the characters get into [Like Yoshis tongue grab on Marios crotch, or Kirbys suction power on Luigis crotch] and we would use the word "Shamed" for "Fucked")
"You Fargin' Bastitches!" - Roman Moronie from the movie "Johnny Dangerously"
"Fark!" - www.fark.com
"Assclown" - Already listed
"Sheisse" (sp?) - German for "Shit" (see Swearsaurus (http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/) for more)
"Bonerchoker" - My own
"Go beat your kids/wife" - My own
"Go shoot your dog" - My own
"Stunner on _________" - My friend Bobby (RIP the Stunner)
"He can pick it" or "He can pick my cotton" - My friend Bobby, again (referring to cotton-picking)
"_________ needs AIDS" - Bob, again
There's more, but as you can tell, I don't like to actually use the swears themselves, but similar facsimiles thereof...
:D
*FADE OUT*
roguesblight
11-19-2003, 07:50 AM
ok how bout a goofy gangser's favorite words
fargin ice-a-holes
and
you sums of bastages
From Johnny Dangerously of course!
But the one I use the most would have to be...
Larrass!
My husband's name is Larry and I call him Larrass! 'Course he answers to it, so I guess that's why it stuck!haha
dmihatmttl
11-19-2003, 08:36 AM
I always enjoy calling someone a "cocksucker."
It's just fun to say, when said with meaning . . . .
J.N.
http://members.tripod.com/~NEWMANATOR/index.html
roguesblight
11-19-2003, 11:13 AM
Now see, that just reminded me of another one Maroni uses in that movie.....CorkSockers! I think that's how ya'd spell it!
_Leatha_Face_
11-19-2003, 12:20 PM
bitch-ass
FreddyFan
11-19-2003, 01:13 PM
I have three. Fuck, damn, and shit. I am also fond of cocksucker and assclown.
ChaoticMinister
11-19-2003, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by roguesblight
Now see, that just reminded me of another one Maroni uses in that movie.....CorkSockers! I think that's how ya'd spell it!
Here's some of his quotes from Johnny Dangerously's quotepage at IMDB (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0087507/quotes)
Roman Moroni: Why you miserable cork-sucker!
Roman Moroni: This is fargin war!
Roman Moroni: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes...like yourselves.
I also like the headline they have of him which goes something like: "Roman Moronie Deported to Sweden," and in the subtext: "Claims He's Not From There."
Great movie... lotsa good gags...
*FADE OUT*
crazy clown
11-19-2003, 03:15 PM
bitch wait in the car
something me and my friends say to each other.
also this makes me laugh every time i see it on army of darkness when he walks back into town and all the villagers are asking him questions. he says "get the fuck out of my face".
SoUl SuRvIvOrS
11-19-2003, 07:21 PM
OK let me think AWWW F U C K... love it ... favorite phrase: Needle dick Butt F U C K E R and Holy Carniverous cowshit BATMAN.
Will Voorhees
11-23-2003, 10:33 AM
Mine would be:
FUCK ME FREDDY!!!!!
from Dreamcatcher.
crazy clown
11-23-2003, 01:18 PM
i also say "shit on a stick" a lot.
carriekinz
11-23-2003, 07:44 PM
I hardly ever swear--I'm a lady:rolleyes: --but when I read this thread yesterday and saw "assclown" I must admit I've said it at least 20 times since! My BF thinks it's hilarious...like I said, I hardly ever swear and now I am saying THIS! He's getting a kick out of it.
Truthfully, the one thing I say when I get annoyed is "holy doodle"...now isn't that pathetic! LOL (I used to be a nanny so I suppose that is why I am used to watching my mouth:D)
Carrie
cheebacheeba
11-24-2003, 05:47 PM
YOU. FUCKING. JACKOFF!
YOU'RE A WALKING TALKING SHOULDA-BEEN ABORTION!
THE SECOND ONES MINE, LIKE IT?
Sam The Egg
03-05-2004, 12:51 PM
I missed it :(
Oh well, I'll bump it anyways
Fuck:
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck.
Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word...
It's the one magical word.
Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german
...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...FUCK YOU!
orangestar
03-05-2004, 12:53 PM
Fuck because (as previously mentioned) it is every part of speech and can be used in any situation.
Assclown is great, but me and my brother call each other "asshat" I like that a lot.
My girlfriends and I use Bitch and Slut alot also.
Rotting Eye
03-05-2004, 12:56 PM
Merkin.
Look it up.
cheebacheeba
03-05-2004, 12:57 PM
"cunt"
Haunted
03-05-2004, 12:58 PM
I gotta go with "fuck."
Sam The Egg
03-05-2004, 12:58 PM
Mee-crob (sp?)
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I missed it :(
Oh well, I'll bump it anyways
Fuck:
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck.
Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word...
It's the one magical word.
Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german
...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.
Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...FUCK YOU!
LOL I know where you got that from. A little animated film on the web. Cant remember the address. Anyway, if I find it, I will post the link so everyone can see where you got the idea from.
As for my favorites, I'm going with "cumstain," "cuntface," and "pig-fucker." :)
kpropain
03-05-2004, 02:28 PM
My favorite cuss word = SFF is a fat smelly cunt!
Hey SFF I know you work in TV.
I saw you on a Chick-fil-a commercial the other day.
I saw that cow and said god damn that's SFF.
Heifer http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/fingers/fing29.gif
Sam The Egg
03-05-2004, 02:31 PM
nope. Got it from George Carlin
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
nope. Got it from George Carlin
Well, the animation I saw must have been a parody of that. Because it is word for word. Goerge Carlin used to be one of my favorite comedians. I really loved the one he did entitled "Stuff."
kpropain
03-05-2004, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by blackkitty1
id have to say bitch and fuck as in
dam that bitch sff wont fuckin leave(well i put in in fuckin;) )
Get used to it she is a fucking troll!!! http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/evil/498.gif
Originally posted by blackkitty1
id have to say bitch and fuck as in
dam that bitch sff wont fuckin leave(well i put in in fuckin;) )
I have just as much, if not more of a right to be here as you. Tell me something. Are you here to discuss horror or to participate in flame wars? If your answer is the latter, then you are the one who needs to leave. I'm here to talk about horror. I suggest that you and a few other ignorant individuals on here to do the same.
Sam The Egg
03-05-2004, 02:57 PM
I like his bit about the ten commandments. Not just because it's funny, although it is. It's great because it makes total sense, it IS a padded list
Originally posted by Sam The Egg
I like his bit about the ten commandments. Not just because it's funny, although it is. It's great because it makes total sense, it IS a padded list
Yeah, I saw that one too, and loved it. He is one funny dude.
kpropain
03-05-2004, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by SFF
Yeah, I saw that one too, and loved it. He is one funny dude.
Shut up and get your nose out of Sam's ass you brown nosing bitch.
shiftyc2
03-05-2004, 03:27 PM
ass guy
kpropain
03-05-2004, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by shiftyc2
ass guy
Look here ass chap don't get me started on you.
I'm the last motherfucker you wish to piss off.
Ultimamk
03-05-2004, 04:15 PM
Ben Affleck....................er--
I mean damn, damdable, damned, dammit.... Pretty much just damn. Yeah, damn.
orangestar
03-05-2004, 05:00 PM
My favorite sentance is: "If I wanted your comeback, I'd wipe it off SFF's chin".
kpropain
03-05-2004, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by orangestar
My favorite sentance is: "If I wanted your comeback, I'd wipe it off SFF's chin".
LOL good one and if you read this SFF, you can lick the shit out of my ass cunt!!!!!!!!
Rotting Eye
03-05-2004, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
LOL good one and if you read this SFF, you can lick the shit out of my ass cunt!!!!!!!!
What's an "ass cunt"?
:D
Whatever it is, it sounds dirty.
orangestar
03-05-2004, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
LOL good one and if you read this SFF, you can lick the shit out of my ass cunt!!!!!!!!
Lol, sorry I thought it was funny how you said Ass cunt. hehehe
crazy clown
03-05-2004, 05:17 PM
shit yo' draws
used in a sentence
did you get it? Shit yo' draws yeah.
also fuck me gently with a chainsaw
some more i'll think of later.
kpropain
03-05-2004, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by Rotting Eye
What's an "ass cunt"?
:D
Whatever it is, it sounds dirty.
HEHE funny if I was a lesbian like her, oh no , I just said it yes.
Asscunty would be that juice you lick between the ass and the cunt :D
HAHAHA now suck my dick on that one twat!!!
Oh I forgot you would rather lick box.
Haunted
03-06-2004, 07:00 AM
Originally posted by kpropain
Asscunty would be that juice you lick between the ass and the cunt :D
:eek:
I am officially nauseated.
cheebacheeba
03-06-2004, 07:15 AM
BDUSSY.....heh-heh.....
shiftyc2
03-06-2004, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by kpropain
Look here ass chap don't get me started on you.
I'm the last motherfucker you wish to piss off.
OK WTF I CANT SAY SHIT WITHOUT THIS CUNT TALKIN SHIT U FUCK HEAD BITCH WHY DONT U SWALLOW MY KIDS
kpropain
03-06-2004, 07:55 AM
Originally posted by shiftyc2
OK WTF I CANT SAY SHIT WITHOUT THIS CUNT TALKIN SHIT U FUCK HEAD BITCH WHY DONT U SWALLOW MY KIDS
How about not, you fucking cumdrunk.
cheebacheeba
03-06-2004, 08:20 AM
cumDRUNK??
Boy sure must like his cum....
Shifty....just wanna ask you, are you australian? You talk like "some" Australians do...
Evisceration
03-06-2004, 10:22 AM
either 'shit' or 'bitch'.
I say shit constantly, I only really use bitch when I need something to top off my pwnage.
Originally posted by blackkitty1
)
have u noticed where ur at honey,,,if not ill remind u
your in the general forum where whe can talk about whatever the hell we want...
so if horror is what u want to talk about bitch then i suggest u take ur fuckin ass to those threads!!(u notice how i said bitch and fuck my two favorite cuss words!!;) ;))
Oh fuck off already. Your probably just in a pissy mood because you've done one too many price checks at K Mart, or wherever it is that you work your pathetic little minimum wage cashier job. I'll bet I make more in a week than you do in an entire fucking year. Ahh but then that is just one of the many benefits of being self-employed. Well, maybe if you give the manager a blow job, he might give you a 2 dollar raise. Depends on whether you scrape his dick with your teeth or not. Oh, and I would swallow if I were you; he might add a 50 cent bonus if you do that.;)
Haunted
03-06-2004, 12:23 PM
SFF, why do you stick around? I mean, the enemies that you've made are going to be relentless in their pursuit. They are too aggravated by you to allow you any peace.
You're not in a position to make any sort of point. It's apparent that you can't just hang around and talk about horror.
I'm not trying to be mean or angry. I'm trying to be logical.
Swallow your pride and leave.
shiftyc2
03-06-2004, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
How about not, you fucking cumdrunk.
Ok im no longer going to waste my time with a middle aged bald computer nerd that live in his moms basement. :o
shiftyc2
03-06-2004, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by cheebacheeba
cumDRUNK??
Boy sure must like his cum....
Shifty....just wanna ask you, are you australian? You talk like "some" Australians do...
Nah man im from florida but im visiting England though. But how do i sound like im an aussy
friday13thfan
03-06-2004, 03:21 PM
mine is shit but in the honor of chef from south park would say "Fudge it"
Evisceration
03-06-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by shiftyc2
Ok im no longer going to waste my time with a middle aged bald computer nerd that live in his moms basement. :o
Actually he's teh sechzy r0chstar, m0t0cr0zz biznitch.....
:D
crazy clown
03-06-2004, 04:50 PM
fuck-a-bitch
you stupid fuck shit
you shit ass
cock smoker
an oblique one liner i like to say when everything is quiet is
"sometimes you've just got to lay the smackdown on a ho"
i got it from an incubus track off their album S.C.I.E.N.C.E.
shiftyc2
03-06-2004, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by Evisceration
Actually he's teh sechzy r0chstar, m0t0cr0zz biznitch.....
:D
Please rephrase that so that i will understand
bloodygurl02
03-06-2004, 08:40 PM
cock sucker
fuck off
mother fucking bitch
and mayb someothers i can't remeber off the top of my head
cheebacheeba
03-07-2004, 04:00 AM
shifty....
"I CANT SAY SHIT WITHOUT THIS CUNT TALKIN SHIT U FUCK HEAD BITCH WHY DONT U SWALLOW MY KIDS"....Say that in an aussie accent - That's why.
Haunted
"SFF, why do you stick around? I mean, the enemies that you've made are going to be relentless in their pursuit. They are too aggravated by you to allow you any peace.
You're not in a position to make any sort of point. It's apparent that you can't just hang around and talk about horror.
I'm not trying to be mean or angry. I'm trying to be logical.
Swallow your pride and leave."
Good point, but obviously the bitch loves the pain....why else would they have either
a: Not changed their name
b: Imitated somebody this hated....
They were probably severely beaten and daddyraped as a child.
Now they're stuck on "please, abuse me or I just can't feel right" mode...
shiftyc2
03-07-2004, 06:52 AM
idk sounded more like some slang shit to me but hey if it sounds aussie to u cool
Harlequen
03-07-2004, 10:31 AM
Preppy!..now thats a fowl word i friggin hate it.
Uhm..OH and if you say fag is a cuss word ill slit your friggin throat ...heh..uhh....my favorite cuss word..is..probably FUCK....
officer albrecht holding eric draven at gunpoint :"dont move or your dead!"
Eric Draven as he slowly walks into a gun :" And i say im dead,and i move"
Officer albrecht:" dont move!"
eric draven:"then shoot if you will...officer albrecht"
officer albrecht:" wtf you walkin into a gun..you high?"
Eric draven:" you dont remember me do you?...what about shelly?...do you remember shelly webster?...oh and t-bone had a friend that shouldnt of played with knives,like the coat ?"
officer albrecht:" your the dude that murdered tin-tin!"
eric draven:" he was already dead, he died a year ago...right when he touched her....there all dead....the just dont know it yet"
:D