View Full Version : Does Jason go to the toilet?
MichaelMyers
03-25-2005, 07:19 PM
He probably did before he became a zombie but after he turned into a zombie I'm not really sure. If he did, how many times a day do you think he would? Could you imagine him stopping dead in the middle of a chase and wipping it out to take a piss?
If anyone could answer these question it would be great as it's been on my mind all week.
The STE
03-25-2005, 07:34 PM
no, his metabolism naturally burned off all his waste
FairyKorpes
03-25-2005, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by MichaelMyers
He probably did before he became a zombie but after he turned into a zombie I'm not really sure. If he did, how many times a day do you think he would? Could you imagine him stopping dead in the middle of a chase and wipping it out to take a piss?
If anyone could answer these question it would be great as it's been on my mind all week.
Someone who gets brought back to life 87 times, by fluke, probably wouldn't piss or anything, due to the fact he DOESN'T eat lol
knife_fight
03-25-2005, 09:15 PM
I doubt it. He doesn't eat or drink anything (unless those parts when he's not in the shot he's at the waffle house) so he has nothing to get rid of. also, have you gotten a look at Jason's face lately? if not, lemme give ya a hint: it ain't pretty. given that, I'd hate to imagine the kind of shape his, ahem, "parts" are in.
FangoFan
03-25-2005, 09:34 PM
I doubt he woyld have to use the toilet.
His bowels have probably rotted away by now.
ChEEbA
03-25-2005, 09:59 PM
My perspective: If he DID (even though he doesn't) need to evacuate anything, I figure him for a "shit in the pants" kinda guy, might explain why he walks to stiff-like,kinda like he's chafed...but not quite...
It's not as though the smell would bother him, what with his whole being a decomposing body deal, that and I'm betting that lakewater woulda been pretty dank, and pissed in many a time...rotting away AND smelling like a urinal?
No chance he'd care.
...Aint like the bitch even washes his clothes....filthy fucker.
Angra
03-25-2005, 10:05 PM
This is deep....
The STE
03-25-2005, 10:06 PM
Someone needs to do a mockumentary of what these guys (Michael, Jason, et cetera) do when they're off camera.
*Jason's eating at Harry's Burger Depot, notices he's on camera*
Jason: Ack!
*Stumbles to find his machete, slashes a passing waiter*
wufong
03-26-2005, 04:49 AM
well consideringthat he has beenwearing the same blood and gore soaked clothes forthe past 20 odd years, and gets around covered in maggots and shit. i dont think he'll care about pissing himself
slasherman
03-26-2005, 05:44 AM
Dead people who eat humans I guess have to take a shit...but Jason dont eat/drink anything...sooooo :p
barbra
03-26-2005, 08:40 PM
maybe not pooing is why jason is so frustrated all the time. Maybe instead of running from jason someone should give him an enima.
ItsAlive75
03-26-2005, 09:08 PM
Maybe he was shitting himself even before he died. It's probably nothing new now that he's dead.
bloody_ribcut
03-26-2005, 09:46 PM
red fish ate jason's penis
ItsAlive75
03-26-2005, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by bloody_ribcut
red fish ate jason's penis
God, you really have nothing to contribute EVER
bloody_ribcut
03-26-2005, 10:13 PM
and all you contribute is slobber all over my balls, dam get off my penis bitch.
George_Jetson
03-26-2005, 10:16 PM
Jason was a wandering-around-the-lake retard until he became a zombie.So I would assume that 2-5 he ate weird forrest shit.He had to take craps, he was only human.
Angra
03-26-2005, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
God, you really have nothing to contribute EVER
But i have...
Yubba-hubba-hibba-dubba-jabba-heppa-zappa-dappa-dippy-dappy-doooo...
aborted
03-27-2005, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by George_Jetson
Jason was a wandering-around-the-lake retard until he became a zombie.So I would assume that 2-5 he ate weird forrest shit.He had to take craps, he was only human.
jason was always a zombie in the movies....remember the point of the first one, pamela was getting revenge for her sons death
EXTR3MIST
03-27-2005, 02:21 PM
There's definately not enough casual pissing and shitting in movies -
Even scenes in so-called raw/gritty films seldom include a break in the procedings while someone nips off to the john - not talking about pervy focus on the act itself, but even the merest hint of someone sitting on the bog as part of their "character development" is avoided like the plague.
urgeok
03-27-2005, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
There's definately not enough casual pissing and shitting in movies -
Even scenes in so-called raw/gritty films seldom include a break in the procedings while someone nips off to the john - not talking about pervy focus on the act itself, but even the merest hint of someone sitting on the bog as part of their "character development" is avoided like the plague.
sweet badassssss song,
and Spun ..
crazy raplh
03-27-2005, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
There's definately not enough casual pissing and shitting in movies -
Even scenes in so-called raw/gritty films seldom include a break in the procedings while someone nips off to the john - not talking about pervy focus on the act itself, but even the merest hint of someone sitting on the bog as part of their "character development" is avoided like the plague.
there is nothing better then the out house scene in sleepaway camp2 when that kid is drowned in the shitter.
EXTR3MIST
03-27-2005, 02:56 PM
Trainspotting has a nifty diarrhoea scene too, in the Worst Toilet in Scotland.
crazy raplh
03-27-2005, 03:01 PM
YES!!! I almost forgot about that.
MoAshKickin
03-28-2005, 08:42 PM
The answer is yes I shitted next to him at a Lakers game--
The STE
03-28-2005, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
sweet badassssss song,
and Spun ..
Basquiat
Visitor Q (The dad watches while those three kids make his son take a shit on the side of the road)
ThisThreadSucks
03-28-2005, 09:29 PM
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Sedated_replica
03-28-2005, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by ThisThreadSucks
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agreed
-->oscam5<--
03-29-2005, 06:15 AM
Originally posted by aborted
jason was always a zombie in the movies....remember the point of the first one, pamela was getting revenge for her sons death
Theres always been a massive debate over whether Jason was actually dead during part 1.
Originally posted by EXTR3MIST
There's definately not enough casual pissing and shitting in movies -
Dumb & Dumber
http://www.80stees.com/images/products/dumb_dumber_harry_toilet_link.jpg
The STE
03-29-2005, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by -->oscam5<--
Theres always been a massive debate over whether Jason was actually dead during part 1.
He wasn't dead until part 6...well, he died in part 4 at the end, so he was dead during the end of four and all of five, too, but he wasn't a reanimated corpse until part 6
urgeok
03-29-2005, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by The STE
He wasn't dead until part 6...well, he died in part 4 at the end, so he was dead during the end of four and all of five, too, but he wasn't a reanimated corpse until part 6
thanks to Horshack and his friend.
crazy raplh
03-29-2005, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by The STE
He wasn't dead until part 6...well, he died in part 4 at the end, so he was dead during the end of four and all of five, too, but he wasn't a reanimated corpse until part 6
what about part 3 when he had a ax slammed into his forehad I think he was dead then.....don't you.
ThisThreadSucks
03-29-2005, 04:12 PM
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The STE
03-29-2005, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by ThisThreadSucks
<<<
You've been here already
Not that it isn't accurate, or that I don't enjoy that avatar
The STE
03-29-2005, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by crazy raplh
what about part 3 when he had a ax slammed into his forehad I think he was dead then.....don't you.
No, I don't. Jason is a big dumb freak, his skull is probably really thick, and he had a thick plastic hockey mask on. The axe didn't go far enough in to do any fatal damage
Sedated_replica
03-29-2005, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by The STE
No, I don't. Jason is a big dumb freak, his skull is probably really thick, and he had a thick plastic hockey mask on. The axe didn't go far enough in to do any fatal damage
correct. Jason is a fag
urgeok
03-29-2005, 07:16 PM
back to the origional thread question ...
if he did, i bet his shit could kill ya
The STE
03-29-2005, 07:25 PM
Jason's Turd:
urgeok
03-29-2005, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by The STE
Jason's Turd:
i bet by tomorrow, Newb will have a hockey mask on that guy.
crazy raplh
03-29-2005, 09:50 PM
it looks like the thing on JGTH part 9. when he was hung on part 3 was pretty nice that had to have broken his neck.
slasherman
03-30-2005, 07:09 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
if he did, i bet his shit could kill ya
and he probably piss fire......
The STE
03-30-2005, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
i bet by tomorrow, Newb will have a hockey mask on that guy.
Why would one of his turds have a hockey mask? That's just silly
slasherman
03-30-2005, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by The STE
Why would one of his turds have a hockey mask? That's just silly
It didnt start like that
Angra
03-30-2005, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
back to the origional thread question ...
if he did, i bet his shit could kill ya
I think that a fart from that rottening fellow would be enough..:rolleyes:
filmmaker2
03-30-2005, 01:55 PM
Can you imagine Jason sort of getting ready for a date, you know, like in some hotel room, combing any little bits of hair he might have, and lifting his mask up so he can pat on some aftershave? Kinda looking at himself in the mirror to see if he looks good for his woman?
urgeok
03-30-2005, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by The STE
Why would one of his turds have a hockey mask? That's just silly
doesnt want to get hit in the face with a urinal puck ?
Angra
03-30-2005, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by filmmaker2
Can you imagine Jason sort of getting ready for a date, you know, like in some hotel room, combing any little bits of hair he might have, and lifting his mask up so he can pat on some aftershave? Kinda looking at himself in the mirror to see if he looks good for his woman?
What woman would that be??:confused:
MichaelMyers
03-30-2005, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by Angra
What woman would that be??:confused:
http://www.kgw.com/sharedcontent/east/parts/bodyimages/hairlines/20040703_330.jpg
The STE
03-30-2005, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Angra
What woman would that be??:confused:
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/0310/22/NYHETER-22s09terry.jpg
barbra
03-30-2005, 10:17 PM
you guys think Im weird....
ClassicHorror
03-31-2005, 05:03 AM
You know Jason would set his hotel room on fire when he farts....
Anyways he'd probably meet her at McDonalds, and they would eat the flesh of a...........hamburger.
slasherman
03-31-2005, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by Angra
What woman would that be??:confused:
Originally posted by urgeok
i bet by tomorrow, Newb will have a hockey mask on that guy.
Sorry urge....but I'm not that predictable.
who am I kidding
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/mrhanky.jpg
urgeok
03-31-2005, 06:38 AM
Originally posted by newb
Sorry urge....but I'm not that predictable.
who am I kidding
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/mrhanky.jpg
what took you so long ?? :D
crazy raplh
03-31-2005, 06:45 AM
it looks good
slasherman
04-01-2005, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by crazy raplh
it looks good
hmm why is the knife placed behind his hand ? :)
barbra
04-01-2005, 10:20 PM
I bet his turds are loaded with corn
Angra
04-01-2005, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by slasherman
hmm why is the knife placed behind his hand ? :)
Because he´s a bad drawer, i would guess...
The STE
04-02-2005, 12:17 PM
because I did that in 2 minutes on MS Paint
virus five
04-02-2005, 11:00 PM
Don't know if Jason does the number 2, but I'm scared to take a dump just in case he's sitting on the toilet when I get there.
I guess you could say I'm scared shitless.
urgeok
04-03-2005, 04:58 AM
Originally posted by Angra
Because he´s a bad drawer, i would guess...
he may be a bad drawer, but he's an excellent dresser !!
badump-psssshhhhh
thats actually funnier that it looks at first.
tom smud
04-03-2005, 04:06 PM
two flies are looking for something to eat
they find a turd and immediatly start to chow down
after a short time one of the flies lifts his legs and farts
the other responds rather angrily"you dirty prick....while im eating!!!"
ItsAlive75
04-03-2005, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by tom smud
two flies are looking for something to eat
they find a turd and immediatly start to chow down
after a short time one of the flies lifts his legs and farts
the other responds rather angrily"you dirty prick....while im eating!!!"
Then what happened...
tom smud
04-04-2005, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Then what happened...
speaking of turds!!:p :p :p :p :p
alkytrio666
05-01-2005, 07:10 AM
I bet he just shits and pisses his pants. I think a better question would be, do you ever see him eating? Because to go to the bathroom would necesitate eating first, but we never see that.
slasherman
05-01-2005, 07:14 AM
Originally posted by alkytrio666
, do you ever see him eating? .
Its hard to eat with a mask on :)
massacre man
05-01-2005, 07:17 AM
well he's under water about 5 years at a time and other times he's dead
bloodrayne
05-01-2005, 12:31 PM
Okay...This has already been settled...
No eat, no drink=No poop, no pee
Even if he DID still have a working bladder and/or bowels, he wouldn't need them....
horror_master
05-01-2005, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by MichaelMyers
He probably did before he became a zombie but after he turned into a zombie I'm not really sure. If he did, how many times a day do you think he would? Could you imagine him stopping dead in the middle of a chase and wipping it out to take a piss?
If anyone could answer these question it would be great as it's been on my mind all week.
I don't know if dose or not. If dose it must smell realy bad since he is tencial dead.