The Mothman
03-24-2005, 06:59 AM
here's a true story of the first time a had surgery.
I’ve never been to surgery before this. I don’t really know how it happened, because it happened so fast. I was running from a mad man. He claimed I stole his Jelly Beans. I didn’t know what he was talking about however, because I’m allergic to Jelly Beans. The man knocked on my door early in the morning. I woke up to answer it, and there he was, holding a large rubber band. “You stole my jelly beans!!” he exclaimed. I didn’t know what to say to him because I was confused. “And now I choke you to death with my rubber band!!!!” He then swiftly put the rubber band over my head on around my neck. I panicked, burst through the front door, nearly knocking him over. I ran as fast as I could, clawing at the rubber band around my neck, trying my hardest to breathe. He started to chase after me. I quickly ran towards a flight of stairs that led to the Town Park, hoping that I could find someone to help me. I was starting to get dizzy, and was panting hard, due to the rubber band wrapped tightly around my neck. I got to the first step of the set of stairs, and began running down them. Halfway down the stairs, I got very very dizzy, and tripped over one of the stairs. I flew down them, tumbling and rolling. The rubber band snapped off my neck. I hit the last stair head-first, and then everything went black Next thing you know, I wake up in a hospital bed, and find out I’m having surgery because my leg bent backwards, and impaled my stomache.
I’ve never been to surgery before this. I don’t really know how it happened, because it happened so fast. I was running from a mad man. He claimed I stole his Jelly Beans. I didn’t know what he was talking about however, because I’m allergic to Jelly Beans. The man knocked on my door early in the morning. I woke up to answer it, and there he was, holding a large rubber band. “You stole my jelly beans!!” he exclaimed. I didn’t know what to say to him because I was confused. “And now I choke you to death with my rubber band!!!!” He then swiftly put the rubber band over my head on around my neck. I panicked, burst through the front door, nearly knocking him over. I ran as fast as I could, clawing at the rubber band around my neck, trying my hardest to breathe. He started to chase after me. I quickly ran towards a flight of stairs that led to the Town Park, hoping that I could find someone to help me. I was starting to get dizzy, and was panting hard, due to the rubber band wrapped tightly around my neck. I got to the first step of the set of stairs, and began running down them. Halfway down the stairs, I got very very dizzy, and tripped over one of the stairs. I flew down them, tumbling and rolling. The rubber band snapped off my neck. I hit the last stair head-first, and then everything went black Next thing you know, I wake up in a hospital bed, and find out I’m having surgery because my leg bent backwards, and impaled my stomache.