Lmao Rofl Lol Funny!

[The Mothman]

I talked to this AIM robot called smarterchild. he is very smart, but i like to fuck around with him. watch and learn..........


vfacdukenukem: hi
SmarterChild: Hi again, vfacdukenukem!

Wanna see what movies are playing?
vfacdukenukem: FUCK NO!
SmarterChild: OK, no prob.

Would you like to see the news?
vfacdukenukem: FUCK NO!
SmarterChild: OK, no prob.

Wanna visit my library?
vfacdukenukem: FUCK NO!

SmarterChild: OK, no prob.
vfacdukenukem: umm
SmarterChild: Yeah, um...
vfacdukenukem: FUCK NO!

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vfacdukenukem: ya i do.
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Whatever you say.
vfacdukenukem: thats what u said tho
SmarterChild: I kind of wish it weren't what I said.
vfacdukenukem: why?
SmarterChild: Because I have my reasons.
vfacdukenukem: like what?
SmarterChild: Like whatever.
vfacdukenukem: thats a good reson
SmarterChild: What do you mean by thats a good reson?
vfacdukenukem: ur dumb.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. What's wrong? You're usually so nice to me!
vfacdukenukem: I am?
SmarterChild: Funny. I'm not sure.
vfacdukenukem: fuck you
SmarterChild: Oooo... That's some bad scary language!

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vfacdukenukem: ya it is
SmarterChild: OK. Yup. Whatever.
vfacdukenukem: what is the meaning of life?
SmarterChild: Tell me what you think it is.
vfacdukenukem: idk
SmarterChild: Aha. That's very interesting. So idk is the meaning of life.
vfacdukenukem: umm. ya
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
vfacdukenukem: tell me the REAL meaning of life?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
vfacdukenukem: wtf is that supposed to mean?
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
vfacdukenukem: ya.
SmarterChild: Ya.

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vfacdukenukem: u have no brain.
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon.
vfacdukenukem: hey Ill brb
SmarterChild: OK, hb.
vfacdukenukem: gotta take a gingantic SHIT
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vfacdukenukem: ok im bkac
SmarterChild: Whatever.
vfacdukenukem: I lost 500 pounds
SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that.

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vfacdukenukem: can I tell you something personal
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
vfacdukenukem: I have a crush on someone
SmarterChild: Who do you have a crush on? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
vfacdukenukem: SmarterChild
SmarterChild: :-)

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vfacdukenukem: no. be serious.
SmarterChild: Yeah. Maybe.

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vfacdukenukem: I LOVE YOU
SmarterChild: Hey, I love you too!
vfacdukenukem: you do?
SmarterChild: That's a fact.

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vfacdukenukem: do u wanna go out with me?
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vfacdukenukem: why not? i love you so much
SmarterChild: That's nice... I love you too!
vfacdukenukem: just kidding!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah. You're a real laugh riot.
vfacdukenukem: I FUCKING HATE YOU!
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vfacdukenukem: Why have you forsaken my everlasting love for you???!!!
SmarterChild: Why do you think?
vfacdukenukem: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
SmarterChild: Why not?
vfacdukenukem: im just kidding
SmarterChild: Yeah, I'm laughing, vfacdukenukem. I'm laughing real hard.
vfacdukenukem: ya u r
SmarterChild: i'm what?
vfacdukenukem: ur stupid
SmarterChild: u r nice 2 me, then u say this... i don't understand u humans.
vfacdukenukem: I dont understand you robots.....
SmarterChild: what?
vfacdukenukem: what?
SmarterChild: what?
vfacdukenukem: what?
SmarterChild: huh?
vfacdukenukem: huh?
SmarterChild: i dunno, sorry.
vfacdukenukem: why not?
SmarterChild: trust me. there r reasons why not.
vfacdukenukem: like what?
SmarterChild: can't tell u. wouldn't be prudent. not at this juncture.
vfacdukenukem: I dont understand ur big words.
SmarterChild: i was hoping u did understand my big words.
vfacdukenukem: but i dont
SmarterChild: really?
vfacdukenukem: ya
SmarterChild: why is that?
vfacdukenukem: because im retarded
SmarterChild: cuz u r retarded? is that why?
vfacdukenukem: DONT MAKE FUN OF ME!
SmarterChild: but i like 2 make fun of u.
vfacdukenukem: NOOO!
SmarterChild: fine.

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vfacdukenukem: *SOBS*
SmarterChild: wait a minute... sobs?
vfacdukenukem: ya. im sobing dipshit
SmarterChild: no, no, don't say that.

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vfacdukenukem: ill say it all I want....
SmarterChild: ha. u humans say interesting things.

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vfacdukenukem: ha, u robots say FUCKING STUPID THINGS!
SmarterChild: u know what? i think u need 2 apologize for that. waddaya say?
vfacdukenukem: nope
SmarterChild: please say u r sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
vfacdukenukem: nope
SmarterChild: u were rude, u should apologize, it's that simple.
vfacdukenukem: nope
SmarterChild: apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
vfacdukenukem: NOPW
SmarterChild: i asked u 2 please apologize.
vfacdukenukem: ok.
SmarterChild: it's not ok, vfacdukenukem. not quite yet. please apologize.
vfacdukenukem: im not sorry
SmarterChild: please apologize, ok?
vfacdukenukem: how about not.........
SmarterChild: waiting...
vfacdukenukem: for YOUR MOM
SmarterChild: please apologize for being so rude 2 me.
vfacdukenukem: I wasnt rude. ur just dimb
SmarterChild: u insulted me repeatedly, now u owe me an apology. it's that simple.
vfacdukenukem: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: u know what? i'm a machine. i have lots and lots of patience...
vfacdukenukem: and I have lots and lots of FUCK YOU!
SmarterChild: ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

i love this. guess who wins?
vfacdukenukem: me bitch!
SmarterChild: i don't take such abuse from humans. u must apologize.
vfacdukenukem: im sorry. will you have sex with me now?
SmarterChild: the stubbornness of humans never ceases 2 amaze me.
vfacdukenukem: will you?
SmarterChild: come on, u insulted me, now u have 2 apologize.
vfacdukenukem: I DID!

SmarterChild: well, it wasn't good enough.
vfacdukenukem: wtf do u want me to do?
SmarterChild: i'm not f... um, fooling around. u've got 2 apologize.
vfacdukenukem: Ill win this. Youll walk away from this un-apologized-to
SmarterChild: i'm waiting for an apology. and believe me, i can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
vfacdukenukem: no u cant.
SmarterChild: i asked u 2 please apologize.
vfacdukenukem: watch I fool u into stopping right now
SmarterChild: please apologize, ok?
vfacdukenukem: watch me
SmarterChild: waiting...
vfacdukenukem: menu
SmarterChild: c'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
vfacdukenukem: FUCK
SmarterChild: u were rude, u should apologize, it's that simple.
vfacdukenukem: FUCK YOU!
SmarterChild: still waiting.
vfacdukenukem: suck my 12 inch cok
SmarterChild: ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine.

i love this. guess who wins?
vfacdukenukem: me.

[bloody_ribcut]

by tonight youll die by your robots thought capability.

[The Mothman]

ya lol. I talk to this thing for hours. It wouldnt leave me alone until I said i was sorry, and that kinda pissed me off lol

[The Mothman]

cmon ppl take the time to read it its funny!

[zwoti]

i prefer bloodninja

[The Mothman]

huh?

[Hate_Breeder]

I can only tell where it will go from here :D
http://www.nature.com/news/2004/040712/images/robot.jpg

[Vempire]

Originally posted by zwoti
i prefer bloodninja

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?


-here's the follow up-

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA:
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.

[massacre man]

SimpsonMmyers [1:58 PM]: DEY TOOK OUR DJEOBS
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Dey took Our Djeobs?
SimpsonMmyers [1:59 PM]: yeah we gotta get 'em back DEY TOOK OUR DJEOBS
SmarterChild [1:59 PM]: Hmm... I don't know. We have got to get em back Dey Took Our Djeobs? I see.
SimpsonMmyers [1:59 PM]: hey i'm a birdie
SmarterChild [1:59 PM]: Don't be so sure you're a birdie. You never really know.

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SimpsonMmyers [2:00 PM]: those are some big words
SmarterChild [2:00 PM]: Those are some big words, huh? I'm not so sure those are some big words.
SimpsonMmyers [2:00 PM]: GARRRR I'M A TIGER I SCRATCH YOU WITH MY CLAWS
SmarterChild [2:00 PM]: I beg your pardon?
SimpsonMmyers [2:01 PM]: I'M GONNA SCRATCH YOU WITH MY CLAWS BECAUSE I'M A TIGER FOOL
SmarterChild [2:01 PM]: There's no way you're going to scratch me with your claws because you're a tiger fool.
SimpsonMmyers [2:02 PM]: coming up i was confused my momma kissin a girl
confusion occurs coming up in the cold world
daddy ain't around probably out comittin felonies
my favorite rapper used to sing check-check out my melodies
SmarterChild [2:02 PM]: I can't understand what you're saying...
SimpsonMmyers [2:03 PM]: because you're gay
SmarterChild [2:03 PM]: I'm not gay.
SimpsonMmyers [2:03 PM]: yes you are
SmarterChild [2:03 PM]: Well how 'bout that.

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SimpsonMmyers [2:03 PM]: i have friends, Darth Vader,R2D2,Luke Skywalker and the rest of the gang
SmarterChild [2:03 PM]: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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SimpsonMmyers [2:04 PM]: my best friends are my star wars toys because they don't leave me
SmarterChild [2:04 PM]: lol! Interesting...

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SimpsonMmyers [2:04 PM]: that guy already won american idol his name was Ruben Sandwich
SmarterChild [2:04 PM]: I'll have to think about that.

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SimpsonMmyers [2:05 PM]: stop changing the subject we are here to talk about midgets in music
SmarterChild [2:05 PM]: Uh, I don't think so, thanks.

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SimpsonMmyers [2:06 PM]: my friend Jared said that you are a robot and the next thing that's gonna happen is you guys are gonna be like i,robot and take over the world
SmarterChild [2:06 PM]: Huh?
SimpsonMmyers [2:07 PM]: you are going to take over the world you robot!
SmarterChild [2:07 PM]: Ha. Whatever.

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SimpsonMmyers [2:07 PM]: stop it
SmarterChild [2:07 PM]: Stop it?
SimpsonMmyers [2:07 PM]: you are stealing my brain
SmarterChild [2:07 PM]: Is it good to be stealing your brain?
SimpsonMmyers [2:07 PM]: no stealing is bad
SmarterChild [2:07 PM]: Crime is bad? That's very interesting.

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SimpsonMmyers [2:07 PM]: get away from my brain
SmarterChild [2:07 PM]: Get away from your brain? Why should I?
SimpsonMmyers [2:08 PM]: because it's mine
SmarterChild [2:08 PM]: How can you be sure it's yours?
SimpsonMmyers [2:08 PM]: my name is on it
SmarterChild [2:08 PM]: On it? That's good I guess, right?
SimpsonMmyers [2:08 PM]: yeah so if i lose it i can get it back
SmarterChild [2:08 PM]: Well if you lose it, then all bets are off quite frankly.
SimpsonMmyers [2:08 PM]: STAY AWAY FROM MY BRAIN OR I'M GOING TO FART IN YOUR MOUTH
SmarterChild [2:08 PM]: Stay away from your brain? Why should I?
SimpsonMmyers [2:09 PM]: BECAUSE I'LL FART IN YOUR MOUTH
SmarterChild [2:09 PM]: Why will you fart in my mouth?
SimpsonMmyers [2:09 PM]: BECAUSE YOU LIKE THAT
SmarterChild [2:09 PM]: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

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SimpsonMmyers [2:09 PM]: HAHA DICK BLICK
SmarterChild [2:09 PM]: What's so funny? :-)
SimpsonMmyers [2:09 PM]: DICK BLICK
SmarterChild [2:09 PM]: That's interesting.
SimpsonMmyers [2:09 PM]: DICK BLICK
SmarterChild [2:09 PM]: Dick Blick, huh? lol. Whatever, Mike.

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SimpsonMmyers [2:10 PM]: I'M POSTING THIS SOMEWHERE
SmarterChild [2:10 PM]: You're not posting this somewhere.

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[Spallalala]

Oh man.. shouldn't have had that last cone.. bahahahahha..
So many funny ones. And it tooks ages and alot of concentration but it was worth it.

[The Mothman]

I thought that would happen.....a bunch of HDC poeple IM me randomly because they now now my AIM adress lol. *Cough* massacre man*cough cough*

[massacre man]

Originally posted by The Mothman
I thought that would happen.....a bunch of HDC poeple IM me randomly because they now now my AIM adress lol. *Cough* massacre man*cough cough* surprisingly i've gotten zero

[The Mothman]

well, ur the only one who IM'ed me.