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Vodstok
03-21-2005, 08:04 AM
Yes, i got fucked again....
Im supposed to be programming my little white buns off today, but since i will be in classes for the rest of the week, my idiot boss decided that my time was going to be given to his little bootlick Jim today.
Why doies this piss mre off so mch? Because, if the roles were treversed, Jim would still get his time and i would be fucked.
And you want to know the best part? my programming time was not only taken away so he could fix computers (we already have a pc tech, i am the only c# ASP .Net guy in the company....)
The little cocksucker got in at 11:45.
He was supposed to be in at 8:30. And you know what the repecussions are for it? Notyhing. nada, Dick, Bupkus. NOTHING.
While in class htis next week, you better believ i will eb "networking" with people from other companies to see if i can land another job. The resume flood continues....
Marroe
03-21-2005, 08:27 AM
Soo, sounds like Jim is blowing the boss on his lunch break.
Originally posted by Marroe
Soo, sounds like Jim is blowing the boss on his lunch break.
There ya go Vod. Gives new meaning to getting aHEAD in business.
Don't feel bad...you could have this poor bastards job.
http://www.thebeeressentials.co.uk/images/taster.jpg
BEER TASTER for the brewery.
Vodstok
03-21-2005, 08:34 AM
You sound like my wife :)
yeah, he and the boss are freinds outside of work and that creates all kinds of great confilcts of interest.
Here is a story of how fucking brilliant he is:
A lady calle dup with a problem, Jim was having a hard time articulating what he wanted her to do . (i swear he is functionally illiterate... he believes that technical terminology isnt important, even though he repairs computers....)
so, he puts her on SPEAKER PHONE instead of hold and proceeds to call her a fucking moron. Needless to say, she heard him, got pissed, snapped at him and called her boss. He didnt realize she was gone for a couple of minutes. She told her boss, and all he ende dup having to do was apologize.
He should have been fired for it, but he sent an "im sorry" email and got off the hook, simply because he is freinds with the boss...
Vodstok
03-21-2005, 08:36 AM
Originally posted by newb
There ya go Vod. Gives new meaning to getting aHEAD in business.
Don't feel bad...you could have this poor bastards job.
http://www.thebeeressentials.co.uk/images/taster.jpg
BEER TASTER for the brewery. Oh heavans no.. Not that....
God, i bet he has to see what food it goes with and if it matches well with any cigars too.. poor fucker....
Maybe Jim would be more suited for this job.
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Marroe
03-21-2005, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
You sound like my wife :)
yeah, he and the boss are freinds outside of work and that creates all kinds of great confilcts of interest.
Here is a story of how fucking brilliant he is:
A lady calle dup with a problem, Jim was having a hard time articulating what he wanted her to do . (i swear he is functionally illiterate... he believes that technical terminology isnt important, even though he repairs computers....)
so, he puts her on SPEAKER PHONE instead of hold and proceeds to call her a fucking moron. Needless to say, she heard him, got pissed, snapped at him and called her boss. He didnt realize she was gone for a couple of minutes. She told her boss, and all he ende dup having to do was apologize.
He should have been fired for it, but he sent an "im sorry" email and got off the hook, simply because he is freinds with the boss... Hahaha..I called a customer an idiot once, and didn't have to apologize. But my boss agreed....the bitch was an idiot:)
allmykids
03-21-2005, 09:21 AM
I have a job for you!! After having this very painful surgery I could use someone to Rub my Back, Get My pop!!
Originally posted by allmykids
I have a job for you!! After having this very painful surgery I could use someone to Rub my Back, Get My pop!!
I'll rub your front.:D
allmykids
03-21-2005, 09:31 AM
Originally posted by newb
I'll rub your front.:D
Hay I'll take what I can Get!! You want to hear something funny?? As I am Sitting here Talking With you guys I Have a bag of ICE on my PLAYBOX!! It's all Brused and Swollen. The Ice Feels GOOD!! I'll bet that's more info than you wanted!! ;) That's the General area Where my Surgery was.
Originally posted by allmykids
Hay I'll take what I can Get!! You want to hear something funny?? As I am Sitting here Talking With you guys I Have a bag of ICE on my PLAYBOX!! It's all Brused and Swollen. The Ice Feels GOOD!! I'll bet that's more info than you wanted!! ;) That's the General area Where my Surgery was.
Here is a new ice cube tray for ya.
http://www.thepartypeople.com.au/products/images/prodImages/918.jpg
allmykids
03-21-2005, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by newb
Here is a new ice cube tray for ya.
http://www.thepartypeople.com.au/products/images/prodImages/918.jpg
OMG!! Now that's funny!!
AUSTIN316426808
03-22-2005, 02:11 AM
I've got a job opening!