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Chainsaw Guy
03-18-2005, 11:10 AM
15
juanhacko
03-18-2005, 11:14 AM
61--mucho anos!
urgeok
03-18-2005, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by juanhacko
61--mucho anos!
if i had've known you were here today i would have used larger type :)
The Mothman
03-18-2005, 11:41 AM
15........
taylorsmommy
03-18-2005, 11:58 AM
45
orangestar
03-18-2005, 12:04 PM
15...
...but only for 32 more days!
ItsAlive75
03-18-2005, 12:16 PM
20
The main demographic
juanhacko
03-18-2005, 12:30 PM
Only 61, not that far gone!
jay o2 waster
03-18-2005, 12:42 PM
18
LilMissScareAll
03-18-2005, 12:55 PM
21
Angra
03-18-2005, 12:57 PM
9
massacre man
03-18-2005, 01:01 PM
13
9 days til 14
Marroe
03-18-2005, 01:03 PM
22 in May
Sedated_replica
03-18-2005, 01:17 PM
20 bitches
Only a few more years untill suicide, J/K
filmmaker2
03-18-2005, 01:30 PM
37.
If you add the 3 and carry the 7, you've got...a bad back!
urgeok
03-18-2005, 01:37 PM
43 for a few more days
Sedated_replica
03-18-2005, 01:49 PM
Getting Old sucks ass... I wouldn't mind getting old if my stupid body didn't start falling apart.
urgeok
03-18-2005, 01:52 PM
lets see ..
shoulder falling apart,
bad knee
bad ankle
bad back
fingers usually mildly sprained
thanks god its all sports related ... not like i fell down the stairs drunk or something
Gren the cake
03-18-2005, 01:53 PM
20
Sedated_replica
03-18-2005, 01:56 PM
just recently my knee has been killing me and my back.
I don't even hardly do anything.... maybe that why. I'm only 20 and I feel 50.... God damn age
AUSTIN316426808
03-18-2005, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
lets see ..
shoulder falling apart,
bad knee
bad ankle
bad back
fingers usually mildly sprained
thanks god its all sports related ... not like i fell down the stairs drunk or something
my back is fucked but my knee isn't that bad.
what sport did you play?
Angra
03-18-2005, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
my back is fucked but my knee isn't that bad.
what sport did you play?
My guess would be Volleyball.:cool:
AUSTIN316426808
03-18-2005, 02:01 PM
I doubt he's got all that wrong with him from volleyball.
Marroe
03-18-2005, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
43 for a few more days my daddy turned 43 today:)
Gren the cake
03-18-2005, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Angra
My guess would be Volleyball.:cool:
if ur talkin bou urge, it IS volleyball!! (he still plays, i think)
Kitty
03-18-2005, 02:23 PM
13 gonna be 14 in august
i'm a virgian queen
urgeok
03-18-2005, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I doubt he's got all that wrong with him from volleyball.
that and baseball ...
urgeok
03-18-2005, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
my daddy turned 43 today:)
who's your daddy :)
urgeok
03-18-2005, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I doubt he's got all that wrong with him from volleyball.
you'd be suprised .. i play competative mens ... against guys that play university level ...
the ankle goes when you are hitting or blocking and some goof comes under the net and you step on his foot on the way down ...
your foot goes sideways and all of your weight lands on your turned ankle .. i've broken and sprained them each a number of times .. right ankle has a big screw holding it together ..
the knee .. repetative impact from all the jumping. I play centre position all the time in the frount so i'm constantly jumping - blocking and hitting.
Because i'm one of the better blockers i get hit in the hands a lot by guys who have over a 3 foot verticle - and they hit like locomotives .. most of the time my hands are all taped up.
my shoulder .. i ripped it years ago throwing a baseball too hard without warming up .. i've played baseball every summer and volleyball year round for years .. aggravating the same spot - never a break.
my back was actually throwing snow up and sideways a few too many times.
yep, shovelling snow is a sport in canada..
Kitty
03-18-2005, 02:50 PM
man i never knew that volleyball could be dangourous!!!!@#@$@$@$@$@$@$@$ that must hurt!
ItsAlive75
03-18-2005, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
you'd be suprised .. i play competative mens ... against guys that play university level ...
the ankle goes when you are hitting or blocking and some goof comes under the net and you step on his foot on the way down ...
your foot goes sideways and all of your weight lands on your turned ankle .. i've broken and sprained them each a number of times .. right ankle has a big screw holding it together ..
Yeah, my neighbor used to play volleyball and he would roll his ankle all the time.
Happens in basketball a shitload, too.
Kitty
03-18-2005, 03:25 PM
basketball hurts majorly!!!!!i kno from exsperiance!
AUSTIN316426808
03-18-2005, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
you'd be suprised .. i play competative mens ... against guys that play university level ...
the ankle goes when you are hitting or blocking and some goof comes under the net and you step on his foot on the way down ...
your foot goes sideways and all of your weight lands on your turned ankle .. i've broken and sprained them each a number of times .. right ankle has a big screw holding it together ..
the knee .. repetative impact from all the jumping. I play centre position all the time in the frount so i'm constantly jumping - blocking and hitting.
Because i'm one of the better blockers i get hit in the hands a lot by guys who have over a 3 foot verticle - and they hit like locomotives .. most of the time my hands are all taped up.
my shoulder .. i ripped it years ago throwing a baseball too hard without warming up .. i've played baseball every summer and volleyball year round for years .. aggravating the same spot - never a break.
my back was actually throwing snow up and sideways a few too many times.
yep, shovelling snow is a sport in canada..
I figured you just played volleyball for fun, If you play any sport competitively for awhile then you're going to come away with a few(if not more) broken down parts. I've broke my wrist and fracture my forearm and knee(all in one F'n play). Ever since then those same places have been aggravated over and over and probably wouldn't have lasted long if I'd have played college ball.
massacre man
03-18-2005, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
13 gonna be 14 in august
i'm a virgian queen you could at least spell right
Kitty
03-18-2005, 04:13 PM
Virgo
I'm a Virgian Queen
Not A Virgin Queen
massacre man
03-18-2005, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
Virgo
I'm a Virgian Queen
Not A Virgin Queen no you're just retarded
DraculaInDallas
03-18-2005, 04:31 PM
46 years old, body of a 60 year old!!!!
4 right knee surgeries
1 shoulder rotator cuff surgery
1 left hand surgery
3 broken right foot
1 herniated bulging disk in back
3 broken ribs
1 broken nose
numerous scraps, sprains and bruises
and I still can't give it up.....off to my Friday night adult ice hockey game in about an hour!!!!!!!!!
DraculaInDallas
03-18-2005, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
who's your daddy :)
That would be me, but Miss Marroe got the age wrong....I'm 46
:p :D
Marroe
03-18-2005, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
That would be me, but Miss Maroe got the age wrong....I'm 46
:p :D Sorry bout that
Happy birthday daddy draccy;) :p
DraculaInDallas
03-18-2005, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Sorry bout that
Happy birthday daddy draccy;) :p
:p ;) :D
Kitty
03-18-2005, 05:04 PM
:eek:WOW PPL ON HERE ARE OLD!:eek:
massacre man
03-18-2005, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
:eek:WOW PPL ON HERE ARE OLD!:eek: wow people here are stupid :eek: :eek:
Originally posted by massacre man
wow people here are stupid :eek: :eek:
Mama always did say stupid is as stupid does.
:D
I'm 41, feel like 81 and act like 21!
friday13thfan
03-18-2005, 05:34 PM
14.. 15 on june 2
Kitty
03-18-2005, 05:39 PM
holy shit i like totally forgot!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Thats like a major don't do!!!*makes a mental note to get friday something*
I really did forget friday:eek: Oh man
massacre man
03-18-2005, 06:02 PM
haha you get a present from kitty, friday haha!
Hate_Breeder
03-18-2005, 06:03 PM
15
Kitty
03-18-2005, 06:04 PM
so well i get ppl presents but it all depense on what they want guns,and anything really expensive are off the list on what to buy!
Hate_Breeder
03-18-2005, 06:06 PM
Buy me a bong
massacre man
03-18-2005, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
Buy me a bong buy me a thong
Hate_Breeder
03-18-2005, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
buy me a thong
But i already bought you 4 last year :(
You really need to learn that you cant poop through a G-String...
Kitty
03-18-2005, 06:14 PM
Sorry only ppl i know but hb i can make an exsption for.Friday13thfan and some other ppl might get a present shit friday what did you want..man i have to make a list!hb bong...hey hb whats a bong?
Hate_Breeder
03-18-2005, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
Sorry only ppl i know but hb i can make an exsption for.Friday13thfan and some other ppl might get a present shit friday what did you want..man i have to make a list!hb bong...hey hb whats a bong?
Thank you darling. Nevermind about the bong.
Elvis_Christ
03-18-2005, 06:18 PM
I'm 25..... 26 in September :eek: I'm getting way to close to 30 for my liking.
massacre man
03-18-2005, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Kitty
Sorry only ppl i know but hb i can make an exsption for.Friday13thfan and some other ppl might get a present shit friday what did you want..man i have to make a list!hb bong...hey hb whats a bong? it's a type of cancer
Kitty
03-18-2005, 06:19 PM
okay i don't by diseases either cd's videos,videogames and stuff like that i do buy!
Hate_Breeder
03-18-2005, 06:22 PM
If you found a Crow dvd, that would be nice.
Id probably pay you for it even
Kitty
03-18-2005, 06:24 PM
how much $ are we talking about?
friday13thfan
03-18-2005, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
haha you get a present from kitty, friday haha!
*puts gun to head* farewell all *bang*;)
Kitty
03-18-2005, 06:25 PM
now look what you did mm
massacre man
03-18-2005, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by Hate_Breeder
If you found a Crow dvd, that would be nice.
Id probably pay you for it even http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=617&item=6378663440&rd=1
ChEEbA
03-18-2005, 07:12 PM
24.
ShankS
03-19-2005, 12:33 AM
32
ChEEbA
03-19-2005, 12:35 AM
32 is my favourite number...
Marroe
03-19-2005, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
32 is my favourite number... whysat?
The_Return
03-19-2005, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by friday13thfan
14.. 15 on june 2
You're a month and 1 day older than me
bloody_ribcut
03-19-2005, 09:32 PM
23
ChEEbA
03-19-2005, 11:02 PM
whysat?
Ummm....kinda lame story...
I was six years old, and back in school. In our class, the former students of the previous year had done picture drawings of numbers 1-10 and hung them side by side along the roof, each of them having a different theme. Yknow standard kiddy shit, beaches, animals, space, candy...that kinda deal.
Number 4 was the space one...cool rocketships and stuff, stars, a crescent moon, a black hole - yeah...I was a kid, and I fucking loved that picture, every day in class I'd sit somewhere behind this picture and just not pay attention, stare at the picture instead thinking six y.o. space-type thoughts.
So, we've established that I liked this picture quite a lot then?
When I turned seven, by some childlike logic...I decided that maybe my favourite number should have a "birthday" of sorts too, so...from then on, I doubled it.
So, 8 was my new favourite number for a year.
Then it was 16 the next year at the age of eight, and when I turned nine, it became 32.
At some point when I was nine, I entered a school raffle of sorts, using my favourite number, 32...I can't remember exactly how it worked, but I was one of the winners.
I won matchbox cars and chocolate, spinning tops and the like, and coincidentally, among he prizes was a pack of glow in the dark "space" kinda shapes, yknow, stars, planets, moons and the like...it was fucking great.
Even as a kid, this seemed crazy coincidental...not to mention it was the first of these "favourite" numbers to have any luck about it...so...I just never moved up to 64.
My favourite number has since remained 32.
- B.
allmykids
03-20-2005, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by friday13thfan
14.. 15 on june 2
Cool I will be in PA. The 5th of APRIL. I'll Have to give you your b-day present Early. That way I can do it in person!! I Can't wait to meet All you Guys!! "IT'S ALMOST TIME"!! 17 More days !!!! :D
allmykids
03-20-2005, 01:16 AM
Oh Shit I forgot I'm 40. I Think I was trying to forget. I don't act my age. I'm Always being told to grow up!! Well Screw That!!
:D
ShankS
03-20-2005, 08:29 AM
Originally posted by allmykids
Oh Shit I forgot I'm 40. I Think I was trying to forget. I don't act my age. I'm Always being told to grow up!! Well Screw That!!
:D
a Uk saying.... Life begins at 40
... so mess about all you want. :D
kung-fu-jesus
03-20-2005, 11:26 AM
17
people here are old, but thats good. they can give references to great old flicks.
respect your elders or kick there asses, your choice.
barbra
03-20-2005, 11:30 AM
06/19/1982
kung-fu-jesus
03-20-2005, 11:51 AM
WTF
barbra
03-20-2005, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by kung-fu-jesus
WTF wasn't I a cute baby?
kung-fu-jesus
03-20-2005, 12:00 PM
that was seriously you, damn if so i feel sorry for your mama
barbra
03-20-2005, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by kung-fu-jesus
that was seriously you, damn if so i feel sorry for your mama Sure it was me! Anyways, I came out of her vagina and I was more of a tube shape. I think it was an easy birth.
kung-fu-jesus
03-20-2005, 12:07 PM
your eyes were fucked
massacre man
03-20-2005, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by barbra
Sure it was me! Anyways, I came out of her vagina and I was more of a tube shape. I think it was an easy birth. i see a red x
FairyKorpes
03-20-2005, 12:59 PM
Fucking meanies. Nothing is sacred!
Sedated_replica
03-20-2005, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Fucking meanies. Nothing is sacred!
Kids these days.... [runs away]
Angra
03-20-2005, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Fucking meanies. Nothing is sacred!
Who are you talking to? Barbra or the guys?
Sedated_replica
03-20-2005, 01:09 PM
I believe it would be that whore barbra
Angra
03-20-2005, 01:09 PM
Why?
Sedated_replica
03-20-2005, 01:10 PM
She fucking posted a picture of a poor handicap child. Thats even fucked up to me
massacre man
03-20-2005, 01:12 PM
i see it now that's just mean
orangestar
03-20-2005, 01:14 PM
was there ever a doubt about barbra being a fucked up whore?
theshadow
03-20-2005, 01:15 PM
i'm 44. another old one
Angra
03-20-2005, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
She fucking posted a picture of a poor handicap child. Thats even fucked up to me
Yeah, but what if it actually is her? What´s the problem then?
In that case the only problem i see is people making fun of others looks and physics right in their faces, without thinking or caring about the other peoples feelings. I really despise that kind of humor.
:mad:
Sedated_replica
03-20-2005, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by Angra
Yeah, but what if it actually is her? What´s the problem then?
In that case the only problem i see is people making fun of others looks and physics right in their faces, without thinking or caring about other peoples feelings. I really despise that kind of humor.
:mad:
Yeeeaaa.... I agree with that 99% of the time
kung-fu-jesus
03-20-2005, 01:43 PM
if its her it would be the other 1 precent
FairyKorpes
03-20-2005, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by Angra
Yeah, but what if it actually is her? What´s the problem then?
In that case the only problem i see is people making fun of others looks and physics right in their faces, without thinking or caring about the other peoples feelings. I really despise that kind of humor.
:mad:
Give me a fucking break " what if it actually is her" . It was posted for the same reason that all the other tasteless pics are posted. In hopes of getting a few laughs.
urgeok
03-20-2005, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by orangestar
was there ever a doubt about barbra being a fucked up whore?
i really wouldnt call anyone a whore ...
but she's an idiot.
the ignore function is a wonderful thing folks ..i'm loving it.
kung-fu-jesus
03-20-2005, 02:43 PM
best invention next to tivo.
vampire queen
03-21-2005, 06:22 PM
*sighs*
29 really too close to 30 for my liking, but then again, never thought I'd live this long.......
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-21-2005, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
i really wouldnt call anyone a whore ...
but she's an idiot.
the ignore function is a wonderful thing folks ..i'm loving it.
I love barbra because she makes me look good. I hope she never leaves.
urgeok
03-21-2005, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I love barbra because she makes me look good. I hope she never leaves.
trust me .. you can look good all on your own ...
Angra
03-21-2005, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I love barbra because she makes me look good. I hope she never leaves.
Don´t think she ever will.;)
:rolleyes:
dantehorrorfan
04-26-2005, 01:28 PM
im 16 ill be 17 soon.....
urgeok
04-26-2005, 01:44 PM
i was 43 when i did this last ... i'm 44 now.
Angra
04-26-2005, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
i was 43 when i did this last ... i'm 44 now.
theshadow
04-26-2005, 08:16 PM
i'll be 45 soon..if it makes you feel better
DraculaInDallas
04-26-2005, 08:32 PM
XXXXVI
barbra
04-26-2005, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by orangestar
was there ever a doubt about barbra being a fucked up whore? jesus, thats a pretty harsh assumption
mothermold
04-26-2005, 10:30 PM
28.and still play with toys.:D
Angra
04-26-2005, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by mothermold
28.and still play with toys.:D
Yeah, but what KIND of toys?;)
Preacher
04-27-2005, 12:35 AM
24 but I feel much older than that.
Too stressed out all the time.
Ash x
tom-tom
04-27-2005, 12:38 AM
17
ShankS
04-27-2005, 01:38 AM
Approximately 39 days and 10 hours older, than when this thread was started.
urgeok
04-27-2005, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
XXXXVI
hey, didnt you forget an X ? :D
bloodrayne
04-27-2005, 02:09 AM
36....But, everybody already knows that ;)
horror_master
04-29-2005, 11:34 AM
I'm 20 going 21 in November
crippler666
04-29-2005, 06:08 PM
33