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fannyface
03-18-2005, 05:44 AM
Horror Top Trumps:D
Vodstok
03-18-2005, 05:49 AM
Large Breasts. I think i may have been a little shy about this in the past, so i figured i would speak up on it :)
ShankS
03-18-2005, 05:55 AM
these forums.
zwoti
03-18-2005, 05:57 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
these forums.
touché
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 06:05 AM
that place right between a persons shoulder and neck. Feet.;)
AUSTIN316426808
03-18-2005, 06:10 AM
lips
urgeok
03-18-2005, 06:15 AM
lips, legs, stomach, back, butt, neck, ankles, the part that can't be named .... etc...
i like breasts - but they arent a fetish
Vodstok
03-18-2005, 06:17 AM
They are fo rme... My first girlfreind in highschool called me "BFM". (Breast Fetsih Man)
She was a rather busty girl, and i place a great deal of blame on her. If i hadnt enjoyed hers so much, i may not have developed such a fixation.
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 06:24 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
They are fo rme... My first girlfreind in highschool called me "BFM". (Breast Fetsih Man)
She was a rather busty girl, and i place a great deal of blame on her. If i hadnt enjoyed hers so much, i may not have developed such a fixation.
Go get yourself some implants and then you can play with them all day long. Just be careful a co worker doesn't see you fondling yourself. That would probanly a very uneasy feeling for the second party involved. LOL:p
urgeok
03-18-2005, 06:26 AM
vod with implants.
i dont often use the word 'unsavory'
but it just popped into my mind.
Vodstok
03-18-2005, 06:28 AM
Unfortunately i dont care much for fake breasts, plus i dont imagine i would care for hairy ones very much either. I am too lazy to shave my face every day, so it's not like i would be grooming my moobs all that often.
ENTITY2000
03-18-2005, 06:33 AM
i like kisses sweet slow sensual kisses
all over my body.:D :p
urgeok
03-18-2005, 06:34 AM
even your bum ?
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 06:36 AM
ice cubes and whip cream, thats the ticket!;) :D
ENTITY2000
03-18-2005, 06:39 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
even your bum ?
around it like on the lower part of my back
and the upper part of my thighs, a little tongue
to give it that extra tickle is so erotic.:)
AUSTIN316426808
03-18-2005, 06:42 AM
Originally posted by ENTITY2000
around it like on the lower part of my back
and the upper part of my thighs, a little tongue
to give it that extra tickle is so erotic.:)
Alllllllllllllllllllllllllll Righty Then
urgeok
03-18-2005, 06:42 AM
Originally posted by ENTITY2000
around it like on the lower part of my back
and the upper part of my thighs, a little tongue
to give it that extra tickle is so erotic.:)
i sure hope you're female ! hahahahahah !!!
Vodstok
03-18-2005, 06:43 AM
The differance between erotic and kinky (not my creation)
Erotic is sex using a feather
Kinky is sex using the whole chicken.
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 06:45 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
The differance between erotic and kinky (not my creation)
Erotic is sex using a feather
Kinky is sex using the whole chicken.
I did that one time with the chicken but it gave me goosebumps LOL.
I feel dumb as hell for saying that now.
Ya'll just forget it.:D
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 06:47 AM
btw, I was jokin for real.:)
urgeok
03-18-2005, 06:47 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
The differance between erotic and kinky (not my creation)
Erotic is sex using a feather
Kinky is sex using the whole chicken.
so the difference between kinky and sick would be :
Kinky - the whole chicken
Sick - your dad in a chicken suit.
AUSTIN316426808
03-18-2005, 06:48 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
The differance between erotic and kinky (not my creation)
Erotic is sex using a feather
Kinky is sex using the whole chicken.
please tell me those are metaphors.
ENTITY2000
03-18-2005, 06:50 AM
all woman, not the chicken the only time when fetish
and chicken go together is when i'm finished enjoying
all that good luv'n and get hungry, then i might eat some
chicken.
zwoti
03-18-2005, 06:51 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
so the difference between kinky and sick would be :
Kinky - the whole chicken
Sick - your dad in a chicken suit.
it's a day job (http://www.subservientchicken.com/)
urgeok
03-18-2005, 07:22 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
it's a day job (http://www.subservientchicken.com/)
i said upside down - and it didnt do anything ..
stupid chicken
AUSTIN316426808
03-18-2005, 07:33 AM
LOL, that idiot really punched himself.
ShankS
03-18-2005, 07:34 AM
I once knew a girl, her batteries in her dildo ran out.... she was using it whilst sitting on a vibrating washing machine on full spin, the nearest thing to hand was the fridge, so she carried on with a cold chicken leg.
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 07:35 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
so the difference between kinky and sick would be :
Kinky - the whole chicken
Sick - your dad in a chicken suit.
And the difference between sick and just plain ole nasty would be:
Sick-Your dad in a chicken suit
Nasty-Your dad in a chicken suit, doing a strip dance on the kitchen table for your mom.
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
I once knew a girl, her batteries in her dildo ran out.... she was using it whilst sitting on a vibrating washing machine on full spin, the nearest thing to hand was the fridge, so she carried on with a cold chicken leg.
Was this girl tripping on ACID dude?:confused:
urgeok
03-18-2005, 07:37 AM
Sick-Your dad in a chicken suit
Gross-Your dad in a chicken suit, doing a strip dance on the kitchen table for the whole family
urgeok
03-18-2005, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
I once knew a girl, her batteries in her dildo ran out.... she was using it whilst sitting on a vibrating washing machine on full spin, the nearest thing to hand was the fridge, so she carried on with a cold chicken leg.
chicken n fish :D
i've heard the washing machine deal before ..
girls are lucky - they can get off anywhere anytime ..
motorcycle, water circulation valve on a swimming pool, showerhead, etc
a little tougher to hide what a guy has to do ..
'uhhhm, i'm starting my gas lawnmower'
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
Sick-Your dad in a chicken suit
Gross-Your dad in a chicken suit, doing a strip dance on the kitchen table for the whole family
I'd just say "Dad, Get a fuckin life". Then as fast as I could I would RUN out of the damn room. Ugh!:eek: :)
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 07:42 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
chicken n fish :D
i've heard the washing machine deal before ..
girls are lucky - they can get off anywhere anytime ..
motorcycle, water circulation valve on a swimming pool, showerhead, etc
a little tougher to hide what a guy has to do ..
'uhhhm, i'm starting my gas lawnmower'
Not easy as you think. You guys can use Vacuum cleaners, do it while sitting at a table under the table etc. It takes us a lot of time and effort................................sometimes.;) :D
zwoti
03-18-2005, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by babygirl20
Not easy as you think. You guys can use Vacuum cleaners, do it while sitting at a table under the table etc.
looks dangerous :p
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/vacuum-cleaner-diagram.jpg
urgeok
03-18-2005, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by babygirl20
Not easy as you think. You guys can use Vacuum cleaners, do it while sitting at a table under the table
thats a one way - incredibly embarrasing - ticket to the emergency ward right there..
and no shanks, i havent tried it :D
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 07:48 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
thats a one way - incredibly embarrasing - ticket to the emergency ward right there..
and no shanks, i havent tried it :D
It was just a thought. If I was a dude, I'd do it just to see what it was like. J/K. LMAO bout the vacuum pic. That was totally what was needed at the time.!:D
urgeok
03-18-2005, 07:53 AM
Originally posted by babygirl20
It was just a thought. If I was a dude, I'd do it just to see what it was like. J/K. LMAO bout the vacuum pic. That was totally what was needed at the time.!:D
look ...
i'm not bigger than average ... but there is no way its fitting into a small metal tube ...
and thats really not the kind of suction that would feel good .. trust me
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
look ...
i'm not bigger than average ... but there is no way its fitting into a small metal tube ...
and thats really not the kind of suction that would feel good .. trust me
LMAO!!!! Try a pillow!J/K;)
It's much softer.
ShankS
03-18-2005, 08:00 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
and no shanks, i havent tried it :D
I bet you've thought about what it could be like, or considered it.:p
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
I bet you've thought about what it could be like, or considered it.:p
ShankS, have you done it or thought about it...............tell us the truth.;) :D :p
urgeok
03-18-2005, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
I bet you've thought about what it could be like, or considered it.:p
not a chance ...
when i was old enough to even ponder it .. i had a very adventurous girlfriend. I was extremely lucky ..
no liver, no pie, no hollowed out melons, no family dinner turkey.. nothing artifical.
the other 'wreckless youth' thing i never did was screw in a car ...
i had my own place since i was 17 ...
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 08:04 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
not a chance ...
when i was old enough to even ponder it .. i had a very adventurous girlfriend. I was extremely lucky ..
no liver, no pie, no hollowed out melons, no family dinner turkey.. nothing artifical.
the other 'wreckless youth' thing i never did was screw in a car ...
i had my own place since i was 17 ...
If you had your own place, then why on earth did you screw in a car. It's so uncomfortable!;)
urgeok
03-18-2005, 08:06 AM
Originally posted by babygirl20
If you had your own place, then why on earth did you screw in a car. It's so uncomfortable!;)
reread what i said ...
ShankS
03-18-2005, 08:06 AM
Originally posted by babygirl20
If you had your own place, then why on earth did you screw in a car. It's so uncomfortable!;)
go back and read his reply lol;)
ShankS
03-18-2005, 08:07 AM
Originally posted by babygirl20
ShankS, have you done it or thought about it...............tell us the truth.;) :D :p
nope, nope and take me to a lie detector test.
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 08:09 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
reread what i said ...
Got it, guess my mind wuz in the gutter, sorry!:)
ItsAlive75
03-18-2005, 08:10 AM
Girls with hammers....:confused:
Yeah, but seriously, sex while people are in the next room. That's always fun, dunno if it's a fetish.
ShankS
03-18-2005, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
.......
i had my own place since i was 17 ...
was an impressionable teenager, with his own place and no one to see what he's upto...lonely nights all on your own, and that vacuum just sitting there waiting for action, cos it never got used for the carpets....you liar :D :p
urgeok
03-18-2005, 08:13 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
was an impressionable teenager, with his own place and no one to see what he's upto...lonely nights all on your own, and that vacuum just sitting there waiting for action, cos it never got used for the carpets....you liar :D :p
hahahahah .. wanker !! what 17 year old on his own has or can afford a vacuum :)
as if thats a priority when your furnitire is cardboard boxes :)
i'd post a pic of my 'vacuum cleaner' but it would get erased by a mod :)
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
hahahahah .. wanker !! what 17 year old on his own has or can afford a vacuum :)
as if thats a priority when your furnitire is cardboard boxes :)
i'd post a pic of my 'vacuum cleaner' but it would get erased by a mod :)
You borrowed one from your mom. Thats the most logical answer. Bet she wondered what you had done spilled on the carpet when she got it back and had to clean the bag out!;)
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
hahahahah .. wanker !! what 17 year old on his own has or can afford a vacuum :)
as if thats a priority when your furnitire is cardboard boxes :)
i'd post a pic of my 'vacuum cleaner' but it would get erased by a mod :)
OHMIGOD, you have a pocket--------!!!!! Or is it a pump?:D :p
Is whipped cream a fetish?
http://www.pronetcomponents.com/subsites/dolores/images/outtake_1.jpg
ItsAlive75
03-18-2005, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by newb
Is whipped cream a fetish?
http://www.pronetcomponents.com/subsites/dolores/images/outtake_1.jpg
You fool! Those are spider eggs!!!
Get her out of there!!!
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by newb
Is whipped cream a fetish?
http://www.pronetcomponents.com/subsites/dolores/images/outtake_1.jpg
It is to me. And it just tastes so damn good!;)
ShankS
03-18-2005, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
i'd post a pic of my 'vacuum cleaner' but it would get erased by a mod :)
cos the tube is full of crusty you know what still.... you dirty bugger, still not washed it after all these years, sentiment eh? can't let go of those good ol' kinky experimental days..
hahhaah :D :p ;)
urgeok
03-18-2005, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by babygirl20
You borrowed one from your mom. Thats the most logical answer. Bet she wondered what you had done spilled on the carpet when she got it back and had to clean the bag out!;)
borrowed from my mom ? ha, thats a laugh.
no, u didnt have to change the bag on my vacuum :)
(she was a spitter though ! :D )
urgeok
03-18-2005, 08:20 AM
Originally posted by newb
Is whipped cream a fetish?
http://www.pronetcomponents.com/subsites/dolores/images/outtake_1.jpg
whipped cream, and other delights :)
zwoti
03-18-2005, 08:21 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
i'd post a pic of my 'vacuum cleaner' but it would get erased by a mod :)
Herb Albert....I betcha we are the only two here who would know what we are talking about.
urgeok
03-18-2005, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
cos the tube is full of crusty you know what still.... you dirty bugger, still not washed it after all these years, sentiment eh? can't let go of those good ol' kinky experimental days..
hahhaah :D :p ;)
they laughed at me in london, they laughed ay me in prague !!!
i'll show you, i'll show you all !!!!!!!!!
urgeok
03-18-2005, 08:24 AM
Originally posted by newb
Herb Albert....I betcha we are the only two here who would know what we are talking about.
i have about 12 albums .. maybe more .... classic !!
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
they laughed at me in london, they laughed ay me in prague !!!
i'll show you, i'll show you all !!!!!!!!!
Show me!!!!! Show me!!!!;)
Originally posted by babygirl20
Show me!!!!! Show me!!!!;)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/manf.gif
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by newb
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/manf.gif
What a total let down. Why would you do that?:( :)
urgeok
03-18-2005, 08:36 AM
we cant show the trouser snake here .
one guy did .. ruined it for the rest of us
zwoti
03-18-2005, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
we cant show the trouser snake here .
one guy did .. ruined it for the rest of us
http://www.imgmag.net/images/adrian13/FARK/trouser_snake.jpg
urgeok
03-18-2005, 08:52 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
http://www.imgmag.net/images/adrian13/FARK/trouser_snake.jpg
that one has 2 eyes !
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
that one has 2 eyes !
Please don't ban me for this but.............
It doesn't turn purple and vomit either.;)
zwoti
03-18-2005, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
that one has 2 eyes !
you try searching for trouser snake and find something you can post
filmmaker2
03-18-2005, 08:56 AM
A Trouser Snake does not compare to a Water Wamba.
A Water Mamba is like the Creature from the Black Lagoon, but more linear (i.e., it's easier to understand what he's getting at).
urgeok
03-18-2005, 08:56 AM
ahhh yes, makin' the bald man puke ..
AUSTIN316426808
03-18-2005, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by babygirl20
Please don't ban me for this but.............
It doesn't turn purple and vomit either.;)
why would you be banned for this?
urgeok
03-18-2005, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
you try searching for trouser snake and find something you can post
ahahahahahah,
so how many fleshy friends did you have to wade through first ? :)
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
why would you be banned for this?
Don't know, don't know what gets you banned from this site.:confused:
AUSTIN316426808
03-18-2005, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by babygirl20
Don't know, don't know what gets you banned from this site.:confused:
certainly not the minor statement you made trust me.
zwoti
03-18-2005, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
ahahahahahah,
so how many fleshy friends did you have to wade through first ? :)
who said that http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/blindsm.gif
urgeok
03-18-2005, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by babygirl20
Don't know, don't know what gets you banned from this site.:confused:
death threats get you booted.
also if you havent posted a suggestive picture of yourself .. eventually you'll get the boot.
zwoti
03-18-2005, 09:05 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
death threats get you booted.
also if you havent posted a suggestive picture of yourself .. eventually you'll get the boot.
good thing stupidity isn't on the list
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 09:05 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
death threats get you booted.
also if you havent posted a suggestive picture of yourself .. eventually you'll get the boot.
I'll post a naked pic of myself as soon as I actually become sane.;)
urgeok
03-18-2005, 09:07 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
good thing stupidity isn't on the list
yeah, it would be pretty thin in here ...
2 or 3 people wandering aimlessly around, sidestepping the tumbleweed :)
babygirl20
03-18-2005, 09:10 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
yeah, it would be pretty thin in here ...
2 or 3 people wandering aimlessly around, sidestepping the tumbleweed :)
LMAO!!! R U talking about me?:D
ShankS
03-18-2005, 10:40 AM
could well be.
Haunted
03-18-2005, 11:02 AM
Vacuous.
Sedated_replica
03-18-2005, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by fannyface
Horror Top Trumps:D
Who else didn't see this coming??
Those cards are lame
Marroe
03-18-2005, 01:59 PM
fetishes? I'm not sure if this is a fetish, But I have always looooooved a mans arms. Not like huge muscular arms or anything.....Just nice arms. I also like a nice voice......those things do more for me than anything:D
AUSTIN316426808
03-18-2005, 02:03 PM
I'm curious...what makes a nice arm?
Sedated_replica
03-18-2005, 02:04 PM
Hey, I have arms..... and I can talk... I know, I know, I'm soooo sexy :)
Just in case you don't know.... that was joke... But I do have some sexy ass arms...:D
Marroe
03-18-2005, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I'm curious...what makes a nice arm? Umm... Some guys have funky arms...some have nice arms. I can't explain!!!!!!!!!:mad:
I'm sure some of the other girls know what I'm talking about
Gren the cake
03-18-2005, 02:08 PM
i like a nice voice. a deep one, kinda raspy. also, how he speaks. speaks clearly, well, can yell if he needs to (with me, he better be able to yell) and more importantly, a booming laugh.
Marroe
03-18-2005, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Hey, I have arms..... and I can talk... I know, I know, I'm soooo sexy :)
Just in case you don't know.... that was joke... But I do have some sexy ass arms...:D Post a pic of them! all the guys should get in on this:D
Sedated_replica
03-18-2005, 02:11 PM
Does being able sing mean you have nice voice?
Marroe
03-18-2005, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Does being able sing mean you have nice voice? You have a nice voice....from what I could hear that is:p
Sedated_replica
03-18-2005, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
You have a nice voice....from what I could hear that is:p
Sweet! now all I need is some arms :cool:
Gren the cake
03-18-2005, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Does being able sing mean you have nice voice?
depends, theres some peopel that have excelletn talent when it comes to singing but just arent born with a pleasant voice
kinda like ladies who have bautiful hair and can become hair models, but the face is all messed up. or vice versa.
and marroe is right - show us the arms!!!
Sedated_replica
03-18-2005, 02:19 PM
What I don't get is when girls say "Oh, he has a nice ass". what? why would it matter if a guy had a nice ass? Shouldn't it be the other way around?
urgeok
03-18-2005, 02:23 PM
i'm not showing my arms, you dirty little girls !!!
how about some nuts ?
Marroe
03-18-2005, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
i'm not showing my arms, you dirty little girls !!!
how about some nuts ? We've seen enough nuts!....show the ARMS!!!
urgeok
03-18-2005, 02:25 PM
i just have 2 little green pipe cleaners
Sedated_replica
03-18-2005, 02:28 PM
How do you like that ladies... oh yeah.... come to think about it. My arms look alittle weird.... :eek:
Marroe
03-18-2005, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
How do you like that ladies... oh yeah.... come to think about it. My arms look alittle weird.... :eek: Pretty nice from that angle
Gren the cake
03-18-2005, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
What I don't get is when girls say "Oh, he has a nice ass". what? why would it matter if a guy had a nice ass? Shouldn't it be the other way around?
well think about it this way, what if a guy had an UNNICE ass. know what im sayin?
like kinda lardy and shit. anyways its awesome when the couple each has nice asses. kinda like in dumb and dumber
"ok so were gonna go to the .. Holy moly look at the ass on that'
'yeh... he must work out'
i want to bite that arm.
Sedated_replica
03-18-2005, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Pretty nice from that angle
This is very odd... But I'll take that anyway. Thanks.
Marroe
03-18-2005, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
This is very odd... But I'll take that anyway. Thanks. Well, I guess I'M a little odd
ItsAlive75
03-18-2005, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by Gren the cake
well think about it this way, what if a guy had an UNNICE ass. know what im sayin?
Well judge if you want, but beyond this link is my ass (covered of course).
It's a big pic.
http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~wmcinern/DSCN1796.JPG
Marroe
03-18-2005, 03:49 PM
where'd your hair go?
ItsAlive75
03-18-2005, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
where'd your hair go?
It was in my swimming days....
Wait, no. It was over the summer and I was being a dumbass and wanted to try something new.
Marroe
03-18-2005, 04:47 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
It was in my swimming days....
Wait, no. It was over the summer and I was being a dumbass and wanted to try something new. so you have hair now? Wait til you get old to be bald
Gren the cake
03-18-2005, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Well judge if you want, but beyond this link is my ass (covered of course).
It's a big pic.
http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~wmcinern/DSCN1796.JPG
BWAHAHAH! b0mb
urgeok
03-18-2005, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Well judge if you want, but beyond this link is my ass (covered of course).
It's a big pic.
http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~wmcinern/DSCN1796.JPG
man, you guys in the computer club have the wackiest meetings !! :D