Peace Offering From The Villain Wickerman

[Wickerman]

Ok look, I know you guys hate my guts and probably will make silly jokes about this but here goes... how bout we stop insulting each other and discuss horror movies. I have a lot of knowledge to offer and im sure all of you have knowledge to pass on to me as well. Instead of stupid insult contests we could have horror discussions. God knows I can fight like a switchblade but id rather not if I have the opportunity. I only fight in self defense. So what do you guys say? Lets let bygones be bygones and discuss whats coming out, whats good and bad, some undiscovered gems, etc. Consider this a diplomatic peace offering, im 33 and too old to be insulting a bunch of people. Your choice.....

[barbra]

there are 4 or 5 around here that hate me as well, but you must really care what these kids think about you. If your having trouble with people telling you to fuck off, you should try not coming back at them. Really, what does it matter if some fuck faced loser in canada hates you? the worst they can do is talk shit or ignore you. I think most people here will give you the benifit of the doubt, if you know something share it and if they don't appreciate it then a visitor will. Its not everyone here who actually gets worked up over stupid shit. 1/2 the time Im sure its just humor getting lost between their heads and the screen.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Wickerman
Ok look, I know you guys hate my guts and probably will make silly jokes about this but here goes... how bout we stop insulting each other and discuss horror movies. I have a lot of knowledge to offer and im sure all of you have knowledge to pass on to me as well. Instead of stupid insult contests we could have horror discussions. God knows I can fight like a switchblade but id rather not if I have the opportunity. I only fight in self defense. So what do you guys say? Lets let bygones be bygones and discuss whats coming out, whats good and bad, some undiscovered gems, etc. Consider this a diplomatic peace offering, im 33 and too old to be insulting a bunch of people. Your choice.....

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by Wickerman
Instead of stupid insult contests we could have horror discussions. God knows I can fight like a switchblade but id rather not if I have the opportunity.

We talk about horror here and we also make fun of others. I make fun of myself. Who cares.

This forum is about horror movies but its also suppose to be fun. Thats why its the best forum on the net.

[Wickerman]

You make sense Barbra ill give you that. Its just that I see myself a lot antagonizing these kids when a 33 year old shouldnt act that way and its gonna stop. We could all learn from each other...wouldnt that be better than 3rd grade insults?

[Elvis_Christ]

Fuck 'em Wickerman if people give you shit give it back 'cause there's some real fucking assholes on this forum.

[barbra]

Originally posted by Wickerman
You make sense Barbra ill give you that. Its just that I see myself a lot antagonizing these kids when a 33 year old shouldnt act that way and its gonna stop. We could all learn from each other...wouldnt that be better than 3rd grade insults? there are lots of old people here.. not saying 33 is old or anything

[Gren the cake]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
This forum is about horror movies but its also suppose to be fun. Thats why its the best forum on the net.
werd :cool:

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Wickerman
Its just that I see myself a lot antagonizing these kids when a 33 year old shouldnt act that way and its gonna stop.


I know of three people here over 40(and there's probably more) and a bunch of people in their 30s and if you think about it since you're only 33 someone 20 something isn't really a kid. Point is there's plenty of mature and sensible people here that know alot about horror and other things as well and if you'd just ease up a bit then everything would probably be cool.

[filmmaker2]

(Filmmaker2 wanders into the room, half asleep, drinking a bloody mary made with mango-infused vodka.)

What the fuck are you people screaming about? It's like some people's bedtimes, you know.

Hammer films suck. I'm watching Paul Naschy.

(Takes disc out of the DVD player and replaces it with a better movie.)

[FairyKorpes]

There is a handful of each and range, a mixing bowl if you will fuck i forgot to take the garbage out.

Where was i, oh and i don't think anyone "hates" on here, there is a general sense of humor that is similar, and those that can take it -come on in- those that can't.....well..... are no fun lol.

Just relax dude, that's the main thing lol.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
There is a handful of each and range, a mixing bowl if you will fuck i forgot to take the garbage out.

Where was i, oh and i don't think anyone "hates" on here, there is a general sense of humor that is similar, and those that can take it -come on in- those that can't.....well..... are no fun lol.

Just relax dude, that's the main thing lol. Inhale.............exhale. *ahhh

[Angra]

Originally posted by Wickerman
Ok look, I know you guys hate my guts and probably will make silly jokes about this but here goes... how bout we stop insulting each other and discuss horror movies. I have a lot of knowledge to offer and im sure all of you have knowledge to pass on to me as well. Instead of stupid insult contests we could have horror discussions. God knows I can fight like a switchblade but id rather not if I have the opportunity. I only fight in self defense. So what do you guys say? Lets let bygones be bygones and discuss whats coming out, whats good and bad, some undiscovered gems, etc. Consider this a diplomatic peace offering, im 33 and too old to be insulting a bunch of people. Your choice.....



Sure, we can let bygones be bygones. Just don´t ever call yourself champion of horror again.

You´re nothing.

[Gren the cake]

breathe, stretch, shake, let it go!!

[Angra]

Originally posted by Gren the cake
breathe, stretch, shake, let it go!!


Are you working out, Gren? LOL

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Angra
Are you working out, Gren? LOL

that's a song

[zwoti]

maybe you should loose the whole charles manson trip......you dig

a 33 year old should know better

[Wickerman]

Ok heres the facts, I call my wife kid Ausitn and shes 33 as well. Actually shes a month older than me. When I said I was champion of horror I WAS KIDDING!!! How can someone be a champion of horror? Maybe Christopher Lee or somethng. You can be a pro-wrestling champion or baseball world series champion but not horror. Oh and sorry but Charles Manson is my creed. Youre just gonna have to accept that or overlook it. You guys are smart thats what im trying to say. Id rather hear your intelligent comments about horror than have them wasted on pettty insults.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
'cause there's some real fucking assholes on this forum.

And you're not one of them or anything... </sarcam> :rolleyes:

[Vodstok]

I find it interesting that 2 people here who have lived to cause shit with other people are here asking for people to take it easy on them or saying other people are immature assholes.

I am not forgiving or forgetting. Just stay the hell away from me and i will do likewise.


And for the record, i think 33 is bullshit. If you are, holy shit... you have the intellect of a pissed off 13 year old and shouldnt be allowed to use a computer.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I find it interesting that 2 people here who have lived to cause shit with other people are here asking for people to take it easy on them or saying other people are immature assholes.

I am not forgiving or forgetting. Just stay the hell away from me and i will do likewise.


And for the record, i think 33 is bullshit. If you are, holy shit... you have the intellect of a pissed off 13 year old and shouldnt be allowed to use a computer.



feel at ease Vod.... I've got ya back

[Vodstok]

:D

[zwoti]

somebody call

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/zwoti/scans/ninja1.jpg

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I find it interesting that 2 people here who have lived to cause shit with other people are here asking for people to take it easy on them or saying other people are immature assholes.

I am not forgiving or forgetting. Just stay the hell away from me and i will do likewise.


And for the record, i think 33 is bullshit. If you are, holy shit... you have the intellect of a pissed off 13 year old and shouldnt be allowed to use a computer.

just use the ignore function ..
i wish i'd found it earlier ....

makes sifting through endless piles of shit much easier....
it was just making me irritable ..

[Vodstok]

same here. I ignored him, but then curiosity got the better of me and i was wondering what my obvious intellectual superior was going to educate me with next.

I guess im a fat stupid asshole. So is zwoti.

it's a good thing we are from different countries, apparently we are so fat, our collective mass would sink any landmass that we were both occupying at the same time.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I guess im a fat stupid asshole. So is zwoti.

lol.........i consider myself to be at the huggable state nowadays

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
same here. I ignored him, but then curiosity got the better of me and i was wondering what my obvious intellectual superior was going to educate me with next.

I guess im a fat stupid asshole. So is zwoti.

it's a good thing we are from different countries, apparently we are so fat, our collective mass would sink any landmass that we were both occupying at the same time.

curiosity never gets the best of me .. i like the stress relief.

now if people would just stop quoting him i would have to read any of that shit either..

although i found the 'i fight like a switchblade' comment pretty amusing.

yes, rapier wit indeed.

more like plastic butterknife .... get poked with one and its mildly annoying - but other than that pretty ineffectual.

[Vodstok]

I got a kick out of the way everything evolved, He made a few posts, then turned into a screaming brat when people started telling him he was wrong, then turned around and basically said "Hey, i want to make some normal posts, so could you guys forget about all the shit i stirred up and let me talk? I wont do it again for a little while..."


What really kills me is the term "villain". That would be Dr Doom, or darth vader, or freddy.... Not "sad little twit who types in all caps to indicate he is shouting so we should be cowed by his increased volume."

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I got a kick out of the way everything evolved, He made a few posts, then turned into a screaming brat when people started telling him he was wrong, then turned around and basically said "Hey, i want to make some normal posts, so could you guys forget about all the shit i stirred up and let me talk? I wont do it again for a little while..."


What really kills me is the term "villain". That would be Dr Doom, or darth vader, or freddy.... Not "sad little twit who types in all caps to indicate he is shouting so we should be cowed by his increased volume."


well, once i knew how to do it, i put barbra on ignore too .. and i could feel my blood pressure settling again :)

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by urgeok
well, once i knew how to do it, i put barbra on ignore too .. and i could feel my blood pressure settling again :)


she's settled down and been pretty cool lately.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
she's settled down and been pretty cool lately.


ahhh .. whatever

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by zwoti
lol.........i consider myself to be at the huggable state nowadays Huggable like "Jolly old fatman" (which we apparently are) or huggable like a sweet little bunny?


Im kind of a fat bunny, i guess.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Huggable like "Jolly old fatman" (which we apparently are) or huggable like a sweet little bunny?


Im kind of a fat bunny, i guess.

why don't you a zwoti team up and become the male version of 'Two Fat Ladies' you know about and like food...zwoti likes to eat it, and I could start up the production company to produce it.


:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
why don't you a zwoti team up and become the male version of 'Two Fat Ladies' you know about and like food...zwoti likes to eat it, and I could start up the production company to produce it.


:D

i could be the overweight canadian corresponent with nothing to add because we have no food of our own here !!!!!!!!!

[Vodstok]

Good Idea. Im not english, but i can do a decent job of faking the accent....


And i do know how to add butter to everything :)

[zwoti]

Originally posted by urgeok
i could be the overweight canadian corresponent with nothing to add because we have no food of our own here !!!!!!!!!

you could always talk about moosehead beer

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Good Idea. Im not english, but i can do a decent job of faking the accent....


And i do know how to add butter to everything :)


no no no... thats the whole point, we don't want english accents from both of you.... it's the new modern approach to modern culturalisation from around the world.

what I want is you two to combine you're culinary, and eating skills into one, so that we have a mix up of both cooking styles, somthing I've not seen done before.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by zwoti
you could always talk about moosehead beer

well, that and poutin and beaver tails (a big flat donut thingy)


theres something to be proud of ..

but we do have some good beer up here ..

i'm glad to say i have neither had, or given, moosehead :)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by urgeok
i could be the overweight canadian corresponent with nothing to add because we have no food of our own here !!!!!!!!!


MOOSE steak, now thats beef steak alternative right there!

I want you to set up a moose farm, so that we can import hand reared freerange Canadian moose steak to use in Vods and zwotis dishes.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by ShankS
no no no... thats the whole point, we don't want english accents from both of you.... it's the new modern approach to modern culturalisation from around the world.

what I want is you two to combine you're culinary, and eating skills into one, so that we have a mix up of both cooking styles, somthing I've not seen done before. Kinda like "Iron Stomach" instaed of iron chef?


Originally posted by urgeok

i'm glad to say i have neither had, or given, moosehead :) Right right.....


"Is it something good to eat?"

[filmmaker2]

Yeah, hey, why is American beer like sex in a canoe.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Yeah, hey, why is American beer like sex in a canoe.

its watery :)

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Kinda like "Iron Stomach" instaed of iron chef?



duno about Iron Stomach, but I've got an old Iron frying pan that can take the weight of 5 kilos of steak


[i]Right right.....


"Is it something good to eat?" [/B]

haha roast moose nutts

[Vodstok]

And tasteless.



Must not be talking about Sam Adams or Redhook. Those are both excellent beers.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
And tasteless.



Must not be talking about Sam Adams or Redhook. Those are both excellent beers.


i had a sam adams years ago during a visit to washington .. and was impressed by it.

i had one years later and it didnt seem as good....

[filmmaker2]

You know which American beer I really like? And it sounds crazy, because it's such a common cheap beer. Miller. Plain old ordinary Miller High Life, I find it has a snappy flavor, very upbeat. Miller Ice and Miller Genuine Draft are both crap. They're bitter and weird, like someone at the brewery was trying too hard that day or squeezing the hops too long. Just the regular old, Plain Jane Miller.

If I have to drink something from somewhere else, it's Guiness Stout all the way. Reminds me of coffee, except for the you're on the floor part.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Miller:(

Budweiser:D

[newb]

America has some great beers.I'm not talking about mass produced beers like Budweiser or Miller. The aforementioned Sam Adams being one, Long Trail Brewery being another.......perhaps something from the Stone Brewing Co, maybe a nice strong Arrogant Bastard or if your in the mood, a hoppy DogFish Head brew.

[Vodstok]

Microbrew is the future of American beer.

Some suck, but god bless them for trying.

[ItsAlive75]

My uncle works for Coors so I like Coors Light.

It might not taste good, but DAMMIT I have an obligation!:D

[newb]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Microbrew is the future of American beer.

Some suck, but god bless them for trying.

Damn straight. But I think its kind of an age thing. When I was younger I would never try a micro-brew. Granted...they weren't as prevalent as they are now, but my son-in-law ,who's 26, won't go near them.

[filmmaker2]

I had a pumpkin microbrew once and I thought it was great, bought some for my friends and we had a nice little Halloween party. It was bitter in the right way, and just a little sweet.

[newb]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
I had a pumpkin microbrew once and I thought it was great, bought some for my friends and we had a nice little Halloween party. It was bitter in the right way, and just a little sweet.

Thats one of my favorite seasonal beers. Sam Adams has a very nice Octoberfest.

[Vodstok]

Shipyard is a microbrew around these parts, and thery have a pumpkin ale they make every year for halloween. Cool bottle, but it is pumpkin spice flavored malt liquor. Imagine Zima flavored with pumpkin pie mix. it is fucking terrible.



Newb... Godamn kids dont respect a damn thing, do they? :)


I had never tried any before the Redhook brewery moved into town, but once they did, my world changed. Before that, all i would drink was Sam or foreign beer (tons of Bass, Guiness, Corona and the occasional Boddingtons)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Shipyard is a microbrew around these parts, and thery have a pumpkin ale they make every year for halloween. Cool bottle, but it is pumpkin spice flavored malt liquor. Imagine Zima flavored with pumpkin pie mix. it is fucking terrible.



Newb... Godamn kids dont respect a damn thing, do they? :)


I had never tried any before the Redhook brewery moved into town, but once they did, my world changed. Before that, all i would drink was Sam or foreign beer (tons of Bass, Guiness, Corona and the occasional Boddingtons)

i thought u just drank twisted tea vod ? :)

[Vodstok]

Go have a molsen, you bastard :)

[newb]

Well...I hope your all happy....now I'm fucking thirsty and I gotta work for another 4 hours.:mad:

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Go have a molsen, you bastard :)


threaten me with molson all you like wise guy !

its Blue i wont touch :)

[Vodstok]

Blue is some nasty shit....



we have our own here:
Pabst Blue Ribbon

AWFUL shit. I had soem from a keg once and it was the worst beer i had ever tasted. Not canned, not bottled, but from a KEG! and it was simlply disgusting.

[ShankS]

you can't beat a good old pint of...

[urgeok]

you know how if you are drunk, you can drink anything ?

i could be ready to pass out but if you gave me a labatts blue, or a black label ice .. i'd hurl from the taste

[Vodstok]

Same here. Bad beer is bad beer, no matter how much good beer you had just before.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by urgeok
you know how if you are drunk, you can drink anything ?



thats why I've cut out spirits completely now. good beer is ment to be enjoyed and savoured slowly, so I know I wont have too much.

[ChEEbA]

If y'all want some real beer, just swing by sometime.

- B.

[urgeok]

for a faaastas :)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Same here. Bad beer is bad beer, no matter how much good beer you had just before.

Not true, I once drank around 6 or 7 Linenkugel's without so much as a twitch. And THAT shit tastes like an open asshole.

[Vodstok]

I am a Foster's fan. In fact, i had some last night :)

[ShankS]

not had Fosters or Castlemaine for years now.

[ChEEbA]

It's amazing...with all our GOOD beer, what actually gets exported.
If you like that one, I can think of about 20 that exceed it by FAR in quality, most from smaller breweries...there's a nice little place that brews it's own, and carries most of the nicer brands.

Our best commercial brand would definately be "coopers", if EVER you get the chance, try THAT.

[Vodstok]

Well, with all of the good german beer there is, all we get here is Becks....


Other countries have a track record of sending nothing but shit to America.

[ChEEbA]

I guess that doesn't say much about how the standard of US beer is perceived by the outside world, eh?

I don't mind Coors...but I'm suee there's much better stuff from your independant regional breweries.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
Our best commercial brand would definately be "coopers", if EVER you get the chance, try THAT.

Coopers, coincidentally, is the official beer of household cats.

http://www.cask-ale.co.uk/mau86.jpg

[Vodstok]

Pretty much. Big American companies tend to churn out garbage. Not just in beer...

[ShankS]

Originally posted by ChEEbA
It's amazing...with all our GOOD beer, what actually gets exported.
If you like that one, I can think of about 20 that exceed it by FAR in quality, most from smaller breweries...there's a nice little place that brews it's own, and carries most of the nicer brands.

Our best commercial brand would definately be "coopers", if EVER you get the chance, try THAT.

I think I remember you recommending coopers a while ago, I will deffo have to look for some. One I've had is Victoria Bitter, that was nice.

[Haunted]

My older brother is a beer genius. I didn't get that ability. I don't, typically like beer. The only kind I've found that I like is various German beers.

I've had fun reading about all the different beers. Thanks, you guys:) . Way to turn this thread from trite shite, to an educational experience.:D

[Vodstok]

Just doing our job, ma'am :D

[newb]

Originally posted by Haunted
My older brother is a beer genius. I didn't get that ability. I don't, typically like beer. The only kind I've found that I like is various German beers.

I've had fun reading about all the different beers. Thanks, you guys:) . Way to turn this thread from trite shite, to an educational experience.:D

And for some education on the female form...stick around....all these threads turn to boobs.




thanks to the resident boobs





myself included....of course.:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
And for some education on the female form...stick around....all these threads turn to boobs.


thanks to the resident boobs

myself included....of course.:D


shhhhhhhh
dont say that !!
Vod's gonna try squeezing your head now - making umaumaumaumaumaumauma sounds :)

[Vodstok]

*pokes up head like a gopher*


Boobs? Boobies? Where?

[Haunted]

Originally posted by urgeok
shhhhhhhh
dont say that !!
Vod's gonna try squeezing your head now - making umaumaumaumaumaumauma sounds :)


What in the hell are umaumaumaumaumaumauma sounds?

[zwoti]

Originally posted by Vodstok
*pokes up head like a gopher*


Boobs? Boobies? Where?

*looks at watch*


where's shanks?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
What in the hell are umaumaumaumaumaumauma sounds?


vod is completely obsessed with breasts.

those would be the sounds of a baby breastfeeding :D

he'd latch onto Newbs head like a fat kid on a smartie if he thought it was a boob :D

[ShankS]

someone mention boobs?

[newb]

Not to sound homophobic....but I'm gonna pass on any guy sucking on my head.

[newb]

Originally posted by ShankS
someone mention boobs?


see....its like ringing the supper bell. :D

[Haunted]

Damnit Newb! I'm the only woman around right now. Let's not talk about boobs.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
Damnit Newb! I'm the only woman around right now. Let's not talk about boobs.

you dont like boobs ?

[zwoti]

Originally posted by urgeok
you dont like boobs ?

that's a valid question

[ENTITY2000]

last thread i left was talking about boobs
guess what so is this one, you guys are right
eventually all threads end up about tits.:D :p

[Vodstok]

Speaking of which, last night we were watching dr phil at 10, and they had a woman who was upset that men are only interested in her breasts and not her. Now for starters, in one of the shots they showed her bouncing them to adjust them, she was wearing a plunging neckline and a pushup bra....

That aside, she was a 34 HH! I didnt know such a thing existed....

While that is ridiculously oversized, i couldnt help but feel a little saddened that she was getting them reduced to C cups...

[newb]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Speaking of which, last night we were watching dr phil at 10, and they had a woman who was upset that men are only interested in her breasts and not her. Now for starters, in one of the shots they showed her bouncing them to adjust them, she was wearing a plunging neckline and a pushup bra....

That aside, she was a 34 HH! I didnt know such a thing existed....

While that is ridiculously oversized, i couldnt help but feel a little saddened that she was getting them reduced to C cups...

I'm a little saddened to hear that you watch Dr. Phil.

[Vodstok]

Meh. The wife likes it and i usually happen to be in the room. I like seeing him tear into assholes who bully their wives.


Oh, and good job getting us off the subject of boobs, newb.. thanks a lot.....

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Haunted
Damnit Newb! I'm the only woman around right now. Let's not talk about boobs.

you know .. this is actually an excellent chance to gain insight into how guys think and act.

probably very educational and a chance for you to offer us advice and share in the learning .. it goes both ways ..

i'm sure once you realize how up front and innocent about all this we really are, there will be a great opportinity to gain each others respect as human beings.



or if you dont want to talk about boobs, we could head straight to asses and legs ...

[newb]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Meh. The wife likes it and i usually happen to be in the room. I like seeing him tear into assholes who bully their wives.


Oh, and good job getting us off the subject of boobs, newb.. thanks a lot.....

Right...BOOBS

btw...our champion,wickerman is gonna cream his shorts when he sees his thread has gone to 7 pages.


pardon my language Haunted.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
Right...BOOBS

btw...our champion,wickerman is gonna cream his shorts when he sees his thread has gone to 7 pages.

.

another example of how he RULES the forum.

something that should be very important for a 33 year old man with a wife of 5 years.

i bet she's proud.



ok .. enough of that...
sorry .

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by urgeok
another example of how he RULES the forum.

something that should be very important for a 33 year old man with a wife of 5 years.

i bet she's proud.



ok .. enough of that...
sorry . He is the horror master.
Its a shame that i am just a fat asshole kid.

WOnt he be thrilled that it turned into a talk about tits and beer and has nothing to do with him at all?

[bloodrayne]

*passes out from the overwhelming level of testosterone in this thread*




By the way...I can't stand ANY kind of beer...Not even the SMELL of it....Oh...And I don't really think about boobs one way or the other:rolleyes:




How ya like me now?:p


:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh...And I don't really think about boobs one way or the other:rolleyes:
:D [/B]


what a liar :)

[newb]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
*passes out from the overwhelming level of testosterone in this thread*




By the way...I can't stand ANY kind of beer...Not even the SMELL of it....Oh...And I don't really think about boobs one way or the other:rolleyes:




How ya like me now?:p


:D


Thats my two favorite things in life.




three....thats my three favorite things in life.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by urgeok
what a liar :) What a dork :rolleyes:






:D






You guys are only fascinated with boobs because you don't HAVE them...

I DO happen to have them...So...I'm not really all that impressed with boobs overall...

On the OTHER hand, there may be a thing or two that I DON'T possess that.....Well......

:D :D :D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by newb
Thats my two favorite things in life.




three....thats my three favorite things in life. LOL...Hey...Don't forget chicken salad :cool:

[newb]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...Hey...Don't forget chicken salad :cool:

FOUR......four favorite things in life.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
What a dork :rolleyes:

:D


You guys are only fascinated with boobs because you don't HAVE them...

I DO happen to have them...So...I'm not really all that impressed with boobs overall...

On the OTHER hand, there may be a thing or two that I DON'T possess that.....Well......

:D :D :D


aha ..

anyway .. i'm more into ass/legs (which i do have) so there goes your theory.


look at you - calling me names -

never had the attitude before ...
something must have gotten into you ... over and over again :D

[newb]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
What a dork :rolleyes:






:D








On the OTHER hand, there may be a thing or two that I DON'T possess that.....Well......

:D :D :D

Shouldn't that be "IN the other hand".



and you are correct....urge is a dork.:D

[Angra]

Originally posted by Vodstok
same here. I ignored him, but then curiosity got the better of me and i was wondering what my obvious intellectual superior was going to educate me with next.

I guess im a fat stupid asshole. So is zwoti.

it's a good thing we are from different countries, apparently we are so fat, our collective mass would sink any landmass that we were both occupying at the same time.


THAT`S A HUGE BITCH!!! :D LOL

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb
Shouldn't that be "IN the other hand".



and you are correct....urge is a dork.:D


why i aughtta !!!

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok


never had the attitude before ...
something must have gotten into you ... over and over again :D

Perhaps the song should be changed to "Dust IN the Rayne"

[Vodstok]

Bah, there was a thread specifically about boobs a couple of months ago, and rayne was all over it, talking about her c cups and posting a pic of herself in a tight shirt.



We never forget....:)

[newb]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Bah, there was a thread specifically about boobs a couple of months ago, and rayne was all over it, talking about her c cups and posting a pic of herself in a tight shirt.



We never forget....:)

That cleavage is embedded in my brain.;)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by newb
FOUR......four favorite things in life. Haha...I just heard thunder and lightning...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/shanes_seri/AQ52626.jpg

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Bah, there was a thread specifically about boobs a couple of months ago, and rayne was all over it, talking about her c cups and posting a pic of herself in a tight shirt.



We never forget....:)



u know .. i was thinking the same thing ..

'i dont care about boobs'


"BUT HERE FELLAS, GET A LOAD OF THESE BABIES" !!!

hahahahaahah :)

[filmmaker2]

I LOVE The Count!

I grew up with that crazy guy.

Does anyone remember Morgan Freeman playing Dracula on "The Electric Company?"

[urgeok]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
I LOVE The Count!

I grew up with that crazy guy.

Does anyone remember Morgan Freeman playing Dracula on "The Electric Company?"


i know he was on EC ..

he said he was drunk the entire time.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Bah, there was a thread specifically about boobs a couple of months ago, and rayne was all over it, talking about her c cups and posting a pic of herself in a tight shirt.



We never forget....:) LOL...You're full of it...That wasn't ME...


PROVE IT!...PROVE IT!!! :p

And anyway...'C's are just average...Nothing to 'brag' about...


OMG...You guys have got ME talking about BOOBS......IT'S CONTAGIOUS!!!!


Originally posted by newb
Perhaps the song should be changed to "Dust IN the Rayne" HAHA...I gotta show him this one:D

Originally posted by filmmaker2
I LOVE The Count!

I grew up with that crazy guy.

Does anyone remember Morgan Freeman playing Dracula on "The Electric Company?" OOOHHH...I loved The Electric Company...

Here's another one for ya...Enjoy...lol...

[Kitty]

Ahha i knew there was a reason that i was a friad of that puppet!
i think it was because i thought he was gay????hmmmm i don't know!!!

[ENTITY2000]

what about burt and earnie, they seem more gay than
the count.

almost 100:D

[urgeok]

i think ernie was straight ... but Burt looked like a seething ball of sexual frustration, ready to explode at any time.

[Kitty]

*giggles*
Thats funny idk why but it is

Yea i think that them 2 and elmo had sex with each other!!!
For some reason i think elmo had a sex change!!!

[ShankS]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
*passes out from the overwhelming level of testosterone in this thread*.....


Oh...And I don't really think about boobs one way or the other:rolleyes:




How ya like me now?:p


:D

yeah ....yeah whatever...talk to the hand :D

you know damn well, if you was in a room with a chick and naked boobs were hanging out, and you were positive that know one else could see you...curiosity would get the better of you, and you'd be noshing on that pair of love bags...to see what us guys enjoy. :D :D :p ;)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
yeah ....yeah whatever...talk to the hand :D

you know damn well, if you was in a room with a chick and naked boobs were hanging out, and you were positive that know one else could see you...curiosity would get the better of you, and you'd be noshing on that pair of love bags...to see what us guys enjoy. :D :D :p ;)



they might seem more attractive to her if you didnt call 'em 'love bags' ! hahahaah

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by urgeok
they might seem more attractive to her if you didnt call 'em 'love bags' ! hahahaah

No way dude, don't you remember that Barry White song, "Love them love bags"?

[Wickerman]

This is incredible...Vodstock the Fat calls me an immature 33 year old yet he and his junior high school ugly, skinny ward Urgeok fill up this thread with 9 pages of Gilmore Girls chatter. When I said I want to post and talk horror I meant with HUMAN BEINGS. Not fat pieces of shit who arent 33 like Vodstock and skinny, whinny,immature little cocksuckers like Urgeok. Im going to see The Ring 2 in two days and I look forward to intelligent conversation with people like Barbra and Elvis Christ, not subhumans like Vodstock and Urgeok. Oh and kids, when I said I fight like a switchblade I meant it. You dont want to know what I do for a living and today I got a charge dismissed from court so im in a good mood. Oh and I dont believe in internet threats cuz theyre laughable no matter who sends em but God I wish you 2 were in New York...id beat you to a bloody wretch till youre begging me for mercy.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Wickerman
This is incredible...Vodstock the Fat calls me an immature 33 year old yet he and his junior high school ugly, skinny ward Urgeok fill up this thread with 9 pages of Gilmore Girls chatter. When I said I want to post and talk horror I meant with HUMAN BEINGS. Not fat pieces of shit who arent 33 like Vodstock and skinny, whinny,immature little cocksuckers like Urgeok. Im going to see The Ring 2 in two days and I look forward to intelligent conversation with people like Barbra and Elvis Christ, not subhumans like Vodstock and Urgeok. Oh and kids, when I said I fight like a switchblade I meant it. You dont want to know what I do for a living and today I got a charge dismissed from court so im in a good mood. Oh and I dont believe in internet threats cuz theyre laughable no matter who sends em but God I wish you 2 were in New York...id beat you to a bloody wretch till youre begging me for mercy.

fucking retard

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Wickerman
This is incredible...Vodstock the Fat calls me an immature 33 year old yet he and his junior high school ugly, skinny ward Urgeok fill up this thread with 9 pages of Gilmore Girls chatter. When I said I want to post and talk horror I meant with HUMAN BEINGS. Not fat pieces of shit who arent 33 like Vodstock and skinny, whinny,immature little cocksuckers like Urgeok. Im going to see The Ring 2 in two days and I look forward to intelligent conversation with people like Barbra and Elvis Christ, not subhumans like Vodstock and Urgeok. Oh and kids, when I said I fight like a switchblade I meant it. You dont want to know what I do for a living and today I got a charge dismissed from court so im in a good mood. Oh and I dont believe in internet threats cuz theyre laughable no matter who sends em but God I wish you 2 were in New York...id beat you to a bloody wretch till youre begging me for mercy.

If you worn't lame before, you sure as fuck sealed the deal with this.:p :p :p

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

pssht I'm way more hated than you.

You want to discuss horror? What do you think this is?

[ShankS]

the 33 year old cover has been blown.... now get back to daddys room, he wants to get blown.

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
pssht I'm way more hated than you.

You want to discuss horror? What do you think this is?

I don't hate you.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
pssht I'm way more hated than you.




wrong, you lost your crown a while ago :D

[Kitty]

Originally posted by ShankS
the 33 year old cover has been blown.... now get back to daddys room, he wants to get blown.
WOA tmi!!!

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by urgeok
wrong, you lost your crown a while ago :D

That's because I haven't been posting as much. You'll see, I'll win it back. :p

[ShankS]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
That's because I haven't been posting as much. You'll see, I'll win it back. :p

we are quite positive you will loose.... .....

there's a new guy in town....he's a badass .... his name is dickerman!!

[filmmaker2]

Originally posted by Wickerman
Oh and kids, when I said I fight like a switchblade I meant it. You dont want to know what I do for a living, blah blah blah, cheesy, lame, unconvincing manly man posturing et cetera.

shut up! Shut up god dammit SHUT THE, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!


And also...what was that thing I wanted to say?


(thumbing through notes)

(checking notes)


Oh yeah:

ASSHOLE.

[ItsAlive75]

It's funny cuz the thread is called "Peace Offering".

[ShankS]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
It's funny cuz the thread is called "Peace Offering".

yeah.. he was offering his piece, shame though he got no offers, looks like daddys gona get a mouthfull tonight.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by ShankS
yeah.. he was offering his piece, shame though he got no offers, looks like daddys gona get a mouthfull tonight.

Ew.:D

[Wickerman]

Ah fuck it! God didnt put me on this earth to be nice. Lets dance you canadian pencil dicks! (Duh! That means lets fight!) If im the only thing in your miserable junior high lives then so be it. Like I said in my intro post ill be more than happy to come on here and take potshots at high school freshmen till my wife comes to bed. To Murderdoll and the girl with the
bunny icon I look forward to talking to you along with Elvis Christ and Barbra, that rest of you lets fucking do it! So whos first? :mad:

[Kitty]

Dido

Tmi=to much info!!!
THaT is a total OVER SHARE

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Wickerman
Ah fuck it! God didnt put me on this earth to be nice. Lets dance you canadian pencil dicks! (Duh! That means lets fight!) If im the only thing in your miserable junior high lives then so be it. Like I said in my intro post ill be more than happy to come on here and take potshots at high school freshmen till my wife comes to bed. To Murderdoll and the girl with the
bunny icon I look forward to talking to you along with Elvis Christ and Barbra, that rest of you lets fucking do it! So whos first? :mad:

[Kitty]

hey look its Wickerman!!!!^^^

[filmmaker2]

Go fix me turkey pot pie

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Wickerman
ill be more than happy to come on here and take potshots at high school freshmen till my wife comes to bed.

haha, dude you don't have a wife.

[Wickerman]

Haha dude you dont have a brain. Plus I wouldnt let you see my wife or even tell her first name for anything. This site is for middle class, suburbian, junior high snot rags and my wife as well as my personal life will be kept quietly away from you all.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
haha, dude you don't have a wife.

sure he does !!

[filmmaker2]

"YOU'RE JUST TELLING LIES...You're LYING, you've lied ALL YOUR LIFE, and you're LYING RIGHT NOW. I'm TIRED of these lies!"

--Peter Haskett, "Shut Up Little Man" (the audio tape series)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by urgeok
sure he does !!

Oh Urge..... YOU SO CRAZY!:D

[Wickerman]

Dont you kids have homework or something? Go bug Vodstock I think hes hungry.

[Wickerman]

See my Manson topic ya fuckin brats! I tell you all a thing or two! Youre all gonna lose so pray I get kicked off scumbags! Ill whip ya all like the dogs your mother gave birth to!

[filmmaker2]

I like this thread. This thread is like a nice hot cup of coffee. And it goes down good. Just like Wicker.

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Wickerman
Ah fuck it! God didnt put me on this earth to be nice. Lets dance you canadian pencil dicks! (Duh! That means lets fight!) If im the only thing in your miserable junior high lives then so be it. Like I said in my intro post ill be more than happy to come on here and take potshots at high school freshmen till my wife comes to bed. To Murderdoll and the girl with the
bunny icon I look forward to talking to you along with Elvis Christ and Barbra, that rest of you lets fucking do it! So whos first? :mad:

Who here is in junior high lol. Everyone here now is over 20, who has posted in this thread tonight i ment. I almost positive.

[ShankS]

this shit is getting funny now....dickerman you really should get some medication for your symptoms.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Who here is in junior high lol. Everyone here now is over 20, who has posted in this thread tonight i ment. I almost positive.

Actually I'm only 20.

:(

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ShankS
we are quite positive you will loose.... .....

there's a new guy in town....he's a badass .... his name is dickerman!!

lmfao :D

[Wickerman]

Thats all you badasses have? "Dickerman" and saying I dont have a wife? I can see why you like remakes like Night of the Living Dead and movies like Cursed!:p

[ShankS]

Originally posted by Wickerman
Thats all you badasses have? "Dickerman" and saying I dont have a wife? I can see why you like remakes like Night of the Living Dead and movies like Cursed!:p

hahahaha dickerman, reply to me fuckhead, oh you can't, you're banned.... I had the last WORD!

[The STE]

No, I'll have the last word. Bundt Cake

[filmmaker2]

Hey......................how about Rum Cake? Ever had a slice of that?

[zwoti]

Originally posted by The STE
No, I'll have the last word. Bundt Cake

http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/010112/baum.JPG

[FairyKorpes]

Moose lips

[The STE]

http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/bunny.gif

[zwoti]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Moose lips

you say the nicest things :p

[filmmaker2]

Oooooooh, that would be nice, right about now, wouldn't it?

The bunnies are nice too though.

[ShankS]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Moose lips

shhsss dont say those two words.... urge is around.:p

[zwoti]

Originally posted by ShankS
shhsss dont say those two words.... urge is around.:p

it's ok....but if you'd have said ass

[ShankS]

Originally posted by zwoti
it's ok....but if you'd have said ass

different kettle of fish...that moose ass. :p

[filmmaker2]

Can I say Camel?

[ShankS]

say camel toe... it looks tastes nicer, besides a camel spits if you piss it off, camel toe justs gets juicy.


:p

[filmmaker2]

I like that part :)

Moo hah hah

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by ShankS
say camel toe... it looks tastes nicer, besides a camel spits if you piss it off, camel toe justs gets juicy.


:p

This is juicy eh?

[filmmaker2]

You ruined my day!

[ShankS]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
This is juicy eh?

thats not proper toe, thats some dork with his pants pulled tight. lol

this is camel toe, and just to keep mooseman happy she's canadian

[urgeok]

Originally posted by zwoti
it's ok....but if you'd have said ass

moose ass ? :D

[zwoti]

Originally posted by urgeok
moose ass ? :D

admit it.......if it was in a bikini you'd bite it

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
thats not proper toe, thats some dork with his pants pulled tight. lol

this is camel toe, and just to keep mooseman happy she's canadian


my goodness, that one's a keeper :)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by urgeok
my goodness, that one's a keeper :)

You gonna keep that on your houseboat to "do ya well on those lonely nights at sea"?:D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by zwoti
admit it.......if it was in a bikini you'd bite it

in a bikini..

and shaved ...


and it would have to be a pretty moose with long eyelashes ..

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
You gonna keep that on your houseboat to "do ya well on those lonely nights at sea"?:D

i'm in Toronto .. if i could afford a houseboat in toronto .. the real thing would be sitting on my lap !

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Wickerman
Oh and I dont believe in internet threats



then you said.....



Originally posted by Wickerman
but God I wish you 2 were in New York...id beat you to a bloody wretch till youre begging me for mercy.

isn't this^ a threat.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by ShankS
hahahaha dickerman, reply to me fuckhead, oh you can't, you're banned.... I had the last WORD!



LOL
I didn't even realize the ''champion'' was banned