pornographic/sick videogames

[ChEEbA]

Id have put this in games, but face it...the general forum has a larger audience, and I wanted input from both gamers and non-gamers alike.

I'm presently browsing through a couple of dvds of MAME
(Multi Arcade Machine Emulator) games...yknow, just arcade stuff...
Golden axe, double dragon,metal slug, snow brothers, robocop, bomberman world, TMNT, Alien 3, Galaga, midnight resistance, knights of the round, final fight, raidenDX...
They're all there...and SO much more of that oldskool GOLD.

So, there's a few other games I've came across, ones I haven't seen before...that could ONLY have been made by really cheapass third party kinda companies...the pornographic games.
There's some tetris clones, some arkanoid clones,

And...a whole bunch of those ones how you gotta trace your little icon around certain areas of the screen to uncover peices of a picture, naturally, a naked chick picture...
Theyre quite funny, and quite difficult.
First of all, you get to select a character as your avatar. In one of them, yu can choose a bearded arnold schwarzenegger, yasar arrafat (?SP?), a slightly altered robocop, bruce willis, an early michael jackson....and they alter them just enough to avoid copywrite issues. So they all look a little fucked up, but you can tell its them.
It's funny...during the game you seem to lose "points" if you "cut out" peices that are too large, and if the points drop below a certain level, the picture you're revealing changes....a lot of the time, into some horror icon
eg - various cenobites, freddy krueger...etc...I found this pretty amusing.

Has anyone seen those games??? I saw ONE at a cheap little underground arcade once, but that was about it.

Another one I've found on my collection is some REALLY wierd-ass game called "torture chamber" or something ilke that...and that's just what it is....there's naked chicks and guys up allover the walls, and you have to interact with the toture devices to kill/torture them. Cheap graphics, but quite a laugh to shoot a vice to have a guys head pop, have someone guillotined....and you can shoot a girls titties, arms and legs off...haha...just found this one, stupid as all hell, but it makes ya laugh.

Has anyone seen any of these, or any other pornographic/sick kinda arcade (or ny format) games around???

- B.

[barbra]

never seen it, sounds colectible

[Vodstok]

I saw a bunch of porno games on cd at a book outlet one time... Shoot the sperm at the egg and crap like that.


Oh, and there is a deathmatch map for Quake called "pornshow" that features hardcore pics as part of the environment. it is a bit distracting.

[urgeok]

someone burned me a MAME cd full of games and the program - but i never fot it to work ..

dont think there was any porn stuff but there are hundreds of those old arcade games ...

it would be kind of cool to give them a go again ..

[newb]

I've been getting a little nostalgic as of late so I picked up the Intellevision collection for the X-Box. Its good to go back and play these games I haven't played in 15 years or so. The only porn game I've ever seen had to be about 20 or more years ago and I think it was on my friends Commadore computer.It involved a ...how to say this without offending.....a male body part....that you had to manipulate in such a way to creat a stream of fluid....if I remember correctly the highest stream of fluid was the winner.

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Originally posted by newb
I've been getting a little nostalgic as of late so I picked up the Intellevision collection for the X-Box. That game was so terrible. Worst controlles ever. Just made the games unplayable.

[Croll]

I went to a show at a shitty little bar once and they had a game kinda like that set up in the back room. What's funny is that 6 or 7 year old kids were playing it.

[barbra]

Originally posted by Croll
I went to a show at a shitty little bar once and they had a game kinda like that set up in the back room. What's funny is that 6 or 7 year old kids were playing it. sounds wholesome. anyone remeber the old zelda cartoon. I was sexually attracted to the animated princess as a child.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Croll
I went to a show at a shitty little bar once and they had a game kinda like that set up in the back room. What's funny is that 6 or 7 year old kids were playing it.

what were 6 and 7 year olds doing in a bar?

[Vodstok]

And People up here say southerners have no class....:D

[The Mothman]

Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude,

I wouldnt reccomend this game unless u r a desperate loser, and video game titties get u off. wtf. losers.

[ChEEbA]

That is such a dipshit thing to say....so what...anyone that ever watched a movie made in the 80's is a loser too?

[The Mothman]

how is that a dipshit thing to say? that is a valid statement. If ur all of a sudden horny when u see pixelated fake boobs, I pretty much think that thats wierd, but if thats ur opinion, fine. But if u go as far as going out and buying a game dedicated just to simulating sex with video game charecters, ur pretty much a loser. just like thos hentia watchers. wtf. cartoon porn. wats next?

[ChEEbA]

That's not what it's "dedicated" to doing...I mean shit...so what if digital titties get u goin'...better than staring at underwear catalogues, is it not?

I mean, I want to play this game, but not for the specific intention of getting off on it...it's a funny series of games...

[The Mothman]

ok, thats valid. if u think its funny, thats cool. Ive seen some trailers of it, and it has made me chuckle at times.

[Sedated_replica]

Videogame boobies rule....