The funny parts

[Vodstok]

I figured we could use a more light-hearted version of the "Gets your blood boiling" thread.


What parts from movies have made you laugh out loud, or were just very clever and you thought they were funny?


I always liked the part in trainspotting where Renton decides he is going to kick heroin and goes to Mikey Forrester, who gives him Opium suppositories. They argue a bit, and Renton finally "administers" them to himself.

Mikey says "I bet you feel better already"
Renton replies "For all the good they've donbe me, i mayas well've just shoved them up my ass." Then gives a realllly sarcastic smile.


I also like it when he announces that he is going to quit and says how he is going to do it:

Renton: the sick boy method.

Swanney: A lot of good it has done for him....

Renton: he has always been lacking in moral fiber.

Swanney: He knows a lot about Sean Connery.

Renton: Thats not a substitute.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Renton: the sick boy method.

Swanney: A lot of good it has done for him....

Renton: he has always been lacking in moral fiber.

Swanney: He knows a lot about Sean Connery.

Renton: Thats not a substitute.

"Your a horrible shot for being a vegetarian"

Isn't that what he says?

[barbra]

the part in cabin fever where the hill-folk ask, why would you steal a snickers and the wise ass answers because of the nuget.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Sedated_replica
"Your a horrible shot for being a vegetarian"

Isn't that what he says? No, he shoots the dog and Sickboy says "Mark, for a vegetarian, you're a fucking evil shot."

[urgeok]

the scene in Raising Arizona where the idiot friend comes over with all the bratty kids ..

The news footage of the alien in Scary Movie 3 .. had me in tears

[Vodstok]

I still havent seen SM3 yet, but the sex scene in the first one made me literally stop breathing.

When the kid starts yelling "OHHHHH SHIIIIIT!!!!!" and then explodes, pasting the girl to the ceiling.... I just about shit myself. i still laugh just thinking about it.

It only made it worse when he started to shrivel up like a friggin' capri sun....

[The Mothman]

Ive only seen Scary Movie 3, but It was hilarious. The part where the RIng was on the screen, and a dudes but sat on it and started shitting. LOL! And the Signs rip off, when he asks how his wife is slpit in half, and pulls out all this random food. lmao

[The Mothman]

One of the funniaet parts in a movie That I can remember, is Cheech and Chong's Nice Deams
SPOILER/sort of!

Cheech is put in a straight jacket in a white room with white walls, and is going crzy, jumping all over the place screaming "MY BALLS ITCH!!!! MY BALLS ITCH!!!!!!!!!"

omg I was lauhging so hard.

[Hate_Breeder]

The bush guy played by Jaime Kennedy in Harold and Kumar

"Fucking Treehugger!"

[newb]

It always seems to be the little things that give me the biggest laughs.


"Does your dog bite"

"These go to eleven"

"And don't call me shirley"

[Vodstok]

The slap fight between Napolean and Kip in Napolean Dynamite had me in stitches. I love how they are just kind of tapping each other meekly, then the doorbell rings, and napolean gives kip a big "WHACK" then runs off.

That and the "can i have a button?" scene...

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
The slap fight between Napolean and Kip in Napolean Dynamite had me in stitches. I love how they are just kind of tapping each other meekly, then the doorbell rings, and napolean gives kip a big "WHACK" then runs off.

That and the "can i have a button?" scene...

the button scene ...

the funniest god damn thing in any movie in years

that and the Time Machine

[Vodstok]

Not as funny typed as when he said it, but Kip talking about what he has been doing:

"I spent the last 4 hours chatting with sweet looking honeys online. plus, you know this is only until i get a job cage fighting."

[The Mothman]

My favorite parts in Napoloen Dynamite is when Kip is trying to sell the Tupperware, he drives over it, and it snaps into pieces. he looks out the window and says "Danget!" amd then just drives away.

also it was funny when his uncle hit Napoleon in the face with the burger.

[Sedated_replica]

Originally posted by Vodstok
No, he shoots the dog and Sickboy says "Mark, for a vegetarian, you're a fucking evil shot."

Thats the best line in TS. Also when the crazy guy throws the shot glass and starts the fight

[ItsAlive75]

That scene in Sophie's Choice when the mother has to choose between her-

Oh, funny moments.

That scene in Anchorman when Will Ferrel says, "You are a dirty pirate hooker."

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
That scene in Sophie's Choice when the mother has to choose between her-

Oh, funny moments.

That scene in Anchorman when Will Ferrel says, "You are a dirty pirate hooker."

that was funny ..

but Brick :

'you buy your clothes at the toilet store' had me howling

[ItsAlive75]

That entire movie's hilarious, there's just so much nonsense in it.

"I wanna.... I wanna be on you."

"PANDA WATCH!"

[Vodstok]

Jay and Silent bob strike back:

What the hell are you doing? Letting them go?

What i am doing is avoiding a pr disaster by letting this buttfucking brady bunch go!

[Haunted]

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.... When Silent Bob grabs Jay and starts screaming at him. That was cathartic-ly funny.

Whoever said "Raising Arizona" is right on point. That whole fuckin' movie is histerical. "C'mon baby, we gonna go pick up daddy." Hi's two convict friends...John Goodman and that other guy.

I'll think of some more stuff.

[AUSTIN316426808]

just about everything in Dumb and Dumber made me cry laughing.

at the begining when lloyd drops mary off at the airport and drives off ''goodbye my lo'' then the airbag knocks him dead in the face.

when Harry told Lloyd he got fire

Lloyd ''man you are one pathetic loser, no offense''


When Lloyd came back home from the store
''I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart''

When Lloyd suggest they go to Aspen

''I'm talking about a little place called Aspen''
''I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes''

The part where he walks out of the bar and sees the news clipping of Neil Armstrong on the moon.

''no way....We landed on the moon!!!''

the mocking bird scene

[AUSTIN316426808]

the part in Hannibal when Lector is cooking Liotta's brain and he says ''mmm that smells good''

I couldn't stop laughing at that.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
just about everything in Dumb and Dumber made me cry laughing.

at the begining when lloyd drops mary off at the airport and drives off ''goodbye my lo'' then the airbag knocks him dead in the face.

when Harry told Lloyd he got fire

Lloyd ''man you are one pathetic loser, no offense''


When Lloyd came back home from the store
''I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart''

When Lloyd suggest they go to Aspen

''I'm talking about a little place called Aspen''
''I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes''

The part where he walks out of the bar and sees the news clipping of Neil Armstrong on the moon.

''no way....We landed on the moon!!!''

the mocking bird scene


the 2 funniest parts in that movie for me - other than the diarreah scene of course - was the 2 guys in their rediculous tuxedos entering the benefit smashing each other with their canes ... and the snowball fight where things started out playful but HArry eventually went nuts like a psychotic uncontrollable kid ..

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by urgeok
the 2 funniest parts in that movie for me - other than the diarreah scene of course - was the 2 guys in their rediculous tuxedos entering the benefit smashing each other with their canes ... and the snowball fight where things started out playful but HArry eventually went nuts like a psychotic uncontrollable kid ..

that was too funny when he did his Sandy Koufax impression with that last snowball.

[Vodstok]

2 words that had me in stitches for all the wrong reasons: "Pretty bird..."


Dumb and Dumber is just a classic. Lloyd's fantasy that culminates in him alsmost crashing into a semi truck reminds me of the fantasies i used to have when i was 13....


I still love shouting "Kick his ass, Sea Bass!" at inappropriate moments.

Oh, and "Harry! You're ALive! And you're a terrible shot..."

[Vodstok]

One of the funniest movie lines ever:

"All right people, I've been frozen for 30 Firckin' years, Okay? Throw me a bone... I'm the bossman... need the info...."

[urgeok]

...slides chair over from across the room :

'how about 'NO', you crazy Dutch bastard !'

[The_Return]

Mars Attacks!- "They blew up congress! Hahahahaha", best line ever.

[Vodstok]

Mars attacks wa sfull of good lines...:)

Dr evil is easily one of the greatest comedy characters ever.

"So what, shoot the littlebastard, see if i care..."
"but, but... We were making such good progress in group!"
"I had the group Liquidated, you little shit! They were insolent!"

[bloodrayne]

Island Of The Dead.....When the guy says "Hey...That's mine...I stole it"...And he tries to get his watch back...It's pretty funny...Guess ya gotta actually see it...

[AUSTIN316426808]

The ''zip it'' scene from Austin Powers and the ''Scotty don't'' scene.

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by urgeok

'you buy your clothes at the toilet store' had me howling

omg yes. that was great. I didnt expect much from this film, because I am not much of a Will Ferrell fan, but however, this was great.

the fight scene in it lol.

that one reporter gets both of his arms cut off. lmao.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Beverly Hills Cop

I think there's about 3 maybe 4 times in the movie where Billy does some kinda Dirty Harry/Rambo stuff and either Tagert or Axel would say ''Billy we gotta talk''

[The_Return]

I dont care too much for most of the movie, but the scene with Evan at the newsdesk in Bruce Almighty is one of the funniest things Ive ever seen in a movie.

Same guy that plays Brick, coincidentaly...the guy's hilarious!

[AUSTIN316426808]

Home Alone

pretty much everything in the last 20 minutes was hilarious.

[orangestar]

Raising Arizona:

-"I found myself driving past convienience stores...that weren't on the way home"

-"My FI-ance left me."

-"He needs his dip-tet!"


Anchorman:

-"Good evening Im Ron Burgundy and this is Tit's McGee." "Tit's McGee is off tonight."

^Had me laughing for a good 2 minutes


Napolean:

-The orange throwing scene. When he falls over the fence!

-When we meet Lafawnduh.

-"Do the chickens have large talons?"

-Any scene with Kip makes me laugh.

[The_Return]

Nobody has mentioned the cow scene from Napolean yet?

Ya knnow, the kids coming down the road in a bus...the farmer with an old cow and a rifle...Damn, I was rolling on the floor

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by orangestar

-When we meet Lafawnduh.

YES!

I always repeat that word to my friend to annoy them, La fwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanda!

[FairyKorpes]

In the movie Nothing to Lose with Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence, when he gets the spider on him and they play the song "Scatman" as he is having a seizure trying to get the spider off and he gets his feet caught on fire. It's not so much that his actions make me laugh (they do though), but Martin is like fuckin' dieing and you can tell he ain't actin. I'm laughing at him laughing to the point i thought my head was gonna blow up and i had started to pee lmao.

I have like millions of others, but that one just leaped out at me lol

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
In the movie Nothing to Lose with Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence, when he gets the spider on him and they play the song "Scatman" as he is having a seizure trying to get the spider off and he gets his feet caught on fire. It's not so much that his actions make me laugh (they do though), but Martin is like fuckin' dieing and you can tell he ain't actin. I'm laughing at him laughing to the point i thought my head was gonna blow up and i had started to pee lmao.

I have like millions of others, but that one just leaped out at me lol

that whole movie is funny as hell

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by FairyKorpes
In the movie Nothing to Lose with Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence, when he gets the spider on him and they play the song "Scatman" as he is having a seizure trying to get the spider off and he gets his feet caught on fire. It's not so much that his actions make me laugh (they do though), but Martin is like fuckin' dieing and you can tell he ain't actin. I'm laughing at him laughing to the point i thought my head was gonna blow up and i had started to pee lmao.

I have like millions of others, but that one just leaped out at me lol

Dude, Martin Lawrence is pretty damn funny. Blue Streak and Big Momma's House sucked balls but I was still laughin' like hell through both of em. The guy's just funny.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Dude, Martin Lawrence is pretty damn funny. Blue Streak and Big Momma's House sucked balls but I was still laughin' like hell through both of em. The guy's just funny.


when people are making a comedy I don't think they're that concerned with making a masterpiece most of the time it's just ment to be funny so I think if you laugh at a movie then it's good.(if it's a comedy that is)

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
when people are making a comedy I don't think they're that concerned with making a masterpiece

I agree, but I also don't think they're tryin' to make balls of shit either:D

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I agree, but I also don't think they're tryin' to make balls of shit either:D


good point. I guess you got me there, whenever someone makes a movie I'm sure they want it to be as good as possible no matter what genre it is and that obviously doesn't happen all the time.

I guess a good example would be As Good As It Gets, good story with no holes,good script and acting, overall a great movie(imo).

then you have big mamma's house which is exactly the opposite but still funny. Martin Lawrence is an ok actor though but he really didn't try to do anything but be goofy.

[massacre man]

Mike Epps in Resident Evil Apocolypse

[AUSTIN316426808]

American Psycho

I find it absolutely hilarious when Bateman is ranting about the music he has playing.

[urgeok]

there is a movie about a play .. called 'noises off'

with michael cain and huge cast of others...
its pretty manic as things go wrong in a live production on stage ..


another one that had some funny moments was a marxs brothers takeoff with John Tutorro (as the groucho character)
and Mel Smith (i think) and a 3rd guy ...

cant remember the name but it was pretty funny in parts ...

[filmmaker2]

Brain Donors?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Brain Donors?

yeah, thats it ..

there's a really funny ballet scene ....

[Vodstok]

I always liked the scene in Die Hard where the guy runs into the room, Bruce WIllis starts yelling at him to put the gun down, the guy keeps yelling back "DONT SHOOT!", then his buddy runs in, Bruce willis shoots him, the guy gets up on the table and is shooting at him and says "Next time you get a chance to shoot somebody, dont hesistate", then Bruce empties a clip into the guy's crotch through the table and says "Thanks for the advice."

[AUSTIN316426808]

I like the part where he sends Honz's brother down the elevator with the santa hat.

[urgeok]

i watched ariplane last night and although i didnt belly laugh like the first time - it was still funny as hell ..

there is one small thing that always gets me ..

this stewardess starts playing the guitar for a sick girl and when the music starts everyone smiles this sickly sweet smile - wherever they are,

people all lean into the scene to hear better .. and then this head appears from the top of the screen ..

gets me every time

[AUSTIN316426808]

and Die Hard with Vengance

Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis were funny as hell together.

[Vodstok]

The part that always kill sme there is right after they show all the poeple, she swings the head of the guitar, and there is a loud pop as the IV gets knocked out of the sick girl's arm.

Those movies are great.

One of the best parts in Airplane 2:
Ted is trying to talk Sonny Bono out of blowing up the airplane and says "No one needs to know about your problem. No one needs to know that you're impotent." Then he closes his eyes and snaps his fingers to say "Shit. it slipped"

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
and Die Hard with Vengance

Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis were funny as hell together. I like how they played up the white black thing.

"You know how to hotwire a car?"
"Of course i do, I'm an electrician."
*Jams knife into ognition and strats car*
"The pronblem is, it takes to fucking long."

Always cracks me up. Samuel L Jackson is so fucking defensive in that movie.

Plus, Bruce Willis delivers one-liners in such a good way. half of his lines would be completely retarded coming from anyone else.

[urgeok]

Billy, do you like movies about gladiators ?

Have you ever been in a Turkish Bath Billy ?


had anyone else said those lines with a different delivery - they'd never had gotten away with it.




there was another goofy movie like this a long time ago .. called The Big Bus .. it had some airplane moments too ..

[Vodstok]

I saw that on tv when i was probably 10 :) It was a nuclear powered bus, and they had to fill the ass end with soda at one point to keep it from going off a cliff. that s about all i remember.


"Hey... Scraps is a boy dog...."
"grr......"

i love Peter Graves in those movies....

Greatest line ever:
"We have clearance Clarence."
"Roger Roger. What's our vector Victor?"

Second Runner up:
"So... I was over Unger, and you were under Dunn..."

[urgeok]

julie haggerty - blowing up the automatic pilot ... and its smiling ..


and to top it all off, they're both smoking later :)

[AUSTIN316426808]

anybody seen The Big Hit? now that was a funny as movie.

[Vodstok]

"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

"Surely you cant be serious."
"I am serious. And dont call me Shirly."


"How long will it be until we can land?"
"I cant tell."
"You can tell me, I'm a doctor."

Leslie Neilsen in his finest performance.

[urgeok]

care for a non dairy creamer ?




i LOVE that movie !

[Vodstok]

It really pushed my cheese tolerance, but i always got kick out of Bokeem Woodbine's obsession with the newly discovered wonders of masterbation :)

Or when the boss is talking about his goddaughter getting kidnapped, and Lou Diamond Phillips is reacting to what he said, but acting like he is disgusted by what happened rather than scared shitless that he is going to be killed and he shouts "Oh Fuck!" and covers his face :)

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
It really pushed my cheese tolerance, but i always got kick out of Bokeem Woodbine's obsession with the newly discovered wonders of masterbation :)



when they're having the fight in the video store ...
and they both stop the fight because they saw his picture 'customer of the month' in the adult film section ... priceless.
i love filmmakers throwing stuff in like that

or the beginning :


wrong house again asshole ...


i pull into my neighbours driveway by mistake all the time .. its even funnier to me now

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Vodstok
It really pushed my cheese tolerance, but i always got kick out of Bokeem Woodbine's obsession with the newly discovered wonders of masterbation :)

Or when the boss is talking about his goddaughter getting kidnapped, and Lou Diamond Phillips is reacting to what he said, but acting like he is disgusted by what happened rather than scared shitless that he is going to be killed and he shouts "Oh Fuck!" and covers his face :)

and there was that moron(can't remember his name) I like that part when they're setting up the trace buster that was funny.

and I thought it was hilarious how Mark Walberg was always nice even when he was in the middle of action scenes.

[urgeok]

the sequence where they are running down that treed hill being chased by the car was great action...

thats another movie filmed all around where i live by the way ..

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by urgeok


thats another movie filmed all around where i live by the way ..

have you ever seen anything being filmed before?

[urgeok]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
have you ever seen anything being filmed before?

tons of sets ..
places i had to avoid because streets were shut down (x-men)


I used to travel to work on a country road and in the summer you'd see film crews everywhere ..
Crews doing lighting .. trailers ..etc
I never got out to look though ... Its not what they appreciate..

[Vodstok]

The police academy movies have lost a lot of their luster over the years, but they still have some good moments.

"I told you, Mahoney. Nobody... NOBODY screws with me..."
"Well sir, maybe some day you'll meet the right girl, and all that will change."

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
The police academy movies have lost a lot of their luster over the years, but they still have some good moments.

"I told you, Mahoney. Nobody... NOBODY screws with me..."
"Well sir, maybe some day you'll meet the right girl, and all that will change."

ahhh well, the 1st one was funny ....

with the exception of the appearance of jennifer jones in a later sequal .. they were all horrible after that.

the closest thing america ever had to a 'Carry On' series really .. only the british do it better

[Vodstok]

Why are you pointing the finger at us? they filmed them in your rancid little town.....:D


I have a feeling one o fthese days a canandian militia will track me down and shoot me.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Why are you pointing the finger at us? they filmed them in your rancid little town.....:D


I have a feeling one o fthese days a canandian militia will track me down and shoot me.


you're ok, we cant afford bullets ..

if you fall and scrape your knee while you're running away, we will fix it up for you :)

[Vodstok]

You'll educate my kids too :)

it's really hard to hate you guys.. :D

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Vodstok
You'll educate my kids too :)

it's really hard to hate you guys.. :D


whats to hate .. our neutrality ?! hahahah


people often find it easy to hate me ... but most canadians are a lot nicer ..

[AUSTIN316426808]

I hate Mario Lemouix.