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Vodstok
03-08-2005, 11:04 AM
Have you ever seen something that was so off-the-wall that you doubted wether you actually saw it or not?
My wife and I were leaving the local Wal-Mart parking lot one time. We ended up behind a station wagon with two weird looking women chainsmoking. We noticed there were a TON of vhs tapes sitting in the back, piled high enough that they were clearly visible for about 1 foot up into the rear window.
They were very brightly colored, and the first thing i thought when i saw them was that only 2 types of vhs tapes come in extremely brightly colored pakaging:
Children's movies
Pornography
I did a double take, and then asked my wife "Am I seeing what i think I'm seeing?"
She said "Yes, I think so..."
We crept closer, and i'll be damned, but the ENTIRE back of the station wagon was piled with porno tapes. There wasnt a single Clifford tape to be found, but titles with "Anal" and "Titfucking" were all over the place, not to mention more naked women being violated than should be easily veiwable in a motor vehicle.
It took abit for it to sink in. A pair of middle aged women were driving around NH carting at least 200 porno vids. i still cant imagine what the hell they were doing with them.
One could argue they were disposing of them, but you would think in that case they would use more discretion. I think they were showing off....
urgeok
03-08-2005, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Have you ever seen something that was so off-the-wall that you doubted wether you actually saw it or not?
My wife and I were leaving the local Wal-Mart parking lot one time. We ended up behind a station wagon with two weird looking women chainsmoking. We noticed there were a TON of vhs tapes sitting in the back, piled high enough that they were clearly visible for about 1 foot up into the rear window.
They were very brightly colored, and the first thing i thought when i saw them was that only 2 types of vhs tapes come in extremely brightly colored pakaging:
Children's movies
Pornography
I did a double take, and then asked my wife "Am I seeing what i think I'm seeing?"
She said "Yes, I think so..."
We crept closer, and i'll be damned, but the ENTIRE back of the station wagon was piled with porno tapes. There wasnt a single Clifford tape to be found, but titles with "Anal" and "Titfucking" were all over the place, not to mention more naked women being violated than should be easily veiwable in a motor vehicle.
It took abit for it to sink in. A pair of middle aged women were driving around NH carting at least 200 porno vids. i still cant imagine what the hell they were doing with them.
One could argue they were disposing of them, but you would think in that case they would use more discretion. I think they were showing off....
probably distributing them to the rental places ...
Vodstok
03-08-2005, 11:47 AM
here's a good one... I make a thread about "absurd" things, and mispell the godamn title.....:rolleyes:
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-08-2005, 11:52 AM
lol
kpropain
03-08-2005, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
here's a good one... I make a thread about "absurd" things, and mispell the godamn title.....:rolleyes:
:p :p :p
zwoti
03-08-2005, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
here's a good one... I make a thread about "absurd" things, and mispell the godamn title.....:rolleyes:
ItsAlive75
03-08-2005, 01:30 PM
Goin back to the actual topic, I was drivin' to class last year and I was stopped at a light.
Some ENORMOUSLY fat guy walks down the sidewalk next to the car, stop, pulls his "thing" out, and pisses all over the sidewalk. Tucks it back in, and keeps walking.
Either he was mentally unstable or he just doesn't care about ANYTHING.
Iniquity
03-08-2005, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Goin back to the actual topic, I was drivin' to class last year and I was stopped at a light.
Some ENORMOUSLY fat guy walks down the sidewalk next to the car, stop, pulls his "thing" out, and pisses all over the sidewalk. Tucks it back in, and keeps walking.
Either he was mentally unstable or he just doesn't care about ANYTHING.
Being enormously fat, he was probably lucky he even found it in time to be able to piss on the sidewalk. So Im sure that was the only thing he cared about, if anything at all at that time.
Vodstock: So the question is.... How many tapes did you buy from them?
Chainsaw Guy
03-08-2005, 05:18 PM
Wow thats....................Wow
IDrinkYourBlood
03-08-2005, 07:52 PM
One time I saw two little kids, around 12ish, taking a dump in the park and putting it in the nook of a tree.
X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-08-2005, 07:54 PM
I saw a cab smash into a car that was right beside me and then drive off. I was walking beside it, it scared the hell out of me. :(
Elvis_Christ
03-08-2005, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Have you ever seen something that was so off-the-wall that you doubted wether you actually saw it or not?
My wife and I were leaving the local Wal-Mart parking lot one time. We ended up behind a station wagon with two weird looking women chainsmoking. We noticed there were a TON of vhs tapes sitting in the back, piled high enough that they were clearly visible for about 1 foot up into the rear window.
They were very brightly colored, and the first thing i thought when i saw them was that only 2 types of vhs tapes come in extremely brightly colored pakaging:
Children's movies
Pornography
I did a double take, and then asked my wife "Am I seeing what i think I'm seeing?"
She said "Yes, I think so..."
We crept closer, and i'll be damned, but the ENTIRE back of the station wagon was piled with porno tapes. There wasnt a single Clifford tape to be found, but titles with "Anal" and "Titfucking" were all over the place, not to mention more naked women being violated than should be easily veiwable in a motor vehicle.
It took abit for it to sink in. A pair of middle aged women were driving around NH carting at least 200 porno vids. i still cant imagine what the hell they were doing with them.
One could argue they were disposing of them, but you would think in that case they would use more discretion. I think they were showing off....
What's so weird about that? Maybe they only make it to town a couple of times a year and needed to stock up on porn for those boring nights.
Marroe
03-08-2005, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Have you ever seen something that was so off-the-wall that you doubted wether you actually saw it or not?
My wife and I were leaving the local Wal-Mart parking lot one time. We ended up behind a station wagon with two weird looking women chainsmoking. We noticed there were a TON of vhs tapes sitting in the back, piled high enough that they were clearly visible for about 1 foot up into the rear window.
They were very brightly colored, and the first thing i thought when i saw them was that only 2 types of vhs tapes come in extremely brightly colored pakaging:
Children's movies
Pornography
I did a double take, and then asked my wife "Am I seeing what i think I'm seeing?"
She said "Yes, I think so..."
We crept closer, and i'll be damned, but the ENTIRE back of the station wagon was piled with porno tapes. There wasnt a single Clifford tape to be found, but titles with "Anal" and "Titfucking" were all over the place, not to mention more naked women being violated than should be easily veiwable in a motor vehicle.
It took abit for it to sink in. A pair of middle aged women were driving around NH carting at least 200 porno vids. i still cant imagine what the hell they were doing with them.
One could argue they were disposing of them, but you would think in that case they would use more discretion. I think they were showing off.... haha..was this near New England? How much you wanna bet this was my 2 aunts:p
Elvis_Christ
03-08-2005, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
haha..was this near New England? How much you wanna bet this was my 2 aunts:p
Are they total porno nuts?
Marroe
03-08-2005, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Are they total porno nuts? They're just stange folks....I could see it.
Vodstok
03-09-2005, 04:32 AM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
What's so weird about that? Maybe they only make it to town a couple of times a year and needed to stock up on porn for those boring nights. Sadly, our Wal-mart is lacking in a porn section. And the nearest porno shop was over 30 miles away.
Marroe, yes it is new england. New Hampshire to be exact
Marroe
03-09-2005, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Sadly, our Wal-mart is lacking in a porn section. And the nearest porno shop was over 30 miles away.
Marroe, yes it is new england. New Hampshire to be exact Hehe...if ya seem again...RUN!
barbra
03-09-2005, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Sadly, our Wal-mart is lacking in a porn section. And the nearest porno shop was over 30 miles away.
you're walmart has a porn section! wow Im really missing out living in the bible belt.
massacre man
03-09-2005, 04:02 PM
i saw a baby steal a car and eat the 25 year old passenger then he shot the cops chasing him
barbra
03-09-2005, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by massacre man
i saw a baby steal a car and eat the 25 year old passenger then he shot the cops chasing him babies are hard core gangstars
AUSTIN316426808
03-09-2005, 04:31 PM
one time I saw somebody jump off a bridge while running from the cops.
barbra
03-09-2005, 04:34 PM
I had a friend who jumped off a bridge to end his life, and I had a friend who swam across a canal after robbing a vet's office. I live in a nautical community
Vodstok
03-10-2005, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
one time I saw somebody jump off a bridge while running from the cops. This reminds me. the one time i went to mardi gras, we were on one of the streets just off of bourbon, laughing at some old guy and fat woman dressed like Monica and Bill (they each had a HUGE cigar...) when one of my freinds said "Oh jesus, that's just wrong..."
We looke dover, and this skinny, bowl cut nerd was taking a piss on a wooden door. he staggers away and barely manages to zip up before he turned around. So he look at one o fthe massive piles of garbage on the side of the street (after the first couple of days, there are gigantic piles of trash on all of the streets, many of them overfloing with crawfish leftovers...) he reached IN to one o fthe piles and pulled out a half full cup of beer and STARTED DRINKING IT.
We went on about our business, thouroughly disgusted.
A few minutes later, we were at a street corner on bourbon now, and watching some college girl make her parents proud, when i turned around and the same guy was standing next to a bar.
he was VERY drunk, he kept swaying, and was completely oblivious to the fact that he was standing next to a cop.
The bartender walked up and put down another beer fo rthe guy at the bar, who looked away to see if there were any tits out. All 3 of us were watching when the drunk guy grabs the other guy's beer, and tries drinking it while running away.
The bartender was looking right at him, so he yelled "Hey!' and Leapt over the bar, grabbing the guy by the shirt.
The cop moved like fucking jackie chan, and was on him and hawd him cuffed in a blink of an eye, with the bartender spilled over the bar, still holding the guy's shirt, and the guy at the bar holding him down. The bartender gave him a free beer.
tom-tom
03-10-2005, 04:34 AM
i've got an explaination for the woman and their porn, perhaps they where seeing if anyone would be interrested in starring in their porn show...lol
AUSTIN316426808
03-11-2005, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
This reminds me. the one time i went to mardi gras, we were on one of the streets just off of bourbon, laughing at some old guy and fat woman dressed like Monica and Bill (they each had a HUGE cigar...) when one of my freinds said "Oh jesus, that's just wrong..."
We looke dover, and this skinny, bowl cut nerd was taking a piss on a wooden door. he staggers away and barely manages to zip up before he turned around. So he look at one o fthe massive piles of garbage on the side of the street (after the first couple of days, there are gigantic piles of trash on all of the streets, many of them overfloing with crawfish leftovers...) he reached IN to one o fthe piles and pulled out a half full cup of beer and STARTED DRINKING IT.
We went on about our business, thouroughly disgusted.
A few minutes later, we were at a street corner on bourbon now, and watching some college girl make her parents proud, when i turned around and the same guy was standing next to a bar.
he was VERY drunk, he kept swaying, and was completely oblivious to the fact that he was standing next to a cop.
The bartender walked up and put down another beer fo rthe guy at the bar, who looked away to see if there were any tits out. All 3 of us were watching when the drunk guy grabs the other guy's beer, and tries drinking it while running away.
The bartender was looking right at him, so he yelled "Hey!' and Leapt over the bar, grabbing the guy by the shirt.
The cop moved like fucking jackie chan, and was on him and hawd him cuffed in a blink of an eye, with the bartender spilled over the bar, still holding the guy's shirt, and the guy at the bar holding him down. The bartender gave him a free beer.
Originally posted by Vodstok
overfloing
A couple of friends and I were walking down Burbon Street at this years Mardi Gras and at one point we were a couple of feet away from a girl showing her goods to get the people up on a balcony to throw her some beeds, at the same time a drunk guy walked by us and up to the girl and grabbed her boobs while actually making a honk honk sound. Being right under a balcony we were only about 4 or 5 feet from the sidewalk were a cop was standing and before the guy could even start running the cop grabbed him then the guy punches the cop and runs off, the cop is running behind the guy while he's going through the crowd yelling ''honk honk''. After about maybe 90 seconds of that the guy slips on something and fell onto a board with a nail, the nail went through his shoulder. I don't know how drunk you have to be for that to happen and you just keep saying ''honk honk'' all the way to the police car but that's what he did.
barbra
03-11-2005, 12:17 AM
I hate new orleans at mardi gras, my sister is moving there in a week.
AUSTIN316426808
03-11-2005, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by barbra
I hate new orleans at mardi gras, my sister is moving there in a week.
what do you hate about it? you looked pretty happy in the picture of you at a Mardi Gras ball.
urgeok
03-11-2005, 02:54 AM
honk honk