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IDrinkYourBlood
03-07-2005, 08:47 PM
whats sex with a blow up doll like?

Elvis_Christ
03-07-2005, 08:55 PM
Depends on the quality of your doll I guess. Somewhere between a balloon and a corpse? Hmmmmm rubber corpse *drools*

Sedated_replica
03-07-2005, 09:48 PM
Whats sex with a dead body like?


I would think it was close to the same thing

Angra
03-07-2005, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
whats sex with a blow up doll like?



Chicken.

Elvis_Christ
03-07-2005, 09:55 PM
^^That's your answer to everything! *wonders if Idrinkyourblood has just found his parents doll or something and is going to try it out*

Gren the cake
03-07-2005, 10:01 PM
bagel

Sedated_replica
03-07-2005, 10:01 PM
Fuck a blow up doll

Fuck the evil doll.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5563008457&rd=1

Show it who's boss ;)

Elvis_Christ
03-07-2005, 10:03 PM
look at it's pretty mouth *drools*

Gren the cake
03-07-2005, 10:23 PM
that thing is fuckin disgusting. but i have a hard time believeing the whole trying to get rid of it but i cant thing... nice gimmick though...!!

Elvis_Christ
03-07-2005, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by Gren the cake
that thing is fuckin disgusting. but i have a hard time believeing the whole trying to get rid of it but i cant thing... nice gimmick though...!!

Yeh it's gotta be bullshit for sure they just found it in their garage and painted it up hoping some kook would pay top $ for it. They should have made a fake newspaper article (from a strange country so it wouldn't be so easy to check up on) about it being responsible for many unexplained deaths to make it more belevable. You'd think they'd try and destroy it if it was so evil not sell it on to strangers...... maybe they doll kills whoever buys it then it returns to the original owner so they can sell it again.

ShankS
03-08-2005, 01:28 AM
;)

ChEEbA
03-08-2005, 03:40 AM
Maybe I'm the only one to admit this, but I wouldn't mind trying it out with the "realdoll".

I've SEEN a cheapass blow up doll, in fact a friend and I bought one for another for his 17th b'day. We blew it up, but I think too much, and it's pussy "canal" inverted and looked like a penis.
We ended up pulling wrestling moves until one of us dived out of a pergola with it, and busted it up...
As for the quality, very bad.
the parts where colours came together were joined with sharp plastic, I'd say using it woul'dve been uncomfortable to use.

urgeok
03-08-2005, 05:20 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Maybe I'm the only one to admit this, but I wouldn't mind trying it out with the "realdoll".

I've SEEN a cheapass blow up doll, in fact a friend and I bought one for another for his 17th b'day. We blew it up, but I think too much, and it's pussy "canal" inverted and looked like a penis.
We ended up pulling wrestling moves until one of us dived out of a pergola with it, and busted it up...
As for the quality, very bad.
the parts where colours came together were joined with sharp plastic, I'd say using it woul'dve been uncomfortable to use.

i think half way through i'd start to cry..

The Mothman
03-08-2005, 05:21 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
, and it's pussy "canal" inverted and looked like a penis.
.
omg Lmao.

Sedated_replica
03-08-2005, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Maybe I'm the only one to admit this, but I wouldn't mind trying it out with the "realdoll".

Fuck! is anyone surpised with this remark?

I thought you would the real thing :rolleyes:

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-08-2005, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Fuck! is anyone surpised with this remark?


lol, yes.

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-08-2005, 03:55 PM
http://www.extremerestraints.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/ve425.jpg

Elvis_Christ
03-08-2005, 07:29 PM
^^ :D That's pretty freaky!

orangestar
03-08-2005, 07:32 PM
mmm...removable cock....


:p

Chainsaw Guy
03-08-2005, 07:33 PM
The creepiest thing about that is the "Inviting Anus" part

IDrinkYourBlood
03-08-2005, 07:39 PM
lol never heard of an "inviting anus" befor. but my question is.......who would want to remove the cock, and why does it remove in the first place?

ChEEbA
03-08-2005, 07:58 PM
Hey sedated...I GET the real thing...so all is well.
But, that's not to say I WOULDN'T check out a "realdoll", can't say I'd want to pay that much for one though...

Ah...nothing like an immature attempt at a dig to show how you're all "over it" huh?
...see? nothing but bullshit with you....EVER.

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-08-2005, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Hey sedated...I GET the real thing...so all is well.
But, that's not to say I WOULDN'T check out a realdoll, can't say I'd want to pay for one though...

Ah...nothing like an immature attempt at a dig to show how you're all "over it" huh?
...see? nothing but bullshit with you....EVER.

It's not more bullshit or a dig. We just both think having sex with a doll is a little weird, whatever floats your boat though. :)

ChEEbA
03-08-2005, 08:04 PM
Not that I was referring to you anyway...
But, I see how this goes.
I forgot, it's OK when one of you self absorbed crybaby losers wants to throw insults around, just not me...'cos I "hurt peoples feelings"...awwww...

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-08-2005, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Not that I was referring to you anyway...
But, I see how this goes.
Oh right...I forgot, it's OK when one of you self absorbed crybaby losers wants to throw insults around, just not me...'cos I "hurt peoples feelings"...awwww...

It's not an insult. :confused:

ChEEbA
03-08-2005, 08:09 PM
Like I said, it was an attempted dig...which I find insulting, or, an attempt to be anyway.

Clearly the two of you wanna just keep this thing going...so,whatever...seems it makes you feel a tad better about yourselves, but hey, we've both known that about SEDATED for quite a while, and now you fall in the same categorie by trying to defend his transparent BULLSHIT.

Can't say my expectations have exactly been shattered or anything...

"yeah, we're all over it...let's just try and make him look like he's starting it again"
Same fucking story...again and again.

Elvis_Christ
03-08-2005, 08:10 PM
Fuck here we go again :mad: Get over it Cheeba.

ChEEbA
03-08-2005, 08:10 PM
"yeah, we're all over it...let's just try and make him look like he's starting it again"

Thanks for proving my point E_C...
For the record, YOU'RE no longer involved...so howsabout taking your own advice?

Elvis_Christ
03-08-2005, 08:29 PM
Get fucked asshole don't tell me what I can and can't do. Stop being so uptight. Everyone's not out to get you so fucking calm down and stop being so high and mighty.

Marroe
03-08-2005, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Get fucked asshole don't tell me what I can and can't do. Stop being so uptight. Everyone's not out to get you so fucking calm down and stop being so high and mighty. Why are you guys even starting in on him again? All was cool until sadated had to go make a remark, and now you......so I think you need to tell yourself to calm down.

Angra
03-08-2005, 08:39 PM
Gees..... This is getting old and tiring..:rolleyes:

ChEEbA
03-08-2005, 08:40 PM
To the entire three of you idiots:

I WAS over it. See the pics thread? Didn't even reply to sedateds desperate attempt to get the last word in, all while saying "yeah, I'm over it".
See?
THAT is over it.
So now, the three of you will post your snide, sarcastic remarks again, and again, in an attempt to get a rise outta me.
WHY?
You think I'm gonna say something about you that I haven't already? If that's what you want? Here it is folks.., since none of you have the balls to be direct and straightfoward about things, allow me:

You three are a pathetic bunch of wannabe outcasts that clearly listen to too much alternative music, and have drummed into your thick little skulls that this is the only way you'll ever be SOME KIND of cool. You're pathetic, shallow, self absorbed cuntrags that will see fault with everything but themselves.
This is the way you are, this is the way you'll stay.
You like trying to make ME look like the bad guy by making your "it's not an insult" remarks...this is obviously how you muster support from weak minded, ignorant individuals like yourselves. Followers, not leaders.
Go right ahead, say how much I'm hated here...I'm not hated by anyone that MATTERS. You just are a bunch of pretentious fucking nothings.

MD - You're a filthy looking bitch with no seft respect - whether or not YOU want to admit this, I know it's the case. You'll probably end up getting taken advantage of again and again...abusive relationships are all you'll ever find unless you change your ways. You wanna look like a whore, you get treated like one.
Wake up to yourself, and read a few books or something...because you are also a really ignorant little cocksucker too. But go ahead living in your sad little world, getting any kind of admiration you can...from any kind of assholes.
If they respected women, they'd tell you to throw some freakin' clothes on...I've seen junkie whores that wear more.

SR - You're just about the biggest DICKHEAD loser I've ever come across. How you act indicates to me that you'd be the kinda guy tht mouths off behind someones back, then quickly turns away if they hear it.., or perhaps saying "it was just a joke" or "I wasn't talking about YOU"....later saying "theyre lucky they walked away" under your breathe. A sad little cockless bitch.
The type that WILL one day say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and end up with your teeth stuck in the back of your throat...whinging to your mother 'bout how it wasn't your fault, and the other guy started it. You're 20 already huh?
You ought to grow the fuck up.

EC - My main problem with you right now is simply that you're siding with these two, when what theyre attempting to do here is as plain as day. I've spoken to you before, and I think you enjoy shit-stirring people, usually in a relatively civil, and non-condescending manner...and I had no huge problem with you whatsoever. But, if you speak against me, I will speak back.
Until then, consider this over.
I'm not telling you what to do either, just saying that you're pretty much contradicting YOURSELF.

OK, and that was pretty much all I had to say...so, now you guys don't need to try and start any fights...etc in your OBVIOUS (to anyone with half a brain) chickenshit ways. That's what I think of you, that's all I have to say.
So, if ever you feel like mixing it up again, don't bother.., it's a waste of space. Just refer to what I've said here, 'cos its not going to change...there will be no new information given.
Now, in the tradition of the loser that has not much more to say, please feel free to tell me how much y'all DON'T care...

You're all "over it" are you?
Then BE over it, and SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

Have a nice day.

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-08-2005, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Like I said, it was an attempted dig...which I find insulting, or, an attempt to be anyway.

Clearly the two of you wanna just keep this thing going...so,whatever...seems it makes you feel a tad better about yourselves, but hey, we've both known that about SEDATED for quite a while, and now you fall in the same categorie by trying to defend his transparent BULLSHIT.

Can't say my expectations have exactly been shattered or anything...

"yeah, we're all over it...let's just try and make him look like he's starting it again"
Same fucking story...again and again.

I didn't completely understand the second half of Sedated's post. Maybe he was trying to start shit, I don't know. The first half "Does anybody find this surprising" is what I replied too.

As far as defending his transparent bullshit, I have no clue what you're talking about. What else is new eh?

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-08-2005, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
To the entire three of you idiots:

I WAS over it. See the pics thread? Didn't even reply to sedateds desperate attempt to get the last word in, all while saying "yeah, I'm over it".
See?
THAT is over it.
So now, the three of you will post your snide, sarcastic remarks again, and again, in an attempt to get a rise outta me.
WHY?
You think I'm gonna say something about you that I haven't already? If that's what you want? Here it is folks.., since none of you have the balls to be direct and straightfoward about things, allow me:

You three are a pathetic bunch of wannabe outcasts that clearly listen to too much alternative music, and have drummed into your thick little skulls that this is the only way you'll ever be SOME KIND of cool. You're pathetic, shallow, self absorbed cuntrags that will see fault with everything but themselves.
This is the way you are, this is the way you'll stay.
You like trying to make ME look like the bad guy by making your "it's not an insult" remarks...this is obviously how you muster support from weak minded, ignorant individuals like yourselves. Followers, not leaders.
Go right ahead, say how much I'm hated here...I'm not hated by anyone that MATTERS. You just are a bunch of pretentious fucking nothings.

MD - You're a filthy looking bitch with no seft respect - whether or not YOU want to admit this, I know it's the case. You'll probably end up getting taken advantage of again and again...abusive relationships are all you'll ever find unless you change your ways. You wanna look like a whore, you get treated like one.
Wake up to yourself, and read a few books or something...because you are also a really ignorant little cocksucker too. But go ahead living in your sad little world, getting any kind of admiration you can...from any kind of assholes.
If they respected women, they'd tell you to throw some freakin' clothes on...I've seen junkie whores that wear more.

SR - You're just about the biggest DICKHEAD loser I've ever come across. How you act indicates to me that you'd be the kinda guy tht mouths off behind someones back, then quickly turns away if they hear it.., or perhaps saying "it was just a joke" or "I wasn't talking about YOU"....later saying "theyre lucky they walked away" under your breathe. A sad little cockless bitch.
The type that WILL one day say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and end up with your teeth stuck in the back of your throat...whinging to your mother 'bout how it wasn't your fault, and the other guy started it. You're 20 already huh?
You ought to grow the fuck up.

EC - My main problem with you right now is simply that you're siding with these two, when what theyre attempting to do here is as plain as day. I've spoken to you before, and I think you enjoy shit-stirring people, usually in a relatively civil, and non-condescending manner...and I had no huge problem with you whatsoever. But, if you speak against me, I will speak back.
Until then, consider this over.
I'm not telling you what to do either, just saying that you're pretty much contradicting YOURSELF.

OK, and that was pretty much all I had to say...so, now you guys don't need to try and start any fights...etc in your OBVIOUS (to anyone with half a brain) chickenshit ways. That's what I think of you, that's all I have to say.
So, if ever you feel like mixing it up again, don't bother.., it's a waste of space. Just refer to what I've said here, 'cos its not going to change...there will be no new information given.
Now, in the tradition of the loser that has not much more to say, please feel free to tell me how much y'all DON'T care...

You're all "over it" are you?
Then BE over it, and SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

Have a nice day.

LOL!

Elvis_Christ
03-08-2005, 08:54 PM
I was keeping out of it all I said was get over it because you were getting uptight and I could see another dumb fucking argument starting again.....which did.

You three are a pathetic bunch of wannabe outcasts that clearly listen to too much alternative music, and have drummed into your thick little skulls that this is the only way you'll ever be SOME KIND of cool.

What the fuck? That is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. You ramble on all this shit and wonder why people have a problem with you :rolleyes:

My main problem with you right now is simply that you're siding with these two, when what theyre attempting to do here is as plain as day.

Well I gotta stick up for my fellow outcasts or else who would I have to listen to too much "alternative music" with? They also seem like cool people unlike you. *Waits for another big rant he can't be fucked reading (good to see your writing class paid off this must be good practice)*

ChEEbA
03-08-2005, 08:55 PM
No, no more rants...like I said, that's it, but yknow...keep talking as long as you all like, I have a feeling it won't make much of difference.

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-08-2005, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I was keeping out of it all I said was get over it because you were getting uptight and I could see another dumb fucking argument starting again.....which did.



What the fuck? That is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. You ramble on all this shit and wonder why people have a problem with you :rolleyes:



Well I gotta stick up for my fellow outcasts or else who would I have to listen to too much "alternative music" with? They also seem like cool people unlike you. *Waits for another big rant he can't be fucked reading (good to see your writing class paid off this must be good practice)*

Don't even bother with him. His head is so far up his ass he's bound to implode all on his own.

BH14
03-08-2005, 09:02 PM
Why does anyone bother wasting their time to insult someone in a forum for over 30 mins and constantly going back and forth?? Let it go.

I wanted to see how sex felt like with a doll and its just rambling... haha

ChEEbA
03-08-2005, 09:03 PM
It's all good, I got my "WOOOSAH" on...
*rubs temples*

Wooooooo-sah....

Elvis_Christ
03-08-2005, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Don't even bother with him. His head is so far up his ass he's bound to implode all on his own. :D Heh... hopefully but I thing not he likes a reason to write his big rants. He's one of those "academic" types :rolleyes:

ChEEbA
03-08-2005, 09:12 PM
Oh, is THAT what you lot call Australians now?
How appropriote.
Guess there's not much room for reading when there's so much shearing and drinking to be done, eh "CUZ"?

wait wait...




I WAS ONLY KIDDING....







WOOOOOO-SAH-WOOSAH-WOOOOOOOSAH!

Elvis_Christ
03-08-2005, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
Oh, is THAT what you lot call Australians now?
How appropriote.
Guess there's not much room for reading when there's so much shearing and drinking to be done, eh "CUZ"?

wait wait...




I WAS ONLY KIDDING....







WOOOOOO-SAH-WOOSAH-WOOOOOOOSAH!

ChEEbA
03-08-2005, 09:18 PM
How creative...thankyou.

IDrinkYourBlood
03-08-2005, 09:30 PM
anyFUCKINGways.............Im going back to the thread that I created, I did not creatate a thread for bitching, I created a thread for diffrent sex experiences. Not a thread for whinny kids, but a thead for people who wanna know what fucking an orange is like.






and if your wouondering about the orange thing........its cold and not big enough.

Marroe
03-08-2005, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
anyFUCKINGways.............Im going back to the thread that I created, I did not creatate a thread for bitching, I created a thread for diffrent sex experiences. Not a thread for whinny kids, but a thead for people who wanna know what fucking an orange is like.






and if your wouondering about the orange thing........its cold and not big enough. I think it'd be too big for us gals........ooch!

Elvis_Christ
03-08-2005, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
anyFUCKINGways.............Im going back to the thread that I created, I did not creatate a thread for bitching, I created a thread for diffrent sex experiences. Not a thread for whinny kids, but a thead for people who wanna know what fucking an orange is like.






and if your wouondering about the orange thing........its cold and not big enough.

Fuck sorry man all this bitching is really fucking dumb....time to get back to the filth that this thread was originally intended for. Does the juice sting?

Sedated_replica
03-08-2005, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
To the entire three of you idiots:

I WAS over it. See the pics thread? Didn't even reply to sedateds desperate attempt to get the last word in, all while saying "yeah, I'm over it".
See?
THAT is over it.
So now, the three of you will post your snide, sarcastic remarks again, and again, in an attempt to get a rise outta me.
WHY?
You think I'm gonna say something about you that I haven't already? If that's what you want? Here it is folks.., since none of you have the balls to be direct and straightfoward about things, allow me:

You three are a pathetic bunch of wannabe outcasts that clearly listen to too much alternative music, and have drummed into your thick little skulls that this is the only way you'll ever be SOME KIND of cool. You're pathetic, shallow, self absorbed cuntrags that will see fault with everything but themselves.
This is the way you are, this is the way you'll stay.
You like trying to make ME look like the bad guy by making your "it's not an insult" remarks...this is obviously how you muster support from weak minded, ignorant individuals like yourselves. Followers, not leaders.
Go right ahead, say how much I'm hated here...I'm not hated by anyone that MATTERS. You just are a bunch of pretentious fucking nothings.

MD - You're a filthy looking bitch with no seft respect - whether or not YOU want to admit this, I know it's the case. You'll probably end up getting taken advantage of again and again...abusive relationships are all you'll ever find unless you change your ways. You wanna look like a whore, you get treated like one.
Wake up to yourself, and read a few books or something...because you are also a really ignorant little cocksucker too. But go ahead living in your sad little world, getting any kind of admiration you can...from any kind of assholes.
If they respected women, they'd tell you to throw some freakin' clothes on...I've seen junkie whores that wear more.

SR - You're just about the biggest DICKHEAD loser I've ever come across. How you act indicates to me that you'd be the kinda guy tht mouths off behind someones back, then quickly turns away if they hear it.., or perhaps saying "it was just a joke" or "I wasn't talking about YOU"....later saying "theyre lucky they walked away" under your breathe. A sad little cockless bitch.
The type that WILL one day say the wrong thing to the wrong person, and end up with your teeth stuck in the back of your throat...whinging to your mother 'bout how it wasn't your fault, and the other guy started it. You're 20 already huh?
You ought to grow the fuck up.

EC - My main problem with you right now is simply that you're siding with these two, when what theyre attempting to do here is as plain as day. I've spoken to you before, and I think you enjoy shit-stirring people, usually in a relatively civil, and non-condescending manner...and I had no huge problem with you whatsoever. But, if you speak against me, I will speak back.
Until then, consider this over.
I'm not telling you what to do either, just saying that you're pretty much contradicting YOURSELF.

OK, and that was pretty much all I had to say...so, now you guys don't need to try and start any fights...etc in your OBVIOUS (to anyone with half a brain) chickenshit ways. That's what I think of you, that's all I have to say.
So, if ever you feel like mixing it up again, don't bother.., it's a waste of space. Just refer to what I've said here, 'cos its not going to change...there will be no new information given.
Now, in the tradition of the loser that has not much more to say, please feel free to tell me how much y'all DON'T care...

You're all "over it" are you?
Then BE over it, and SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

Have a nice day.

LOL


Its really funny how you can see into all our lifes. Like you know us

I don't know you!

I didn't know you would fuck a doll untill you told us. I was surpised, honestly.
I would think a lot of girls would like you

Whatever gets you off man. your a really smart and cool guy. You think really logical. I'd like to meet you someday.

Better than that, I wish I was you.:(

I wanna wear cool muscle shirts and show off my great body.

Oh well, I'm sorry man. I never meant anything by it.

Your a cool guy cheeba and I'm just a loser.


:(

Elvis_Christ
03-08-2005, 09:41 PM
Hey Outcast buddy? How's that "alternative music" going?

Sedated_replica
03-08-2005, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Hey Outcast buddy? How's that "alternative music" going?

LOL

Its great.

God damn all those "normal" people and there "normal" music.

Elvis_Christ
03-08-2005, 09:48 PM
There just not even close to being as cool as us man. They just don't get "it". They don't even know what "it" is dude....:p

Angra
03-08-2005, 09:49 PM
Turned on yet?


:D

Marroe
03-08-2005, 09:49 PM
Umm...I thought we were talking about fucking fruit now?

Angra
03-08-2005, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Umm...I thought we were talking about fucking fruit now?


Nooo, leave that to the vegetarians.;)

Marroe
03-08-2005, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by Angra
Turned on yet?


:D Hehe..fucking lamb chop.

Spallalala
03-08-2005, 10:04 PM
Hello again.. Are you getting hot and horny for that lamp chop puppet now marroe??

I though this thread was on blow up dolls. I dont have any experience with them, but I once did go into a adult shop here and saw a "ewe" called anna.. how insulting hey hahaha.. funny tho.

I say if you wanna fuck fruit try an old hollowed out cucumber hahaha.. Just the idea is funny.... Yeah wrap your head around that one hahahah..

Elvis_Christ
03-08-2005, 10:08 PM
This guy seems to like it (He's Austrailan)

Marroe
03-08-2005, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by Spallalala
Hello again.. Are you getting hot and horny for that lamp chop puppet now marroe??

I though this thread was on blow up dolls. I dont have any experience with them, but I once did go into a adult shop here and saw a "ewe" called anna.. how insulting hey hahaha.. funny tho.

I say if you wanna fuck fruit try an old hollowed out cucumber hahaha.. Just the idea is funny.... Yeah wrap your head around that one hahahah.. Hehehe..yeah..you caught me.


hey sweetie!!! how are you?

excelsior
03-08-2005, 10:13 PM
I don't think it's on for australians to be bad mouthing other people like that.

why was that guy being so outrageously abusive? I mean it was funny... but I don't think he meant it to be. does he have mental problems? i guess it's not nice to laugh at people like that.

Marroe
03-08-2005, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by excelsior
I don't think it's on for australians to be bad mouthing other people like that.

why was that guy being so outrageously abusive? I mean it was funny... but I don't think he meant it to be. does he have mental problems? i guess it's not nice to laugh at people like that. And you are?

excelsior
03-08-2005, 10:16 PM
hiya!

I'm alex. pleased to make your acquaintance...

Marroe
03-08-2005, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by excelsior
hiya!

I'm alex. pleased to make your acquaintance... Huddo there......don't mind everyone. And it's not just cheeba making the remarks here...you've only saw one side of it. Don't be so quick to judge

Sedated_replica
03-08-2005, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by excelsior
I don't think it's on for australians to be bad mouthing other people like that.

why was that guy being so outrageously abusive? I mean it was funny... but I don't think he meant it to be. does he have mental problems? i guess it's not nice to laugh at people like that.

Who are you talking about?

Sedated_replica
03-08-2005, 10:22 PM
Oh

Yes, he does have mental problems. Its really sad

Poor guy

excelsior
03-08-2005, 10:23 PM
oh! now she's offline... :( you know you shouldn't really ask questions unless you are interested in the reply.

you know, that is a singular curse in society today... they way the people you meet say "how's it going?" and if you answer "oh, it's really terrible, I am dreadfully unhappy!" they will just say "oh well, jolly good, you take care now!"...

why do they even ask you in the first place?

Marroe
03-08-2005, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Oh

Yes, he does have mental problems. Its really sad

Poor guy Can we drop this already? paleeze?

Marroe
03-08-2005, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by excelsior
oh! now she's offline... :( you know you shouldn't really ask questions unless you are interested in the reply.

you know, that is a singular curse in society today... they way the people you meet say "how's it going?" and if you answer "oh, it's really terrible, I am dreadfully unhappy!" they will just say "oh well, jolly good, you take care now!"...

why do they even ask you in the first place? I'm here...go on


wait..did I ask you something?...are you even talking about me?:confused:

Sedated_replica
03-08-2005, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Can we drop this already? paleeze?

The guy was asking. I was only replying. Your only going to tell cheeba's side of the story. But its dropped

excelsior
03-08-2005, 10:28 PM
my mistake! you are here after all... you are just hiding.

in any event, no matter what the 'other side' was that's no reason to say all that mean stuff. although that diss about the music was just funny - but then not really so funny as it seemed to betray a very bigoted attitude...

the only other side I see here is the other side of madness!

excelsior
03-08-2005, 10:28 PM
i am happy to drop it

excelsior
03-08-2005, 10:29 PM
so anyway... The Other side of Madness! what about that one?

a.k.a. The Helter Skelter Murders... I haven't managed to watch it yet, but I will do soon and I am really looking forward to it.

Marroe
03-08-2005, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
The guy was asking. I was only replying. Your only going to tell cheeba's side of the story. But its dropped I'm not telling anyones side of the story..he can go back and read the other thread if he wants. Just chill out

Sedated_replica
03-08-2005, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
I'm not telling anyones side of the story..he can go back and read the other thread if he wants. Just chill out

God damn. This really went out of control. I really didn't think it would go this far. Hopefully things will be normal tomorrow

Marroe
03-08-2005, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
God damn. This really went out of control. I really didn't think it would go this far. Hopefully things will be normal tomorrow Yup...we ALL need to control our comments here. This has been going on way too long.

Sedated_replica
03-08-2005, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Yup...we ALL need to control our comments here. This has been going on way too long.

except me ;)


I'm joking. I was only trying to stick up for someone. Fuck it!

Good bye :D

excelsior
03-08-2005, 10:42 PM
from an outsiders perspective... it was pretty funny.

especially that big long outpouring man...!

Marroe
03-08-2005, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by excelsior
from an outsiders perspective... it was pretty funny.

especially that big long outpouring man...! he's actually a very nice person...don't judge any of us by this. We'll all end up being asses to you

I should say look like asses to you...you haven't done anything to fire me up yet

excelsior
03-08-2005, 10:48 PM
alright

Angra
03-08-2005, 11:01 PM
Originally posted by excelsior
alright



You will soon enough discover that we are all assholes in here, pal.

Oh by the way, FUCK YOU NOOB!!!!;) :D :p



Peace!

:cool:

ChEEbA
03-08-2005, 11:43 PM
Sedated, keep talking...however long you like.
I had a reply for you, but fuck it...I'm through with this shit.
There there...the last word is yours.;)

New person, if I type long posts, it's because I don't much like having to repeat myself. Marroe IS right, there WAS more to this, but I'm not interested in revisiting it. No doubt there'll be "someone" in here that'll be only too glad to fill you in.
As for the kiwi joke, hey...maybe it was a tad below the belt, but hey...kiwis and aussies taking the piss outta eachother is pretty much a custom. I'd take no offence if he said...I dunno, whatever they think the stereotype is these days either.
In regards to the rest of the things I said, I just thought I'd skip the arguments that would lead up to me saying these things anyway. I'd reached a point where I wasn't going to say a thing, and I was baited. I don't mind how you wanna look at this incident...don't much care.

Guess I can get back on topic...for a WHILE maybe?
Fruits???
Hmmm...maybe a peeled rockmelon??
Yes I'd still prefer the realdoll...that's right, ol' dollfucker cheeba...
:rolleyes:

fannyface
03-09-2005, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by Angra
You will soon enough discover that we are all assholes in here, pal.

Oh by the way, FUCK YOU NOOB!!!!;) :D :p



Peace!

:cool:
Hey Angra. Is your avatar Skeletor? Or is it the Sorceror?

Angra
03-09-2005, 02:24 AM
Originally posted by fannyface
Hey Angra. Is your avatar Skeletor? Or is it the Sorceror?


I honestly don´t have a clue who it is?

Just discovered it on Google and thought it looked.... Well.. Ok, i guess.:)

ChEEbA
03-09-2005, 02:30 AM
I have a feeling I've seen it on album art someplace....just not sure as to where.

urgeok
03-09-2005, 02:48 AM
now .... i was hoping someone could tell me what sex with a real live girl was like ... ?

Angra
03-09-2005, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
I have a feeling I've seen it on album art someplace....just not sure as to where.


Probably a heavy metal album.;) :cool:

urgeok
03-09-2005, 04:52 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA
I have a feeling I've seen it on album art someplace....just not sure as to where.

looks like an old EC comic

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-09-2005, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by ChEEbA

MD - You're a filthy looking bitch with no seft respect - whether or not YOU want to admit this, I know it's the case. You'll probably end up getting taken advantage of again and again...abusive relationships are all you'll ever find unless you change your ways. You wanna look like a whore, you get treated like one.
Wake up to yourself, and read a few books or something...because you are also a really ignorant little cocksucker too. But go ahead living in your sad little world, getting any kind of admiration you can...from any kind of assholes.
If they respected women, they'd tell you to throw some freakin' clothes on...I've seen junkie whores that wear more.



I just want to say that you know you're an attention whore when you love this kind of attention too. :D

you forgot to talk about all my std's though.

urgeok
03-09-2005, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I just want to say that you know you're an attention whore when you love this kind of attention too. :D

you forgot to talk about all my std's though.


well, there goes your valentines day card this year

IDrinkYourBlood
03-09-2005, 10:41 AM
I wounder what sex with a hole in the wall would feel like. Probably not very good just be all hollo. I just awnsered my own question didnt I?

Angra
03-09-2005, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
I wounder what sex with a hole in the wall would feel like. Probably not very good just be all hollo. I just awnsered my own question didnt I?


If you prefere the missionary position, i´ll suggest making a hole in the ground.;)

Get busy!!:D

Vodstok
03-09-2005, 10:48 AM
You okay drink?


Another consideration, if it is an external wall (and some internal), there is a concern of fiberglass insulation. i imagine that would be quite hard on one's willie.

zwoti
03-09-2005, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
You okay drink?


Another consideration, if it is an external wall (and some internal), there is a concern of fiberglass insulation. i imagine that would be quite hard on one's willie.

do people really say willy?

Vodstok
03-09-2005, 10:50 AM
never in a serious tone, but yeah.

Angra
03-09-2005, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by Angra
If you prefere the missionary position, i´ll suggest making a hole in the ground.;)

Get busy!!:D


You could hump a sandbox in a playground. Don´t mind people staring.;)

IDrinkYourBlood
03-09-2005, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Angra
You could hump a sandbox in a playground. Don´t mind people staring.;) just run into a sandbox on the play ground and rape a little boy for aout 3 humps long and then take off running. And all this while dressed like a clown. LOL

Angra
03-09-2005, 10:57 AM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
just run into a sandbox on the play ground and rape a little boy for aout 3 humps long and then take off running. And all this while dressed like a clown. LOL



Suuure, whatever makes your day, dude.:D


*Picks up the phone and dialing the police*


:D :D :D

IDrinkYourBlood
03-09-2005, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by Angra
Suuure, whatever makes your day, dude.:D


*Picks up the phone and dialing the police*


:D :D :D NOT ME
I just think thats the funniest thing ever. what if you saw that happin. Dont tell me you wouldnt laugh your ass off. Picture yourself walking in the park on a nice day. and WHAM out of the bushes comes a clown, runns in the sandbox, anally rapes a 4 year old boy and takes off. LOL thats hillarias.

Angra
03-09-2005, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
NOT ME
I just think thats the funniest thing ever. what if you saw that happin. Dont tell me you wouldnt laugh your ass off. Picture yourself walking in the park on a nice day. and WHAM out of the bushes comes a clown, runns in the sandbox, anally rapes a 4 year old boy and takes off. LOL thats hillarias.


That would strike you as funny??:confused:


I would hunt down that clown and strangle him with his own cock. Trust me.;)

taylorsmommy
03-09-2005, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
NOT ME
I just think thats the funniest thing ever. what if you saw that happin. Dont tell me you wouldnt laugh your ass off. Picture yourself walking in the park on a nice day. and WHAM out of the bushes comes a clown, runns in the sandbox, anally rapes a 4 year old boy and takes off. LOL thats hillarias.

Yeah, real funny:mad:

urgeok
03-09-2005, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
NOT ME
I just think thats the funniest thing ever. what if you saw that happin. Dont tell me you wouldnt laugh your ass off. Picture yourself walking in the park on a nice day. and WHAM out of the bushes comes a clown, runns in the sandbox, anally rapes a 4 year old boy and takes off. LOL thats hillarias.

yeah, as the father of a 4 year old boy i'd be laughing my ass off as i ripped his throat out with my teeth - as well as the throat of anyone that could possibly think it was funny

ShankS
03-09-2005, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
NOT ME
I just think thats the funniest thing ever. what if you saw that happin. Dont tell me you wouldnt laugh your ass off. Picture yourself walking in the park on a nice day. and WHAM out of the bushes comes a clown, runns in the sandbox, anally rapes a 4 year old boy and takes off. LOL thats hillarias.

you're fuckin weird, but then I guess you already knew that.

urgeok
03-09-2005, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
you're fuckin weird, but then I guess you already knew that.

if i didnt realize he was just a kid trying his damndest to be funny ...in the wrongest of ways ...

i'd be in my car heading west right now

IDrinkYourBlood
03-09-2005, 11:23 AM
Sorry jeez I didnt mean to offend anyone. I just have a sick scence of humor. :(

ShankS
03-09-2005, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
Sorry jeez I didnt mean to offend anyone. I just have a sick scence of humor. :(

I know you do, and I don't let it get to me, but you have to remember there's mums and dads here, who love children to bits and don't wana read shit like that....there's levels of what 'you' think are humor that don't need going to.

Sedated_replica
03-09-2005, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
just run into a sandbox on the play ground and rape a little boy for aout 3 humps long and then take off running. And all this while dressed like a clown. LOL

Thats really fucking horrible.

The "LOL" part makes it even better:cool:

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-09-2005, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
Thats really fucking horrible.

The "LOL" part makes it even better:cool:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/cirquemacabre/6d6ed62f.jpg

Angra
03-09-2005, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v721/cirquemacabre/6d6ed62f.jpg


Didn´t get it?:confused: :rolleyes:

BH14
03-09-2005, 01:59 PM
oh sheesh... another anti-christ?!.... go worship satan then... I wont even ask "Why?".

urgeok
03-09-2005, 02:01 PM
i took that to be more of a play on ... everyone dies .. even babies - because god willed it so ...

IDrinkYourBlood
03-09-2005, 03:09 PM
whats better then a dead baby in a trash can.






one dead baby in THREE trash cans :D

barbra
03-09-2005, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
whats sex with a blow up doll like? with out the proper lube... you might rub your self raw.

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-09-2005, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
whats better then a dead baby in a trash can.






one dead baby in THREE trash cans :D

I used to think the lyrics to "Last Caress" were "I've got something to say, I killed a baby today"

Wait even though it is "your baby" he still says "as long as it's dead" He's still singing about killing a baby right?

Angra
03-09-2005, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I used to think the lyrics to "Last Caress" were "I've got something to say, I killed a baby today"

Wait even though it is "your baby" he still says "as long as it's dead" He's still singing about killing a baby right?


And proceeds with "I raped your mother today".

Such a heart warming song.:cool: :D

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-09-2005, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Angra
And proceeds with "I raped your mother today".

Such a heart warming song.:cool: :D

Glenn's just a big softy.

Angra
03-09-2005, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Glenn's just a big softy.


Yeah, too bad the song wasn´t longer....:rolleyes:

barbra
03-09-2005, 03:36 PM
babies babaies babies

AUSTIN316426808
03-09-2005, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
NOT ME
I just think thats the funniest thing ever. what if you saw that happin. Dont tell me you wouldnt laugh your ass off. Picture yourself walking in the park on a nice day. and WHAM out of the bushes comes a clown, runns in the sandbox, anally rapes a 4 year old boy and takes off. LOL thats hillarias.


after I read this the legalizing murder thread came to mind.

You're completely retarted if you think this is funny in any way what so ever. You say you have ''a sick sense of humor'', I say you're just stupid, I'm not really sure if you're just posting stuff like this in some attempt to be cool or get attention or whether you're just fucking dumb enough to think it's actually funny.

I saw a woman coming down the street screaming for help then the guy caught up to her and killed her and I thought it was entertaining, I even went outside the next day to get the knife.

obviously a bullshit story and an pathetic attempt to be a badass.

Then you post this stupid shit about how hilarious it would be to see a 4 year old get raped in the park. WTF is your problem. If you had a 4 year old and you two were at the park and you turned your head for just a second then you turn back around to see someone rapping him, would you think that's funny you stupid Fuck!

Angra
03-09-2005, 04:00 PM
Is it just me, or has this forum become more hateful than ever? At least since the beginning of 2005..:(

barbra
03-09-2005, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by Angra
Is it just me, or has this forum become more hateful than ever? At least since the beginning of 2005..:( conversation between people these days always seems to end in a pissing contest.
child rape is pretty horrible though. they live through that.

BH14
03-09-2005, 05:22 PM
No offense to many of you all... I know its a horror forum but I dont understand all the morbid jokes (and even the religious jokes). I dont get it. Between dead babies, child raping, etc.... But I am 24 so I maybe older than many of u all.

And I agree with you Angra... seems to be a lot of hate in this forum.

barbra
03-09-2005, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by BH14
No offense to many of you all... I know its a horror forum but I dont understand all the morbid jokes (and even the religious jokes). I dont get it. Between dead babies, child raping, etc.... But I am 24 so I maybe older than many of u all. older than me and my birthday is coming up, anyhow joke was the magic word.

BH14
03-09-2005, 05:27 PM
I have a good sense of humor... somethings i dont make fun of. Religion, race (sometimes with my friends but its in good nature), old people, handicap, etc.

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-09-2005, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by BH14
No offense to many of you all... I know its a horror forum but I dont understand all the morbid jokes (and even the religious jokes). I dont get it. Between dead babies, child raping, etc.... But I am 24 so I maybe older than many of u all.

Do you know that scientists still can't figure out why some people laugh at certain jokes and not at others? Fascinating.

I don't get the joy of nascar, but I don't chalk it up to being smarter than people. I know some pretty immature 27 year olds so you really can't go by age. Sorry, you're not better for not getting religious or sick jokes.

BH14
03-09-2005, 05:31 PM
maybe its a goth thing

barbra
03-09-2005, 05:33 PM
some of you have been making fun of me for like 30 minutes now, no one is cares about that. I bet if I was a baby or missing an arm you would be. I mean fuck it, you deal with what you are delt with and if you can have a sense of humor about it I think that you are more intelligent than the people who think they are the smarter ones for not lauging at a sensitive subject. I bet god has a sense of humor. he would have too, I mean look at your self.

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-09-2005, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by BH14
maybe its a goth thing

pfft redneck.

BH14
03-09-2005, 05:40 PM
haha... i knew someone would respond like that. Do you go to children hospitals and laugh at the kids with cancer or maybe missing a limb? Try watch a comedy movie or go to a comedy club, you may get a kick out of that instead. Alright, you can go back to baby raping death Jokes. And Im not saying Im better than anybody.

barbra
03-09-2005, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by BH14
haha... i knew someone would respond like that. Do you go to children hospitals and laugh at the kids with cancer or maybe missing a limb? Try watch a comedy movie or go to a comedy club, you may get a kick out of that instead. Alright, you can go back to baby raping death Jokes. And Im not saying Im better than anybody. nope..
I choose to be like everyother american
out of sight out of mind
its the anti social way

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-09-2005, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by BH14
haha... i knew someone would respond like that. Do you go to children hospitals and laugh at the kids with cancer or maybe missing a limb? Try watch a comedy movie or go to a comedy club, you may get a kick out of that instead. Alright, you can go back to baby raping death Jokes. And Im not saying Im better than anybody.

I was only kidding... umm I feel terrible for kids with cancer and/or missing limbs. Why you would think of me as some kind of monster just because I don't campaign against these jokes is beyond me.

I'm actually a very compassionate person. I give blood (No, I don't sell it like you guys do in the states or have it kept for my use) I plan to keep doing it whenever I can. Last time I went it took 2 hours, but that's not going to stop me from going because I actually do give a shit. I truly do feel bad for a lot of people, but in most cases there's nothing I can do anyway.

I can laugh at any joke if it's funny because it's just a joke. You're obviously too dense to grasp that, despite being *gasp* 24.

BH14
03-09-2005, 05:56 PM
I do believe you are a compassionate person... Even 24 yr olds feel old.... You will see. I have friends that are freaking out because they just turned 24 and worrying about crows feet. And I do have friends with your humor... They sometime go crazy with handicap jokes and Im like "whoa".

barbra
03-09-2005, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by BH14
I do believe you are a compassionate person... Even 24 yr olds feel old.... You will see. I have friends that are freaking out because they just turned 24 and worrying about crows feet. And I do have friends with your humor... They sometime go crazy with handicap jokes and Im like "whoa". I cried when I turned 20

BH14
03-09-2005, 05:59 PM
20?! Thats ridiculous

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-09-2005, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by BH14
I do believe you are a compassionate person... Even 24 yr olds feel old.... You will see. I have friends that are freaking out because they just turned 24 and worrying about crows feet. And I do have friends with your humor... They sometime go crazy with handicap jokes and Im like "whoa".

My friends think I'm crazy because I say stuff like "Fuck, I'm almost 20... Then I'll be 24... so close to 27....

barbra
03-09-2005, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by BH14
20?! Thats ridiculous what do I know Im only 22

Sedated_replica
03-09-2005, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
after I read this the legalizing murder thread came to mind.

You're completely retarted if you think this is funny in any way what so ever. You say you have ''a sick sense of humor'', I say you're just stupid, I'm not really sure if you're just posting stuff like this in some attempt to be cool or get attention or whether you're just fucking dumb enough to think it's actually funny.

I saw a woman coming down the street screaming for help then the guy caught up to her and killed her and I thought it was entertaining, I even went outside the next day to get the knife.

obviously a bullshit story and an pathetic attempt to be a badass.

Then you post this stupid shit about how hilarious it would be to see a 4 year old get raped in the park. WTF is your problem. If you had a 4 year old and you two were at the park and you turned your head for just a second then you turn back around to see someone rapping him, would you think that's funny you stupid Fuck!

I agreed. This forum is great

Sedated_replica
03-09-2005, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by BH14
I have a good sense of humor... somethings i dont make fun of. Religion, race (sometimes with my friends but its in good nature), old people, handicap, etc.

Religion is like cancer. I'm far from goth.

Its in a different class then race,rape, or morbid things

BH14
03-09-2005, 06:26 PM
I only come here for horror movie advice.

Sedated_replica
03-09-2005, 06:31 PM
I come here for the "FETTUCINE!!"

Angra
03-09-2005, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Sedated_replica
I come here for the "FETTUCINE!!"


LMAO!:p

urgeok
03-10-2005, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by barbra
some of you have been making fun of me for like 30 minutes now, no one is cares about that. I bet if I was a baby or missing an arm you would be. I mean fuck it, you deal with what you are delt with and if you can have a sense of humor about it I think that you are more intelligent than the people who think they are the smarter ones for not lauging at a sensitive subject. I bet god has a sense of humor. he would have too, I mean look at your self.

here's the deal.

I can understand the concept of 'nothing is sacred' when it comes to 'jokes' Laughing in the face of death .. the rediculous of the absurd, etc.

I can understand how young people won't yet understand the gravity of what babies and children mean to other people .. they havent been on the planet long enough to experience that kind of loss, or grow weary hearing and reading daily atrocities in the news -

what i did get sick of is the flippant attitude of some wannabe badass wandering through the forums spitting piss here and there and everywhere, trying to come off as a hip, groovy, deep, irreverant, funky-ass cool, toughchick, and then going .. oh, i'm drunk, like a 12 year old at her first school dance.

It was old before it was started ... it was deliberate trolling ...

and sooner or later you would have to accept that it's stepping on the sesitive areas of some people.

Thats antisocial behavior ...

and the battle-cry of 'dont read it the - you self righteous pricks' is complete bullshit because its happening in the middle of conversations all over the fucking map.

Its like saying - ignore a guy who screams 'kill ni**ers' in the middle of a mall. Ignoring ignorance - what a great idea.
This is a forum ..it is a community of sorts and as in every community we discuss things, share points of views, develop friendships. Don't fucking dare tell me to ignore shit that i think is innapropriate in my fucking community.
Morality police my ass ... like morals are a bad thing on a Horror forum ?

FairyKorpes
03-10-2005, 02:42 AM
What happened to the days when a meer fart was enough to get everyone rolling.

I have a pretty fucked up sense of humor and the fact that that dude actually had to put "anally" to refer to raping this boy, as though saying just rape isn't sufficant enough, is hard fucking core.

I would go and do the world a favor and off myself if i were you. Make sure you leave a note.;)

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-10-2005, 05:29 AM
Originally posted by urgeok

Its like saying - ignore a guy who screams 'kill ni**ers' in the middle of a mall.

It's not really the same, it's more along the lines of ignore someone who tells a racist joke if you're too uptight to laugh. Some people don't seem to understand that the world doesn't bow to them.

Anyway what happened to the right to free speech? Does that only apply if it doesn't conflict with your beliefs? If I hear a guy saying "Kill niggers" I'm going to tell him that's he's an ignorant racist fuck and I hope he chokes but I'm not going to go go on a crusade to stop people from saying stuff like that.

Telling a sick joke is completely different from that anyway though.

taylorsmommy
03-10-2005, 05:33 AM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
It's not really the same, it's more along the lines of ignore someone who tells a racist joke if you're too uptight to laugh. Some people don't seem to understand that the world doesn't bow to them.

Anyway what happened to the right to free speech? Does that only apply if it doesn't conflict with your beliefs? If I hear a guy saying "Kill niggers" I'm going to tell him that's he's an ignorant racist fuck and I hope he chokes but I'm not going to go go on a crusade to stop people from saying stuff like that.

Telling a sick joke is completely different from that anyway though.

You know, I'm sick of people dragging out the old "whatever happened to free speech" deal! So freedom of speech is supposed to give you the right to say whatever the hell you want and to hell with people's feelings? I think not! Just the opinion of an old fart.

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-10-2005, 05:34 AM
Originally posted by taylorsmommy
So freedom of speech is supposed to give you the right to say whatever the hell you want and to hell with people's feelings?

yes

taylorsmommy
03-10-2005, 05:35 AM
You have alot to learn if you're going to make it in this world, little girl!

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-10-2005, 05:37 AM
Just because you have the right to say something doesn't mean you should say it. However, I truly believe that nobody should be allowed to silence you.

urgeok
03-10-2005, 05:43 AM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
It's not really the same, it's more along the lines of ignore someone who tells a racist joke if you're too uptight to laugh. Some people don't seem to understand that the world doesn't bow to them.

Anyway what happened to the right to free speech? Does that only apply if it doesn't conflict with your beliefs? If I hear a guy saying "Kill niggers" I'm going to tell him that's he's an ignorant racist fuck and I hope he chokes but I'm not going to go go on a crusade to stop people from saying stuff like that.

Telling a sick joke is completely different from that anyway though.


it was the same in the context i meant it in .. it was re. the 'if you dont like it - dont read it' context and my point was that it was in every forum - hard to ignore.

actually free speech is a right ... but hate crime isnt (re my mall example)
There are crusades to stop people saying shit like that - its law .. and i'd stand right behind it ... but thats distracting from the point ..

i was saying somewhere else that i know where the actual jokes are coming from .. we told those 'dead baby' jokes when we were kids too believe it or not .. it probably started with my generation ...

anyway .. this was something that was going on before you showed up last nite .. it was about an attitude .. not a couple of jokes..

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-10-2005, 05:48 AM
Originally posted by urgeok


actually free speech is a right ... but hate crime isnt (re my mall example)
There are crusades to stop people saying shit like that - its law .. and i'd stand right behind it ... but thats distracting from the point ..



But that completely goes against free speech. Saying "I hate niggers" or something is not a hate crime....

Originally posted by urgeok
anyway .. this was something that was going on before you showed up last nite .. it was about an attitude .. not a couple of jokes..

Oh, I don't care about her. lol The topic has changed. :)

urgeok
03-10-2005, 05:51 AM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Just because you have the right to say something doesn't mean you should say it. However, I truly believe that nobody should be allowed to silence you.


the first statement is true ...
however if an individual in a community does speak up with something extremely unpleasant - the rest of the comunity has that same right of free speech to express how they feel about it ..

Thats not silencing someone - its more showing and hoping that the person should have the brains to silence themselves...


Hey its not like trolling is something new on a forum ...

urgeok
03-10-2005, 05:53 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
[B]But that completely goes against free speech. Saying "I hate niggers" or something is not a hate crime....




well, yeah it is .. it's a moral crime anyway ..


if we're going to take this line of discussion .. here goes :


that would be an antisocial moral crime.
if its published and passed around it qualifies as hate literature .. this IS against the law ...
To me it is just as bad if its spoken allowed.

I know you dont feel that way and this is purely an academic discussion on morals, etc ...

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-10-2005, 05:53 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
the first statement is true ...
however if an individual in a community does speak up with something extremely unpleasant - the rest of the comunity has that same right of free speech to express how they feel about it ..


That's right.

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 05:58 AM
Being a writer, i am one of the biggest proponents of free speech alive. But I believe in Intelligent free speech. If you dont have something useful, interesting, intelligent or relevant to say, shut your fucking mouth.

Absurdity is funny. Absurd death in a monty python movie is funny. Seeing the bad guy get caught in machinary and torn to pieces in amovie can be funny.

A little kid getting raped, no matter the context, is NOT funny.

Back to the free speech thing, people who prove they are to ignorant to maintain a decent outlook should have it revoked. I do not believ in the KKK being allowed to march. Fuck them. This is why i am not a cop, because i would refuse to protect those assholes.

I dont believe serial killers, child molesters, serial rapists, or any other socipaths deserve to be treated like humans. Their entire existance is non-human. Thye lack compassion and the ability to feel any empathy for anyone othger than themselves. As a social creature, those things are part of what make us human, so that makes them somehting inhuman, and therefore not afforded human rights.

I should just put this link in my sig, as i will keep posting it whenever shit like this comes up:
http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/predators/porter/index_1.html

read the whole thing and then still tell me jokes about killing and raping kids are still funny, because "its just a joke".

urgeok
03-10-2005, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
That's right.


well unfortunately at that point a couple of morons jumped in to say no one has the right to say anything against the jokes .,.etc .. and it turned into a sensless bar room brawl.


we all can say what we like here ... up to the point of what the forum guidlines say we can ..

and no we cant expect people are going to be able to always judge or care what others find to be a sensitive issue ...

i just get really turned off by people being offensive just to get a rise ... i know that's all part of the 'being a kid' deal for people growing up ... it always has been ..

it just gets really tired sometimes ..

urgeok
03-10-2005, 06:02 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
I dont believe serial killers, child molesters, serial rapists, or any other socipaths deserve to be treated like humans. Their entire existance is non-human. Thye lack compassion and the ability to feel any empathy for anyone othger than themselves. As a social creature, those things are part of what make us human, so that makes them somehtinginhuman, and therefore not afforded human rights.



and before anyone jumps on our point of view ... we're not talking about someone who for some reason known to only themselves, would rather be completely alone ... we're not talking about people who want to be individuals instead of 'part of the herd'

we're talking about anti-humans ... people who are worse than the lowest form of animal. People who prey on other people for their enjoyment.

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 06:03 AM
The funny thing is that they do it to stand out and be different, not realizing that everyone around them is already doing it, so they neither stand out nor are different.


Being different simply to be different is pathetic. Being different because that's what you are is cool.

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-10-2005, 06:04 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
[QUOTE]Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
[B]
well, yeah it is .. it's a moral crime anyway ..

if we're going to take this line of discussion .. here goes :

that would be an antisocial moral crime.
if its published and passed around it qualifies as hate literature .. this IS against the law ...
To me it is just as bad if its spoken allowed.

I know you dont feel that way and this is purely an academic discussion on morals, etc ...

bah, damn your last sentence. Oh well
I won't just say "to you"atleast. ;) I'm glad people say racist things actually. I'm not happy they are stupid and racist, but I'm happy that we're allowed to say whatever we want. There shouldn't be any laws against how we think, and I believe we should be allowed to speak our minds regardless of it's in good working order or not.

I hate racism, probably as much as you but I think charging someone for saying something is completely ridiculous.

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 06:09 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
and before anyone jumps on our point of view ... we're not talking about someone who for some reason known to only themselves, would rather be completely alone ... we're not talking about people who want to be individuals instead of 'part of the herd'

we're talking about anti-humans ... people who are worse than the lowest form of animal. People who prey on other people for their enjoyment. Precisely. I know a lot of people who think serial killers are cool and like the pictures of their victims and all that shit. They never actually study these people and what they have done.

I have been making these same points here:
http://horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14049

I agree that these people are fascinating in a morbid way, the same way a spider is fascinating. I have done Hours up hours of research on serial killers, pedophiles, cultists, despots, you name it, because of my website. Notice i have only 1 article so far, mostly because i refuse to glorify these people in any way.

I really do think that kids thatmake these kinds of comments hsould have to sit in on an autopsy. If it makes you sickhtu the fuck up. if not, get a job in a mortuary, or get into forensics and put these sick fucks away.

Oh, And shut the fuck up about it.

urgeok
03-10-2005, 06:12 AM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I hate racism, probably as much as you but I think charging someone for saying something is completely ridiculous.


well, its not really - you have to follow history to see why ..
Again - taking this example specifically...

a lot of people are no better than pack animals ...
all it takes is the freedom to start saying you hate something ...
then comes the desire to do something about it ...

For blacks in north america you dont have to go back too far in history to remember a time where someone yelling that would strike fear in the hearts of people who wondered if that night was their night to suffer.

society takes the blame every time someone goes fucking crazy - so why is it wrong for society to assume a positive responsibiliy ?

There is no unfortunate and evil history behind someone yelling 'i hate the colour green' in a crowded place ... no one cares.. it is annoying but not hateful .. there's your free speech.

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-10-2005, 06:13 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok

Absurdity is funny. Absurd death in a monty python movie is funny. Seeing the bad guy get caught in machinary and torn to pieces in amovie can be funny.

A little kid getting raped, no matter the context, is NOT funny.


lol

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-10-2005, 06:14 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
well, its not really - you have to follow history to see why ..
Again - taking this example specifically...

a lot of people are no better than pack animals ...
all it takes is the freedom to start saying you hate something ...
then comes the desire to do something about it ...

For blacks in north america you dont have to go back too far in history to remember a time where someone yelling that would strike fear in the hearts of people who wondered if that night was their night to suffer.

society takes the blame every time someone goes fucking crazy - so why is it wrong for society to assume a positive responsibiliy ?

There is no unfortunate and evil history behind someone yelling 'i hate the colour green' in a crowded place ... no one cares.. it is annoying but not hateful .. there's your free speech.

Uhhh it's not free speech is you're told it's ok to say this but not that.

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 06:20 AM
Do Canadians have a mandated freedom of speech? I know we do here...

There is a line to be drawn. hitler managed to tie up the western world in a war for years simply because of what he had said. Words have much more power than a lot of people want to accept.


Try explaining to a fat kid who gets picked on mercilessly by everyone that "Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can never hurt you."


They will probably say "Bullshit. You dont have to deal with this abuse, so you have no idea how much they sting."

Speech is more powerful than actionin some cases. Does freedom of speech cover a father twelling his 4 year old daughter that she will have nice tits someday, and he cant wait?

Does it protect a teacher from calling a failing student stupid?

Does it protect someone saying that they ar eplanning on blowing up a major building?

Does it protect some dumb fuck screaming "Fire" in a crowded theater?

Freedom of speech is great, but stupidity should be illeagal, and therefore stupid words should be punishable by law.

urgeok
03-10-2005, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Uhhh it's not free speech is you're told it's ok to say this but not that.

so you're saying - no lines should be drawn ever ?


there arent a lot of examples i can think of where speech should be supressed ...

but like law - we cant depend on common sense.. very few people have it.

there has to be some measure of protection.

I dont think racist bullshit should be included in free speech just because i dont like to hear it ...
it's because it is wrong on every level ...

Every law has its limits ..

We are all free to drive - if we get our licence.
We are free to smoke .. when we're of age
We're free to do whatever we want with the bounds of the law - Laws set by the majority.

why should free speech be exempt .. carte blanche ?

Uttering a death threat - is that free speech ?
Slander ... is that free speech ?
Joking about having a bomb in a suitcase at the airport ... free speech ?

try that one on for size .... just make sure to buy one of those donut shaped pillows to sit on for the next few days :)

ShankS
03-10-2005, 06:30 AM
all this over a rubber doll.... that thing's gona burst it's titties soon. :p

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 06:32 AM
And where will your sex life be then? :p

urgeok
03-10-2005, 06:32 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
all this over a rubber doll.... that thing's gona burst it's titties soon. :p

so we had the USA view, the Canadian views, and now the UK is represented by Shanks :)



he said .... titties ....


heh heh heh

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 06:33 AM
I can see Shanks talking like ButtHead with an english accent....


"Huh huh... I said 'Bangers'...."

ShankS
03-10-2005, 06:34 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
And where will your sex life be then? :p

mines fine, it's IDrinkYourBlood who's gona go without rubber action if it bursts.

newb
03-10-2005, 06:36 AM
And another thread turns to breast.
One thing you can say about this forum....you never know where a thread will go...it will twist and turn going from blow up dolls to freedom of speech, but its outcome will always be tits.

Thats why I love it.:)

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 06:38 AM
Because in the end... Is there anything on earth more important than tits?


I submit to you: NO

urgeok
03-10-2005, 06:40 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Because in the end... Is there anything on earth more important than tits?


I submit to you: NO

legs ....

ShankS
03-10-2005, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by newb
And another thread turns to breast.
One thing you can say about this forum....you never know where a thread will go...it will twist and turn going from blow up dolls to freedom of speech, but its outcome will always be tits.

Thats why I love it.:)


tits rule....

urgeok
03-10-2005, 06:42 AM
another example of why mornings are so much more fun on Horror :D

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-10-2005, 06:47 AM
Originally posted by urgeok


Every law has its limits ..

We are all free to drive - if we get our licence.
We are free to smoke .. when we're of age


Yes, but those are laws, not rights.

And about your other things. Some things that you mentioned are not allowed to be published or broadcasted on TV and I full yagree with it. I still agree with people being able to say them though.

urgeok
03-10-2005, 06:48 AM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Yes, but those are laws, not rights.

And about your other things. Some things that you mentioned are not allowed to be published or broadcasted on TV and I full yagree with it. I still agree with people being able to say them though.

the right to free speech is a law !!! :D

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-10-2005, 06:50 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok


Does freedom of speech cover a father twelling his 4 year old daughter that she will have nice tits someday, and he cant wait?

Yes, but that's also sexual harrassment.

Does it protect someone saying that they ar eplanning on blowing up a major building?

Yes, but that's conspiring to (terrorize, blow shit up? I don't know)

Does it protect some dumb fuck screaming "Fire" in a crowded theater?

Yes, but that's... just really fucking stupid and should be against the law (if it isn't).


lazy. sorry for ruining the tits conversation

urgeok
03-10-2005, 06:51 AM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
lazy. sorry for ruining the tits conversation

i guess you'll have to post another picture then
hahahaha :)

ShankS
03-10-2005, 06:51 AM
wood carving anyone....

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-10-2005, 06:53 AM
lol why do all threads end this way?

urgeok
03-10-2005, 06:55 AM
you could have a seperate thread .. pics of you and your buddy peeing on random things all over BC ..

roadside attractions, monuments, city halls .. :)

newb
03-10-2005, 06:58 AM
I'm as much for free speech as the next guy but what I'm also for is a little thing called "Common Sense".












tits:D

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 07:00 AM
Common sense is not common. No one has ever said THAT before...:)






Knockers. :D

ShankS
03-10-2005, 07:02 AM
.

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 07:18 AM
Back on the original subject, Lords Of Acid have a song about this.....:


You want sex with a rubber doll?
Baby, I don’t agree with that at all!
Sex bomb annie, that’s her name
With her you like to play your dirty little games

Her mouth wide open, always ready for more
Doesn’t close her legs, that inflatable whore!
It’s a love bazaar with a rubber bitch
Don’t make me compete with that plastic witch!

Death to the doll! (x2)

You can never use me for your fantasy
Manage’ trois with my enemy!
You better take her with you one thanksgiving day
So she can meet your folk in her negligée

You take her out to dinner so your friends can see
Now everybody’s pointing fingers at me!
You even take her shopping, and on a double-date
She’s always quiet, and she never complains!

Death to the doll! (x2)

I’ve made up my mind: it’s gotta stop!
A stab of a needle’s gonna make her go pop!
That’ll be the end of your love affair
With sex bomb annie and her plastic derrière

Death to the doll! (x2)
(x2)

urgeok
03-10-2005, 07:19 AM
i like them ..

we must, we must, we must improve our bust :)

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 07:22 AM
The bigger the better,
the tighter the sweater,
the boys like us better.,
We Must!


Yay, boobies:)

urgeok
03-10-2005, 07:25 AM
i thought it was ...


...the bigger the better
the tighter the sweater
the boys depend on us ....

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 07:26 AM
Probably was. Whatever, as long as women the world over adopt it as their mantra, im for it :)

newb
03-10-2005, 07:26 AM
Screw the original topic

bazookas
bazoomies
bee bite
beer glass
berthas
big berthas
big McDuffs
blouse bunnies
boob
boobie
bosom
boulders
brace and bits
breast
bristols
bubbies
bubs
buds
buffers
cantaloups
cantaloupes
champagne glass
chi-chi
chubbies
coconuts
Dolly Partons
double barrel
Double Lotus Peak
droppers
dugs
dumplings
fun cushions
globes
grapefruits
headlights
hooters
hummers
jugs
knobs
knockers
light and bitter
lungs
mammary
melon
milk wagons
muffins
norks
pair
puppies
rack
ski slopes
tabs
ta tas
teat
thirty-eights
thr’penny
tit
tittie
twin mounds
tweeters
twin mounds
twin peaks
twins
udder
voos
woofers

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 07:28 AM
Give us a kiss, lover:
http://www.nude-celeb.ws/hooters_023/05.jpg

urgeok
03-10-2005, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by newb
Screw the original topic

bazookas
bazoomies
bee bite
beer glass
berthas
big berthas
big McDuffs
blouse bunnies
boob
boobie
bosom
boulders
brace and bits
breast
bristols
bubbies
bubs
buds
buffers
cantaloups
cantaloupes
champagne glass
chi-chi
chubbies
coconuts
Dolly Partons
double barrel
Double Lotus Peak
droppers
dugs
dumplings
fun cushions
globes
grapefruits
headlights
hooters
hummers
jugs
knobs
knockers
light and bitter
lungs
mammary
melon
milk wagons
muffins
norks
pair
puppies
rack
ski slopes
tabs
ta tas
teat
thirty-eights
thr’penny
tit
tittie
twin mounds
tweeters
twin mounds
twin peaks
twins
udder
voos
woofers


bee bite .. heh :)

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-10-2005, 07:52 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Give us a kiss, lover:
http://www.nude-celeb.ws/hooters_023/05.jpg

come on youngins, get mama's pryin bar.

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 07:55 AM
I wonder....


Has she ever made like a praying mantis mistook her mate for food and ate him?

Okay, it's not nice to pick on the overweight, but this woman *ahem* "Put herself out there"

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-10-2005, 07:57 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
I wonder....


Has she ever made like a praying mantis mistook her mate for food and ate him?

Okay, it's not nice to pick on the overweight, but this woman *ahem* "Put herself out there"

I think the question of "what's sex with that like?" will remain a mystery.

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 07:59 AM
Diferent strokes for different folks i guess.

I imagine someone has boned her at some point, people can be pretty indiscriminate

newb
03-10-2005, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Give us a kiss, lover:
http://www.nude-celeb.ws/hooters_023/05.jpg

Oh man....I just sat down for lunch.:mad:

urgeok
03-10-2005, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Diferent strokes for different folks i guess.

I imagine someone has boned her at some point, people can be pretty indiscriminate

i thought u liked big boobs ? :)

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 08:06 AM
Nig Boobs. Maybe even some massive ones, but not those.....

IDrinkYourBlood
03-10-2005, 08:09 AM
Like I said befor.........only if I get a million dollars.

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 08:20 AM
Oh come on... You still get to come, and you can brag to your freinds that you screwed this chick with HUGE tits, and you wouldnt be lying.

FairyKorpes
03-10-2005, 08:23 AM
First note you guys are mean. Fatties are loved to damnit:mad: . Secondly wtf is up with her belly button?

ShankS
03-10-2005, 08:24 AM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Secondly wtf is up with her belly button?

it's full of bed fluff, and Vod wants to nibble it out.

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 08:25 AM
Porno people are fair game for rridicule, regardless of size

Secondly, i have no clue. kind of scary if you ask me.

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
it's full of bed fluff, and Vod wants to nibble it out. Oh god..... I WAS hungry... you sick bastard....

ShankS
03-10-2005, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Oh god..... I WAS hungry... you sick bastard....


lol

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 08:31 AM
I suppose that is what i get for posting it in the first place.....

IDrinkYourBlood
03-10-2005, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
First note you guys are mean. Fatties are loved to damnit:mad: . Secondly wtf is up with her belly button? yeah thats true. Fatties do need some lovin, they just have to pay :D

ENTITY2000
03-10-2005, 08:35 AM
you no what's so sad is that i know
a guy who got paid for sleeping w/a fat chick
not that there is anything wrong w/ being a fatty
patty.:D :p

ShankS
03-10-2005, 08:36 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
I suppose that is what i get for posting it in the first place.....

there's fat 'n sexy and then there's fat 'n monstrosity. :p

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 08:38 AM
Originally posted by ShankS
there's fat 'n sexy and then there's fat 'n monstrosity. :p Very true. There are some big women out there that are quite the lookers.

FairyKorpes
03-10-2005, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
yeah thats true. Fatties do need some lovin, they just have to pay :D

Here's an idea: Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and die gurgling blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces;) :p

ENTITY2000
03-10-2005, 08:41 AM
is that jennifer tilly on fairy korpes avatar?

ShankS
03-10-2005, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Very true. There are some big women out there that are quite the lookers.

I don't mid the chubby ones, extreme fatness is just nasty.

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 08:50 AM
Around the same time i developed my fascination with big hooters, i realised the only women who had nice big ones that werent fake were girls with more meat on them.

And there is a difference between big and obese.

My wife is a nice full-figured curvaceous woman. Quite the buxom lass too :D

I am going to do such awful things toher when i get home tonight...


Pardon me, i was having a moment.

urgeok
03-10-2005, 10:02 AM
waif - full figured, everything in between..

i just love women.

IDrinkYourBlood
03-10-2005, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Here's an idea: Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and die gurgling blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces;) :p all while im watching a clown impale a four year old boy in the anus, makin that little bitch bleed;) :p




saying that makes me officially cool and bad ass right :rolleyes:

anyways sorry to ruin your booby talk, please countinue.

Angra
03-10-2005, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
all while im watching a clown impale a four year old boy in the anus, makin that little bitch bleed;) :p




saying that makes me officially cool and bad ass right :rolleyes:

anyways sorry to ruin your booby talk, please countinue.



Tsk, tsk, tsk..... Damn IDYB!! We had almost let it behind us.:rolleyes:

Almost....

ENTITY2000
03-10-2005, 10:37 AM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
all while im watching a clown impale a four year old boy in the anus, makin that little bitch bleed;) :p




saying that makes me officially cool and bad ass right :rolleyes:

anyways sorry to ruin your booby talk, please countinue.
your just asick sad little person who needs
psychiatric help:rolleyes:

IDrinkYourBlood
03-10-2005, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by ENTITY2000
your just asick sad little person who needs
psychiatric help:rolleyes: thats true. but anyways.....whats the top weight of the women that you would concider having sex with. and girls same question vica/versa. I think my limit would be 140

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 10:41 AM
No he isnt. he is a sad little nerd.

Yes, we are talking about tits. Those so far involved in the conversation either have them or have ready access to them on a regular basis.

Go away and come back when you have seen a paitr that dont belong to family.

IDrinkYourBlood
03-10-2005, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
No he isnt. he is a sad little nerd.

Yes, we are talking about tits. Those so far involved in the conversation either have them or have ready access to them on a regular basis.

Go away and come back when you have seen a paitr that dont belong to family. :rolleyes: o yes sad sad little nerd. you peeps are just n00bs, im so h4x0|2, all your base belong to me. L337 out. LOL

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
thats true. but anyways.....whats the top weight of the women that you would concider having sex with. and girls same question vica/versa. I think my limit would be 140


I would think your answer would be "Anyone who would actually consider it."


Good luck getting a woman to actually tell you her weight. I have a feeling asking her would pretty much cancel out any possibility of her having sex with you.

Of course, I imagine that if you ran your clown and little boy in the sand box routine by her she would swoon.....:rolleyes:

ENTITY2000
03-10-2005, 10:44 AM
lol:D your right why waste time on
that. just go away until you can play
nice child.

IDrinkYourBlood
03-10-2005, 10:51 AM
fine fine fine. I'll go.......for now. MWA HAHAHA
Actually im gonna go eat my buffalo wings, so tasty.

Angra
03-10-2005, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
fine fine fine. I'll go.......for now. MWA HAHAHA
Actually im gonna go eat my buffalo wings, so tasty.


Go get busy, tiger.

Madrigal
03-10-2005, 11:18 AM
What's sex with a woman like?

For real.

barbra
03-10-2005, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Madrigal
What's sex with a woman like?

For real. soft firm and wet/moist

urgeok
03-10-2005, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Madrigal
What's sex with a woman like?

For real.

its just like when you cut a hole in a watermelon ...
only instead of cold wet and pathetic,

its really nice ...

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 11:24 AM
Warm. Soft. Moist. Pleasant. very Pleasant. Sometimes noisy. Sometimes squishy.

barbra
03-10-2005, 11:27 AM
I used the words
"like a slip and slide with a prize inside"

urgeok
03-10-2005, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Warm. Soft. Moist. Pleasant. very Pleasant. Sometimes noisy. Sometimes squishy.

really ? a woman ?

you mean it isnt like tapioca is being flung into your face at 200 miles per hour while a gang of insane pygmies hit you on the feet and head with the claw end of an estwing hammer while
opera music is being played on an old victrola ?


what the fuck have i been doing all this time ??!!!!

barbra
03-10-2005, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
really ? a woman ?

you mean it isnt like tapioca is being flung into your face at 200 miles per hour while a gang of insane pygmies hit you on the feet and head with the claw end of an estwing hammer while
opera music is being played on an old victrola ?


what the fuck have i been doing all this time ??!!!! what you're talking about usually cost extra

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 11:38 AM
Or at least requires for you to learn her name and buy her dinner.

Angra
03-10-2005, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by urgeok
its just like when you cut a hole in a watermelon ...

its really nice ...


The seeds hurts though..:(

newb
03-10-2005, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by Madrigal
What's sex with a woman like?

For real.
http://www.mysweettooth.biz/Pies/Apple%20Pie-large.jpg

urgeok
03-10-2005, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by newb
http://www.mysweettooth.biz/Pies/Apple%20Pie-large.jpg

better make mine a deep dish apple pie please :D

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 12:00 PM
Aedmit it, you would be fine with a cupcake....


Congrats on the 6 grand, btw urge. You are going to overtake me in under a year.....

urgeok
03-10-2005, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Aedmit it, you would be fine with a cupcake....


Congrats on the 6 grand, btw urge. You are going to overtake me in under a year.....


i'd say in 3 more days, but who's counting :)


it's 90% mindless dribble, and the other 10% people ignore :)


same to you i guess ... but i dont really pay attention - i hadnt even realized ..

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 12:20 PM
The funny thing is, that i registered 8 months before you, and you are currently about 64 behind me....


Man.. Get some sun :)

newb
03-10-2005, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
The funny thing is, that i registered 8 months before you, and you are currently about 64 behind me....


Man.. Get some sun :)

He's got a good excuse....ITS FUCKING COLD UP THERE.

And I wish you canucks would take this cold air and snow back where it belongs....fucking weatherman's talking about another 6 inches of the white shit this weekend....THIS WINTER JUST WON'T END.

urgeok
03-10-2005, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
The funny thing is, that i registered 8 months before you, and you are currently about 64 behind me....


Man.. Get some sun :)


i just type fast ..
I post when i'm at work - between tasks ..
after volleyball on Mon and Thurs nights

and if my wife goes to bed early and i'm too tired to watch a movie on the other nights.

i'm usually doing something else at another computer if I'm doing it when i'm at home..


the last job i had a few months ago .. i had fuck all to do all day ..
Horror saved me from going completely mental ...
I told people i wrote for a living :)

Thats why I'd like to see this place stay cool .. it was very good to me !

urgeok
03-10-2005, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by newb
He's got a good excuse....ITS FUCKING COLD UP THERE.

And I wish you canucks would take this cold air and snow back where it belongs....fucking weatherman's talking about another 6 inches of the white shit this weekend....THIS WINTER JUST WON'T END.

its been brutal here .. i'm sick of the shit with a passion

Vodstok
03-10-2005, 12:27 PM
Same here. I have so much dreid, windblown snow in the front yard it looks liek a godamn topographical map.

Plus, the dog is tired of damn near freezing to death whenever she has to take a piss.

ShankS
03-10-2005, 12:38 PM
Originally posted by Madrigal
What's sex with a woman like?

For real.

during my conquests it's always hardcore!! till I pass out knackeredout.

ItsAlive75
03-10-2005, 12:40 PM
It's weird over here, it snowed overnight and we had an inch of snow. I get out of class at 4:30 and all the snow is gone, it was great.

Now I get to drive 2 and a half hours to Illinois without crashing my car. Always a plus.

urgeok
03-10-2005, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by ShankS
during my conquests it's always hardcore!! till I pass out knackeredout.


another battle with the Widow Thumb and her 4 daughters :D

ShankS
03-10-2005, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by urgeok
another battle with the Widow Thumb and her 4 daughters :D

you got caluses?

FairyKorpes
03-10-2005, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
thats true. but anyways.....whats the top weight of the women that you would concider having sex with. and girls same question vica/versa. I think my limit would be 140

Lmao dude your the biggest moron, i swear. You realize that muscle weighs more then fat?

So you see a girl you think she is hot, smokin' bod. You go up to her with you cool ass self and say " hey before i hit on ya with the hopes of gettin' some. How much do you weigh?"

Lmao fuckin clot monkey

urgeok
03-10-2005, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Lmao dude your the biggest moron, i swear. You realize that muscle weighs more then fat?

So you see a girl you think she is hot, smokin' bod. You go up to her with you cool ass self and say " hey before i hit on ya with the hopes of gettin' some. How much do you weigh?"

Lmao fuckin clot monkey

the only thing i ever ask is ... 'how do you feel about wearing pigtails, a pleated kilt, and black pattent leather shoes ?'

barbra
03-10-2005, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
It's weird over here, it snowed overnight and we had an inch of snow. I get out of class at 4:30 and all the snow is gone, it was great.

Now I get to drive 2 and a half hours to Illinois without crashing my car. Always a plus. how can you be so sure?

X¤MurderDoll¤X
03-10-2005, 02:31 PM
Originally posted by FairyKorpes
Lmao dude your the biggest moron, i swear. You realize that muscle weighs more then fat?

So you see a girl you think she is hot, smokin' bod. You go up to her with you cool ass self and say " hey before i hit on ya with the hopes of gettin' some. How much do you weigh?"

Lmao fuckin clot monkey

lol and there is also height.

FairyKorpes
03-10-2005, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
lol and there is also height.

Thats right;)